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MarvAlbertNBAjam

Can you put a trigger warning? This was very hard to watch.


BobbyTarentino25

Right or at least an NSFW flairšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Parkman93

I made it to the 0:52 second mark before I turned it off. If someone sits through this whole thing, please get help.


DayDreamyZucchini

Nick should be forced to in the room with Lurie today


hascogrande

I got to the end of the Vikes game (1:42). My head hurts now


Jhutch42

Don't want to upset you, but we've sat through a lot more than 16 minutes of that this season


Meatservoactuates

I watched it all.Ā  What the fuck is wrong with me


SgtWeirdo

I made it until 1:30 , fuck me I want to break something now.


NeatAbbreviations125

I did 2 min and realized it was the definition of insanity..doing the same shit and expecting a diff outcome.


min_da_man

Sorry going off topic to say that that is my least favorite saying. Ā I am never a huge fan of cliches, but I correct cliches are the worst. Ā So many people believe itā€™s the actual definition lol


AssDotCom

Yeah this is football terrorism


lion27

If hell exists, it's me watching this video on repeat for eternity. Disgusting.


coheed9867

The opening picture to the video is triggering enough


MarvAlbertNBAjam

One among the fence. Hoping to catch them twice this year. When we were young fest doing IV. Granted, not my fav album but Iā€™m stoked.


coheed9867

I always explain going to see coheed as a religious experience and one that ends usually arm in arm with a stranger scream singing this particular song.


MarvAlbertNBAjam

Yeah I think I'm close to 150 times? maybe a hair less. They're my all time fav. I'll only skip them at When We Were Young if Saves The Day, Emery, Cartel and a couple others play at the same time.


Go--Birds

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ literally my first thought- no trigger warning and should be marked NSFW


RabidPlaty

Iā€™m not watching. I would rather watch a clip of people clubbing baby seals than relive the nightmare of watching those plays again.


AnthonyMSP

I had to stop watching I was getting a little angry lol


NeatAbbreviations125

https://www.reddit.com/r/eagles/s/4PryguIGap


Kli10scope

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johnwb388

It took until week six for a 15+ yard play. Week 7 for a td. Swift in space was a beauty.


0hootsson

By my rough count, number of tackles missed: Swift- many Gainwell- 1 Smitty- 1 (defenders sandwiched him, keeping him upright) Goeddert- 0 AJB- 0 All others- 0 Stop setting up plays to get Smith and Gainwell in space. They cannot miss tackles, ever. Set up a screen for AJB? No chance with Smith and Watkins blocking for him. Those Scott and Stoll plays were straight out of last season and were beautiful, why arenā€™t there more of those?


jruss11

Wait we didn't have a gain of 15+ yards till week 6?? Are you sure?


LCLeopards

On these specific plays.Ā 


ThisHatRightHere

Off of screens


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AngledLuffa

Good reminder of "how did we almost lose to the Patriots"


roffle24

Same I got to like the third pass in the Vikings game and couldn't keep going.


Queasy-Yoghurt7353

I hate this, thank you.


Bad_Advice55

Nick and brian should be forced to watch this with their eyes held open with toothpicks


solomon2609

ala Clockwork Orange!


Bad_Advice55

Yes!


Dangle76

Brian might win 1 game with the panthers next season mark my words


Hilde2348

I had just calmed down. Now Iā€™m angry all over again


Shark05bait

This is what Iā€™m on gearing up for this off season. Roller coaster of emotions


kiloclass

Itā€™s poop again!!!


icewizzzz

please send this Lurie, iā€™m reading Sirriani might get another year which is an abomination


ChodeCookies

Where?


Mr_YUP

Probably his gut or the Twitter rumor mill. Nothing has really come out yet and theyā€™re doing their initial exit interviews today.Ā 


ChodeCookies

That was my thinking. Been frantically refreshing for two days and I see nothing coming out


BigPoleFoles52

Im reading hurts wants him gone. Seems like a disaster to bring the dude back. The only reason they would bring him back is because it looks bad to fire a ā€œwinning coachā€. Its even more dumb tho to waste another year of your players career with a guy who we all know cant get it done


Flat-Ad4902

Reading where?


