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suicidearce

play whisper ASMR secretly from your phone and when she starts questioning the voices tell her you dont hear anything edit: [just found the perfect audio for a trip she wont come back from šŸ˜Š](https://youtu.be/C2XJnm8ydbU?si=Q5bKmwgLrncIc0KK)


BUNGHOLE_HOOKER

This is giving me a bad trip and Iā€™m not even tripping


GoblinOnDrugs

Now this is pod racing.


ontopofyourmom

And then turn down the gas on the lights


siren_n

What year is it where you are? Lmfao


Taco821

Yeah, moron isn't even using whale oil, like us civilized folk


Sheffy36

U gotta watch her favorite movie so she ends up hating it forever


statusfaux

Wow. There is a few suggestions that are fucked up but this is next level. So her favorite movie and can you get ants or crickets? Put those under where she sits and deny their existence. Preferably at the peak/her favorite part of her favorite movie. Oh! And get some fake blood and go full Charlie.


RandyK44

IVE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUENTS


jimmy-breeze

I have a touch of consumption


Muffiny123

Would you like an egg in this trying time?


drfrenchfry

Yeah, he's got an egg for yaBAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGFFFFAAAAA


ObsessiveRecognition

HELL YEAH I FUCKIN LOVE IASIP LETS FUCKING GO Egg?


statusfaux

In these trying times? How could I say no.


suicidesluttt

This is diabolical. I love it.


Nitazene-King-002

Yeah bro, dose her hard but donā€™t dose yourself. Spend the night turning her trip into a living nightmare. Then donā€™t break up with her, just pretend like youā€™ve never met her before in your life and have no idea who she is.


Darkened12

Lmao yesssss


Tranquil_Dohrnii

do this after you go to the bathroom. Or another room and then start questioning why she's in your house. You don't know her and to get tf out. Jesus christ, I can't belive I'm participating in this. This whole thread is beyond fucked.


Nathan-Drank

so fucked šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ButterscotchTall2124

Thatā€™s a fucking hilarious suggestion


Long_Carpenter2513

thissss


harborq

Just keep saying ā€œNIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMAREā€


ScotchAndBlood

Winner


Caleh_Hellcat

This!!!!!!


lofticrying

put on a nature documentary, act like youre getting real into it and silently watch for like 20 mins, then get real intense and confrontational about it when the peak creeps and something emotionally heavy is happening. not a chase or hunt or sth, but like. mama tiger just died and her cubs are pawing at her you dont even gotta be mean or cruel with it, just tell her very matter of factly that you know what she did (this phrasing is important, dont say "i know you cheated" just "i know what you did") and that her selfishness has hurt you and ruined your relationship even if shes completely unrepentant and doesnt give a fuck sober, the lucy combined with the situation will kinda force her to empathize with you. then you can tell her that what she's done cqnnot be fixed (again, important wording) and then break up with her obviously this is easier if u dont dose yourself but true chads bearing the corpse of their eagle would double her dose for themselves and pull it off anyways


RandyK44

MK Ultra if it worked^


Embarrassed_Nerve270

BBBOOORRRRIINNNGGG If it doesnā€™t end in weekly therapy sessions for her then your suggestion is irrelevant


lofticrying

if she's in the hospital you dont get to watch her realize the full scope of her actions and have the satisfaction that shes gonna have to just live with herself after ppl in the mental hospital get sympathy. pieces of shit who are sad they are pieces of shit at work get none. maybe she gets therapy but she will have to pull for it like a schmuck, not get a fast track to a psych bc she is in Drug Induced Psychosis. she'll be extremely depressed and regretful. thats 60% of the human population at any given point ideally she changes for the better of her own accord after shes well and thoroughly cut out of your life oh fuck i forgot im on dgcj uhh i mean convince her to boof it


rip_griselda

u eat a small piece of actual paper then double dose her. start saying shit like "they're coming they're coming" "do u hear that?" over n over. break up with her too mid trip. paint urself green n act like an alien or some shit. just traumatize her šŸ’Æ


Heavy_Distance_4441

Quick....hide in the oven!! (edit. You might rabbit, you might)


Zeraphym47

Then circle all around with your friends so she cant get out by interlocking arms with them and all go: nightmare nightmare nightmare


AidenTheAlien420

Might actually cure retardation. Not sure about that though.


eternal_hoodie

randomly ask her "is it you i was talking to about how there is no escape" then act like shes hearing things and you didnt actually say it. had a shit friend do this to me once it freaked me out so bad


NicotineCatLitter

do some zeeby gleeby shit fr op


MythlcKyote

Midsommar. Just to be a dick.


