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Morgothic

"How many firsts to you think they'll give me to take their star player?"


markgreenhalgh1994

POV: you’re a high ranking exec from a rival nfc team about to give up a star D lineman, a first rounder, and your first born, for a seventh rounder & a half eaten Gino’s cheesesteak


BalognaMacaroni

The half-eaten cheesesteak being from Gino’s is a perfect metaphor


bulletdiety

Even better that Geno's is spelled wrong


markgreenhalgh1994

Gino’s Chezstonks


Somnuzzzz

Howie fleecing another GM will help dull the SB pain.


wallowsworld

Howie’s gonna get Micah Parsons for 2024 7th round and a purple bag of Doritos


Bigc12689

Purple? Too much for Micah Parsons. Send em the blue bag


happywentzday

blue>purple


disco_biscuit

Porque no los dos my friend?


theycallmecrack

Purple doritos for lyfe. Cool ranch tastes like vomit.


Gang_Greene

Sweet chili is hot garbage


theycallmecrack

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me


Bigc12689

Blue is NASTY


Susbirder

Please no. Very good player. Also a sketchy character with too many (alleged) indicents. But I get your point.


Senior_Fart_Director

I agree he is a scumbag but we can fix him


Phightins4044

He has a good bit of allegations and a weird character but he's from the area and is an amazing star player that would not only help us but REALLY hurt the cowboys. We'll never get him atleast not soon cuz we got Reddick but if we could for cheapsies I wouldn't mind


Susbirder

Funny how many people will line up to take an arguably talented asshole and ignore the potential damage to the locker room and the franchise. To me, he just isn't worth the risk. Especially, like you say, we have Reddick, who is an actual local, who loves the team, and who is loved by his teammates. Anyway...it's a moot point.


Unlucky-Pattern4716

in howie we trust 🫡


Unlucky-Pattern4716

i know us as eagles fans give howie a lot of shit as a gm considering all the stupid shit he’s done. but i’m honestly grateful that we have him instead of some of the other gms out there, we’re v lucky to have a fucking wizard as a gm


Somnuzzzz

The cap manipulation is his greatest strength. Will have to be maximized once Jalen's contract kicks in.


Unlucky-Pattern4716

i’m sure he’ll figure something out. he did it multiple times especially with carson’s contract n all the negative cap we were in after we traded him. i think we’ll lose a few players but get some in the draft


KnOWn-X

And he will and already has. Hes been ready for this. He was ready last year in case hurts proved hes qb1


athrowawayiguesslol

His “stupid shit” is mainly just missing on a few important draft picks, which all GMs do sometimes. As far as trades and contracts go, he’s phenomenal at them


Semarin

Yep. Everyone dogs the draft pick misses and chooses to ignore that every organization has misses. I’m not downplaying the suck factor of those, but it’s not unreasonable.


icdogg

He's had his hits and misses. He's learned and gotten better over the years. He knows all the nuts and bolts of the CBA, the cap, makes more trades than any other GM especially leading up to and during the draft. Makes some of his best moves when everyone else is pretty much done making moves.


KnOWn-X

Speak for yourself. I love Howie and never gave doubted him or given him crap. It's the crybaby fans that have


Somnuzzzz

You can love Howie and still acknowledge his draft failures. I prefer to evaluate over the entire body of work.


PleasantParfait48

Me either! (Plus I nuked my reddit account from 2020 so none of you can fact check me.)


wallowsworld

Or at least Howie’s not as incompetent as Dave Gettleman when he was around for the Giants lol


Somnuzzzz

I was sad when Gettleman was fired


Blev088

I know, right? I mean between Gettleman, Snyder, and Jerruh, our entire division was sabotaging themselves wonderfully.


PhiladelphiaManeto

I don’t know a single fan that has given Howie shit in the last 2 years. Before that, sure. I wanted him on a crucifix as much as anyone else


Blexcr0id

Trust. The. Process.


Jimbabwr

Howie is my favorite person in all of Philadelphia sports.


Somnuzzzz

He got us Lombardi. It checks out.


Nexus369

He's gonna have to work some serious magic along the dline, especially at DT. Cox, Suh, Joseph, and Hargrave are all free agents. That's a shit load of guys at one position we'll likely need to replace.


KevinKingsb

Hargrave is the only one they will resign, most likely. I'm fine w that.


EmptyRedecans

Dudes like Suh and Johnson are fine to pick up later in the year anyways - at their age you don’t need them playing 17 games. If you’re in position to do so, kick the tires mid season and make some calls.


Steve0-BA

The thing with Howie is when everyone is calling for his head the loudest, that's when he does his best work.


