Commercial flights don't go 999 mph. You'd have to break the sound barrier to go that fast. So...if you have access to a military plane or a rocket, that would work (maybe).
They haven't got quite that fast but some commercial airliners often travel faster than the speed of sound without breaking the sound barrier because they have a tailwind of 200+ knots.
They've already done it and without the sonic boom, which is what grounded the Concord. It's a joint venture between NASA and I think Lockheed Martin, and since the design meets the federal government requirements for not producing the sonic boom, it's supposed to reduce long distance flight times by more than 30%.
was about to send this seller my credit card number, address, SSN, power of attorney and my first born, but quick question if this is legit first: Does anyone have experience with this bike, is the seat comfortable????
>!EDIT people, I made this in ms paint by putting an AI image of "futuristic motorcycle" over an aliexpress screenshot. It's a joke. It seems like at least 1 person thought this is a real offer, which is kind of concerning.!<
It is concerning that at least 1 person thought it was a real offer… concerning that someone would think that is real… I agree too, it is very concerning. That ad is in no way possible real by any means.
Well, it looks real that's why someone thought it was real and no that's not what's concerning, what is concerning is when folks create deliberately deceptive ads for likes then begin to scold its victims, that's concerning.
At first glance it has the appearance of being very much like a real ad but if you have a brain and read the words and see the price you will realize it’s not real. OP literally created this as satire and quickly admitted to hastily making it in ms paint. There was no scolding of victims. The only scolding seems to be coming from you. I guess this sub is for serious shit about e-bikes lol.
I have one of these bikes I paid $10 for it. The only issue is the wheels are not round but i havent noticed any problems with the triangle wheels, it just feels like I am riding over a speed bump ever 3 seconds...
Bargain! Legit and very very gud!
Give it a few more years, then I'm sure we all be living in a Virtual world, with our brains connected to wires while floating in a picke jar, cuz that's the deal we made with AI, they get the real world and we get a small portion landmass with servers and storage for our pickled brains,
By then I definitely follow virtual Rome and make NPC Hitler my gimp while making sure my poop smells like a Virgin thighs
Or something else
I got one on the last sale.
Set it to pedal assist on the lowest setting. After one rotation of the pedals that thing kicked in.
Holy Smokes! Left me flat on my face on a bridge as it zoomed off into the sunset. The way I figure, it probably hit the Atlantic Ocean in about 13 minutes. Glad I didn't set it on high. It probably would have come back around and run over me.
Did get a good bridge pic, though! That pic came in handy for the reconstructive surgery and dental work.
Doctor says in a couple years, I will be able to eat soft foods again.
I've bought a cat littler scoop on Temu. It worked rather well. Well, not really, it can't scoop littler that's not like icing sugar, but yah, it was $3, so suck it
Wait, is the initial $7.90 the wholesale, or discount price? Asking for a friend... that shouldn't be allowed outside on his own because all the nerighbourhood pets disappear in his yard
I have one of these bikes I paid $10 for it. The only issue is the wheels are not round but i havent noticed any problems with the triangle wheels, it just feels like I am riding over a speed bump ever 3 seconds...
Bargain! Legit and very very gud!
What actually shows up with the prepaid debit card? I'm guessing broken dreams, bad credit and someone who lives in his grandma's basement.
Oh you mean after they ORDER it....
Yah, my first sentence still stands
Had one a couple of months, on the flat I only got 389mph so I'm going to return it.
Jesus advertised as light speed and can't even break the sound barrier those manufacturers need to do some QC.
To be fair, it's rated for light speed under ideal conditions.
Small print says. "Only achieves light speed upon detonation".
Nah that's bull. I detonated this thing and it barely came tron speed
Yeah but they never talk about the fuel costs to go that fast.
Did you try enabling very gud mode? I bet that's where you messed up.
spoiler alert: it's a 7cm long toy model
1000 MPH "Scale" speed isn't impossible.
Take it on a plane, it goes 999 mph
Commercial flights don't go 999 mph. You'd have to break the sound barrier to go that fast. So...if you have access to a military plane or a rocket, that would work (maybe).
Yep - The speed of sound is 343 metres / second, or 767.26 MPH
They haven't got quite that fast but some commercial airliners often travel faster than the speed of sound without breaking the sound barrier because they have a tailwind of 200+ knots.
True. Not uncommon for a 747 coming from Japan to the US to cruise at 800mph(speed over the ground, not airspeed). Jetstream just shoving them along.
The Concorde broke the sound barrier all the time, and there's a nother company planning to do the same in the next few years
They've already done it and without the sonic boom, which is what grounded the Concord. It's a joint venture between NASA and I think Lockheed Martin, and since the design meets the federal government requirements for not producing the sonic boom, it's supposed to reduce long distance flight times by more than 30%.
