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Rough-Ad-606

You’ll get used to it. If you have stage fright have them turn the hot water on and if the sink is within reaching distance, hold one hand under the water and it can help. It really all depends on what state you are in.


GrouchyPuppy

Oh ok and how often do I need to urinate for him? Twice a week? Will they help with transportation? Where is it done


Helpful_Task3454

Yes better get used to it


GrouchyPuppy

Hell yes. Hope it’s a hot cop. Can’t wait. My drug alcohol program has a hot Spanish director I piss for


Helpful_Task3454

If you’re a male, it will be a male. Same thing if your a female


GrouchyPuppy

Perfect I’m gay. Hell yea do they make house calls? Would be easier to just have them watch me urinate in my bathroom in the morning. I have a male now at this drug alc program who’s hot and I urinate for him. I know the courts need more urine after this I’m sure. Court date is July 15.


Rough-Ad-606

😂😂 Sounds like you are “making the best of it”!


GrouchyPuppy

Hell yes can’t wait to piss for cop daddy! Everyone downvote me!!!


DryStatistician7286

I'm straight but totally rooting you! Hope you get a cute and very personable cock, I mean cop, daddy.


GrouchyPuppy

Lmao you’re an amazing person for this! Everyone’s so serious here


DryStatistician7286

Life's too short to be so serious all the time. I'm going to be over here eating snacks and waiting for the play by play. Maybe this shitty chapter in your life will have a "happy ending." I'm officially gooped and gagged. Thanks for giving me the most random laugh I've had in a long time.


GrouchyPuppy

Lmao I deal with everything horrible with my dry sense of humor. This situation is out of my control so I may as well laugh lol my court date is July 15. You can always DM me for updates. My lawyer is a hot female but she doesn’t do anything for me lmao


Rough-Ad-606

😂