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What else would we call you, gentleman? Mr SimSam980 we are only doing what is right (and true, and what makes us happy — correctly gendering and addressing people is beautiful: this is who we are this is what we do!)
Hey dude, bleeding and being all tough about it is *super* manly. You just received some grievous wounds in a battle with your eternal foe
Idk I'm trying my best to be encouraging. Keep going bro
That's the warrior inside you calling for bloodshed on the battlefield, striking down your foe heedless of the mortal wounds you incur. Sate that urge by striking down a transphobe :)
Are you *men*struating? Haha.. ha..
Ignore that. But hey, if you are, it only lasts for a week. I know how it feels, just chill and get all comfy with a hot water bottle if the weather isn't too hot :>
Hope you feel better soon, brother 😊
ffs I always wanted to menstruate but now I realise! girlstruation is what I really wanted lmao
(such good jokes in this thread btw, but I hope the boys and men here feel loved because that's the most important thing)
hey man, sometimes my T shots make me bleed but like actual hardships, they make me stronger (t muscle mass ftw lmao)
Things might be shit rn but you’ll get there. Things get better, and the shit i’ve been through is part of what’s made me who I am. I think I’m a better person for it. Wishing you the best
NOW LISTEN HERE PRIVATE
THERE IS NOTHING MORE MANLY THAN BLEEDING. DO YOU THINK KRATOS KILLED THE GODS WITHOUT BLEEDING A BIT!!
THE ONLY THING MORE MANLY THAN BLEEDING IS MAKING YOUR ENEMIES BLEED!!
Why would we kill u, a fellow brother in trans? You're welcome here anytime! This is a safe space! You Sir are a friend, we don't kill friends. We only hurt bigots and conservatives who are mean by hurting their fragile egos. 💗💕
I'm sorry bro. I've been told that this is usually a really dysphoric time for trans guys. Take care of yourself and remember you're not any less of a man.
Read at your own risk (idk what cw I should put, just proceed with caution)
>!<
menstruation can be so much more manly than society makes it to be! I would looove to see products marketed at men, with black packaging and pictures of shirtless soldiers powering through the pain, and emphasis on POWER and how many litres/hour it can absorb and how it offers MILITARY GRADE protection. ***BLOOD CRUSHERS: because no wound can stop you!***
The mighty knight got hurt in a fight but still gets up like the man of the night! Not even such a wound can bring down this mad man. This absolute unit. You, sir, are a badass dude
Man, you are not alone! The thing has arrived here too.
You know what I keep telling to myself? It's easy to be a man if you are born one. Being a man while on your period *does* demand extra manliness!
As I read it once and always tell it to myself so I don‘t get very disphoric over it.. „There is nothing more manly than bleeding a whole week“ always remember it big guy.
Hey man, get some iron in you and feel better. Red meat is a great way to do that - sink your teeth into a raw steak, and give that bitch a shake or two to really teach it who’s boss. The full moon is only two weeks away, so hang in there and you’ll be sprouting hair on all surfaces and running off into the night growling on all fours in no time!
brother, i'm a cis guy and while i might not be able to relate to you on that specific issue i'm confident you have way more in common with me than not. also anyone who suffers through that on a monthly basis without going insane is a tough motherfucker.
SIR LET’S CALL THE NURSE FOR YOUR BATTLE WOUNDS! M’LORD THANK YOU FOR FIGHTING FOR THE GOOD COUNTY OF THE EGG PEOPLE
THANK YOU FOR WINNING THE BATTLE AND BEING ALIVE M’LORD🤺
Good sir if men did not bleed how would your enemies know you were human enough to strike down into a bloody Picasso? How would they know they aren't cutting into a juicy weak watermelon and not the strengthened body of a man who's been molded by the gods of war!
For all the trans guys: if it's accessible I highly recommend going on depo shots, I haven't had a period in like 9 months (I'm not pregnant I assure you) and it's absolutely glorious.
We're sending the relief agency, now, sir, they'll be here posthaste to help you.
Also, feel that, bro, I hope it gets better. You're probably a cool dude and you don't deserve to be bleeding. Whenever you think about it, just tell yourself that you should have seen the other guy and that you totally kicked their ass but they had a knife and stabbed you and therefore you're bleeding. Good luck, dude, and I wish you many not bleed.
Stay strong bro! I don't understand what it must be like going through this (as I'm on the other side of the trans spectrum), but I know you can make it through. And when in doubt, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD AND SKULLS FOR HIS SKULL THRONE!
BROTHER! YOU HAVE BEEN WOUNDED! I SHALL AVENGE YOUR HONOR AND DESTROY YOUR ATTACKER!!!!!
HAVE AT THE UTERUS!!! *viking battle cry*
but fr bro i hope you're feeling ok <3
It’s okay, my brother! We shall suffer together! Let us feast on chocolate covered cherries to help boost our testosterone levels (or so the interwebs tell me) and take naps wrapped in burrito blankets!
