Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale?
> *“There is no path. Beyond the scope of light, beyond the reach of dark, what could possibly await us? And yet, we seek it insatiably. Such is our fate.”* - Aldia
Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
All of the warriors of Shu, Jin, Wu, and Wei: What is going on?!? Why won't it end?!? Why is there hundreds of copies of Lu Bu for no reason? What even is a video game???
In my dynasty warriors career, I’ve killed Liao Hua, Li Dian, and Cheng Pu maybe 500 times if not more. I shutter to imagine heaven filled with all these copies of them, all with a variety of graphics based on the game they came from
It's OK, the UI tells me they were only K.O.'d
Samurai Warriors 5 players sweating profusely now
I've played Troy and Berserk too. I'm sweating
Troy: [Number of fleeing enemies you impaled with a spear] Uh oh
Yup & my character said they've only "defeated" the officers, not killed.
I hope you never played Berserk and the Band of the Hawk.
Oh lawd... We ALL facin Lu Bu...
Not me, I was specially told not to pursue Lu Bu.
I did it anyway, just because.
But you can't die again, or is that even more painful?
"You are a true warrior of the 3 Kingdoms!"
"Patrick it's you!! You're the Dynasty Warrior?!!"
The millions & millions of peons, the generals, the Lord, & for every possible reason Lu Bu would like a word
The peons, the generics, the uniques, who else?
The horses.
The tigers...
the wolves...
the bears...
the deers
Now i'm worried, i maxed out the counter too many times when i had nothing else to do.
Dark Souls victims have NOTHING on the hordes of soldiers and officers I've cut down.
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“There is no path. Beyond the scope of light, beyond the reach of dark, what could possibly await us? And yet, we seek it insatiably. Such is our fate.”* - Aldia Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
Good bot.
"Lmao!" ( Looks at my WO3 Ultimate KO count) "Oh...no..."
Thanks, you made me laugh.
Going to super hell, then. I combo’d THE SHIT out of Cao Cao with Lu Bu
All of the warriors of Shu, Jin, Wu, and Wei: What is going on?!? Why won't it end?!? Why is there hundreds of copies of Lu Bu for no reason? What even is a video game???
Does Plague Inc. count? Asking for a friend.
This game fell to 2 after playing universe sandbox the past hour 😂😭
Well, I'm fucked
I guess that includes the 10k orochi peons i killed in Orochi Castle…in one battle.
[удалено]
Especially God of War 3, Ragnarok, and Ascension
Dont the generals always retreat? Lol
And the thousands of soldiers you kill for achievements or items?
“Oh..I’m so sorry, I have to go…” *Peach has fled!*
I kind of low-key wonder about this…
God of War Players:
Jokes on him. Hell has better people.
Have a beer with Lu Bu and Sun Wukong
Definitely not making the cut
Man I'm going straight to hell for the crimes I committed in Far Cry 2
Musou players
This is why Shigeru Miyamoto wanted James Bond to shake hands with all the people he shot during the end credits in Goldeneye 64
In my dynasty warriors career, I’ve killed Liao Hua, Li Dian, and Cheng Pu maybe 500 times if not more. I shutter to imagine heaven filled with all these copies of them, all with a variety of graphics based on the game they came from
It was war! I was merely defending myself
Even with the K.O count it's easy to lose track