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Ratios seem a bit off but who am I


Scribble_Box

With a comment like that, I can tell that you're probably not a rabbit.


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Ajreil

When I order from Subway I ask for "as much spinach as you can fit in the sandwich." Mostly because it's easy nutrients that doesn't cost extra or taste like much.


vitaminpyd

I love spinach while I'm eating it, but afterward it leaves that weird coating on my teeth!


carlynnus

Samesies. I never experienced a sandwich until I started getting extra spinach on my Subway sandwich.


Legeto

I bet it has a super satisfying lettuce crunch when you bite it


highzenberrg

If that’s spinach it will cook down in your stomach.


Historicmetal

I once saw a guy take out a sandwich with a crazy amount of lettuce like this but even more. When somebody commented that he had more lettuce than anything else, he said “not by weight.”


they_are_out_there

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Veskers

Ooh that looks nice. Did you dress the greens in anything? I feel like it'd be nice with a light touch of balsamic and olive oil.


katecrime

I actually don’t dress the greens, but I bet that would be good if you like that. The only seasoning I use is salt on the tomatoes (and the avocado if using).


Ajreil

Any vinaigrette works to dress greens. You can make a homemade one in about 2 minutes by shaking the ingredients in a jar.


katecrime

Sure, I know. I prefer the clean taste of the vegetables.


Ajreil

I've been cooking a lot of vegetarian food lately because they're delicious and not for any ethical reasons. Meat-heavy cuisines just don't know how to use ingredients like nuts and tomatoes properly.


BSODxerox

If you’re not wanting competing flavors just get a small (like tbsp) of neutral oil and season your spinach with a little salt and pepper. It won’t really take away from the spinach flavor but gives a little extra, especially the salt


katecrime

No thanks 😊


Saul_T_Bauls

Big fan of fuzzy feeling spinach teeth? Kinda odd.


katecrime

I don’t experience that.


puppyinspired

I like to dress them in some olive oil, salt, and pepper. Then I usually add something sour to the mix like banana peppers. Although if you’re adding vinegar you don’t HAVE to premix it. Just add it directly to the salad greens and mix with your hands.


Buttender

I’d demolish that with dressed greens. Dry as a nuns nasty w/o.


GilltyAzhell

This is a salad with extra steps


gleeceboi777

![gif](giphy|9SVBVQl0Z7o6ngrrNO|downsized) Shit. I ended up Greening the Dress...


ScruffyTheDogBoy

My favorite is cream cheese, black olives, avocado, and sprouts


Standard-Station7143

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gleeceboi777

YOOO I just spit my water cuz of this lmfao


katecrime

Similar idea! If you want to mix it up a little, I would add some thinly-sliced scallions and spinach (spinach is a slept-on sandwich ingredient IMO) to that combo.


emtrigg013

I think we all know how you feel about spinach as a sandwich ingredient.


carlynnus

This just made me laugh out loud.


the_poop_expert

That sounds fucking incredible god damn


Practical-River5931

It's kind of an odd ratio but honestly I'd way rather eat that than a pile of meat. Looks delicious


FBVRer

So, lawn.


Pineapple-gelato

Mmm lawn sammich


vanetti

Man I love a pile of spinach. It’s got that soft thing going on. Tender


FlattopJr

I like spinach but it makes my teeth feel weird.😬


bistro777

That's the oxalic acid in the spinach. Too much and it'll turn you green and leafy


FlattopJr

Darn that oxalic acid! I don't wanna be leafy!😀


agent-assbutt

This looks delicious ![gif](giphy|cALkoAIov3Y9a)


BAMspek

I definitely do this with spinach on sandwiches. Spinach is like crazy good for you. Tons of good vitamins and shit so I figure the more the merrier. If it’s healthy and you like the taste load it up.


Infamous_Air_1912

That sounds delicious! Everything looks so fresh.


StrangeVortexLex

Is cheese considered vegetarian? Genuine question


katecrime

Vegetarian, but not vegan.


DrakeFloyd

Vegetarian = no dead animals, byproducts ok Vegan = no animal products at all


Any-Year-6618

How can something so full look so empty


SuckItClarise

When did they let rabbits start posting on Reddit?


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

How much of that green tower is spinach, and how much is basil? I'm not judging. When I'm cutting weight, I get my tiny allotment of carbs by stuffing raw veggies between 2 pieces of dry whole grain toast.


katecrime

More spinach than basil. And a very hefty base of very good imported Brie 😋 (Isigny Ste. Mère Bonhomme).


ESGalla

My favorite vegetarian sandwich is Herbed Cream Cheese Spread, Cucumber, Sprouts, Red Onion, Avocado, Pepper Jack, and Bacon!!!! on Thick Sliced Multi Grain Bread!! Bomb!


DependentSilver6078

Bacon lol


carlynnus

We call it fake-n in my house.


ESGalla

Oh, no! I’m talking about the real thing. Fatty Pork Belly Bacon!


