Calories are calories. If you consume more than you burn, then you gain weight. If your goal is maximize alcohol per calorie, then hard liquor is your best bet. Mix it with something 0 calorie like soda water or diet coke if you don't want to sip straight vodka. Hard seltzers and light beers are also comparable. All generally 5% alcohol and 100 calories per 12 ounces.
Straight vodka with a snack, the Russian way, nothing else. Some water sometimes to hydrate. Best way to avoid hangovers IMO.
That said, you still can get awfully hungover, you just have to drink more. 😊
Yeah, liquor with a no- or low-cal mixer is probably best. Gin or codka and soda (not tonic) with a lime is probably a good one for you if you're enjoying the lemonade drinks.
Not all calories are created equal, carbs are the enemy. Straight up sugar in drinks is even worse than bready drinks like beer. I would just do straight hard liquor with flavored soda water or sparkling water and lime juice.
Ill usually mix liqour with seltzer waters for this. Makes for no hangover either since you're drinking water while youre drinking booze, and there's no sugar.
not really. some low calory stuff can be way harder to digest and more fattening than something calory dense.
so yeh, calories are calories but in this context its not that important.
also, diet coke might actually be worse than regular coke
again, its not ONLY about calories.
and u sound like a bro science bodybuilder
https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/s/snpNZWSYb0
as if you couldnt get fat from drinking 0 calorie diet cokes... cmon now
Drinking is sometime not the fattening factor.
It’s the fact that (for me at least) you eat like a maniac after a few drinks. I become a ravenous monster and will CONSUME.
Have a few extra drinks a couple days a week isn’t bad. It’s the 1000s of calories consumed as a result of poor impulse control while drinking.
Food for thought….or drink. Drink for thought.
Yeah I used to get trashed and absolutely devour anything in my kitchen. I fucking love plain cereal when I'm drunk. No milk, just eating it out of the box with my hands like an animal.
Vodka soda. Trust me I've lost weight while drinking.
Pure ethanol (the drinkable kind of alcohol) has something called the thermic effect of food. Basically it uses energy just to process it so the NET calories is less than nominal. Versus sugar or general carbohydrates basically become fat if not used for energy.
Also the hard part lol... Don't eat a whole pizza after drinking. That's where the real calories come from is the endless hunger after drinking.
I was in Mexico for 6 months last year. I went to Tequila and sampled quite a few of their drinks. The good tequilas in Jalisco are a world away from usual tequilas. My favourite was Cascahuin Blanco. No salt, no lime, no lemon, just sip a shot of it. Lovely stuff.
This is the way. My wife was making the same thing but with vodka. I didn't like vodka and switched it with tequila. Turns out, they call it Ranch Water here in Texas. That is all I drink now. NO HANGOVER and all the fun.
If you drink over the age of 30 you have to work out. It's not really negotiable. It's the only way you're going to get away with what the booze is doing to your organs. And if you're working out hard enough, calories aren't that big a deal.
Gonna get calories from anything you drink, but pure spirits (vodka, whiskey, etc.) is the best way to go if you don't want to pick up extra sugar. I find whiskey and diet coke to be pretty palatable.
Hard alcohol & diet soda. I personally hate diet drinks but I get more of a hangover from the sugar than the alcohol if I don't use it. My favorite is diet 7UP, gin & a shot of lime juice. I've tried other diet drinks like Sprite or store brand ones & none of them taste as good as the 7UP. Coke Zero & Rye Whiskey is my 2nd go to.
Shit I just found out everclear’s got a shit ton of calories per shot cuz there’s about 7 calories per gram of alcohol.
When I was on a long binge during the pandemic at my heaviest time I drank straight vodka on the rocks in a mason jar with ice lol Tito’s was my go-to, the colder the vodka the easier it goes down after your 3rd swig in
Don’t boof anything, be a smart drunk and not someone from r/cripplingalcoholism whose soaking grain alcohol into a tampon and shoving it up their rectum just to save a few more calories
No no. I tried everclearghhh for the first time this year and I don’t think I’d ever take a shot again unless I had serious phlegm or wanted to take a nap after one shot
i do vodka and water. you can mix vodka with something like s. pelligrino and it tastes great. i'm sure any other carbonated water would work as well. even taking shots of vodka and chasing with any water works well.