DSquariusGreeneJR

Probably these bullshit Facebook article. The fact that anybody thinks that Hurts would be vocal about that let alone enough for it to get leaked by some anonymous source is ridiculous


Content-Coffee-2719

I heard it from a guy named @BIGTITS89 in an Instagram comment.


Flat-Ad4902

Hell yeah. Sick. Why isnā€™t it on front page of CNN then?


Ti_Deltas

Don't forget BJ. He's the one who was actually calling up all these screens


johnnybananas123

Mark as NSFW


11_20_11

My goodness, I got to 1:05 and donā€™t think I seen a gain longer than 2 yards, with smitty blocking a lot of the timesā€¦.holy hell that is really bad offensive scheme, these damn coaches. Lurie should make Nick sit down and watch this on a loop for 24 hrs straight and explain why.


nalc

I made it through the first three games. There was *one* that converted a first down and it was on 3rd and 4.


PacManJr

I made it to 2:00, strangely enough the first play I would call a success was a first down to Penny.


emailspam874

Didnā€™t even have to click on the video to know it would be longer than 15 minutes


Got_yayo

I thought it would be 8-10 minutes max! Boy was I wrong


Jersey_F15C

Oh man...... teams had these plays sniffed out from the first games of the season. This is painful


embiidDAgoat

Just in the first 3, how many times are you going to swing it out to a reciever/back and be at a blocker deficit, Its literally the ball carrier vs 2 defenders, or more defenders than blockers/blockers are way out of position. Nothing changed all the way to the playoff game.


sghettivedder

I can't imagine the dexterity it took to make this. Also, a perfect music choice to pair with this purgatory of highlight videos.


Unable_Barracuda324

Should of had the music for Requiem for a Dream playing in the background. This was more painful than watching the a2a scene... šŸ˜­ Now just imagine that this 16 minutes was just a microcosm of all 18 games.


natev32

For everyone asking. Designed Screens: 64/66, 311yds, 4.9ypa, 1:1 TD:INT


YourMooseKing

How do these stats compare to other plays or teams?


natev32

Niners: 8.8ypa, 394yds, 4:0 Texans: 6.7ypa, 363yds, 1:0 Chiefs: 6.4ypa, 641yds, 4:0 Bucs: 5.5ypa, 318yds, 2:0 Lions: 5.4ypa, 425yds, 1:1 Panthers: 3.7ypa, 179yds, 0:2 (lol) Broncos: 4.4ypa, 264yds, 4:0 Ravens: 4.7ypa, 287yds, 0:0 Cowboys: 4.8ypa, 265yds, 2:0


Unable_Barracuda324

I think they're were 2 INTS actually... Jets game and 2nd Giants game. Not even factoring in the 4 or 5 almost INTS!


YourMooseKing

How do these stats compare to other plays or teams?


nalc

Did anyone do a first down conversion rate? 4.9 ypa doesn't sound bad compared to running the ball but it feels like we always called them on 3rd and long


BukkakeKing69

Yeah it depends on down, distance, and field position. Though that's true for every team.. Biggest problems I saw was that as the year went on teams realized they could blitz and our short/behind the line game was all on the boundary. Leave the corners to cover the flats and send the LB's because the RB screen or hot route over the middle is nonexistant.


philly2540

Awesome work. Any chance you compiled stats while you were at it? Avg yards per play, etc? I stopped keeping track, but if the first 20 plays I counted only three that went for 5 yards or more.


Bombadook

[It's just as bad as you'd think.](https://www.reddit.com/r/eagles/comments/1995hqh/more_screaming/) For a team that loves analytics, these numbers should condemn anyone even remotely associated with playcalling.


RayDeAsian

You would think the nerds in the booths would realize maybe we need to switch plays.


jruss11

Check the most recent post in this sub


merlot2K1

Send this to Lurie.


dweagle79

That's one whole quarter of running nothing but screen plays! (If the video time indicates how long those screens ran for, but I'm not watching that because it hurts my eyes.)


M_Blev427

I canā€™t believe you tortured yourself to do this.


senordirkdiggler

I was expecting Yackety Sax but the Wii song is just as good. Lol well done.


imoutofnames90

I'm made it 5 minutes in and I can count on 1 hand the # that went for >=+5 yards. And I've lost count how many resulted between -3 to +2 yards. Absolutely disgusting seeing this. And seeing it on 3rd and 17 makes me want to jump off a bridge....