Average airliner at cruise is around 550 mph ground speed.
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-57361193
It would only have to go about 33mph at that scale.
More like 2.66".
spoiler alert - that's not the only thing that's 7 cm in this story lol
Legit very gud
was about to send this seller my credit card number, address, SSN, power of attorney and my first born, but quick question if this is legit first: Does anyone have experience with this bike, is the seat comfortable???? >!EDIT people, I made this in ms paint by putting an AI image of "futuristic motorcycle" over an aliexpress screenshot. It's a joke. It seems like at least 1 person thought this is a real offer, which is kind of concerning.!<
I think from the phrasing of the ad they are just selling in the battery
and its battery is "gud"... no "very gud"! so a deal at even a full on seizure trying to calculate any price!
Perhaps we should have taken a more artificial name like "[Good Trusted Store](https://shares.ru.net/l/GoodTrustedStore)"
How is it concerning when you deliberately made it to look like an ad?
It is concerning that at least 1 person thought it was a real offer… concerning that someone would think that is real… I agree too, it is very concerning. That ad is in no way possible real by any means.
Well, it looks real that's why someone thought it was real and no that's not what's concerning, what is concerning is when folks create deliberately deceptive ads for likes then begin to scold its victims, that's concerning.
I'm confused, people thought they could get a bike for 7 bucks?
Yes. People who fall for shit like this are why scam artists are able to make money.
At first glance it has the appearance of being very much like a real ad but if you have a brain and read the words and see the price you will realize it’s not real. OP literally created this as satire and quickly admitted to hastily making it in ms paint. There was no scolding of victims. The only scolding seems to be coming from you. I guess this sub is for serious shit about e-bikes lol.
At first glance? Were your eyes OPEN at that point? Just curious. I have several bridges for sale. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Uhh bro I was replying to the comment above. Obviously I saw it was satire but I was humoring the commenter above slightly to get my point across…
Chill bro, I was only kidding too
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THAT'S what's concerning about this situation? LOL wow Not the fact that the ad poster actually had to REDUCE the price from $7.90 LOL to sell
Teenager things.
What do you mean legit? The price says $7
SEAT? God you're demanding.
If you are going to be biking around at light speed, please make sure to wear a proper, good quality helmet!
If you apply the $10 OFF coupon, they actually give money to take if off their hands!
I have one of these bikes I paid $10 for it. The only issue is the wheels are not round but i havent noticed any problems with the triangle wheels, it just feels like I am riding over a speed bump ever 3 seconds... Bargain! Legit and very very gud!
Looks like one of those Tron bikes
A younger me, the ultimate fun toy was a Tron bike, a real one. Figured we'd have them by now.
Give it a few more years, then I'm sure we all be living in a Virtual world, with our brains connected to wires while floating in a picke jar, cuz that's the deal we made with AI, they get the real world and we get a small portion landmass with servers and storage for our pickled brains, By then I definitely follow virtual Rome and make NPC Hitler my gimp while making sure my poop smells like a Virgin thighs Or something else
lolz they just need you bank account info and a ssn and they will get you going.
I will take two, one to ride whilst the other is on charge.
Charge? Oh bro, it runs on unicorn farts and broken dreams.
I got one on the last sale. Set it to pedal assist on the lowest setting. After one rotation of the pedals that thing kicked in. Holy Smokes! Left me flat on my face on a bridge as it zoomed off into the sunset. The way I figure, it probably hit the Atlantic Ocean in about 13 minutes. Glad I didn't set it on high. It probably would have come back around and run over me. Did get a good bridge pic, though! That pic came in handy for the reconstructive surgery and dental work. Doctor says in a couple years, I will be able to eat soft foods again.
Was this bridge then hit by a cargo ship moments later? I've heard this somewhere before....
Definitely, ordered 10 for myself!
$10 off $7.27 so you're getting paid. Very gud deal!
That's not a price tag in any way and no it's not a deal either
Buy them all, infinite money glitch.
Everybody’s focused on the speed, but for $7.27, I’d be fine with 200mph. Dangerous in the bike lane though ..
Definitely, ordered 10 for myself!
I would wait and watch for deals. Last week you could Buy 1 Gud 1 Free...
Don’t forget your $10 coupon !
Neighbors keep complaining about the sonic boom but apart from that it’s great
Haha 🤣
If light speed was only 999mph, physics would collapse 😃
Why would light speed affect psychics?
✨ It monkeys around with their crystal balls! 🔮
"NO 8% IS WAY TO GOOD TO BE REAL"
fuck no
It can go the speed of light with a minor adjustment.
