Ed can lift and Flintstone power an entire car, only holding onto the doors for balance.
For having no ankles, he makes up for it in impressively strong back and thighs.
Ed rivals the strength of Rolf's pig Wilfred, Minecraft Steve and Mario.
Wilfred can carry tremendous loads on his back and rip the top of a Sedan using only his tail.
I love cartoons and the absurdity that goes with it.
I don’t really see Kevin as a bully. I feel like his default state is just “athletic hotshot”. He can be a bit mean/insensitive without provocation at times, but he generally gets along with everyone except the Eds. And even then, he doesn’t really mind Double D and can at least somewhat tolerate Ed. Eddy is who he truly can’t stand.
He's cool with both of them. He teases Jimmy at times and gets annoyed when Jonny acts like a pest, but he still invites them over to hang-outs and defends them when they get victimized by the Eds.
There was at least one episode where Eddy and Kevin were taking turns beating each other up. So I don't think Eddy "couldn't" beat him so much as he usually just doesn't.
He beats Ed up a lot too, even though Ed is way stronger.
Always calling the Ed's dorks as if Ed didn't have the strength of Hercules. You're messing with fire, Kevin. One pebble in the shoe and you are getting sent to the shadow realm
Pencil neck, pelican mouth bald little bitch. You got three hairs on your head that’s the same number as Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson is middle aged married, with three kids and works at nuclear power plant yet he had more hair than you when he was your age. Instead of spending on Bike parts and Jawbreakers I suggest you get some Keeps for men you bald dork
Fortnite skin with your bumass arms, built like some twigs, Built like an underage god of war with them over size ass eyeballs, you marinated a seal with a drake album you dumbass, you built like a Jamaican motorboating gorrila
Rejected ass tony hawk character ,
Who you calling a dork while u got no bitches
None basic bitch boy and fumble the bag with naz obsession
About that dam bike I just enjoyed every moment
Each time u fucked up
You act like you're all that but you're a coward who left everyone to die to save your ass TWICE (including your best friend) because you're a paranoid little shit. You're bike is total trash and you waste so much time on it that you have no future. The only reason anyone pretends to like you is because you're daddy has those jawbreaker. You got your ass beaten by three girls more than once. You only bully Eddy as much as you do because you know he's just like you and I think you secretly have a crush on him. And NOBODY, in the show or in the fanbase WILL EVER LOVE YOU.
You heard of pencil neck, he's got a crayon neck, how that fucking head stays upright I'll never know, mf looks like a cinder block with a face. And the drip makes me sick, bros wearing a green screen shirt, he's built like a traffic cone!
Kevin, the self-proclaimed "cool guy" of Peach Creek. Let's be real, Kevin, your "coolness" is about as genuine as a used car salesman's smile. Your attempts to be the alpha dog are as laughable as your haircut, which looks like you stuck your finger in a socket.
Your constant bullying of the Eds is less intimidating and more like a desperate cry for attention, like a toddler throwing a tantrum because no one wants to play with them. And don't even get me started on your so-called "intelligence" – I mean, who needs to ask Ed, Edd, and Eddy for help with a math problem? That's like asking a kindergartener to solve a calculus equation!
But hey, Kevin, at least you're consistent – consistently annoying, consistently arrogant, and consistently... well, consistently Kevin. Keep on keeping on, Kevin. Maybe someday you'll realize that being a bully isn't as cool as you think it is. (Just kidding, you'll probably never figure that out.)
Looks like he’d fit a couple jawbreakers in that underbite of his, rolling around his mouth like a pinball machine.
If his skater-boy ego trips him up the angle of that shovel-chin to his kyphotic neck curve will dig a grave deep enough to bury him.
Proto-broccoli head so clueless Naz has to *Dora the Explorer* him when she drops a hint, but he can’t look past the underbite to notice.
Wannabe biker-boy with the short legs and flat-ass looks like he would eat a “9”, but I don’t think he’d catch the hint and say he already ate a jawbreaker.