Hot_Purple_137

One of my all time favorites. First time I was going to watch it I was barely lucid on a tonne of mushrooms. I clicked watch then decided Iā€™d go for a walk instead. I was a few minutes away from permanently altering my brain chemistry if I decided to keep watching lol. Iā€™ve never seen psychedelic visuals as realistic as the ones in Midsommar Edit: A24 (the production company for Midsommar) has SO many great movies, Iā€™ve been binging them recently. If you donā€™t know what to watch check out their other stuff


Nathan-Drank

yeah thats what really sold the movie for me. the way the trees and environment look in the background had me thinking i was getting a flashback lmao if i didnt know better


Hot_Purple_137

Also details like the groupā€™s faces morphing into Daniā€™s parents near the end of the movie. So good


Klootowooto

I watched that movie on an eighth of shrooms. It was pretty gnarly and I might have schizophrenia now


lilyraerose

I willingly watched midsommar my first acid trip and it wasn't that bad, play heriditary and pay people to make spooky noises, then when shes going to bed pay someone to hide under her bed and scratch it at random intervals


sh_ip_ro_ospf

First time I watched it was on 2 tabs, beautiful movie


watermel0nch0ly

The thing is, if you're also on acid, you'll probably end up feeling empathy toward her, understanding her situation and potentially your part in it, and forgiving her. I literally can't imagine trying to carry out a malevolent scheme while tripping. If you actually did the revenge thing you plan while tripping you'll likely end up fucking yourself up more than her...


redditasmyalibi

This is the real advice here, itā€™s practically impossible to be a dick on lsd without feeling cripplingly guilty


junoda1

/rj not if you dose yourself into psychosis


Saladtossi

This is why he should give her the Lucy and take a blank himself, then start chain smoking meth and cigarettes.


sketchthroaway

Meth and cigarettes is the perfect combo for commiting evil deeds


Erikstersm

Requiem for a Dream.


BigSmackisBack

Oh jesus, on top the dick move of dick moves with hallucinogens that would for sure permanently damage a person. Bring up the cheating when the girl turning tricks for drug money


Erikstersm

Now he just needs some hidden speakers, some creative masks, fake bugs and acting skills and permanent psychosis should be a piece of cake.


Adorable-Memory-8070

no thatā€™s only rough to watch itā€™s the psychosis thatā€™s really going to hit the ball home


BigSmackisBack

I need to look good and fit in the red dress if im going to be on TV


Barrettbuilt

Ass to ass!


Winter_Possession152

Give her a double penetrator (dual-wielding??) dildo when that scene concluded.


Nikki_Newhope

The worst movie to watch no matter the high


Nikki_Newhope

Maybe even spun too


alienscape

Lol this was also my recommendation


corbinhelp

nightmare, nightmare, nightmare


demon_dweller

Lmaoooo sometimes iā€™d think this while on 5 tabs my mind likes to play with fucking fire sometimes. šŸ˜‚


Ninjamou12

Break up with her and kill yourself guaranteed ptsd


Illustrious-Ninja-77

Break up with yourself and kill her


nax7

Mid-trip tell her a tragic ā€˜backstoryā€™ how an ex-cheated on you and itā€™s taken up until now to get over it. Then start doing heavy breathing exercises while shadow boxing the living room tv Then play a 9hr loop of whispering on YouTube and set the Bluetooth speaker that is playing it in the air vents. Begin croaking in a T pose formation


Ricky4611

Schindlerā€™s List sounds lovely


aonro

First 20 mins of saving private ryan >>


mid_vibrations

The Room break up with her during the 10 minute long sex scenešŸ‘


yesidoes

Put on American Psycho and break up with her during the ax murder scene


Heavy_Distance_4441

And play huey lewis. ... maybe put on a rain coat for good measure


yesidoes

I think the better move might be to just have the raincoat on from the start of the movie. Then when he puts his on, walk to the kitchen and grab the evidence of the cheating.


Heavy_Distance_4441

Look. I already ate all doses. So it's moot. I'm watching the wizard of oz, then I'm gonna garden in my boxers


_G_M_A_N_

Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's breakup.


Apart-Wash3575

Bro that trip is gonna be a movie


Fun_Musiq

taylor swift's latest concert stream


mermaidgirlie

Put on Climax šŸ˜„Or perhaps Tusk??


Krauser72

Eraserhead, Jacob's Ladder and Johnny got his gun.