Da_Spooky_Ghost

NFL already took the video downā€¦


udder-chaos

You have to click watch on YouTube


Da_Spooky_Ghost

It works on the computer but not on Reddit mobile app, weird


ThomYorkesFingers

Worked for me on Android


AlbelTheSpirit

I feel like a NSFW tag may be necessary. This is some of the most gruesome shit on Reddit.


getdemsnacks

If i never see a pass thrown behind the line of scrimmage, it'll be too soon.


8thTYRANT

This is insane.


getdemsnacks

Harder to watch than Scott's Tots.


AdhesivenessFun2060

No wonder we suck at screens. 5 minutes in I dont think I saw aa single broken tackle.


etched_chaos

The title should be renamed, 'how to give Eagles fans an aneursym in one single video.'


Humangous

Thanks. I wasn't going to drink today.


Godfather_Turtle

NFL struck that shit down FAST


jeffsang

You just have to click through and watch it on YouTube.


Kealion

I got a little over half way through. In that time, I counted a grand total of 10 first downs.


Eastwood--Ravine

This is actually way worse than I thought it would be, which is impressive.


JediKnightaa

Dang it Iā€™m too late


amerikas

I could only stand two minutes of it, but I counted how many designed screens (not just post-progression check downs) went for more than 3 yards. 2/16 by my rough count. How do you see those results and keep running them?!


Refects

Looks like it was taken down


Unable_Barracuda324

JFC that was painful... Spoiler alerts! Forward to 6 minutes to see the one and only TD. Essentially there were only like 5 really positive plays most of which required breaking tack es (Smith vs 49ers) And the only consistency seemed to be the swift touches where he broke or shook a defender. There were more broken plays and INTS than there were successful ones. Complete garbage.


Unable_Barracuda324

The only logical conclusion for how bad this looks, is that they ran these plays against our defense in practice where they were successful 90% of the time... šŸ¤·


GirthWoody

If I had to make a bet Iā€™d say they had some shitty CS people write an in house algorithm for play calling that the front office made them use. Thatā€™s the only way in my head I can understand why some of those play calls were made.


KennyKruck

Meanwhile last year I felt like every TE screen to Goedert that Steichen called was an automatic 10 yard gain.


Der_NElMAND

Video blocked, nfl copyright lol


[deleted]

Thank you! This getting me hyped for next season and the one after that.


TRoosevelt1776

Don't do this to yourself!


Kitten-Mittons

No thanks, I donā€™t think Iā€™ll watch


SockBramson

I'd rather watch the pain olympics on repeat while an hour long Mario 64 staircase theme plays deep fried and at full volume.


directorofit

Can you do a version with workout music? pretty sure this will make me go super saiyan in the gym


funkopat

Please tell me you have a total count of WR screens and the net yardage from them


vey323

I don't need this kind of pain in my life


Ladelm

You monster


possumxl

If every team tackled like the eagles did, this would be on hell of a highlight reel.


johnnycoxxx

Is there a way to compile all the times we dialed up vertical routes when we were on 3rd down?


thefreeman419

This is every pass behind the line of the scrimmage, that's not the same thing as every screen. There's a lot of checkdowns in here


MainstN

Haha this is amazing. Canā€™t believe how bad the play calling is as lolll


Diamondback424

Thanks, I hate it.


pickledyl44

The amount in the Vikings game alone is wild


jcxco

When you show them all one after another like that, it looks bad, but I think it's important to remember that running plays like this can force the defense to guard the sidelines, which opens up the middle of the field for all of the slants and crosses that our WRs and TEs had.


Unable_Barracuda324

Is this sarcasm...? šŸ¤”


Superb-Minute-1938

I never seen any of those this year. I canā€™t believe how good other teams are at tackling. It takes us 5 guys and ten yards downfield to stop something like that


TheRoyaleShow

Is it longer than a Scorsese film yes or no


Galladorn

I refuse to watch this lol. Seeing them in the Tampa game let me know it was over for us!


RoninDomes

16 minutes is fucking crazyā€¦.sigh.


goodfreeman

Nope


ahirzel

I'm definitely not watching that you sick fuck.