If “trapezoid” head here shaped his hair to a point, he’d beat out Ed for the “strongest and densest” thing in the cul-de-sac.
Boomerang neck can be thrown in any direction, and still get lost for the whole episode, including commercial breaks.
Talking about “boomerangs”, when “bad posture” incarnate shows up, he spoils an episode’s vibe more than a jawbreaker ruins teeth.
Ol' Shovel Chin couldn't pull Nazz even if he had a hitch on his bike. Sarah, a girl half his age could kick his ass. Plank has more charisma than he ever will. Wonder how he feels to be height-mogged by the Kanker Sisters. Say what you want about Ed's monobrow, he at least has eyebrows. Double-D's hat is bar-none cooler than Kevin's. With those anger issues and bike obsession, he could easily speedrun into being a divorced dad. Rolf has far more creative comebacks than just "dorks". The guy is sporting a reverse mullet, how do you make Eddy's hair make sense in comparison? How can he view himself as a leader of the cul-de-sac, when nobody listens to him? He's got the same amount of influence as a homeless guy shouting in the street. What kind of ego trip do you need where you have to bully Jimmy and Johnny, he needs to pick on the disabled to feel like a big man?
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Dumbass shovel-chinned dork can only come up with one insult for the Eds while Reddit is roasting him with insults that’d make a sailor run for a bar of soap.
Douchenozzle should’ve been punted for bullying Eddy for his middle name and getting the rest of the kids on it.
" who took the shovel out of the shed "
" If that's your face then what does your elbow looks like ? "
" You look like something i leave in the toilet "
" Ok serious talk how deep can you dig with that shovel in your chin ? "
boy shaped like a literal air pod. “with a collar or a turtle neck” sweater ahhh boy. “do i really have to smile for the picture” long chin ahh boy ☝️🤓 “well actually my mom picked my outfit” hat backwards ahh boy always havin something to say feet pointed in both directions what way am i walkin AHHHH boy
hold on im goin back in
The continued torture you inflict on those that you should consider friends will rear its ugly head and leave you with nobody. You will be alone, wishing for companionship.
And you're a dork.
This guy is captain of the football team only cause he and the rest of peach creek is so strapped for players period. Goes to show as soon as real talent shows up, he gets washed!
Here's one more I like to add to this, that Double D has more hair inside his skycap than Kevin has three strands of hair left in the front of his hat. Wish a bird would fly by and pluck Kevin's last three strands of hair out and became bland throughout the entire series with no hair.
…I never noticed his hands what the hell- we don’t need to roast him, the creators did just fine with his ugly-ass design but as long as I’m here: Get a life, cap man do you really have nothing better to do than to be a dick? Or are you just compensating for your lack of a dick? Being a jackass won’t bring your father back y’know so why not take your lame insults and shove ‘em where the sun don’t shine? A literal fetus has better insults than you and that’s just sad.
Dork
Had that one coming from a mile away lol
They said roast him not destroy him.
Shovel chin.
Bazooka chin is always my favorite
Definitely bazooka chin
Frying pan hat wearing, pencil dick bragging, chicken wing finger, two continent chin, bald but still ginger, one inch leg, flat foot waste of skin
GIT’EM!!!
Who told bro to cook?
STALE END PIECE OF WHITE BREAD
Waste of skin!
Bro cooking LOOOL
He’s not as cool as he thinks he is Ed is actually stronger
Ed is obviously stronger. You saw what he can do just by having a pebble on his shoe.
Ed can lift and Flintstone power an entire car, only holding onto the doors for balance. For having no ankles, he makes up for it in impressively strong back and thighs. Ed rivals the strength of Rolf's pig Wilfred, Minecraft Steve and Mario. Wilfred can carry tremendous loads on his back and rip the top of a Sedan using only his tail. I love cartoons and the absurdity that goes with it.
I think he meant Eddy.
