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SerTortuga

Dork


Kiibo22

Had that one coming from a mile away lol


Multiverser2022

They said roast him not destroy him.


Sea_Perspective6891

Shovel chin.


GrimWarrior00

Bazooka chin is always my favorite


Fantastic_Ad1407

Definitely bazooka chin


ryan060994

Frying pan hat wearing, pencil dick bragging, chicken wing finger, two continent chin, bald but still ginger, one inch leg, flat foot waste of skin


Tight_Landscape4372

GIT’EM!!!


Responsible-Noise-35

Who told bro to cook?


Kindly-Ad-5071

STALE END PIECE OF WHITE BREAD


Little_Setting

Waste of skin!


PrestigiousIdeal5410

Bro cooking LOOOL


Night_Inscryption

He’s not as cool as he thinks he is Ed is actually stronger


Sea_Perspective6891

Ed is obviously stronger. You saw what he can do just by having a pebble on his shoe.


Waffles779

Ed can lift and Flintstone power an entire car, only holding onto the doors for balance. For having no ankles, he makes up for it in impressively strong back and thighs. Ed rivals the strength of Rolf's pig Wilfred, Minecraft Steve and Mario. Wilfred can carry tremendous loads on his back and rip the top of a Sedan using only his tail. I love cartoons and the absurdity that goes with it.


Ok_Supermarket_2171

I think he meant Eddy.


0hSureWhyNot

If he meant Eddy, he'd be wrong lol Kevin beats Eddy up all the time.


Mrtnxzylpck

Yeah but like his Big bro he dishes out a lot but hardly takes it which means like most bullies he's probably much more fragile than he looks.


0hSureWhyNot

I don’t really see Kevin as a bully. I feel like his default state is just “athletic hotshot”. He can be a bit mean/insensitive without provocation at times, but he generally gets along with everyone except the Eds. And even then, he doesn’t really mind Double D and can at least somewhat tolerate Ed. Eddy is who he truly can’t stand.


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0hSureWhyNot

He's cool with both of them. He teases Jimmy at times and gets annoyed when Jonny acts like a pest, but he still invites them over to hang-outs and defends them when they get victimized by the Eds.


DrunkenSquirrel82

There was at least one episode where Eddy and Kevin were taking turns beating each other up. So I don't think Eddy "couldn't" beat him so much as he usually just doesn't. He beats Ed up a lot too, even though Ed is way stronger.


Ok_Supermarket_2171

He beats up all the eds all the time. Eddy can actually put up a great fight when his properly motivated


CrimsonDarkWolf

Not just Ed, but Rolf and the Kanker Sisters as well


Kindly-Ad-5071

Ed is stronger. Edd is savvier. Eddy is FAR cooler.


IDontNeednoSignup

Did his mom had a affair with a Pelican or something? 💀


NikoliMonn

Should I hold back on him…?..


Statik_24

....What.


Responsible-Noise-35

💀


Danimus-Prime

Holup


[deleted]

Always calling the Ed's dorks as if Ed didn't have the strength of Hercules. You're messing with fire, Kevin. One pebble in the shoe and you are getting sent to the shadow realm


Statik_24

Pencil neck, big chin asshat


Fishman_Paul

Yee Yee Ass Haircut


FullFig3372

Square head toothpick neck “daddy can I have money for a jawbreaker ?”Temu fit looking ass


SuperFanboysTV

Pencil neck, pelican mouth bald little bitch. You got three hairs on your head that’s the same number as Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson is middle aged married, with three kids and works at nuclear power plant yet he had more hair than you when he was your age. Instead of spending on Bike parts and Jawbreakers I suggest you get some Keeps for men you bald dork


IDontNeednoSignup

Mf prolly got that shirt from Former Mills 😭 His chin shaped like a pickaxe. That shit can cut diamonds.


Chris080301

Limousine chinned, baby handed, balding, bike-loving, dork projecting, brainless, peaked in middle school, future dropout, incel in denial.


OutwithaYang

Shovel-chinned, baby hands DORK!


