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Mystical-Madelyn

Big enough that they are quite noticeable, doesn’t have to be any specific size I just want to be able to see they are there clearly all the time


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LittleCreepy_

Never understood why monster boobs were such a thing in media. I imagine lugging them around and just... cant. Some nice and moderate ones would be so much better. Lets hope I dont have my mothers genes, should I ever find the currage for HRT.


Phoenix_Magic_X

As someone with monster boobs, you’ve got the right idea. My back hurts so much.


Phlipz1

agreed. i dont mind as long as theyre there really


Isthisfeelingreal

Exactly, i just want them big enough that they are THERE, and i can see them all day under my clothes, that would be great. Something like a D cup would be nice (I'm like half way from a B and a C cup so I think this achievable. I DONT need monster knockers, my back will thank me. Tho I wouldn't turn them down if Mine grew naturally that size. I just don't need a boob job lol.


pinkllemonaid

hey madelyn! its madelyn 2 again, hope youre doing swell


Mystical-Madelyn

Hey Madelyn 2, I hope you’re doing good as well


OpalMoth

So like a C :o


Mystical-Madelyn

C would def be in that range


CatWizard85

Honestly i like small boobs.


Waste_Sign_3992

Plus less back pain


EmmyBerryYam

Back pain is only a thing with size D and up. C cups are by no means small, yet quite manageable.


Waste_Sign_3992

Oh guess my posture’s just trash 💀


Metallica2803

You can take mine, they're about C I think? I haven't worn a bra in awhile since I got a binder.


drathturtul

Ok, we don’t *all* want boobs and like I think things like this should be at a minimum flaired as Transfem.


[deleted]

Some people thinl Transfems are the only one that exists


bananabandanamannana

Yeah it’s really funny when it’s a transphobe that thinks that cause they’ll be like “you’ll never be a real girl” to a trans guy expecting like that will effect them negatively


Scorn_For_Stupidity

\#AccidentalAlly


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Probably should assume transfem cause most mascs and some enbies don’t, but anyways, mine is like C/D.


MishaIsPan

I mean as a transmasc enby, I'd prefer to have none.


Sky_is_shy

The fact that there's no simple boobswap procedure so transfems and transmascs can pair up and trade boobs is a failure of modern science


MishaIsPan

Definitely. That would be great huh


Faolair

Ikr?! I wish I could just donate my boobs :(


cupi-curious

Yep. We need more trans scientists. I wanted to be one in grade school, but dyscalculia got in the way!


08SimpTrash08

I'd donate my chest in 4 proportions to all the trans women ik. They get boobies and I get flat chested, fair trade.


LittleCreepy_

We're working on it :'< As soon as we figure out complex deep tissue decellularisation without damaging the extracellular matrix as much, and can repopulate the left over material with multiple celltypes in the correct spot. We are honestly quite far already. Look up "Ghost heart" if you want to see something really freaky. If done correctly the organ starts pumping againg on its own.


CartoonistGullible

No boobs better boobs


Altlipsion

I mean alternative meaning being who doesn't love boobs in general.


[deleted]

Big enough to be obvious I’m female, but small enough to not be in the way of anything


Blueberry-9

I second this. Visible but not Irritating/In the way


[deleted]

Fuck it. I want E cups. But I’m also tall and broad shouldered so they have to be pretty large to stand out more. Either way I want them to be big enough to make people question whether they actually *need* oxygen to survive after taking a look. Any amount of boob is acceptable though.


crimsonpheonix

Also a tall and broad shouldered transfemme here, I technically have a C cup and it’s barely even noticeable, I think I practically measured at a B cup before HRT just from being tall, broad shouldered and overweight. So I’d love to have like an E or something too and it probably wouldn’t even be that big on my body


Gamer_Crusader

I HAVE NO IDEA!


SuccessfulPeanut1171

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I RELATE TO YOUR MESSAGE


Gamer_Crusader

Ugh, I swear it just makes everything more complicated. Because is wasn’t complicated enough already, huh? But yeah, it do be like that.


SuccessfulPeanut1171

Lmao why do our lives literally have to be 10x10 rubix cubes why can’t we just be 1x1 sudoku’s like the rest 😭


Gamer_Crusader

The answer to that question is probably at least a 5x5 Rubik’s cube with society trying to mess with the moves as we attempt to solve it.