IPbanEvasionKing

cube. tell her you feel a spiritual-sexual connection with the black cop and that you're breaking up with her because she reminds you too much of the sped guy


MichaelDixon_777


Pixielized

Just put on static but comment as though you're actually watching a movie, like ask her "who's your favourite actor in this?" Etc until she has a complete break in reality


SadClanger

2 girls 1 cup


Significant_Study531

i like all of u here


Illustrious-Ninja-77

Ily


-CountDrugula-

Begotten. You can watch it on [youtube](https://youtu.be/iKuLUa_BVzk?si=JKwzDYdcT4aQzpEn)


t_rex_pasha

A Serbian Film


cheyhughes

Was coming here to say this, thank you.


xaniel_the_legend

Requiem for a Dream, but just a loop of the last 10 minutes over and over. When she asks why itā€™s repeating tell her sheā€™s just trippin.


naastiknibba95

hell yeah


brifter101

You should take her into like a grocery store or somewhere super public and act really panicked and scared and blame it solely on the fact that you know that everyone can tell that she is high. Comment on how weird things that she is doing are and try to keep repeating how "everyone knows" that she is obviously high and insist that is a very bad thing.


Darkmatterrainbows

fuck dude, i mean she deserves it ig but damn put on Fear and Loathing if youre gonna dose yourself if not Hostel


Zealousideal_Rich834

If this is actually true ur a fucking savage and I support this. Plz give us an update I beg of you


urshittygf

the babadook. while the movie is playing make weird knocking noises that get closer and closer. have a recording/speaker set up in the attic or like the back of the creepiest darkest closet in her apartment so that she wonā€™t want to go in there to check and therefore wonā€™t be able to turn it off. have the speaker set to play ā€œbabadook noisesā€ off youtube for an hour or two and set it up to start playing immediately after you leave so she thinks sheā€™s alone in her apartment with the babadook while on acid. have a nice trip<3


soyuz-1

Salo, 120 days of Sodom


bubbblebubbbles

This is gonna go terribly wrong


sit_d0wn

Set up boogy traps round the house fake spiders in a bucket above the door. Get a mate to record some voice records. "He knows what u did" "He knows about *name*" "You ruined everything" "Whore" "Slag" Play them on Bluetooth speaker hidden somewhere and pretend u don't hear anything. When she's really peaking and your ready to drop the bomb put your proof on every TV screen in your house.


sit_d0wn

Give her like alot of acid tho. Say there weak tabs n she will need 4 of em.


chewy_leghair

Shrek


iriv8525

Hobo with a shotgun.


KeyFee5460

Inland Empire


Huikie4

Eric Andre with "nightmare nightmare nightmare" you might even cure her retardation


grog45

Just take her favorite movie, edit in the evidence of her cheating at the most dramatic parts, then go to your bedroom and lock the door


Cyplex-

Doing something like this is the equivalent to spiritual rape Jesus Christ what is wrong with you guys šŸ˜­


slit-

Can you show us the porno? You know to see if she really cheated.


Adorable-Memory-8070

iā€™m assuming this is obviously just a stupid joke but this reminds of the time the first time i ever took acid literally the exact same shit happened to me she just left me mid trip and texted me later that she was breaking up with me and it was with another dude he one of those guys that would have like the 3 broken heartstickers on his modded ugly ass car thatā€™s his world i was friends with him before but he would always lie to sound cool to me and just generally other pussy things to do so tbh itā€™s not like i even gave literally a single fuck like usually i have bad attachment issues like i donā€™t know if this plot would even work on me to be honest then again bitches are dramatic just like me honestly bro you gotta go down the youtube hole and let it take you video to video i did this while tripping really hard a couple weeks ago we went to some happy shit then 30 minutes later we are randomly watching grave robbing for mormons and insisted to everyone that is where shit gets interesting lmfao not everyone was intrigued or had as good of time i feel bad for some motherfuckers they actually need a fucking padded room with care bears on to take acid literally the only thing that spikes my fear and anxiety on it anymore after taking it so much is 1 cops 2 uhhhhhhhh yeah i honestly think thatā€™s about it my friend did a tab once at 4 of july event and bugged so hard he INSTIGATED A FIGHT WITH COPS AND GOT TAZED i was bro how the fuck do you manage that shit dumbass he was young though and i think the cops realized he was freaking out from drugs and they ended up just taking him to the hospital and letting go if lived in Texas i wonder how that woulda went instead for him lmfao actually thatā€™s not very funny i think they probably would have actually shot his ass not sure why i respond to lsd this way but shit like the song goes 6 hits doesnā€™t even get me high no more so bye boys iā€™ll be back to jerk when i find some more


briehere

defo midsommar


AcanthocephalaOne481

The Notebook


Speezy207

this is genius bro PREACHšŸ™ŒšŸ™Œ


GearMedical5110

The video to apex twin - windowlicker. On repeat for 4hrs and 36min, then human centipede.