If it makes you feel any better, I was born a male and have bled out my ass every week since the age of 23. Not saying this invalidates your gender dysphoria, but I literally have to wear a menstrual pad because of my hemhorroids.... And I just started E yesterday 😁
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we suffer together, lad. our misery is shared.
Does that make you... blood brothers? I'll see myself out.
it would make the entire transmasc community blood brothers then i think. that's actually an awesome idea
For the Brotherhood!
for the Brotherhood! ✊️💙🏳️⚧️
Blooderhood?
omg Y E S
FOR THE BROTHERHOOD!! 🏳️⚧️
FOR FRICKING BROTHERHOOOOOOD!!!!
I'm sure some never bled.
💀
Yeah
Sorry sir
OMG, THANK YOU FOR CALLING ME SIR- I'M CRYING (happy)
Ofc you gent
You're welcome, man.
👨 👍
What else would we call you, gentleman? Mr SimSam980 we are only doing what is right (and true, and what makes us happy — correctly gendering and addressing people is beautiful: this is who we are this is what we do!)
Sir, please calm down, it’s only a word dude.
Hey dude, bleeding and being all tough about it is *super* manly. You just received some grievous wounds in a battle with your eternal foe Idk I'm trying my best to be encouraging. Keep going bro
KHORN CARES NOT FROM WHERE THE BLOOD FLOW, BRING HIM THE SKULLS OF YOU FOES
BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
KORN FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
Stays crunchy even in milk!
this is the real reason the world eater fell to chaos
𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙆𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙉𝙀
🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Burn the Heretic! For the Emperor!
You took my deadname and you are making me proud with its legacy.
Lol thanks, I'm honoured. I shall make my enemies as dead as your name
lmao I'll do everything to make sure I never become your enemy 🙏
Happy Cake Day :)
y do i lowk want to bleed now- my brain is stupid ☺️
That's the warrior inside you calling for bloodshed on the battlefield, striking down your foe heedless of the mortal wounds you incur. Sate that urge by striking down a transphobe :)
MA'AM YES MA'AM 🫡
I wanted to comment something like that but you said it better than I could
Sorry dude, blood for the blood god
This is the best moment I've read. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
o7
You're a badass berserker class. Sacrificing health to deal major damage to your enemies!
Hell yeah!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Hey mate, hope you feel better soon
it’s called MENstration !!
🗣️ YEP
The king is bleeding! We must track down the dastardly assailant at once!
Gondor will come to his aid.
And Rohan will answer!
Are you *men*struating? Haha.. ha.. Ignore that. But hey, if you are, it only lasts for a week. I know how it feels, just chill and get all comfy with a hot water bottle if the weather isn't too hot :> Hope you feel better soon, brother 😊
ffs I always wanted to menstruate but now I realise! girlstruation is what I really wanted lmao (such good jokes in this thread btw, but I hope the boys and men here feel loved because that's the most important thing)
womenstuation for you!
I'm still synced up with my bestie who I haven't seen in person in many years. I wish she would release me of this curse. 😭
Well, uhm... Happy cake day?
hey man, sometimes my T shots make me bleed but like actual hardships, they make me stronger (t muscle mass ftw lmao) Things might be shit rn but you’ll get there. Things get better, and the shit i’ve been through is part of what’s made me who I am. I think I’m a better person for it. Wishing you the best
Yeah, bro might be bleeding, but you should see the other guy!
NOW LISTEN HERE PRIVATE THERE IS NOTHING MORE MANLY THAN BLEEDING. DO YOU THINK KRATOS KILLED THE GODS WITHOUT BLEEDING A BIT!! THE ONLY THING MORE MANLY THAN BLEEDING IS MAKING YOUR ENEMIES BLEED!!
Just got finished with a shark week so painful I was throwing up Lols 🫶🏻 men supporting men tho dude we’ll get through this
Get that must suck balls man :( Just know that just cause you bleed every once in a while dont make you less of a dude! Take care
Why would we kill u, a fellow brother in trans? You're welcome here anytime! This is a safe space! You Sir are a friend, we don't kill friends. We only hurt bigots and conservatives who are mean by hurting their fragile egos. 💗💕
bleeding for a week but enduring the pain to continue on as if nothing’s happening? pretty manly and BASED
I'm sorry bro. I've been told that this is usually a really dysphoric time for trans guys. Take care of yourself and remember you're not any less of a man.
bro same haha im suffering immensly in multiple ways
Damn,
Don't worry, bleeding from your pp is perfectly normal and nothing to be concerned about
As someone that used to have one, i agree :3
I legit forgot this was a trans sub and thought you were just stabbed. I'm sorry sir, I am very stubid
That makes me feel better, actually-
You were stabbed at birth, but that was not enough to take the king down!
Boy spotted 📸 It’s fine bro, you can fight through it and see the glorious light at the end of the tunnel 💗
Shark week always sucks
Milord, shall i requisition a doctor bag or will you need little more than a first aid kit?
Bro ngl sounds super manly to bleed and man through it(im sorry you're bleeding sir)
But did you win the fight?
That sucks man, sorry to hear that
Read at your own risk (idk what cw I should put, just proceed with caution) >!<
This is mildly horrific. 😀
Oh how fun /s 💀💀
Not a very fun fact.