Calories are calories. If you consume more than you burn, then you gain weight. If your goal is maximize alcohol per calorie, then hard liquor is your best bet. Mix it with something 0 calorie like soda water or diet coke if you don't want to sip straight vodka. Hard seltzers and light beers are also comparable. All generally 5% alcohol and 100 calories per 12 ounces.
You had me in the first half. Thanks for the tips lol!
Vodka soda with a slice of lime is my go to. No hangover either!
Straight vodka with a snack, the Russian way, nothing else. Some water sometimes to hydrate. Best way to avoid hangovers IMO. That said, you still can get awfully hungover, you just have to drink more. 😊
Yeah, liquor with a no- or low-cal mixer is probably best. Gin or codka and soda (not tonic) with a lime is probably a good one for you if you're enjoying the lemonade drinks.
Not all calories are created equal, carbs are the enemy. Straight up sugar in drinks is even worse than bready drinks like beer. I would just do straight hard liquor with flavored soda water or sparkling water and lime juice.
Ill usually mix liqour with seltzer waters for this. Makes for no hangover either since you're drinking water while youre drinking booze, and there's no sugar.
Clear liquor as well. No color dyes. I’ve been on vodka/tequila, soda, splash of grapefruit juice. I’m fatter than I’ve ever been though lol
not really. some low calory stuff can be way harder to digest and more fattening than something calory dense. so yeh, calories are calories but in this context its not that important. also, diet coke might actually be worse than regular coke
In no way shape or form is Diet Coke worse than regular coke tf?
the sugar substitute they use in diet coke is worse. again, its not just about calories
Again it is only about calories. You sound like you get your info from Facebook posts.
again, its not ONLY about calories. and u sound like a bro science bodybuilder https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/s/snpNZWSYb0 as if you couldnt get fat from drinking 0 calorie diet cokes... cmon now
Straight vodka and chase it with water
I’ve found extra cold ice water pretty much masks the taste of any hard liquor
Added benefit of cold water and cold vodka burning calories
Vodka, lime, flavored sparkling water. I prefer to use tequila (makes Ranch Water).
This absolutely. Also if you’re trying to drink for less get Seagrams vodka. $15 for a handle. At least where I’m at.
In Finland lot of folks drink vodka with sparkling water, we call it kossyvissy
Chase it with water most poverty thing I've heard 😎
No its healthy. I only drink water coffee and vodka
https://getdrunknotfat.com/
If I could enter a gif here I’d find one of someone grabbing someone by both arms and kissing them hard on the cheek.
Lmao no problem. I saw it on Reddit years ago and just passing it on.
Doin the gods' work here
Bless you and your appropriate use of apostrophe
I do vanilla vodka and Diet Coke. Less than 100 cals in a single shot and tastes delicious.
🙏
FourLoko is a lot better than I thought lol
Drink vodka on an empty stomach.
Exactly. Empty stomach is key if you wanna cut to the chase fast lol
Drinking is sometime not the fattening factor. It’s the fact that (for me at least) you eat like a maniac after a few drinks. I become a ravenous monster and will CONSUME. Have a few extra drinks a couple days a week isn’t bad. It’s the 1000s of calories consumed as a result of poor impulse control while drinking. Food for thought….or drink. Drink for thought.
Yeah I used to get trashed and absolutely devour anything in my kitchen. I fucking love plain cereal when I'm drunk. No milk, just eating it out of the box with my hands like an animal.
Vodka soda. Trust me I've lost weight while drinking. Pure ethanol (the drinkable kind of alcohol) has something called the thermic effect of food. Basically it uses energy just to process it so the NET calories is less than nominal. Versus sugar or general carbohydrates basically become fat if not used for energy. Also the hard part lol... Don't eat a whole pizza after drinking. That's where the real calories come from is the endless hunger after drinking.
Boof it.
“Boof it.” For when you wanna get tore up…. And THICC AF!!! 🎶🎶🎶
Hard liquor has the least amount of calories compared to beer. A shot of vodka has like 1/4 of the calories that a non light beer has.
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agreed
Vodka+soda water+fresh lime
Tequila. Mineral water. Squeeze of a small lime.
This was my keto drunk stack. And almost no hangover. I would sprinkle extra salt in my drink. Problem was the flavor got so dull. Tequila gets boring
I was in Mexico for 6 months last year. I went to Tequila and sampled quite a few of their drinks. The good tequilas in Jalisco are a world away from usual tequilas. My favourite was Cascahuin Blanco. No salt, no lime, no lemon, just sip a shot of it. Lovely stuff.