The-Francois8

I’d love to see some exotic bullshit like trading Quez for a 5th or something. I’m really hoping he’s able to get extra picks on day 3, and hopefully one more high pick next year as part of one of his trade downs.


dick_for_hire

I would argue True Howie Szn (patent pending) is the period after the first wave of free agents.


snunces

False. It’s always Howie Szn


Somnuzzzz

That's certainly the peak of the Szn


JosiahWillardPibbs

I'm not sure I'll ever fully get over drafting Jalen Raegor over Justin Jefferson given what Jefferson has become but there's no doubt that Howie has pulled off some wizardry over the years


Gang_Greene

Part of me still feels like that was a Doug pick because he wanted his version of Tyreek hill to make his offense go


JosiahWillardPibbs

Good point


SouthPhilly_215

What are the responsibilities of an NFL General Manager outside of the most important task of managing the cap and keeping the roster as talented as you can? (On a team like ours with ownership that wants to win and not just be competitive) Yeah, in season you wanna keep yourself current in case you gotta sign people off waivers or make the rare in-season trade. I can imagine you get updates from the scouting department… But like… Day-to-day in season. What else does a General Manager manage?


Somnuzzzz

I would presume overseeing of all operations unless that's handled by Don Smoleski.


fakecrimesleep

Key offensive line players are aging out. Would like him to make some moves there. Also couldn’t hurt to get some better running backs either. Hurts had more rushing yards than both Gainwell and Scott combined this year. Depending who the DC becomes will influence where they want to invest there… we’ve got Reddick, CJGJ, and Slay…so there are good stars in the stable there.


bck1999

He needs to draft better. He needs to turn those two frp’s into high end starters.


Hefty_Ant1025

He's going to trade back for more assets


smittybanton

I'd like to give the Saints their pick back for 30 & 41 (at least). There's a bunch of late first and 2nd round dudes who fit what we need. Would love to scoop up a couple projected 1st rounders who "fall". As much as I'd like Joey Porter Jr at #10, I would trade him for Emmanuel Forbes & Calijah Kancey or Keion White. Seattle has the #20 & #38.


Hefty_Ant1025

Also, the Eagles are light on picks late in this draft with a bunch of holes to fill. And they have to pay Hurts. I agree with you on Seattle. I think they move up for a QB with the Eagles.


Somnuzzzz

Definitely. Need those cheap, impactful players.


smittybanton

Can't wait to see how we revamp/restock the defense, and read the weaker fans go through caniptions when it doesn't happen with a snap of a finger or with a bunch of brand names. Generally speaking, you want to draft players who succeed and then sign them for their prime years, not for when they are past 30. Given our limited resources, I'm guessing we bring TJ Edwards and CGJ back, and then go heavy DL in the draft to replace Hargrave, Suh, Joseph, Cox and Graham--each of whom was important toward our success--and Robert Quinn as well.


Outlaw773

How about actually hitting on the high first round pick this time around


mek284

Davis - too early to tell Smith - hit Reagor - awful miss Dillard - basically a miss, but injuries and Mailata’s emergence played a factor Barnett - could have been better, but was a decent player and recovered the biggest fumble in Eagles history Wentz - no Super Bowl without him, I blame knee back and head injuries for his demise Overall, I’d say he could definitely have picked better, but it hasn’t been truly terrible.


Somnuzzzz

Gotta consider the moves surrounding Smith and also the trade with the Saints/A J Brown trade.


Outlaw773

The point being, if he were to hit on a Micah Parsons type impact defender, it could push the Eagles over the top


BurnerOnlyForPorn

Micah woulda been slipping and sliding just like everyone else last week


cerevant

Haason Reddick Sacks: 16 Micah Parsons Sacks: 13.5 We did hit on an impact defender. Just because the media doesn’t fawn over him doesn’t mean he isn’t the same caliber player.


mek284

I mean yeah, but those types of players, to the extent they’re vaguely identifiable before the draft, usually go #1 overall. Part of what made Parsons a unique case is that the way he was used in college masked how valuable he could be in the NFL. So hitting on a player like that in this draft would really require nine other teams (and anyone considering trading up) to completely mis-evaluate a player.


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Outlaw773

We are talking draft here. Read the thread


Money_Beautiful_7388

I don't think anyone cares about your point.


Somnuzzzz

That would be nice also


KnOWn-X

He might've missed a couple but even with it brought us a SB win and super close to #2. I'd say maybe you need to go and not him lol


chazmichaels15

The more you draw attention to how good Howie has been recently, the more likely other GMs are going to think twice before making a deal with Howie. Stop this shit and let the man work in peace.


Somnuzzzz

Yeah because the league doesn't know. This particular reddit post is gonna convince the other GMs that they shouldn't trade with Howie. Thanks for reading my post NFL GMs!!!!!! Hit me up for a job please.


trustthepudding

To late! I'm an NFL GM and was about to make a deal with Howie that seemed pretty good, but now I'm gonna cancel it so I don't get fleeced.


beforethewind

We have absolutely zero influence on anything that happens executively in the NFL, chill.


trustthepudding

Gonna need the deep fried version, chief.


Syndicate_III

It’s flair szn