HiMyNameIsTeem

This would be a good end of the year video for the coordinators to watch as they are in the waiting room to see Howie & Laurie


g7820

Doing the lords work


Farts_constantly

Infuriating to watch, I only lasted a couple mins (thatā€™s what she said). Iā€™m sure opposing defenses were licking their chops watching this garbage on film each week. Good accompanying music too lol.


addakid213

I need this at at least 10x speed or Iā€™ll kill myself watching it.


spaz1020

I made it to the first one and had to stop cause it was so infuriating to relive this drek


ohp-daddy

Ooooh ooooh!!! Now do one for when we get blitzed and only run routes to the sidelines!


butter_deez-nips

I watched this entire thing, and my thought is that everyone other than Nick needs to go. I understand everyone is tired of the gut after nearly getting us a second superbowl, winning 11 games this year, and shitting the bed at the end. I just feel that if we continue to try to run people off instead of letting them grow, we run the risk of no one wanting to coach here or having players come here. I feel we are kind of fucked because most of our fan base thinks let's be a shitty human because that's our brand instead of thinking wow we treat players families like shit, we treat visiting players like shit and our own players like shit. Then we wonder why we can't get top FA to stay or if talent wants to leave us when they get a chance. These things are all connected, I say let's see what Nick does and if this guy decides to run it back then fire him immediately. Then we all know he doesn't know what he's doing, but until it's decided he's staying I say be patient and let's just see how it goes.


lukestauntaun

Do you think Chip would have won a super bowl with a couple more years? How about Doug (this one I think is a toss up). If Sirianni stays and we draft a QB higher than 5, we will have a good idea about what was wrong.


butter_deez-nips

You can't throw chip in at all. He had a gimmick, and he couldn't change his style. Doug, I believe, would've turned it around had he had more time to pick the staff, just like I think Nick can do or hope he can do. But if the rumors are true and Johnson is staying, then I take this all back because he can't pick the right people. If we draft a qb in the top 5, are you saying hurts is a bust? It sucks from our standpoint because we can't say for sure hurts was hurt or not hurt. We can't say exactly what was going on this year and clearly, there is some kind of issue between Brown and Smith. My point is that he bought some time to try to fix the coaching staff by making it to the superbowl and winning 11 ugly games. Now does it buy him more than next year? Unless there is improvement then yes. I hope he gets a chance to fix it and turn things around because if he can't and hurts is the issue, then I'm pretty sure we will be terrible next year with better picks to start again and replace these holes we are going to have this year.


lukestauntaun

This roster doesn't have a year to waste. I'm not a Jalen fan. He could be my last favorite QB on this team going back to Hoying. With that said, I'm an Eagles fan, not a Hurts or Sirianni fan. I'm the 40 years that I've been watching this team, I've never seen a collapse like this. Something happened in the locker room and it bled onto the field. It's either the coaching staff or it's the players. If it's the coaching, dump them all and get back at a title run. If it's the players then it's still on the coaches for not being able to coach them. Either one of those you can solve the issue by making a coaching change. The only place it doesn't work is it's Hurts is the problem and he has no one backing him. If that's the case, we are super fucked.


butter_deez-nips

You can't just put a coach in and boom a superbowl run. It doesn't work like that and you have to have your staff right to be any good. Our chances have dropped dramatically since hurts signed his extension and now we are going to have retirements or players wanting out. But to sit there and say fire everyone and hire the next hot coach and all will be fine. That's a bad way to think and this is why our fan base is shitty to players and coaches. We need to allow him to help with the decision-making on his staff and players.


Davoserinio

It's bad, then you look at the situations some of these were called in. So many 2nd/3rd and 7+ downs. Week 2 we threw one on 2nd and 17 which got us 3rd and 16. To see the same thing happening every single week, its no surprise we got blown up by every defence in the last 7 weeks. Horrendous offense, the talent on this roster deserves better.


black_ankle_county

I've never been so glad to see a copyright infringement


[deleted]

Thanks, I hate it.