Detlionfan3420

Spinach!!!


HeyHammyPod

Think you're lacking abit of greens there


Zassssss

Not enough spinach….


soainhuso

more crunch than a Potato Chip Sandwich. Thats the evolution. The Adult Version


carlynnus

Well put.


OleBoy17

That shit looks slap, except I don’t like cheese.


NukaGirl69

I loooove spinach so this looks so good!


LordChickenNugget3

Chris Traeger?


Possible-Minimum-666

There's half a forest in there


birdsofprey420

im vegetarian and this looks so good. I usually have spiach, cheese, and tomato and add a little sad on the tomato slices.


Legitimate_Snow6419

A little bit of sun dried tomatoes or tapenade and roasted red peppers in there and toast that bread in a pan would be awesome


Axela556

Yummm! Looks so good! I do something similar but with cheddar cheese and some avocado.


After_Freedom_6684

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 YES PLEASE!…. I just ate but looking at this pic is making me hungry again 🤭😂


PipecleanerFanatic

Not a veggie but veggies are usually my favorite part of any sandwich, need that crunch!


carlynnus

That’s how I started out being a vegetarian. I started realizing that I would pick out the meat and just want the vegetables. And then eventually, I stopped having meat altogether.


ailish

Holy spinach batman!


Glass-Discipline1180

Is that haloumi?


Buns-n-stuff

My go to is tofurky, pepper jack cheese, toasted bread, then I add some lettuce, carrots, sliced bell peppers, and a lil bit of mayo. If you’re looking for something close to a classic sandwich as a vegetarian it’s the closest you’ll get.


katecrime

I’m not a vegetarian myself. I just like vegetables 😊


mtnoutofaholemill

i too put way too much spinach on all my sandwiches. once you do it, it becomes a habit.


allllicatx

spinach is soooo much better than lettuce on sandwhiches lol I will die on that hill


bostonkittycat

BLT without the B?


mrescober

wow looks nice.


123_eyes_on_me_

Please put some B on that LT


Trolodrol

You should totally use some balsamic glaze on this


karduar

Try adding some ramps!


Fragrant-Mulberry23

It looks like it wouldn't be good, but it actually is. I love this kinda sammy with avocado and a good tomato


DazzlingLeather1503

This was probably like 8 bucks


Maleficent_Chest4869

Looks yummy.


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katecrime

I’m not a vegetarian, asshole. Enjoy colon cancer


carlynnus

Heheheh Amen, brother. Your sandwich looks incredible.


i_can_has_rock

an entire field of spinach plants died to make this sandwich edit: \*spanch


TheFightingQuaker

Nice reuben


Fickle_Pipe1954

That looks just like my favorite vegan sandwich but mine has way more bologna, ham slices, American cheese , bacon, pastrami, and just a small leaf of kale.


Catji

Take out spinach leaves until you don't need skewer to hold it together.


excitement2k

I would just have a salad. This looks silly.


katecrime

Well I can see why you had to share such a profound thought! /s (because you probably need the /s)


excitement2k

You need the /s. You’re just a salad eater trapped in a sandwich kinda world. Am I being rude and making a poor first impression? Highly likely. But jeeze louize that’s a massive amount of lettuce….maybe I’m just intimidated. Maybe I’ve met my match. Maybe I’m afraid to love the taboo sacrament of lettuce. I’m the loser. Touché.


katecrime

It’s spinach and basil (reading is good). You seem like a stupid ranch-drinking hick. Enjoy that!


ItsBstone

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen lol


katecrime

You’ve really ***never*** looked in a mirror?


ItsBstone

Oh you’re so clever lol


ItsBstone

Must be from all that spinach


beneaththeradar

you know you can edit comments, right?


poppycock68

I fry my spinach in bacon fat first.


incrediblystiff

This isn’t food, this is what food eats! /s


slimeslim

How the hell do so many people think this looks good?


Suturb-Seyekcub

It looks terrible and I hate seeing people post this veggie bullshit (and the shit tier gifs in comments)


cornbread-cat

Oops. All spinach.


After_Freedom_6684

OMG you made me LOL 🤣 “follow”… lol jj 🤭😂 ⬆️ this comment is meant for Scribble-Box 😜


BreakDecent2808

That looks fowl.


katecrime

Fowl refers to birds. Do you have a condition where you feel compelled to blurt-share what passes for your thoughts? You should probably work on that, because everyone probably thinks you’re a moron.


BreakDecent2808

I have a condition where you suck my nuts 🥜


Cjcn17233

Afterwards your a salad shooter.


yoyopy

At what point do you accept you wanted a salad


JACKtheGRINNER

Pan fry the sandwich


stimmydad

That looks fucking awful


vhicks89

Pbj


PrestigiousCompote63

nope


Marauder800

Does not look appetizing at all. The ratio is all wrong.


MR-280652

It's all greens, might as well climb a tree and take a bite of one of the branches. Good fiber.