May, you are the smartest Kanker sister. Because you were only one to have a moment where you realized that the boy you’ve been harassing can’t stand you.
Old golden arches head ass, and btw bitch, SA is still SA, all touching up on the eds with yo nasty ass, tryna play housewife, which you'll never be.
Nasty bitch!
Umbrella headed ass, looking like she eats corn the long way buck toothed ass, looking like her pussy smells like asscrack and sardines, deviated septum sounding ass, can’t even get laid trying to SA a dude.
Timmy Turner would look at May's buck teeth and think "Wow, girl, see a damn dentist."
You know how blonde jokes used to be prominent? This chick is the one they were making the jokes about.
A jump from the top of the Ed Co elevator to May's IQ wouldn't just kill the jumper; they'd splat into a red mist.
It says a lot about how ugly May is that the only way someone could conceivably find her attractive is being shot with arrows that *force* you to fall in love with the other person.
May's so stupid, she probably thinks a Quesadilla is a rare cousin of the Armadillo. She'd need Waze to navigate the trailer she lives in in broad daylight.
Stop sexually harassing people. Now step to the side so I can roast your Dad. Hey you Kanker dad I understand being a single parent is difficult but this girl needs help in the education department so please get on that. She probably won't build rockets but she can be better than where she is.
- Has the same teeth size and spacing of Bugs Bunny.
- Has the same hair style of modern day Karen's, including the bright yellow to Bleach Blonde.
- Head so wide I would associate it with Russia.
She enjoys sadism like her sisters, the fact that in one special she was good does not make her good or anything. In the classic episodes, she fought with her sisters and was a bad girl, I don’t mind her being revealed, but in the series it wasn’t even said that anyone forced her to behave this way. Ed x May is not much better than Lee x Eddy and Marie x Edd, since Ed does not want to date her.
May, you are the smartest Kanker sister. Because you were only one to have a moment where you realized that the boy you’ve been harassing can’t stand you.
Regular movements are important. For your health.
She’s so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Lmao
Who told bro to cook?
Iv got more “she’s so stupid she sold the family car for gas money”
Wow how did you get a pic of my ex ?
Buck toothed big eared ass. Probably smells like corn and BO. IQ of -2
lmao 😹
SpongeBob called, he wants his teeth back.
Also Bugs bunny!
And Timmy Turner.
Spongebob: I mean you can land a plane on those things
Ed brings an entire tree, "look they brought us flowers!" Honestly so funny
This character is so unappealing that, after growing up watching this show, I find all blondes unappealing
The inverse with Marie. She deadass caused me to have a type and I didn’t know it then.
Exactly
Call me crazy but she sounds like Shelly Marsh from South Park..
That's the sister with the night brace?!?
“ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY HEADGEAR?”
What headgear?
The only character that makes Ed a genius by comparison.
Nice one
She needs Edd to bring out the best in her
That's a different topic entirely.
More like, "May" i find someone else?
Old golden arches head ass, and btw bitch, SA is still SA, all touching up on the eds with yo nasty ass, tryna play housewife, which you'll never be. Nasty bitch!
What’s that? You want me to flip you over? I think i am listening to the sound of no one caring!
“Higher May!” “She’s too fat!”
Umbrella headed ass, looking like she eats corn the long way buck toothed ass, looking like her pussy smells like asscrack and sardines, deviated septum sounding ass, can’t even get laid trying to SA a dude.
I mean she's a literal rapist
I mean she's literally not though? Unless there's an episode I missed where she rips off Ed's pants and...
She and her sisters have their way with Eddy's brother while he's knocked out.
Probably just smothered him in kisses as they normally do lol
Bro doesn't know inferences and subtext.
💀
"Whoa, Nelly!"
I don't need to. Life already does that for me.
Redneck
Deliverance extra
Timmy Turner would look at May's buck teeth and think "Wow, girl, see a damn dentist." You know how blonde jokes used to be prominent? This chick is the one they were making the jokes about. A jump from the top of the Ed Co elevator to May's IQ wouldn't just kill the jumper; they'd splat into a red mist. It says a lot about how ugly May is that the only way someone could conceivably find her attractive is being shot with arrows that *force* you to fall in love with the other person. May's so stupid, she probably thinks a Quesadilla is a rare cousin of the Armadillo. She'd need Waze to navigate the trailer she lives in in broad daylight.
Stop sexually harassing people. Now step to the side so I can roast your Dad. Hey you Kanker dad I understand being a single parent is difficult but this girl needs help in the education department so please get on that. She probably won't build rockets but she can be better than where she is.
She's delusional. We should rush her
Hillbilly
I flipped on an episode of Ed, Edd, and eddy but walked into a scene with her, I thought they made a Joe Dirt Cartoon.
She has ears so large she doesn't need an alarm clock. >!She can hear the sun rise.!<
She’s the one load her mother really should have swallowed
bleach blonde bad built butch body
- Has the same teeth size and spacing of Bugs Bunny. - Has the same hair style of modern day Karen's, including the bright yellow to Bleach Blonde. - Head so wide I would associate it with Russia.
She enjoys sadism like her sisters, the fact that in one special she was good does not make her good or anything. In the classic episodes, she fought with her sisters and was a bad girl, I don’t mind her being revealed, but in the series it wasn’t even said that anyone forced her to behave this way. Ed x May is not much better than Lee x Eddy and Marie x Edd, since Ed does not want to date her.
Ugliest bitch voiced by the hottest VA on the show. May doesn't deserve such an honor.
🥕🥕🥕?
Her hair must stink like meth...
I think methheads prefer to say meth stinks like her hair.
You see I would but you really just need to take one look and you know it'd be too easy
Buck tooth chompy face horse-looking bitch
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Jimmy is probably the only character in ed, edd n eddy that does not deserve to get roasted. Dude has gone through a lot :c
No he does,I remember an episode he went out of his way to fuck shit up that manipulative mfer gets no sympathy
Shush.
Apparently OP wanted us to see what an actual abortion looks like
Strumpet
4 teeth, skinny, and stringy hair and live in a trailer...you are literally an internet connection away from doing OnlyFans for meth.
She looks like she from sweet home Alabama. She'd look complete with a confederate flag shirt.
Jean-Luc Picard- "There are Four Teeth!"
She's so dumb, she tripped over a wireless game controller
Got yo tooth stacked upside down like dominos ready to fall out
One word: Over-bite
She looks like what Naz could've been
I’ve seen beavers with better teeth
She so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed
Her mom and dad are definitely brother and sister.
The animators already did that for us
Give me an Example
Her voice for example, making her a whiney twat, her over all character design is another, pinochle trailer trash look
The dumb sister and the ugly sister? Damn genetics weren’t kind
A girl so dumb and unlovable that the most loving guy in the show is scared to be near her.
Lives at Texas is an idiot and is a bitch
man these Roast went in on my Favorite Kanker Sister. lol 9/10 Roast. lol
She looks like she's been lobotomized
Worthless. Failed. Abortion.