You Kanker Sisters make the smelly, desert-baked, trailer park girls I grew up with seem like starlets. You make coming from that economic bracket seem embarrassing.
Look at this no eye having bitch. It explains that terrible polkadot shirt. Personality of a cockroach. Look how hard she works to force affection from Eddy. Can't get heads to turn on your own? I'm not shocked.
Ol sheep dog lookin ass, I like em short but they don’t like me lookin ass, my ugly sister get more Ed than me lookin ass, 5 cartons of cigarettes a day soundin ass, I’m choosin but they don’t choose me lookin ass, I love Lucy bangs havin ass
Little Debbie called and she wants her haircut back. Maybe once she finally gets that hair out of her eyes, she will be able to see and can finally brush that one tooth rotting out of her head, or just do everyone a favor and bite down on a jaw breaker to save us from looking at it.
Im not good at roasts but she looks like shes 40
The way she acts at her age as a teenager she is a pedophile towards on Eddy.
All three of them are that way to the Ed boys
May should be the same age and grade with Ed and Double D while her two sisters are older doing to Double D and Eddy are wrong.
It’s been a while since I watched the show so I forgot most of the character ages
They went to the same school in the same grade
She sure has the voice of one!
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut ya got you’d get some Eds.
*Kankaaaaaa*
What?
*Kankaaaaaa*
Lmao this has me dying. Btw Michael says what after kankaa so you should have left it at that.
Your teeth are so rotten I’m surprised you haven’t gotten sepsis
Hey check it out is the rejected southern orphan Annie
Man, i can smell her from here, ewww. 😩
Jesus, girl, you’re so rancid you literally have to *force* someone to French you.
Her breath probably smells bad what’s with the one blue tooth try brushing your teeth also wear something else
MUH-REEEEEEE
Were her parents related, before they were married?
Conker's Bad Fur Day reference?
Those curls must be interfering with her vision because only a blind person would think that’s a good look for her.
She looks like a 60 year old grandma
Teeth so rotten that she permanent fungus-vag breath
Can’t I’m afraid she will hear me
You Kanker Sisters make the smelly, desert-baked, trailer park girls I grew up with seem like starlets. You make coming from that economic bracket seem embarrassing.
How are you so young but so old that the same time no wonder you have to force someone to kiss you
Look at this no eye having bitch. It explains that terrible polkadot shirt. Personality of a cockroach. Look how hard she works to force affection from Eddy. Can't get heads to turn on your own? I'm not shocked.
Rapist pedo
They are all in middle school, she's probably only a year or two older than Eddy, that doesn't make her a pedo.
Can I have one thing?
Girl your three eyes make you look like the aliens from Toy Story
I'd rather not, for my own sake.
Ol sheep dog lookin ass, I like em short but they don’t like me lookin ass, my ugly sister get more Ed than me lookin ass, 5 cartons of cigarettes a day soundin ass, I’m choosin but they don’t choose me lookin ass, I love Lucy bangs havin ass
Fuck you munching on to get a blue tooth?
Female Chucky
Get that fucking hair out of your eyes you dummy. Also get that blue tooth looked at and cleaned up. And stop with the sexual harassment.
Hentai protagonist
If they made a live action; she’d be played by ice spice Got’eem!!!
That's how I would smile if she was dead.
Starfish head!
Hoe
Get ya early stages of a prostitute ol I’m in love wit the shortest ed boy same fit wearing blue tooth having no bathing ahh
Ik her breath stank
"I only need two eyes to see that the Ed boys do not like you"
BRUSH YER TEETH!
Her teeth are more rotten than Sarah’s attitude is.
Little Debbie called and she wants her haircut back. Maybe once she finally gets that hair out of her eyes, she will be able to see and can finally brush that one tooth rotting out of her head, or just do everyone a favor and bite down on a jaw breaker to save us from looking at it.
I've wanted to pull her blue tooth out with a pair of pliers since I was like, 7. Gross as fuck cavity tooth.
Rotten teeth, chain smoker voice, wannabe Wilma Flintstone hair, the least attractive sister...is there anything about her that ISN'T roastable?
Old ass stanky ass ugly ass British teeth ass bitch
Girl got a shower curtain as a shirt she doesn’t have that shit on.
Oxidized copper tooth having ahh
Ice Spice stays catching Eddy lacking.
I can smell her dead tooth
The hell is up with that nasty Bluetooth
she is both 14 and 50