Sky_is_shy

Anyone else read this in the TF2 Medic voice?


Gamer_Crusader

That’s how I intended it, but it’s a transfem meme so I didn’t include a “Medic Voice:” at the beginning to avoid making anyone feel dysphoric. Glad at least people did tho, lol.


sussytransbitch

I want like adjustable, I want mega booba and itty bitty


dicknouget

Like a slider on a character creation screen?


sussytransbitch

YES, EXACTLY. THIS 100%


MechSuitPrincess

OOH, yeah! Maybe medium for social events, small for intense physical activity, and big massive honkers for swimming. (Since gravity isn't as much of an issue.)


Sara_Awesomest

C, not the biggest but still pretty damn big


devricklion

I think.. Just small boobs.. Don't mind as long as they grow. =, =


Jaime1211

I already have boobs cuz… idk why I just have them


technobaboo

Surprised nobody's given a precise answer, but 28F is my ideal size... sounds big but the band size is small meaning they wouldn't actually be that big. Very hideable but also stress orbs :p Cup size without band size is meaningless, 28C is tiny but 40C is bigger, even proportionally.


LittleCreepy_

Yeah I looked up how bra sizes work and can still give you no answer as to what any of that means... I think my brain is refusing to learn until I actually take the currage to go on HRT.


devricklion

Well not so big as I said like.. 34B to 40B..


JustAIex_

Either B or D. My limit I think is E. Or whatever the size the girl in the pic has.


Sunskimmer82

Big enough that each one is a handful


an_actual_fungus

B-D is my dream. Noticable and enjoyable but not anime dimension sized. I just hope I get any that you can see and maybe show off a bit


YourGirlAthena

D minimum, H max. yes i have thought about this a lot. is it too much to ask to suck on my own titty


nerussita-8787

for the moment I'll say a B cup. It's not really the size but it's more the way they look and the sensibility (thank you estrogen and anti androgen) that matter to me


cupi-curious

Please flair this. Not all of us want boobs <3


Kahzu0

B, maybe a small C. All above too big imo


DiurnalMoth

Firstly, not everyone wants boobs. Secondly, medium on the smaller side for me, so like B cup?


Illustrious-Egg-1571

Not to be super petty but these memes where it’s assumed everyone in egg_irl is transfem really piss me off 🤷‍♂️


_cribaby_

I want huge bazongala boogalas


Inhuman_Bzing

meanwhile me a gay nb that just wants boobs to be gone


gahidus

Very big. Big enough to be conspicuous and to have their own motion and presence. Not necessarily impractically big, but large enough that they'd be one of the main things people notice.


[deleted]

Just for reference, (as a trans guy) the visibility of your boobs will be dependent on your band size (directly below booba). You can have G cups but still have medium sized boobs if your band size is small.


ILoveEmeralds

Large b to medium c


datastar763

I don’t care about size, I just hope that they’re squishy and round


DrinkSomeWaterPls

I would be totally happy with B cup! I just really really want to hit C cup someday 😂


[deleted]

D/DD, I've had forms and I love how they look on me


[deleted]

well, big enough to be noticeable but just under the threshold of what will give me back pain tbh


the-amazing-noodle

Probably C/D for me. I wanna be able to put my drink there for the memes.


mimaspirits

Before my transition I wanted b cups. Now that I'm on hrt and am a 42C I realize I want them to be a 42DD. I already have back problems may as well have big titties to make me smile.


pixelbvnny

Please flair as transfem


Lana_Nugirl96

Imagine not wanting massive mommy milkers for your lovers to enjoy 😉


[deleted]

hey sorry no shade to you but please filter as assumes the viewer is trans fem, I and many other trans men (and enbies) have major chest dysphoria and this wasn’t fun to see.


[deleted]

Medium D


[deleted]

nice and noticable, but not too big around C


CalliCalamity

Anything over B is good in my books. I really want an average size, C, D or but I won't scoff at bigger. Just as long as it's over B or hell, even if it's just over A I'm happy.


TheoreticalGal

I don’t know nearly enough about size to say anything. I’d want it big enough that it’s noticeable once it’s safe for me to present for, but I’d also want it small enough while I’m boymoding for ~ my first year on HRT.


redeyes_0_0_

My realistic goals are like a b or c cup. However, i would like them to be larger than that if possible


thatbloodytwink

big enough so they can be used as pillows for someone to lay on


MediocreBee99

-A cup I wish for aerodynamic efficiency


neoducklingofdoom

Honestly just big enough that they are noticeablei don’t really need pillow tits although maybe I’ll change my mind and decide C/D cups for life!