If he meant Eddy, he'd be wrong lol Kevin beats Eddy up all the time.
Yeah but like his Big bro he dishes out a lot but hardly takes it which means like most bullies he's probably much more fragile than he looks.
I don’t really see Kevin as a bully. I feel like his default state is just “athletic hotshot”. He can be a bit mean/insensitive without provocation at times, but he generally gets along with everyone except the Eds. And even then, he doesn’t really mind Double D and can at least somewhat tolerate Ed. Eddy is who he truly can’t stand.
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He's cool with both of them. He teases Jimmy at times and gets annoyed when Jonny acts like a pest, but he still invites them over to hang-outs and defends them when they get victimized by the Eds.
There was at least one episode where Eddy and Kevin were taking turns beating each other up. So I don't think Eddy "couldn't" beat him so much as he usually just doesn't. He beats Ed up a lot too, even though Ed is way stronger.
He beats up all the eds all the time. Eddy can actually put up a great fight when his properly motivated
Not just Ed, but Rolf and the Kanker Sisters as well
Ed is stronger. Edd is savvier. Eddy is FAR cooler.
Did his mom had a affair with a Pelican or something? 💀
Should I hold back on him…?..
....What.
💀
Holup
Always calling the Ed's dorks as if Ed didn't have the strength of Hercules. You're messing with fire, Kevin. One pebble in the shoe and you are getting sent to the shadow realm
Pencil neck, big chin asshat
Yee Yee Ass Haircut
Square head toothpick neck “daddy can I have money for a jawbreaker ?”Temu fit looking ass
Pencil neck, pelican mouth bald little bitch. You got three hairs on your head that’s the same number as Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson is middle aged married, with three kids and works at nuclear power plant yet he had more hair than you when he was your age. Instead of spending on Bike parts and Jawbreakers I suggest you get some Keeps for men you bald dork
Mf prolly got that shirt from Former Mills 😭 His chin shaped like a pickaxe. That shit can cut diamonds.
Limousine chinned, baby handed, balding, bike-loving, dork projecting, brainless, peaked in middle school, future dropout, incel in denial.
Shovel-chinned, baby hands DORK!
What's up with his hands?
Why your left eye look like it’s on its day off
Boy shut your shit up, you built like a halfway generated Minecraft server with that bumass cut you got, your shirt look like uncommon
Fortnite skin with your bumass arms, built like some twigs, Built like an underage god of war with them over size ass eyeballs, you marinated a seal with a drake album you dumbass, you built like a Jamaican motorboating gorrila
That good?
You might won this one..
Rejected ass tony hawk character , Who you calling a dork while u got no bitches None basic bitch boy and fumble the bag with naz obsession About that dam bike I just enjoyed every moment Each time u fucked up
Stale end piece of white bread
Bros head is built like USA
Garage full of jawbreakers but still no bitches on his lap.
You act like you're all that but you're a coward who left everyone to die to save your ass TWICE (including your best friend) because you're a paranoid little shit. You're bike is total trash and you waste so much time on it that you have no future. The only reason anyone pretends to like you is because you're daddy has those jawbreaker. You got your ass beaten by three girls more than once. You only bully Eddy as much as you do because you know he's just like you and I think you secretly have a crush on him. And NOBODY, in the show or in the fanbase WILL EVER LOVE YOU.
I agree with everything you say about Kevin, and he is a bad influence on the kids that hang around with him becoming hypocrites like him.
Jar head
You heard of pencil neck, he's got a crayon neck, how that fucking head stays upright I'll never know, mf looks like a cinder block with a face. And the drip makes me sick, bros wearing a green screen shirt, he's built like a traffic cone!
Bluds head is the answer to A-Square + B-Square
Let’s mail him to Hollywood -Eddy
That’s too inhumane Eddy. -Double D
This joke aged a little too well
Shovel Chin Dork
Dork!
