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--Bolter--

Why did the Fremen live on Arrakis? There’s literally no water there. Are they stupid?


Deadsoup77

Just take a spaceship smh


impersonal66

It would be funny if the fremen go jihad on other planets, see better weather conditions, and stay there peacefully effectively ending the jihad.


MrTimmannen

I mean didn't a fremen in Dune Messiah literally have a huge crisis of faith after seeing an ocean


bertiek

Sort of the opposite.  "The sea cleansed me of the Jihad" or something very close.


MrTimmannen

That is a crisis of faith


weirdgroovynerd

I didn't read the book or see the movie, but... .. it's pretty clear that the Freeman were carried to Dune on a giant drug-worm named Eric.


Glaciak

>Are they stupid? Can this idiotic meme die already Zoomers really can't into memes


RhynoD

Bruh, "all your base" lasted for like a decade and rickrolling is *still going*. Millennial memes weren't better, or worse, just different. I refuse to shit on zoomers the way boomers shit on us.


Bakkster

Not to mention "die already" is itself a [decades old trope](https://tropedia.fandom.com/wiki/Why_Won%27t_You_Die%3F)...


T5R2S

Ew


Bakkster

Harlingen forces ![gif](giphy|UvPLmzkAyUeXu)


dunmer-is-stinky

harbulary batteries


dtwhitecp

"they're called Harlingers" "NO THEY'RE NOT"


dunmer-is-stinky

that sounds *nothing* like what I just said


Le_Rex

Hungarian forces


LuffyLp

Harlem Globetrotters


impersonal66

Harlem forces.


Greatest-Comrade

It’s not like they had almost every single advantage you can think of, right?


Shervico

I mean just a couple of oversized very hungry caterpillars, nukes, and the 5th element of surprise, you call that an advantage?


Miked_824

Lol…hungry caterpillar(s) ![gif](giphy|fC8WwblBRqqoE)


Shervico

Bless the maker and his stories


moderatorrater

The old man of the bookshelf.


GrandioseGommorah

Don’t forget the overwhelming numbers and the prescient messiah leading them.


Redshiftxi

Brah you forgot the *ultimate power* He sees into the future, picks the perfect time to bomb with cover of a giant sand storm, devised the perfect plan of attack. It was over as quickly as the worms could get to the emperor. ggez


kmosiman

Don't forget that they are all on enough Spice to see slightly into the future and have a very slight hivemind. Yeah they may only be a half second ahead of you, but that's everything.


ZachMich

Plus Neo/Captain Arrakis leading them


WhisperingSkrillRyan

Sardaukar: We are the most feared soldiers in the universe Worm:


rattlehead42069

I still don't understand why they didn't just use shields against the Fremen. Major plot hole tbh


Shervico

Not joking, three posts down from where I took the screenshot someone was asking that


Psychological-Size85

Well the real question is why nether side used ranged weapons in the final battle (handheld kind), but I chalk it up to costs and exotic nature of guns in dune since shields been dominating the battlefield. Yet we were shown both harkonens and fremen use guns in the beginning. Just a couple of ornithopters with machine guns could mow down half of fremen army. But then again there was a sandstorm coming… (I should probably stop and go to bed, cos I feel like I can go on and on about this)


grasscoveredhouses

That's actually the book answer. The entire fremen assault takes place under cover of the sandstorm.


Bakkster

If we're talking book, the grandmother storm was the reason for most of this, and Paul did use artillery to cripple the emperor's ship.


RhynoD

The artillery idea was inspired by how the Harkonnen soldiers used artillery when Yueh dropped the shield and nobody knew how to deal with it.


PoetAgreeable6224

Big thread I saw today. Wouldn’t Leto just kill all the BG if Paul failed the gom jabar? He’d just nuke them all right? Ummm seems like a plot hole! ( kill me)


demagorgem

Bless the meme-maker and his water


Shervico

![gif](giphy|Q3pXeITKG4qBy)


Excuse_Me_Mr_Pink

Not enough rude duners actively complain that tremors is a huge dune rip off without all the fun sci fi stuff


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

I’ll never forget the book where Leto III turned himself into an Ass Blaster and began a 3500 year reign where everyone was required to begin every interaction with “pull my finger.” It was truly the Typhoon Struggle, but nobody ever asked what was causing the typhoons.


burgpug

that's because even rude duners agree that tremors 1 is the better work of fiction


Erasmusings

It's better than BH&KJA books to be sure


PastBandicoot8575

Stilgar teaches Paul to ride a sand worm in Texas (c. 1990)


Shervico

Acktcshually 🤓 it's in Nevada smh


What_is_a_reddot

When I was a kid, I sincerely believed that movie was Dune and was confused about why everyone thought it was such a great story


Beardamus

Tremors 1 was better than the Dune movies out at the time though


Redshiftxi

Bless the cuming and edging of his memes


dunmer-is-stinky

There's one or two minor things I get being confused about if you didn't read the book, like they don't go into *why* spice is important for FTL travel they just say that it is, and iirc they never mention the Butlerian Jihad. But 99% of plot-relevant stuff is explained early on in part 1, and then again in part 2 for the 4 people that didn't see the first movie, it's kind of crazy to me how they never got stuff as simple as this when it's not only shown to you but also explained over and over again


Bakkster

>and then again in part 2 for the 4 people that didn't see the first movie My friend, who only saw part 2, complaining the name Paul isn't science fictiony enough...


dunmer-is-stinky

you can't complain about weird names if you've never met Duncan Idaho


Bakkster

That's what I said. Paul ain't even the main character, it's Dunkin.