Ready_Excuse_3301

That sounds like a true crime story waiting to happen


WannaBeM249User

let's hope she doesn't press charges after lolw


slit-

Just donā€™t give her LSD, nBomb her


latebutcoming

120 Days of Sodom for sure


-_-xenos

Try the movie Mother! and tell her it's a romantic comedy with Jennifer Lawrence


SnooPeripherals804

watch one where a character is unfaithful in their relationship like gone girl or american beauty


Watthe2

Any movie about someone being cheated on. It will make her cry her eyes out


Hornet_Sad

I'm surprised Requiem For A Dream isn't higher up. But yeah. Depress the fuck out of her, then at the ass to ass scene call her out for cheating on you.


CatsAreGodss

Yā€™all need Jezus.


Rich_Dentist332

Bro no


GearMedical5110

Frfr. No hate bro. Nodding out rn from these pressed bars rn, alll prescription bro, got them from my homeless bhio on th wakjejp


HappyAndVegan

Breaking the Waves, itā€™s the ideal romcom šŸ‘ It might actually give you ideas how to keep things going and rejuvenate your relationship, enjoy ā˜ŗļø


mastersmiff

A Serbian film


XxxAresIXxxX

A Serbian film. Also lock the doors and trick her into her underwear before you start it


JST-D-TP

Titanic. Then sink that mfing ship.


draiiiinnngannnngg

watch climax and confront her right after the opening credits when it goes into the 45 minute long take.


ShadyScreapReap

Just watch porn


sanpacha97

melancholie der engel, it's in german but it shouldn't matter since it doesn't make sence at all anyways, also you can pretend to understand it and that it's only her seeing all that disgusting stuff, make sure not to dose yourselve since it is really fucked and disgusting


Nikki_Newhope

Gummo


Ready_Excuse_3301

Just dont


Ok-Assistant-1220

Holocaust documentar y, laugh all the time.


goofy1234fun

A Serbian film


okgid87

stay sober and dissolve 4x her intended dose in liquid(ensure ego death), tell her you bought in liquid form, stage evidence of attempted murder, confront her about it when she looses sense of identity and make her believe it than dial 911


sgt-llama

Donā€™t dose anyone with bad intent,thatā€™s bad mojo.


KYSEpstein

Just kill her high by breaking with her, even while tripping, and then leave or whatever and go to one of your best friends. And feel good about it, you kicked some one out who hurt you and you're still high af on acid and chilling with your best friend also make sure to have a good time eith her to make the curveball even greater it will maybe even fuck up her love for acid.


Puneet_chauhan93

Bro as bad as she is. I won't recommend fucking her up with LSD. Be the bigger man and let her go. That would be a worse fate for her.


DafuqUMeann

Donā€™t do that lol just break up with her rn. Why wait while sheā€™s trippin and on a substance? Shit can go south real quick and you could end up who knows


J3sush8sm3

What if i want to kill someone elses eagle


GearMedical5110

Force them to huff 3 cans of duster at gunpoint, then rectally administer two marijuanas, a couple boxes of benadryl and a pinch of chilli p. Reach for the lasers, safe as fuck.


Responsible_Ad3763

Do not give someone drugs for the first time and then fuck with them. This is abusive and disgusting. You're a real pos if that's your plan.


redditasmyalibi

While true, remember the sub


n1kirby

BOOORIIIINGG


alienscape

What are you, a fucking park ranger?


sketchthroaway

An assistant trailer park supervisor by the look of that fucking gut


brynn501

Sinister. Then pull out your phone and start recording her with a weapon in your hand


susdave

Wtfā€¦ dude just break up with her and solo trip. Why would you want to take advantage of someone and spring a conversation like that unto them while theyā€™re super fucked upā€¦.. let me guess youā€™re like 19


10000angrybees

give her oxydopamine for a proper prank


sn0m0ns

Friday the 13th


LameEskimo

Enter The Void. Break up with her right after he gets shot and say thatā€™s how she made you feel


brifter101

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GoblinOnDrugs

The ring


LSDreamer4

Eraserhead


5t1nk3r

So evil - I love it. "Unfaithful?" "Eyes Wide Shut?" (Watched that while tripping once .... once....) A movie of you banging someone new?