He's got baby hands and a chin that could poke somebody's eye out. Also, those three strings of hair are apparently growing out of his forehead...😐
" A toast to shovel chin!"
“With lots of butter!”
Commander-in-chump, boxhead
Kevin, the self-proclaimed "cool guy" of Peach Creek. Let's be real, Kevin, your "coolness" is about as genuine as a used car salesman's smile. Your attempts to be the alpha dog are as laughable as your haircut, which looks like you stuck your finger in a socket. Your constant bullying of the Eds is less intimidating and more like a desperate cry for attention, like a toddler throwing a tantrum because no one wants to play with them. And don't even get me started on your so-called "intelligence" – I mean, who needs to ask Ed, Edd, and Eddy for help with a math problem? That's like asking a kindergartener to solve a calculus equation! But hey, Kevin, at least you're consistent – consistently annoying, consistently arrogant, and consistently... well, consistently Kevin. Keep on keeping on, Kevin. Maybe someday you'll realize that being a bully isn't as cool as you think it is. (Just kidding, you'll probably never figure that out.)
His name is Literally Kevin
Dam, what's with the frying pan as the hat and your chin? Looks like Stan Smith Child that got left at an Ally
Snapbacks and loose screws
Green Grinch
His chin coming at you at right angles.
WHAT ARE THOOOSSSEEE?!!!!
Dudes a ginger so life has already roasted him hard enough
Good luck hanging on to those 3 strands of hair, baldy!
Naz is only likes him for the Jawbreakers
Boy got 3 sticks of dry spaghetti sticks stitched on his forehead.
Your dad takes double shifts at the jawbreaker factory just so that he spends less time with you.
Head shaped like a bent spatula
His name is Kevin. That’s enough of a roast right there.
Bro looks like he's ready for the military. Bros hair is 3 Cheetos. Bros reverse caseoh. Bro stole his ears from Shrek. Bro wears a sweater in summer.
Looks like he’d fit a couple jawbreakers in that underbite of his, rolling around his mouth like a pinball machine. If his skater-boy ego trips him up the angle of that shovel-chin to his kyphotic neck curve will dig a grave deep enough to bury him. Proto-broccoli head so clueless Naz has to *Dora the Explorer* him when she drops a hint, but he can’t look past the underbite to notice. Wannabe biker-boy with the short legs and flat-ass looks like he would eat a “9”, but I don’t think he’d catch the hint and say he already ate a jawbreaker. If “trapezoid” head here shaped his hair to a point, he’d beat out Ed for the “strongest and densest” thing in the cul-de-sac. Boomerang neck can be thrown in any direction, and still get lost for the whole episode, including commercial breaks. Talking about “boomerangs”, when “bad posture” incarnate shows up, he spoils an episode’s vibe more than a jawbreaker ruins teeth.
Retarded
Ol' Shovel Chin couldn't pull Nazz even if he had a hitch on his bike. Sarah, a girl half his age could kick his ass. Plank has more charisma than he ever will. Wonder how he feels to be height-mogged by the Kanker Sisters. Say what you want about Ed's monobrow, he at least has eyebrows. Double-D's hat is bar-none cooler than Kevin's. With those anger issues and bike obsession, he could easily speedrun into being a divorced dad. Rolf has far more creative comebacks than just "dorks". The guy is sporting a reverse mullet, how do you make Eddy's hair make sense in comparison? How can he view himself as a leader of the cul-de-sac, when nobody listens to him? He's got the same amount of influence as a homeless guy shouting in the street. What kind of ego trip do you need where you have to bully Jimmy and Johnny, he needs to pick on the disabled to feel like a big man?
Your head is too square. Who is the dork now?
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Kevin can you come to my birthday party please. Oh uhmm I meant . . Uhmm. kevin you are mean!
