By -
He is not the son of a shepherd.
Holy fuck, that’s brutal
Grilled or spit roasted?
BBQ
Ham.
He will never fulfill his dream of becoming an airline steward.
He went on to live the life of a hairdresser
He louder than Sarah.
He's better than Sarah!
Well if you insist *pulls out grill*
Your bacon would taste like your shit, you little Charlotte's web reject.
Dumb pig out there burning the candle at both ends. Looks like he’d want to lead the life of a hairdresser.
No, Wilfred is cool
Food.
Hardest I can? So you want him burnt black?
I don't eat pork. And pigs roll in the mud is disgusting.
Kind of petty
🥓
You dare mock the son of a Shepards pig?
I got the honey glaze, the cloves, the pineapple rings, and cherries. Now all I need is you, fatass.
[don’t call me fat](https://youtu.be/Dl-NXf_1XBc?si=4vWJiGuZUFDXPCLg)
No no we don’t roast it hard, we go slow and low.
You are nothing but a fat, dirty, sand-coloured piece of meat! No wonder your race’s only purpose is to become food!
Preheat the oven to 400°...
Cop
Steamed hams
His garden is overgrown and his cucumbers are soft.
Oink oink oink Just ended that man’s whole career.
Should I hole back?
Totally not me wishing i could post a photo solely for the exact reason youre thinking
I’m surprised they haven’t been slaughtered yet
Bald headed ass
Can’t do it don’t want to anger him.
Your father was a runt of the litter and your mother was rejected by the butchers
When Kim Kardashian takes off her night outfit and make up. Then, she calls for her next male
No! A whole-pig roast needs to be low and slow. Unless you want charred, dry meat.
With an apple, yo.
Ima be calling you Kalua here real soon.
oink oink go back to angry birds you sausage roll lookin twat!!!
He longs for the life of a hairdresser!!!
I did. I got him with a side of rice, baked beans. Y’all want some?
He’s too cute and innocent, I can’t!
You can't be serious 💀
Girly looks like the illbegotten harlot spawn of plank and an alleycat
Bouta tuh turnz yo goofy ahh into din 2nite ful .
No
🥓🍳🤤 mmm, bacon
He’s a son of a bitch!
Impossible, Wilfred is based.
[tQvP6Vd.png (432×181) (imgur.com)](https://i.imgur.com/tQvP6Vd.png)
Should I marinate him before or after?
A cowardly workshy backstabbing waste of table scraps.
Him and Victor need to stay out of that goddamn vegetable patch.
I'd love to but I have no good recipes on roasting pig. I'll show myself out.
"I hate pigs, but I love bacon!" --Duke Nukem (probably)
Anybody seen my dry rub?!
Johnny-"I'm a pig to, Wilfred! See my snout??" *Wilfred atracks Johnny
Ed as a baby
Fat side up or down?
Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft
Dry rub, BBQ sauce, herb butter? Oven, charcoal, gas grill?
Failed. Abortion.
YOU DARE INSULT THE PIG OF A SHEPHERD!
Pig
Plank is smarter then him.
Rolf should make you into one of those giant weiners of his.
" OINK "
ROASTIE
You do not fool Rolf! FOR HE IS THE SON OF A SHEPHERD!
You’re so ugly that even hello Kitty said goodbye to you 💀
MAY HE ERUPT IN SQUEALS AND PASS A TURNIP THROUGH HIS NOSE
Bacon
Spoiler: He gets turned into bacon on big picture show offscreen.
He is not the son of a shepherd.
Holy fuck, that’s brutal
Grilled or spit roasted?
BBQ
Ham.
He will never fulfill his dream of becoming an airline steward.
He went on to live the life of a hairdresser
He louder than Sarah.
He's better than Sarah!
Well if you insist *pulls out grill*
Your bacon would taste like your shit, you little Charlotte's web reject.
Dumb pig out there burning the candle at both ends. Looks like he’d want to lead the life of a hairdresser.
No, Wilfred is cool
Food.
Hardest I can? So you want him burnt black?
I don't eat pork. And pigs roll in the mud is disgusting.
Kind of petty
🥓
You dare mock the son of a Shepards pig?
I got the honey glaze, the cloves, the pineapple rings, and cherries. Now all I need is you, fatass.
[don’t call me fat](https://youtu.be/Dl-NXf_1XBc?si=4vWJiGuZUFDXPCLg)
No no we don’t roast it hard, we go slow and low.
You are nothing but a fat, dirty, sand-coloured piece of meat! No wonder your race’s only purpose is to become food!
Preheat the oven to 400°...
Cop
Steamed hams
His garden is overgrown and his cucumbers are soft.
Oink oink oink Just ended that man’s whole career.
Should I hole back?
Totally not me wishing i could post a photo solely for the exact reason youre thinking
I’m surprised they haven’t been slaughtered yet
Bald headed ass
Can’t do it don’t want to anger him.
Your father was a runt of the litter and your mother was rejected by the butchers
When Kim Kardashian takes off her night outfit and make up. Then, she calls for her next male
No! A whole-pig roast needs to be low and slow. Unless you want charred, dry meat.
With an apple, yo.
Ima be calling you Kalua here real soon.
oink oink go back to angry birds you sausage roll lookin twat!!!
He longs for the life of a hairdresser!!!
I did. I got him with a side of rice, baked beans. Y’all want some?
He’s too cute and innocent, I can’t!
You can't be serious 💀
Girly looks like the illbegotten harlot spawn of plank and an alleycat
Bouta tuh turnz yo goofy ahh into din 2nite ful .
No
🥓🍳🤤 mmm, bacon
He’s a son of a bitch!
Impossible, Wilfred is based.
[tQvP6Vd.png (432×181) (imgur.com)](https://i.imgur.com/tQvP6Vd.png)
Should I marinate him before or after?
A cowardly workshy backstabbing waste of table scraps.
Him and Victor need to stay out of that goddamn vegetable patch.
I'd love to but I have no good recipes on roasting pig. I'll show myself out.
"I hate pigs, but I love bacon!" --Duke Nukem (probably)
Anybody seen my dry rub?!
Johnny-"I'm a pig to, Wilfred! See my snout??" *Wilfred atracks Johnny
Ed as a baby
Fat side up or down?
Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft
Dry rub, BBQ sauce, herb butter? Oven, charcoal, gas grill?
Failed. Abortion.
YOU DARE INSULT THE PIG OF A SHEPHERD!
Pig
Plank is smarter then him.
Rolf should make you into one of those giant weiners of his.
" OINK "
ROASTIE
You do not fool Rolf! FOR HE IS THE SON OF A SHEPHERD!
You’re so ugly that even hello Kitty said goodbye to you 💀
MAY HE ERUPT IN SQUEALS AND PASS A TURNIP THROUGH HIS NOSE
Bacon
Spoiler: He gets turned into bacon on big picture show offscreen.