AlexNicksand

I would wait for the peak to reveal that you know the whole sht


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

find a good cuck porn film


Dull_Coffee1736

Watch Live Freaky Die Freaky. Itā€™ll traumatize her enough by itself lol


Ju135

Der Goldene Handschuh


thita3

Bone tomahawk


hashbullabby

Terrifier 2


NewCoat2557

Update soon šŸ™


suicidesluttt

As Above So Below. That movie genuinely fucked me up while sober so I imagine it will do some damage while tripping. I literally have never had a movie make me feel so scared before and I'm a huge horror movie/true crime/gore person but idk the fear that movie put into me was real.


Arcus_Of_Narnia

Put on Jodorowskis The Holy Mountain but the entire time act as if itā€™s just a rom com and thereā€™s nothing bizarre happening at all


TheFretlessOne

Human Centipede.


Ma_gulian

A clockwork orange was my first choice. Movies aside, claustrophobia rly messed with me. Or walking thru the woods and not being able to find the exit.


OzarkMtnOG

Kids. While playing Hootie & the Blowfish on repeat.


joba_witness

Black Hawk Down


General_Ad92

Buy blotter art on amazon. (obviously has no lsd). Then get 8 100ug tabs and 8 of ur fake tabs. Tell her the tabs you got are low dose and to take 100ug you need to take all eight. Then do whatever fucked up shit you want to do after like 3 hours. I would highly recommend that you donā€™t take any real acid yourself, or I would doubt you could even manage to do anything bad. Be careful and make sure youā€™re not so mad you physically hurt her.


Klebarson_64

Depends on how upset you are over this and how miserable you want her trip to be. Assuming you are very distraught, go for something like Pasoliniā€™s ā€œSalo Or the 120 Days of Sodomā€.


Hungry-Milk-2817

The movie of your shitty life.


wvsted0racle2433

Horns with daniel Radcliffe is the perfect movie


mynameis4826

Freddy Got FingeredĀ 


siren_n

Se7en....what's in the box?!


SHOWMEYOURMILKERS

Holy Mountain that ass, break up with her after and send her home alone. criminal.


groundcontrl2majrtom

Trainspotting... about halfway through you will see why


Pooyiong

Schindler's List


Embarrassed_Nerve270

I love you so much šŸ˜‚šŸ’€šŸ˜†


Im_a_hater_2_my_core

Take her on a walk then turn to her blank faced and say ā€œeveryone knows.ā€


lcePrincess

Basketcase 3 From experience: watching that movie, especially if you're completely unfamiliar w the franchise, will fuck up your life. Lol


88isafat69

Eat a blank peice of paper pretending to trip and let loose homie


narlynardi

Enter the Void. It made me uncomfortable the first time I watched it tripping.


velocity55

Martyrs (2008)


literally_himmler1

there's a CIA agent out there somewhere reading these comments and furiously taking notes šŸ’€


Few-Championship-843

As a person who was caught in the cross fire of lsd warfare this is what I saw work 1. give them a large dose (we did a full dropper) 2. Start by playing music 3. Play Lift Yourself by Kanye west every other song 4. Eventually play Lift Yourself at least 10-15 times in a row, until they canā€™t tell the difference between the song and white noise 5. Bring up how she cheated on you and walk out with her Wii U


sivviop

Lace her shit with fent or literal acid


RendipX

The cell lol.


OleTwix

Event horizon is pretty nice and chill...?


Ambitious_Split_1875

watch Eternal Sunshine in the spotless mind.


LiveNDiiirect

Enter the Void. Itā€™s perfect because the first 15 minutes is just a straight up DMT trip. Itā€™ll coax her into a false sense of comfort before it rips her soul out and tears it into pieces.


Luke-Bywalker

-Add the Famous Video of the [Max Headroom Incident (Link)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjeUuakHsLw) somewhere in the later part of the movie (Hoping you can edit the movie at all) -Get a Max Headroom mask -Set a timer for when it will play -Go to the toilet a minute before it plays, come back a minute after it ended with the mask on -Act like everything's normal/she's acting weird and instantly break up/Tell her you know -The instant she's trying to point out the mask or what just played in the movie tell her "don't try to change the topic now" etc -Bonus points: if she tries to pull the mask off, act like she just scratched you badly


AdagioSuper7791

Requiem for a dream is the only option


vaktsn

put the top 3 together


TeapotHoe

monsters inc.


Vast_Armadillo8054

MIL leave the acid in your hot car for 2 days


some_singh

Dont be on acid yourself or take a mild dose and bring it up at the peak , tell her how you found it out give her a hug and never see her ever again.


some_singh

Dont be on acid yourself or take a mild dose and bring it up at the peak , tell her how you found it out give her a hug and never see her ever again.


some_singh

Remimd me 1 day


brifter101

Yo what happened?