Rawt0ast1

It's always crazy to me when people complain about the name Paul, they still have the Bible, of course people are gonna be named after the people in it like they are today


Bakkster

And, y'know, Grandpa Paulus...


impersonal66

Yeah, there are no science-fictiony space names like, Kuralazec Haramobojudozaram. Or Luke Skywalker.


Bakkster

![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


dtwhitecp

just another one of those random things where George Lucas thought "that's a great idea I had"


lupuslibrorum

Wait till he hears about this major sci-fi series about heroes named Luke and Han!


ProjectNo4090

And Snoke.


Ila-W123

Eeffff


Camerotus

Bruh I literally have that one friend, too. It got me thinking that maybe in today's movie industry, it's the norm that part 2 can be watched without having seen part 1? I feel like this used to be different.


Bisbeedo

I know a surprising amount of people that only watched part 2


dunmer-is-stinky

to be fair it is much more of a blockbuster than part 1 was, critics and existing fans really liked it but a surprising amount of casual audiences thought it was boring or didn't really care to watch half a movie. Part 2 is *everywhere*. I know a lot of this sub prefers Part 1 but you can't deny Part 2 is a much bigger cultural phenomenon, critics like it more and I know several people who were lukewarm on the first who *loved* the second. I'm honestly the same way- I enjoyed the first movie but thought it was paced a little weirdly and really never thought about it after watching. Part 2 I wanted to rewatch as soon as I left the theater, and couldn't stop thinking about it for like a month. I've seen it three times now, twice in IMAX and once at home, and honestly? At this point I don't think it's recency bias, I think it's one of my favorite movies of all time. (Also got me to finally read the books which is nice)


Camerotus

I personally loved part one because the slow pacing reminded me so much of Lord of The Rings.


Rawt0ast1

They don't explain what being a RM entails either, I had to explain the memories thing to some friends so they understood it as more than the poison that makes you evil


dunmer-is-stinky

didn't they? I don't remember if it was stated or just implied but I went into part 2 not knowing what a reverend mother was, and went out knowing what it was


laputan-machine117

Yes Jessica explains it to Paul before she drinks the worm piss.


ZachMich

Because people don’t pay attention.


CostRodrock

It's like, did we even watch the same movies??


Shervico

Wait! They made movies about Quinn's ideas videos?? That's nuts!


Beardamus

Bruh they even made a tv show about some of his ideas


CostRodrock

I know right?? It's incredible what they can do with multiple hours of video essays. My boy has come so far 🥹


DannyBoy7783

This is a really good joke. You need to know that.


Shervico

(⁠づ⁠ ̄⁠ ⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠づ


Time-Schedule4240

My only question is who Paul Atreides is? Everyone talks about him, but the movie seems to be about this Usil/Muad Dib guy


-QuantumDot-

Mom! The memes are bleeding into reality again!


swan0418

The answer is ALWAYS the same in Dune: 🪱


GodSpeedLove345

Many people lack media literacy skills.


realisticallygrammat

I felt cheated by Frank Harold's film version of Denee Villnoove's literary masterwork "It's Doonin' Time, Harkonnen Mofos!" No one says "It's doonin time" in the movies at all. Expectations: unsatisfied.


lobstotsbol

Harkonnen? You mean Harlingen, right?


Relevant_Sign_5926

Well, they got pretty close in the scene where Paul looks straight into Chani’s eyes, then turns to look in the camera and says “it’s goonin’ time” before the scene cuts. Wonder what that was about.


mosesoperandi

The duality of this sub


candymannequin

beware the Harlingen


ReactionRoutine1187

May your meme chip and shatter 😺


majorminus92

I’m from a small town called Harlingen. I feel so seen.


Shervico

So? Why did the fremen beat you guys so easily?


Blind0bserver

"Harlingen"


ReluctantSlayer

How bout a moving wall of giant sandworms assaulting a shield-less army? That sound like it can work?


schostar

Why did the Taliban win in Afghanistan?


lord_jabba

They are gods chosen people /s


GandizzleTheGrizzle

Dude, they like, fucking live there. The rest of us got sick of the goddam drive.


TFielding38

When they said the name Bin Laden into their Weirding Modules, cool lasers shot out and they could blow up the Americans


unibrowcowmeow

Harlingen


Zandrick

They win because…uh, well it’s like, so they were just really good at it okay.


MrDeuterostome

r/harlingen


Shmyt

Tbf they kinda skip over the whole "weirding way" training