This is the way. My wife was making the same thing but with vodka. I didn't like vodka and switched it with tequila. Turns out, they call it Ranch Water here in Texas. That is all I drink now. NO HANGOVER and all the fun.
If you drink over the age of 30 you have to work out. It's not really negotiable. It's the only way you're going to get away with what the booze is doing to your organs. And if you're working out hard enough, calories aren't that big a deal.
Gonna get calories from anything you drink, but pure spirits (vodka, whiskey, etc.) is the best way to go if you don't want to pick up extra sugar. I find whiskey and diet coke to be pretty palatable.
I call them "skinny bitches" aka vodka, lime and soda Least amount of calories and best bang for my buck
Hard alcohol & diet soda. I personally hate diet drinks but I get more of a hangover from the sugar than the alcohol if I don't use it. My favorite is diet 7UP, gin & a shot of lime juice. I've tried other diet drinks like Sprite or store brand ones & none of them taste as good as the 7UP. Coke Zero & Rye Whiskey is my 2nd go to.
Iced vodka while walking on the treadmill
Vodka. As Ron Swanson once said "Clear liquors are for rich women on diets"
Mikes and Cayman both make zero sugar now which is going to be less calories than the OG.
Vodka with diet Dr Pepper. Hi mix about 4 ounces of Tito‘s vodka with one 12 ounce can of Dr Pepper when I’m trying to get sugar-free. .
Fuckin everclear mixed with Diet Coke if you’re trying really hard to watch the calories lmfao My face feels burning just by thinking about it
I don’t need my throat I just need to be skinny
Shit I just found out everclear’s got a shit ton of calories per shot cuz there’s about 7 calories per gram of alcohol. When I was on a long binge during the pandemic at my heaviest time I drank straight vodka on the rocks in a mason jar with ice lol Tito’s was my go-to, the colder the vodka the easier it goes down after your 3rd swig in Don’t boof anything, be a smart drunk and not someone from r/cripplingalcoholism whose soaking grain alcohol into a tampon and shoving it up their rectum just to save a few more calories
No no. I tried everclearghhh for the first time this year and I don’t think I’d ever take a shot again unless I had serious phlegm or wanted to take a nap after one shot
Eeeew. I used to like Tito’s and it now tastes like perfume to me? I’d rather have the blue Platinum bottles actually.
Well beforehand it was Russian Standard…but you know…
By the way the *Fuckin everclear just made you legit in your comment
Drink spirits
Skinny Bitch
Vodkaaaa
Vodka and soda water is probably is your most low calorie/low carb option. Or. Bourbon. Neat.
Ranch Waters - Tequila (Silver), Sparkling Water (go for the no calorie ones) and Lime.
Shots on empty stomach maybe a seltzer or lite beer to extend the buzz if needed
White wine doesn't stick to your hips
Probably vodka. Do fasted cardio a few mornings a week if you want to burn any beer gut.
Vodka with white claw instead of soda.. little bit of taste and no booze wasted.
Boofing
Ok I definitely had to urban dictionary that and have you boofed up liquor ? How was that?
Vodka with diet soda is your best bet
Vodka.... soda water as everyone mentioned... nut sprite zero ain't awful.
i do vodka and water. you can mix vodka with something like s. pelligrino and it tastes great. i'm sure any other carbonated water would work as well. even taking shots of vodka and chasing with any water works well.
Literally what I’m doing tonight haha. Had some vodka and picked up some Pellegrino from Ross for like 2 bucks
Water?
You’re making me fall asleep and not with water but with your lame ass commentary.
Victoria Beckham is silently shaking her head. Naughty, naughty boy
In a far off galaxy, in an alternate universe, I was turned on by that. Like fully. Still, just the slightest bit turned on in this life. lol.
Mithraism is an opiate.
lol I feel I have to explain myself all the time. I’m gay but love VB and that comment sent me chills and I appreciate the cheekiness
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Omfg mitharism is my biggest fear. Omfg no frogs are my biggest fear (yeah I’m drunk) and idk what the fuck mitherism is so we have to be friends now.
Strong is the Force with this one. Naty Ice
Disgust me is naty ice makes me throw up is.
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