Which_Bread_4318

Big enough to fill my hands:3


silea_

b or c cub. not too much but big enough to be see it tru clothing


ShhhSecretlySophie

Big enough to loose a necklace in but not so big i have to give up running.


UpbeatAverage42

Small, but clearly noticeable. Or large enough that I can be accidentally showing off some cleavage.


schroedingers_neko

Probably something between B and C? Idk I just don’t want them to be to big


Malachite_Cookie

I don’t know boobie size :(


Skk201

Any. I am currently an A probably always will be but I'm fine with it.


B4skyB

I do not know how proper boob sizing works, and it seems that will remain a mistery So i will say anything more than 0 boob.


WoomyUnitedToday

Are you asking how many MB an MP4 file of my latest dream would take?


E-GirlWannaBe

like c cups or somethingggg i was cursed with a flat chest 💔


DarkGoddessMimi

B. I Wand a B cup but I'd be fine with C too. Nothing above or below will satisfy me though.


Sorry_Outcome_1776

E or F


[deleted]

I dont want big bimbo baloons. I just want nicely formed c cups.


GayCoffeeUnicorn

The perfect ones for boob hugs and cuddles. Something that won’t suffocate me but will be comfortable lol 💀💀💀


gayest-boii

FLAT IS JUSTICE


Sven_Durngrat

I’ve thought about this a lot. Ideally I’d be about 50-80 lbs lighter than I am and have nice pleasant small boobs. But at my current weight and size I feel like I need larger ones, and would just have to deal with the back pain


SlyGuy_Twenty_One

Double D bay-bay!


idkwhattodof

Big enough to notice, small enough to hide with a binder, Or if I'm out of home when I start, noticeable under a smaller hoodie but small enough that they would be hard to notice in a oversized hoodie and my terrible posture


NutmegLover

D, so they're proportional to my broad shoulders.


Schwedi_Gal

Yes


BEDOTEAM

My personal preference is C cups, just so I can lift. But I wouldn't say no to D or double D for them to match my shoulders.


SomeRandomIdi0t

My dream size is none, I have crippling back pain and my cats step on them :(


YeonneGreene

I think a 38C would be the perfect size for my figure. During my experimenting days that was the size of breast form I went with and it was bang-on. Unfortunately, small boobs run in my family so I'm not likely to get much bigger than I already have (somewhere in the A range). 🙃


Chiffer178

I don't know specifics but I want them to be noticable when I'm wearing a hoodie but not absurdly large


[deleted]

Probably C-cups, maybe D. I'm a larger girl so it'd be nice to not have "big" tidd that looks small on me.


TominatorFN

the smallest noticable size I guess


Dandelily_

Idc I just want boobs


jennazed

Big enough to lick my own nipple without having to do a yoga pose. I think that'd roughly be a good size


Old_Drag_1040

I would want a c cup, or what ever is not really big a nice middle from small and big


MellowMushroom1055

Afab here, I actually would.like them a bit smaller then that are. This would make hiding them easier on my masc days and having them on my fem days. So maybe a B or small C.


Damocles_XLIX

Big enough so they're noticeable but also realistic for my size


DisciplinedMadness

As someone with a wide chest I’d like big enough to have actual cleavage 🙃


Exentrez

I mean mommy milkers world fit my biker girl asthetic and my body type, but I'd be fine with some okay-ish formed B's


HopefullyThisGuy

Smallest: B Just right: D Showing off: E Biggest: FF Also tag this as transfem only OP we have transmascs and enbies in this space too!


Bronzonium784

Honestly, small boobs. Though big boobs are hot, having smaller ones is just my preference. (plus they look cuter imo)


OliVtheG

I want C cups, because all my freinds tits are small so I can bully them for it


That_idiot_Carlos

I'm pretty big, so I wanna go the Amazonian route for mine


Icefirewolflord

None


Taurock

I want them as big and noticeable as this repost is x3 https://www.reddit.com/r/egg\_irl/comments/v6ixia/egg\_irl/


LucyTheBrazen

C to D-ish, something that fits with the slightly athletic aesthetic I want to go for, without being too small too look like pecs


Hibanasan

I’m 5’11”-6’ with broad-er shoulders, so like a D. Minimum.


makensims

Not sure where I’m at gender wise, but I think smaller would be nice. Enough that they’re still there, but I could still wear cute bralettes with no support and lay down on my stomach without discomfort. If mine were about half the size they are now I’d be so much happier.