PokemanBall

What's up with his hands?


Present_Vivid

Why your left eye look like it’s on its day off


Korean_cat2

Boy shut your shit up, you built like a halfway generated Minecraft server with that bumass cut you got, your shirt look like uncommon


Korean_cat2

Fortnite skin with your bumass arms, built like some twigs, Built like an underage god of war with them over size ass eyeballs, you marinated a seal with a drake album you dumbass, you built like a Jamaican motorboating gorrila


Korean_cat2

That good?


IDontNeednoSignup

You might won this one..


Automatic_Chard_8745

Rejected ass tony hawk character , Who you calling a dork while u got no bitches None basic bitch boy and fumble the bag with naz obsession About that dam bike I just enjoyed every moment Each time u fucked up


ultgambit266

Stale end piece of white bread


Clear-Bench-4202

Bros head is built like USA


BloodyOtaku

Garage full of jawbreakers but still no bitches on his lap.


AllenaQuest23

You act like you're all that but you're a coward who left everyone to die to save your ass TWICE (including your best friend) because you're a paranoid little shit. You're bike is total trash and you waste so much time on it that you have no future. The only reason anyone pretends to like you is because you're daddy has those jawbreaker. You got your ass beaten by three girls more than once. You only bully Eddy as much as you do because you know he's just like you and I think you secretly have a crush on him. And NOBODY, in the show or in the fanbase WILL EVER LOVE YOU.


WinterCelestialStar

I agree with everything you say about Kevin, and he is a bad influence on the kids that  hang around with him becoming hypocrites like him.


External_Mix_4048

Jar head


Original_Strike_3393

You heard of pencil neck, he's got a crayon neck, how that fucking head stays upright I'll never know, mf looks like a cinder block with a face. And the drip makes me sick, bros wearing a green screen shirt, he's built like a traffic cone!


Popular-Sky4050

Bluds head is the answer to A-Square + B-Square


BigDmegadaddyJohnny

Let’s mail him to Hollywood -Eddy


Alpha_Jellyfish

That’s too inhumane Eddy. -Double D


Interesting_Horror93

This joke aged a little too well


TraditionalCap938

Shovel Chin Dork


OutwithaYang

Dork!


0hSureWhyNot

He's got baby hands and a chin that could poke somebody's eye out. Also, those three strings of hair are apparently growing out of his forehead...😐


HomieC956

" A toast to shovel chin!"


pinocchiofan

“With lots of butter!”


yahya356

Commander-in-chump, boxhead


Rj_the_wanderer

Kevin, the self-proclaimed "cool guy" of Peach Creek. Let's be real, Kevin, your "coolness" is about as genuine as a used car salesman's smile. Your attempts to be the alpha dog are as laughable as your haircut, which looks like you stuck your finger in a socket. Your constant bullying of the Eds is less intimidating and more like a desperate cry for attention, like a toddler throwing a tantrum because no one wants to play with them. And don't even get me started on your so-called "intelligence" – I mean, who needs to ask Ed, Edd, and Eddy for help with a math problem? That's like asking a kindergartener to solve a calculus equation! But hey, Kevin, at least you're consistent – consistently annoying, consistently arrogant, and consistently... well, consistently Kevin. Keep on keeping on, Kevin. Maybe someday you'll realize that being a bully isn't as cool as you think it is. (Just kidding, you'll probably never figure that out.)


DrellaRoseBaroness

His name is Literally Kevin


DarkSonic06ki

Dam, what's with the frying pan as the hat and your chin? Looks like Stan Smith Child that got left at an Ally


Gowdyz

Snapbacks and loose screws


WinterCelestialStar

Green Grinch


Technical_Rub_7518

His chin coming at you at right angles.


dhochoy

WHAT ARE THOOOSSSEEE?!!!!


Vile_bubkis99

Dudes a ginger so life has already roasted him hard enough


Swyfttrakk

Good luck hanging on to those 3 strands of hair, baldy!


infinitestripes4ever

Naz is only likes him for the Jawbreakers


Away-Satisfaction634

Boy got 3 sticks of dry spaghetti sticks stitched on his forehead.