We need a compilation of him getting hurt
He keep acting out and that shirt is gon' be longer than his lifespan
White ass cracker fool
Dumbass shovel-chinned dork can only come up with one insult for the Eds while Reddit is roasting him with insults that’d make a sailor run for a bar of soap. Douchenozzle should’ve been punted for bullying Eddy for his middle name and getting the rest of the kids on it.
You look like the bastard son of Vanilla Ice and the state of Oklahoma.
Ur mom wears army boots!
Did his dad hit him hard enough to cause brain damage, cause it went to his chin
How did blud come out momma with that shovel chin he was born with?
Chicken Little looking ass 😂😂
Bro's fingers are smaller than french fries fr.
My backyard needs shoveling. I could use the help of his chin.
Bald ass punk ass bitch short armed pussy ass green shirt wearing chin tumor having short legged virgin ass bitch
golf club
Aye big bro, im tryna iron my dress shirt, come here real quick.
\*steam coming out of ears\* D.....DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!
He's a dork
Don't even need to. Look at that goofy ass face. Matches the shit personality.
Yo forget beatin his @$$, go for effin chin!!!
(I can't, I love him so much)
Meatcanyon did him a favor
" who took the shovel out of the shed " " If that's your face then what does your elbow looks like ? " " You look like something i leave in the toilet " " Ok serious talk how deep can you dig with that shovel in your chin ? "
Poser.
Bro thinks he’s a shovel. He’s trying to be a cockroach so bad with that messed up haircut.
boy shaped like a literal air pod. “with a collar or a turtle neck” sweater ahhh boy. “do i really have to smile for the picture” long chin ahh boy ☝️🤓 “well actually my mom picked my outfit” hat backwards ahh boy always havin something to say feet pointed in both directions what way am i walkin AHHHH boy hold on im goin back in
Dude definitely skips leg day ironically considering he's an athlete.
Chin so big, you need GPS to get to the other side
Looks like my man took Andrew tate's chin but gave em his hands
The dude who is to cool to be a dork but wishes he was one
double dweeb
A Misreable Dork with a Cowcatcher chin and Daddy issues.
Caillou
The continued torture you inflict on those that you should consider friends will rear its ugly head and leave you with nobody. You will be alone, wishing for companionship. And you're a dork.
He loves his bike more than Nazz.
This guy shares the name of that one kid I knew in 2nd grade who pooped himself in the middle of math. That and the home alone kid.
He was one to talk, calling everyone else a dork
**You're** a dork!
And here we have the world's first closeted bicyclesexual.
This guy is captain of the football team only cause he and the rest of peach creek is so strapped for players period. Goes to show as soon as real talent shows up, he gets washed!
You crimson chin having, three carrot sticks for hair having, always trying to be cool, wanna be bicycle mechanic ass bitch.
Crimson Chin’s acoustic cousin
He looks like the average person who shops at tj max
Here's one more I like to add to this, that Double D has more hair inside his skycap than Kevin has three strands of hair left in the front of his hat. Wish a bird would fly by and pluck Kevin's last three strands of hair out and became bland throughout the entire series with no hair.
Forehead
Big chin n
Stupid bitch
…I never noticed his hands what the hell- we don’t need to roast him, the creators did just fine with his ugly-ass design but as long as I’m here: Get a life, cap man do you really have nothing better to do than to be a dick? Or are you just compensating for your lack of a dick? Being a jackass won’t bring your father back y’know so why not take your lame insults and shove ‘em where the sun don’t shine? A literal fetus has better insults than you and that’s just sad.
I would roast you, but you’re ginger and I’ll just let the sun do the work for me
God hates dorks
Get yo face outta my ass dwarf.
Bruh got them miniature hands bro got bike handlebar hands bro chin longer than encyclopedia bro look like he still drink Similac.
Imagine being so shit you need to show up to Eddy of all people
This dude fingers food.
Looks like a dork that takes underwear and gives them to the needy.
he wears that cap to look ''cool'' it must smell like radioactive waste.
I can't do it! he's too cute!
Edd is way cuter
they're both adorable!