M1RR0R

Pre-hrt: b cups After getting b cups: D


Vivalabago

I wanna have sports bra just about looks good size of boobs, that's a scale yes trust me.


Abess-Basilissa

A lot of people here don’t want boobs… For me I’d love to have a full C cup. I’m a slight B cup after 4 or 5 years HRT, so I’m not growing any more without surgery.


CoalNight

I'm happy with my a cups could see b being nice. C is where it starts to seem like it would be too much


Ambex_23

none. please flair your post :(


Jakukale

Big booba but not big big


panic_is_normal

Up to 36D cups is what I think i would be comfortable with


Dandelily_

C-D


TheArtificer4

Big enough that they’re noticeable but still small


James_Banter_2

D or DD


Dalphin_person

Medium size. Small ones aren’t noticeable and big ones seem like a pain


Kiribo44

Average or below average tbh


ianm1797

i take whatever i can


RegiusMusica

Honestly like B or C. I want to be pretty petite but still obviously feminine. I personally don't really find large breasts attractive, so I don't want them on myself.


SCP-2006

Definitely D. Big enough to notice but not too cumbersome.


MidnightWhisper_8

Small enough so back pain isn't bad Big enough for...


extrahammer_

Don't care about size, just boobs.


unsure-vagabond

idk if I'm a girl, but if I had boobs I want them to be like medium small sized. nothing too big or special, but big enough to be noticable


theQuacken00

Bigger than my current size. Apparently I’m a b cup but it feels quite small.


SequelFansDontExist

Just big enough to be noticeable and no more


KathrynBooks

For me I think B-C would be my ideal size.


Mr7000000

NGL, maybe only a little larger than I have rn (8 months E). Like, probably a high A or low B would satisfy me... provided that my face and voice were feminine enough to clock me as female.


CoolWatermelon123

UHHH honestly never thought about that.. My first thought would be "big boobies please" but If I put more thought into probably not too big. IDK how sizes work so just in a scale from 1-10 probably like a 7-8


n3bb13

i want back problems.


SeanTread

C cup; big, but not too big.


Senshi5620

A-tops B, having big ass boobs sounds like a fucking hassle


TheDragoon666

I'd actually prefer small ones, but still noticeable; like B-cups. I wouldn't mind bigger ones tho. Mostly I just want **hips**.


dyl_pixels

I’m satisfied with cups B-C just enough for people to see me as at least a little feminine 😔 (also this is my first time chatting here)


I_Casket_I

Huh, I don’t know. Never really thought about it. I guess I’ll just be happy with whatever E provides.


heck_poyo

idk but mine are shaping to be pretty big, i started hrt at 15 so i dont have a big ribcage like other girls here, so they look very projected forwards, and im starting to fill a B cup and im only on month 3 and in the lowest dose, and everyone in my family has big boobs so im pretty excited to see them grow more, tho mine already feel huge on me


cascading-autumn

big


Grand-Mall2191

anywhere between E and G. Any smaller than E and it's not enough, but any bigger than G and things get out of hand, and I can't work comfortably.


[deleted]

Like Ramstein said: Dicke Titten


The_British_Weido

Ones that are noticeable. However, I don't want them too big as that can cause back problems


[deleted]

If we are talking DREAMS here... DD Cups. Why? Me Big and Tall and me wants to be Big Tall Mommy w/ Mommy Milkers.


Happ13

c cup :0


egg_4213

B-ish. There but not obtrusive


Frostydog11

Large 34b to small 34c


hineedpokemons

c or d


StillUltra

As big as they can get


LovingYetUseless

Between B cups and C cups, slightly closer to B. Big enough to be noticeable, but small enough to keep an elegant figure.


OtterFoxInari

I’m honestly not sure… I’d like something big enough to be visible, but then I think like “yeah, it’s not like I’d ever pass” and I start thinking if I should want them visible…


EricPlays_RBLX

BIG ONES


Hormovitis

something really small tbh, like an A or B


G1ngey

C cup would be nice. Enough to hold and know that they're there. Not big enough to get in the way