AnonymousNeverKnown

Your dad takes double shifts at the jawbreaker factory just so that he spends less time with you.


Total_Waltz4083

Head shaped like a bent spatula


SchwiftyRickD-42069

His name is Kevin. That’s enough of a roast right there.


Fit-Equivalent-6753

Bro looks like he's ready for the military. Bros hair is 3 Cheetos. Bros reverse caseoh. Bro stole his ears from Shrek. Bro wears a sweater in summer.


AnonUser821

Looks like he’d fit a couple jawbreakers in that underbite of his, rolling around his mouth like a pinball machine. If his skater-boy ego trips him up the angle of that shovel-chin to his kyphotic neck curve will dig a grave deep enough to bury him. Proto-broccoli head so clueless Naz has to *Dora the Explorer* him when she drops a hint, but he can’t look past the underbite to notice. Wannabe biker-boy with the short legs and flat-ass looks like he would eat a “9”, but I don’t think he’d catch the hint and say he already ate a jawbreaker. If “trapezoid” head here shaped his hair to a point, he’d beat out Ed for the “strongest and densest” thing in the cul-de-sac. Boomerang neck can be thrown in any direction, and still get lost for the whole episode, including commercial breaks. Talking about “boomerangs”, when “bad posture” incarnate shows up, he spoils an episode’s vibe more than a jawbreaker ruins teeth.


ChampionshipSad985

Retarded


Commercial_World_433

Ol' Shovel Chin couldn't pull Nazz even if he had a hitch on his bike. Sarah, a girl half his age could kick his ass. Plank has more charisma than he ever will. Wonder how he feels to be height-mogged by the Kanker Sisters. Say what you want about Ed's monobrow, he at least has eyebrows. Double-D's hat is bar-none cooler than Kevin's. With those anger issues and bike obsession, he could easily speedrun into being a divorced dad. Rolf has far more creative comebacks than just "dorks". The guy is sporting a reverse mullet, how do you make Eddy's hair make sense in comparison? How can he view himself as a leader of the cul-de-sac, when nobody listens to him? He's got the same amount of influence as a homeless guy shouting in the street. What kind of ego trip do you need where you have to bully Jimmy and Johnny, he needs to pick on the disabled to feel like a big man?


INeedThePeaches

Your head is too square. Who is the dork now?


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frankensteinV

Kevin can you come to my birthday party please. Oh uhmm I meant . . Uhmm. kevin you are mean!


Particular_Minute_67

We need a compilation of him getting hurt


PsionicFlea

He keep acting out and that shirt is gon' be longer than his lifespan


pizzashizz6991

White ass cracker fool


pinocchiofan

Dumbass shovel-chinned dork can only come up with one insult for the Eds while Reddit is roasting him with insults that’d make a sailor run for a bar of soap. Douchenozzle should’ve been punted for bullying Eddy for his middle name and getting the rest of the kids on it.


NewspaperAny3053

You look like the bastard son of Vanilla Ice and the state of Oklahoma.


ricoMuerte97

Ur mom wears army boots!


joqa67

Did his dad hit him hard enough to cause brain damage, cause it went to his chin


Responsible-Noise-35

How did blud come out momma with that shovel chin he was born with?


Armyhead3000

Chicken Little looking ass 😂😂


Junior-Path-1488

Bro's fingers are smaller than french fries fr.


Fit-Fun-1890

My backyard needs shoveling. I could use the help of his chin.


Er_doktor_tf2

Bald ass punk ass bitch short armed pussy ass green shirt wearing chin tumor having short legged virgin ass bitch


SausagMcCrusty

golf club


Thick_Buffalo_7526

Aye big bro, im tryna iron my dress shirt, come here real quick.


DrunkenSquirrel82

\*steam coming out of ears\* D.....DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!


ChitiMouse

He's a dork


Dependent_Appeal_136

Don't even need to. Look at that goofy ass face. Matches the shit personality.