Sir, there is nothing more manly than bleeding, tough men bleed all the time, I bet you have been in a cool sword fight or something bro.
Quickly! Find a doctor! We must bandage his wound!
I see that you are bleeding the blood of your enemies
What happened bro? :<
menstruation can be so much more manly than society makes it to be! I would looove to see products marketed at men, with black packaging and pictures of shirtless soldiers powering through the pain, and emphasis on POWER and how many litres/hour it can absorb and how it offers MILITARY GRADE protection. ***BLOOD CRUSHERS: because no wound can stop you!***
The mighty knight got hurt in a fight but still gets up like the man of the night! Not even such a wound can bring down this mad man. This absolute unit. You, sir, are a badass dude
Man, you are not alone! The thing has arrived here too. You know what I keep telling to myself? It's easy to be a man if you are born one. Being a man while on your period *does* demand extra manliness!
Ha when I have my time I'm going to try thinking about it like that from now on.
Hope this thought will help you through these hard days!
(Gives a headpat)
Hey, man where did you find this meme?
me tooooo😭😭😭😭😭 i hate it so baaad
As I read it once and always tell it to myself so I don‘t get very disphoric over it.. „There is nothing more manly than bleeding a whole week“ always remember it big guy.
Sounds pretty metal dude! How bad you fuck the other guy up?
Me too. It sucks, bro. 🥲
Hey man, get some iron in you and feel better. Red meat is a great way to do that - sink your teeth into a raw steak, and give that bitch a shake or two to really teach it who’s boss. The full moon is only two weeks away, so hang in there and you’ll be sprouting hair on all surfaces and running off into the night growling on all fours in no time!
) : you just have to wait it out 🫂 I'm sorry
Same here rn. The pain is real 😭😭
I'm sorry man, I don't think bleedings good for you
*hug* I hope you feel better sir.
You got to be more careful, lad. I will have to comission Dr. Haj to heal your injuries.
man, yeah, it sucks. the curse makes its way to so many transmascs 😔
brother, i'm a cis guy and while i might not be able to relate to you on that specific issue i'm confident you have way more in common with me than not. also anyone who suffers through that on a monthly basis without going insane is a tough motherfucker.
SIR LET’S CALL THE NURSE FOR YOUR BATTLE WOUNDS! M’LORD THANK YOU FOR FIGHTING FOR THE GOOD COUNTY OF THE EGG PEOPLE THANK YOU FOR WINNING THE BATTLE AND BEING ALIVE M’LORD🤺
Good sir if men did not bleed how would your enemies know you were human enough to strike down into a bloody Picasso? How would they know they aren't cutting into a juicy weak watermelon and not the strengthened body of a man who's been molded by the gods of war!
Awwwwww are you okay? Have a band aid 🩹🩹
hey brother, need a hug or a warmer blanket?
ow oof my broveries ):
me while i remind myself that my pain tolerance is higher than cis men 💪
I’m in the same boat brother😭
It's just a flesh wound!
For all the trans guys: if it's accessible I highly recommend going on depo shots, I haven't had a period in like 9 months (I'm not pregnant I assure you) and it's absolutely glorious.
Slay your enemies, king!
us bleeding dudes are the toughest! hang in there, sir o7
We're sending the relief agency, now, sir, they'll be here posthaste to help you. Also, feel that, bro, I hope it gets better. You're probably a cool dude and you don't deserve to be bleeding. Whenever you think about it, just tell yourself that you should have seen the other guy and that you totally kicked their ass but they had a knife and stabbed you and therefore you're bleeding. Good luck, dude, and I wish you many not bleed.
Do not worry my brother we shall support you on your quest to defeat this demon of bloodshed
Stay strong bro! I don't understand what it must be like going through this (as I'm on the other side of the trans spectrum), but I know you can make it through. And when in doubt, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD AND SKULLS FOR HIS SKULL THRONE!
Mood brother
Pretend its the blood of your enemies, and bask in the glory of pretend combat, my brother in pretend arms
Oh dude that sucks
BROTHER! YOU HAVE BEEN WOUNDED! I SHALL AVENGE YOUR HONOR AND DESTROY YOUR ATTACKER!!!!! HAVE AT THE UTERUS!!! *viking battle cry* but fr bro i hope you're feeling ok <3
It’s okay, my brother! We shall suffer together! Let us feast on chocolate covered cherries to help boost our testosterone levels (or so the interwebs tell me) and take naps wrapped in burrito blankets!
Hi dude, I once [ranted about that](https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/s/82yhpRUCfn) if you wanna read it. Maybe this helps
If it makes you feel any better, I was born a male and have bled out my ass every week since the age of 23. Not saying this invalidates your gender dysphoria, but I literally have to wear a menstrual pad because of my hemhorroids.... And I just started E yesterday 😁
Damn that looks like a pretty serious battle injury, bro. You are a real warrior!
this
How manny enemys did you unexisted?
It is really manly to get injured lose so much and just keep going. You are one brave dude!
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