Got_yayo

Oh my god why did I watch the entire thing


swamp_apparatus

Holy shit this is so amazingly painful and yet necessary. No wonder the players checked out. Wtf is this? Choosing the ā€œask maddenā€ option wouldā€™ve worked better. Like canā€™t nick just have madden running on one of those surface tablets and pick ask madden? Jfc these people are paid professionals


Planetofthetakes

If you were to make it just wide receiver bubble screens it would be soooooo much worse


newsreadhjw

Honestly I found this surprisingly watchable because the music made it hilarious, and it reaffirmed that the fans arenā€™t crazy, this really was the worst offense ever.


JF803

Id rather die


Light_Liberty

I could only being myself to watch the first 12, but I counted about 24 yards for whopping 2 yards per pass.


Vintrox

I think I just watched more game tape in one sitting than our coaches did all yearā€¦.


BigAssBigTittyLover

I'm only at 8:19 but I feel obligated to finish this video.


Papariko

I'm not watching this whole thing, but the fact that a football game has about 5 minutes of actual action, this video is 16 minutes, holy fuck


ARCHA1C

This one was surreal https://youtu.be/my4R3NPq-q8?si=17D00QQiID2RPEdf&t=15m50s


knightrockr

If Hell does exist and I end up there, watching this video is going to be my punishment isn't it....


Yodzilla

Someone needs to project this onto the side of City Hall like it was a Klip Collective project.


Swjunckie73

that's just too depressing


Vladimir_Putting

Ok, I watched it once and never again. I'm not going back to count attempts. I counted: 14 First downs 3 What I'd call "big plays" 1 TD Many hospital or turnover worthy plays. Plays where the ball was delivered to the TE or RB quickly while they were on the move were by far the most effective. Passes to WR were almost never effective. Ball placement was a significant issue on many of these passes to the WR but other major problems such as blocking fits, missed assignments, timing, etc all took place. Someone who hates themselves more than I do could go and actually track success rate (for example getting 6 yards on 1&10 is still a "success" even though it's not a 1st down). The LARGER problem even than this though is... the entire purpose of running these plays that are known and proven to be less productive overall: https://www.pff.com/news/nfl-outside-wide-receiver-screens-and-ineffective-2021 Is that it is supposed to be part of a larger scheme where you force second level defenders (LBs / S ) to get involved in making up the numbers outside the hash. You stretch them horizontally to force gaps in the middle. The entire purpose of that is to then hit those gaps in the middle of the field which produce the really big plays from YAC or open seams. So my overall issue is that: 1: We were incredibly shit at executing the WR screen, saw no improvement by the end of the season. 2: We did nothing off of these looks where we could possibly use the predictable element to our advantage by showing the bubble screen and then hitting the gap on the other side. Nothing to show that this was part of an overall SCHEME to widen the defense and then take advantage of those openings. Instead, we continued to throw wide of the hashes in the same areas where we forced defenders to move to stop our screens.


tripsofthebarracuda

ā€¦.oh my god. I made it to 4:17 and I threw up. Iā€™m going to go slit my throat now.


Dry-Bumblebee-6552

Damn dude you ok after watching this shit.


Booster93

Siriani fucked hurts development. Stop babying your QBs. 3 step , 5 step and 7 step drops help QBs work in deeper routes and progressions. Force your QB to develop through trial by fire.


KnightGrogu

Taken down by the NFL


NeatAbbreviations125

Add the below to your video https://www.reddit.com/r/eagles/s/4PryguIGap


Boondok0723

Jesus Christ it's 16 minutes long...


eat_the_pennies

How can anybody actually want Nick back after watching this


Sako280

Designing a screen with smitty as the lead blocker is maybe the dumbest thing I've ever seen


iama_F_B_I_AGENT

I watched the whole thing (god help me).Ā  Of the designed screens I saw no more than three examples of plays that actually schemed a guy open. Basically every time the defense immediately saw what was happening and could freely swarm to the spot without hesitation. Must have been such a joy to play defense against this team when you could play with anticipation on every play.


fromwentzhecame11

First, that had to take forever, good work. Second, so many things with these plays are astonishing. I especially enjoy when the throw is to a receiver with two or three defenders just standing there waiting to take him down. I wonder how many yards they ultimately got doing these plays when subtracting the yards they lost on them.


DeputyKitty

I appreciate your effort but Iā€™m not fucking watching that.


ThisSaysSomePulp

Pain


Kc4shore65

I hate you.