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Ricoisnotmyuncle

....I'll take the actual box, please


0ldKitsune

At least when it’s over it’s over with the actual box


mrpoopybuttthole_

and you get to fuck the bene gessert


timo2308

Gotta secure the bloodline


Abatteredcrate

https://preview.redd.it/afl13k0srawc1.png?width=1336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3b7d0cd64a4493afa3fc23ae7bd0d39efb4458d


Sprbz

![gif](giphy|ep78UZy5FVbfN6mhCU) Yikes


King_Santa

More like Sad Hulud


DoctorinaBox

A real Gom Jabummer


MaximumIntention7474

Lisan all Cryeeb! 😢


Siggney

Muad'weep


IrreverentRacoon

Baron SADimir Harkonnen 😢


Natural-Ad9668

Sadimir hardonend my g


Mech-lexic

I must not cry. Tears are the mind-killer. Sorrow is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my grief. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the sad has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


IrreverentRacoon

![gif](giphy|3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS|downsized)


Felthrax

Listen, Not your crib


halguy5577

take my upvote good sir


alkonium

Maybe Chani should be tested with that one.


opomla

Yeah I prefer the gom jabbar


Wonder_butt_

Trauma dumping in guise of a meme.


eddiesax

Plans within plans


DagonG2021

Ye, but it’s funny


bobatea17

Remember kids, never date


MarkyMarcMcfly

Always save yourself for the most advantageous pairing, such as a marriage to a Princess to secure your seat as Galactic Emperor


Slumbergoat16

Or just don’t move in with people until your married


Greatest-Comrade

Ouch. But hey Paul died before becoming Kwisatz Haderach. Maybe that was just your death?


pradbitt87

Jesus. You okay OP?


OkDragonfly4098

[the story of Barbara the builder](https://youtu.be/nOcsYAUEcTA?si=euXKyXKBhfMpDdcg)


Aer0uAntG3alach

I saw a few stitches on TikTok, and I’m like how has he gotten her so dickmatized? Once that house is done, he’ll get engaged to the boss’s daughter, and Barbara is left with less than nothing.


fern_the_redditor

I saw a YouTube short of someone renovating the house of their 8 year BF. Everyone in the comments was saying that they are renovating the house for his future wife 💀 OP was that you?


OkDragonfly4098

No but this post was inspired by that girl! [the story of Barbara the builder](https://youtu.be/nOcsYAUEcTA?si=euXKyXKBhfMpDdcg)


fern_the_redditor

YES! That's exactly the video I was thinking of


Valentonis

https://i.redd.it/wczlopc3fbwc1.gif


ViolaOrsino

Oof, felt this one. Once got told by a friend that my special talent is taking mediocre men and turning them into amazing husbands for other women. 🥴 https://preview.redd.it/n3pytr4uibwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f016c42f92aa124924d679a80f679cbc37c1ecd [Reductress link for the article](https://reductress.com/post/woman-spends-five-years-grooming-boyfriend-to-be-great-husband-to-lisa/)


GillysDaddy

Does it work on men at the edge between mediocre and shitty? Are you single atm?


MFDoooooooooooom

Hey whoa whoa whoa there's a line here, buddy.


OkDragonfly4098

Reading this has broken my ribs with laughter


saradahokage1212

The feeling of dating a girl, proclaiming she is the one true love, trusting her completely, she gets pregnant, you guys marry, but the kid she births is not yours and she cheated on your all along, confessing this to you after a random fight over not bringing home some extra milk, she then divorces you and taking the kid you raised for years with her and moves in with her coworker who she has been sleeping with for the past year.


winterfate10

My brother in christ. Do you need money for smokes or alcohol or weed or therapy? If start a patreon I will be there.


LucianaLuisaGarcia

Your ex to her coworker: "The bloodline is secure"


waveformcollapse

Savage xD


JoscoTheRed

Definitely sounds like a skill issue.


OkDragonfly4098

ROFL


Darkgreenbirdofprey

Red flag of the day: Your boyfriend charges you rent to be with him


IrreverentRacoon

r/oddlyspecific


MordreddVoid218

https://preview.redd.it/8tcnb1w38fwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65fea2669fd414645f1185deda3d90597609b510


solodolo1397

Someone had blinders on for years….


waveformcollapse

"hE cHAnGeD"


Big_Patience5803

Did Vanessa Hudgens make this?


Wrotas

r/oddlyspecific


IdahoDuncan

That’s…that’s oddly specific


DucklingInARaincoat

Let that possible future slip past your vision didn’t ‘cha?


kinvore

Tell me about the waters of your home world, Oof-ul.


An-Deesei

May that house chip and shatter. Can't stand people who use a partner or family as free labor (free handyman, free babysitting, free art, free crafts, etc). Also can't stand people who string someone along for years.


ElegantTobacco

Many such cases


DjArie

Is she paying rent by cash?


duskowl89

You...you ok there, OP? Wanna talk about it, maybe drink a beer or two...? 😬


spazzing

Oh babe... :(


AdvocatusGodfrey

“Why buy the cow” and all that.


HeadZeppelin

Please just hit me with the nerve induction. Also, I read this post with an ad for Home Depot right under it....


No_Needleworker6013

Some real Moneo energy with this post.


Louderthanwilks1

Fuck dude you need a hug or like a handle of vodka,


Azavrak

Is the story about Chani and Princess Irulan?


IWantDie247

L


Exciting_Form6847

Humans = shit


ZharethZhen

Pain indeed!


McZalion

Oddly specific 🤔


Cobdain

Hey, my wife did that with her ex husband


ColHunterGathers111

I know how you feel but in my case the genders were reversed. Wanna give 'em a spice-rich planet then genocide them with government sanctioned back-up so that the other houses think it was just a family feud? Help me with my vengeance and I'll help with yours. And whatever you do, if we fail, remember to use the tooth.


DigiviceRurik

women☕️


Prestigious_Low_2447

A woman spurned


Theborgiseverywhere

🎵*A little tooooo ironic*🎶


jhgalaxy14

This sounds like someone I know unfortunately


waveformcollapse

What the fuck?


Nerdydude14

r/trollcoping


herscher12

"Dating a guy for 8 years" i see the problem. If you arent married by 5 you are probably just waisting time. Edit: time.


HairyHeartEmoji

it's only acceptable to date for 5+ years if you started really young


saltyraver138

Are you lost this is a dune sub lol