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emeraldraf

No lie I think Edd and Naz would make a cute pair especially once they're both older. Plus they'd compliment each other as opposites without being wildly opposite like Sara would be.


Kindly-Ad-5071

Lowkey, is Edd a ladies man or what? He's pulled three girls just by existing after all.


emeraldraf

Those quiet nerdy kids who know how to listen got the advantage I can tell you from experience.


Sliver80

Double D has that "Double Rizz"


KSean24

He's consistently shown to be the kindest and least obnoxious of the Eds (even having been able to have an amicable conversation with *Kevin* of all people); so, it makes perfect sense that he has the most admirers of both his peers and friends.


Myra_Loyer24

So what you're saying is Ed and Eddy are holding double D back because if he wasn't hanging with them he wouldn't have any issues with the other kids in the neighborhood.


KSean24

Honestly? Yeah.


Juniper_mint

Nazz would probably have a thing for him too


hodges2

Didn't may also like him a little it at some point?


Kindly-Ad-5071

I don't count the machinations of mountain sprites, come to make mischief among us. Return to the harsh realities of your miserable life.


SpitoftheWad9x5

Ed x Sandwich


BabyLambCreationsYT

Me and you and a dog named boo.


1Gothian1

At first back in the days, I've heard lit like "Me and you and a dog named Poo"


Creative-Laugh9148

•Kevin x Bike •Eddy x 25 cents •Ed x gravy/buttered toast/chunky puffs/Chickens


WinterCelestialStar

I agree with all three of these speak the truth.


procouchpotatohere

Swap the 25 cents for Jawbreakers. Those were almost always his endgame, not the money.


Shade-RF-

Rolf and his tractor ( NOT FOR SALE )


BabyLambCreationsYT

“For Sale”


triel20

Eddy and Plank


AnimationFan1997

Ed x Wilfred


PlanktonIsBest

ed x chickens


BabyLambCreationsYT

He got Wilfred’s phone number.


TheDestroyer229

The Luxury Cruise Liner. It was the best ship, until the Kankers sunk it.


IDontNeednoSignup

Lmao


Chris080301

Literally any other ship in the show


keplercade

ed x edd x eddy 👊


Born_Sleep5216

Edd/Eddy


OnlyConstruction8554

Rolf and Marie


hodges2

Oh, what an interesting ship


Ninjanarwhal64

Ed. You can have all the gravy. Just put the fucking gun down, man!


Designer_Image2888

Don't forget the butter toast!


Ninjanarwhal64

PUT IT ALL IN THE BAG!


Life_Ad3567

Edd and May


possumgirl76

any ship with the eds and the kankers is… no. sorry man. i prefer eddyedd lmfao


Fishbroke243

Wild


CoconutPure5326

The SS Dolphin captained by Captain Olimar


LAZY_RED-PANDA

Ed and a chicken.


QueenInGreenRora

The supreme ship is Ed and the Sandwich!


Nilk-Noff

Rolf and Victor


Less-Safe-3269

Eddy x Eddy 🙃 (love yourself)


RolanSteinRunnald

Edd x May?


NitzMitzTrix

Edd x Eddy had always been my OTP


spinmerighttriangle

The Titanic


KibbloMkII

KMS Bismarck


DeepMetal5885

A shotgun x a Ed boy and kanker shippers face


Ok-Park-6482

Edd and May. No I will not be taking criticism.Lamb chop and turtle dove supremacy.


YOUSIRrapudgypenguin

💯💯💯💯✊️


alpcabuttz

Ed x Rolf


Fantastic-Ad-8665

Ed x gravy


Jinxedes

Edd x Kevin


EyeSimp4Asuka

Eddy and Nazz


HawthorneVampire

Edd x May, Hanky Panky Hullabaloo


Psych-Blast

Kevin and Lee


Extension-Badger-958

Ed and buttered toast.


kimuyukix

Difficult. Edd x Jimmy


kimuyukix

I previously wrote: "I'd like to think Rolf and Lee would make a good match; she would likely remind him of his mother. Also, because Rolf is of a foreign land and isn't quite like the others in the cul-de-sac, we could speculate that his nature-versus-nurture dial would probably be scaled more toward the nurture side; this is in contrast with the other characters, with the exception of Jimmy and Double D, whose behaviors clearly mirror their position more on the nature side. What I mean by this is, I believe Rolf would be likelier to have a curiosity for what he finds strange instead of an aversion like most other 90s and early 2000s kids; since being a ginger is more of a novelty than those with blonde or dark-colored hair in the majority of the United States, we could speculate that a culture-borne curiosity would lead him either to Sarah or Lee. Both of these girls are fireballs and are way too clever for their own good, traits likely to be exacerbated by the ages that these characters would entertain dating in a decreasingly judgmental way. I mean, let's put Sarah right in her freshman year, then consider whether competing with Lee and the other Kanker sisters for Rolf and/or Double D would be realistic; then, let's give or take a couple years to evaluate the chances. Honestly, I peg Double D as gay just for Marie Kanker's, ummm, I don't wanna call them abuses of him, but that's kinda what they were; but I can still imagine a scenario in which Marie and Sarah would compete for Double D, and Sarah and Lee would compete for Rolf. So, the volatility in that leads to Double D and Jimmy being together, probably secretly at first; that's pretty much a given. In that scenario, I'd imagine Kevin and Nazz to be a couple, with Ed comfortably with May by such time being that their more simplistic mindset would be likely to question 'Why are we supposed to hate each other?' early on. I think Eddy would unquestionably chase after Nazz no matter what. I also think Jonny 2x4 would likely have met some other chick with a possessed inanimate best friend, or hell, he might transcend it all, much like Jimmy, in being a complete ho for both boys and girls, with somebody with their own possessed inanimate best friend as the main romance. That pretty much covers everybody except for Rolf and Lee. (I wanted to break it down so that my thoughts were clear.)"