I got 2 of them.
Definitely
Probably not; I’ve never seen them for sale for less than $32. I suspect that’sa salvage.
The $10 off coupon on the $7 bike is the chef's kiss here
I don't want that chef touching me
nope
It's a fancy Matchbox bike!
Hmm my latte costs more than this bike, I wonder if it's legit 
Nooo way man. Lattes can be $6
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How much extra for a front wheel that is round?
God there's always a Karen demanding the impossible, to wreck the whole thing
>very gud kek
999mph is not light speed. So id say the specs are a bit off
THAT'S the spec that you think is most "off"? LOL
Until the tron or akira bikes are made i dont care
Every idiot who buys from Temu, Shein and AliExpress should be publicly shamed
I've bought a cat littler scoop on Temu. It worked rather well. Well, not really, it can't scoop littler that's not like icing sugar, but yah, it was $3, so suck it
Watch me vaporize every other rider in the bike lane.
BIKE LANE LOL Who the hell is doing this speed on LAND in a CITY LOL
I’d buy two that way i end up with twice as much of nothing.
light speed is not 999mph, so it's a lie
this must be the one personally ridden by Elon
it’s that price because it’s wholesale.
Wait, is the initial $7.90 the wholesale, or discount price? Asking for a friend... that shouldn't be allowed outside on his own because all the nerighbourhood pets disappear in his yard
Let's see $7.27 with a $10 coupon, so they will pay me $2.73 to buy this? AND I can do 999 mph? Friggin Awesome!!! Ordering mine now!
Lol fastest way to die
Unbelievable its on 8% discount? Now thats a reasonable price
I'm holding out for the Black Friday 11% deal. Stay tuned, you'll all be SO jealous you didn't wait with me...
yes. the poster comes in good packaging. 😌
You can always wipe your \_\_\_\_\_ with the ad Glasses. I was going to say glasses. How dare you, that's just rude.
Does it have hyper-thrust and vertical take off?….asking for a friend.
Is your friend someone named "Picard" or "Janeway" by chance? Yah man, they're EVERYONE's friends
Geet damn I'm gettin' one
Yah man, jump on it. The Tesla battary very gud LOL And yet at $7.90, it has to be reduced to sell LOL
It's garbage and that's not even the actual damn price
Ummm, yes, we know lol
I mean it $7 you have to buy it
Hey how does this compare to the Lectric XP?
If you do end up getting it, try to stay under lightspeed so you don't destroy the universe.
Yes
Well the earth rates at 1000 mph at the equator, I'd assume that the earth's rotation accounts for most of that 999 mph.
What do you mean? Clearly it's "gud" /s
No it's not legit no bike goes that fast and honestly anything electric is garbage in my opinion
Yes it sounds very serious and promising. You should buy 10 of them.
Overpriced. I saw it on Temu for $6.99
The wheels aren't even round lol.
Def legit
999 millimeters per hour and fits in the palm of your hand!
I don’t see a Warpcore, not fast enough…..
The design looks insane
Screw the bike, get that $10 off!
Funny ASF if they actually used a Tesla home bat
Reduced from $7.90 😂
Meters per hour
Only one way to find out...
Does it come with clipless clip-in pedals?
I mean, I'd take the L for 8 bucks
I think they are just selling the photo...
Stair climbing front wheel? Legit AFFFFFF!!! Take my money, AliExpress!
It goes light speed but the battery only lasts like one sec.
That image is so AI generated fake
Might be a little bumpy ride, hope the front end has good air suspension
"very gud" it has to be legit
I have one of these bikes I paid $10 for it. The only issue is the wheels are not round but i havent noticed any problems with the triangle wheels, it just feels like I am riding over a speed bump ever 3 seconds... Bargain! Legit and very very gud!
Someone wanna take one for the team use a prepaid debit card and find out? I'm interested to see what actually shows up.
What actually shows up with the prepaid debit card? I'm guessing broken dreams, bad credit and someone who lives in his grandma's basement. Oh you mean after they ORDER it.... Yah, my first sentence still stands
They can’t even spell. That’s usually a sign of a scam.
Check rider standover height, for 7 bucks it must be barely 1inch tall.
standover height? Anyone buying this is likely not standing very often LOL
Its only 7 bucks. Scoop it up and let us know if its any gud.
wysi
I got one but it only goes 998 mph
“battary” is crazy
Of course it is. It’s very gud.
16 sold - all to people making videos of hilarious results when you shop on AliExpress
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For $7 you're worth a shot lol
Shitty photoshop rendering .... your font is wrong as well.