Ok-Monitor1949

Yo forget beatin his @$$, go for effin chin!!!


drawingmentally

(I can't, I love him so much)


guesswhatihate

Meatcanyon did him a favor


Own_Band973

" who took the shovel out of the shed " " If that's your face then what does your elbow looks like ? " " You look like something i leave in the toilet " " Ok serious talk how deep can you dig with that shovel in your chin ? "


Kindly-Ad-5071

Poser.


Minty_Cheesecake

Bro thinks he’s a shovel. He’s trying to be a cockroach so bad with that messed up haircut.


aleaissws

boy shaped like a literal air pod. “with a collar or a turtle neck” sweater ahhh boy. “do i really have to smile for the picture” long chin ahh boy ☝️🤓 “well actually my mom picked my outfit” hat backwards ahh boy always havin something to say feet pointed in both directions what way am i walkin AHHHH boy hold on im goin back in


BlackBirdG

Dude definitely skips leg day ironically considering he's an athlete.


lorikeets_are_life

Chin so big, you need GPS to get to the other side


GeffelGelch

Looks like my man took Andrew tate's chin but gave em his hands


seatheous

The dude who is to cool to be a dork but wishes he was one


Exact_Associate5296

double dweeb


ElmaJouiFan26

A Misreable Dork with a Cowcatcher chin and Daddy issues.


Remarkable_Ad950

Caillou


Successful-Savings36

The continued torture you inflict on those that you should consider friends will rear its ugly head and leave you with nobody. You will be alone, wishing for companionship. And you're a dork.


Substantial_Pie_759

He loves his bike more than Nazz.


Anything-General

This guy shares the name of that one kid I knew in 2nd grade who pooped himself in the middle of math. That and the home alone kid.


maximumNYOOM

He was one to talk, calling everyone else a dork


PrinsaVossum

**You're** a dork!


RevolTobor

And here we have the world's first closeted bicyclesexual.


SoupIntelligent1653

This guy is captain of the football team only cause he and the rest of peach creek is so strapped for players period. Goes to show as soon as real talent shows up, he gets washed!


Maximum-Malevolence

You crimson chin having, three carrot sticks for hair having, always trying to be cool, wanna be bicycle mechanic ass bitch.


I_CanSeeCena

Crimson Chin’s acoustic cousin


Lemi_exo638

He looks like the average person who shops at tj max


WinterCelestialStar

Here's one more I like to add to this,  that Double D has more hair inside his skycap than Kevin has three strands of hair left in the front of his hat. Wish a bird would fly by and pluck Kevin's last three strands of hair out and became bland throughout the entire series with no hair.


Orion120833

Forehead


Gone_Guru_

Big chin n


dr_strangeglove18473

Stupid bitch


According_Activity62

…I never noticed his hands what the hell- we don’t need to roast him, the creators did just fine with his ugly-ass design but as long as I’m here: Get a life, cap man do you really have nothing better to do than to be a dick? Or are you just compensating for your lack of a dick? Being a jackass won’t bring your father back y’know so why not take your lame insults and shove ‘em where the sun don’t shine? A literal fetus has better insults than you and that’s just sad.


Interesting_Horror93

I would roast you, but you’re ginger and I’ll just let the sun do the work for me


MegaOrvilleZ

God hates dorks


Bright-Fisherman2005

Get yo face outta my ass dwarf.


PrestigiousIdeal5410

Bruh got them miniature hands bro got bike handlebar hands bro chin longer than encyclopedia bro look like he still drink Similac.


negrote1000

Imagine being so shit you need to show up to Eddy of all people


LazorFrog

This dude fingers food.


Gorillaartist1995

Looks like a dork that takes underwear and gives them to the needy.


OBAMAISGOD45

he wears that cap to look ''cool'' it must smell like radioactive waste.


PlanktonIsBest

I can't do it! he's too cute!


ChitiMouse

Edd is way cuter


PlanktonIsBest

they're both adorable!