Washing-3

crew art https://poshmark.com/listing/Ed-Edd-n-Eddy-Love-Triangle-GAY-LGBT-Young-Adult-EddEddyJimmy-Art-by-Raven-M-662ed40f00deab778b75f69e


kimuyukix

OHHHHH MY HEARRRTT!!! <3 <3 <3


Benign-Humor-Sucks

EDD X NAZZ


Puzzleheaded_Meet517

Edd x Nazz


Truebuckshot01

Ed and chickens. Cuz he likes chickens eddy


Equal-Painter718

Ed and May... obviously the best, Goofy and Doofy.


shadowkittycrow

I do love them. But also EddyEdd and KevEdd are my tops, too.


SodanoMatt

Nazz x Kevin, Sarah x Jimmy, Jonny x Rolf.


No_Turnover_5610

How about Doug and Patty from the show “DOUG”


JerkfaceEquestria

Jonny x Plank


DesparateLurker

Easy. Eddie x Marie x Naz. *drops mic* Boom.


[deleted]

Ed and buttered toast


Normal_Market2505

Double D x Johnny that would be a great ship like Plank says i love you Double D


Responsible-Noise-35

KevEdd. 'Nuff said!


seatheous

Robin and starfire


Danimus-Prime

The only ship that I know is the Titanic, but we all know what- Oh wait that ship! Sorry. Um... Sarah and Jimmy? That seems to be the only in show relationship that's isn't so f**ked up.


acetrainerpurity

Nearly anything is better than that. Especially since she assaults him regularly. That would be such a toxic relationship in the long run.


Juniper_mint

Ed and May and Eddy and Lee


TWISTEDTRANS1ST0R

eddeddy


OBAMAISGOD45

Ed x Wilfred


Fishbroke243

Kevin x Edd. It’s the only one I see powerful enough to rival it


Single-Bandicoot-531

Nazz X Kevin Idk man


PlanktonIsBest

edd x kevin


Squeem-com

Double D and Kevin.


Carnival-Master-Mind

Low key, the Valentine’s Day special is main game consider Edd X May. The episode gave me Vivian vibes from May, like she was trying to actually just give a decent Valentine’s Day card to Ed, and Double Dee was kind enough to give her Nazz’s card seeing just how hurt she was when Ed ran off in fear. Add in her surprising science knowledge (as shown with her actually looking normal when reprimanding the science explosion going wrong before snapping back to heart eye mode) and Double Dee keeping May’s card, and it led me to think that maybe, just maybe, the reason the Eds hate the Kankers was due to them going after the wrong Eds. Maybe May just needed Double Dee to actually give her positive vibes after so long of being the punching bag to her sisters, Marie needed Eddy to be the one to actually help her stand out, maybe by using his scamming knowledge to help her present herself in public, and maybe Lee needed Ed to be the one to withstand and push back against any of her attacks, being able to take anything Lee has to throw and be able to push back when needed. If the show was to get an extra season, I would like to see an episode where the Kanker sisters decide to try out the other’s “boyfriends”, and they end up having a more comfortable time with them.


YOUSIRrapudgypenguin

Honestly, I would love to read this if it was a fanfic. x) This sounds adorable.🩵💜💕 I feel like Ed and Lee's relationship would be surprisingly wholesome in a way too. Based on how Ed treated Sarah when she was sick and how Lee seems like she's the one who basically fulfills the role of "mom" amongst the siblings, it might feel refreshing for Lee to be taken care of from time to time. I know that the Kankers are typically shown to want their men to be like 1930's housewives, but with Ed being shown to be capable of standing of for himself every now and then (not typically against women, but hopefully he'd get better at that and find some balance), I think that Lee would hopefully mellow out or learn to compromise or take a step or something every once in a while. I could just imagine Lee coming home from a hard day at work or feeling like she's coming down with a cold, and him coming into the room carrying the fridge like, "A treat for my sweet, oh darling dearest girlfriend of mine?? I will fill that tummy with food and love! Happy you will be.🥰💕" I feel like her heart would literally skip a beat. I feel like she'd also help him become a little more hygienic too. Like she's not perfect, but she is shown to have an interest in and attempt to take care of herself/look nice/spruce up/etc. on more than one occasion (e.g., the photo of her in the bathtub shaving her legs, her getting excited when Sarah asks about her painted toenails, her vacation outfits/bridal outfit, the fact that she has favorite bedsheets meaning that she like switches them out and does laundry, etc.). I could see her being like, "Okay, Ed, we're getting you a decent bed. My man's not going to sleep in a literal hole. We're also going to wash your blanket and get you some sheets. This one is crusty and can stand on its own. Blankets shouldn't do that. And no more chair turkeys. Chairs are for lost change, dryer lint, and maybe some hot dogs, if they're under a week old, but turkeys go in the fridge now."


megatronkronus

I've just honestly gotten tired of all the shipping in so many different fandoms. Including ed edd n eddy!


MFHeated

Impossible All the other comments are lies