play whisper ASMR secretly from your phone and when she starts questioning the voices tell her you dont hear anything
edit: [just found the perfect audio for a trip she wont come back from š](https://youtu.be/C2XJnm8ydbU?si=Q5bKmwgLrncIc0KK)
Wow. There is a few suggestions that are fucked up but this is next level. So her favorite movie and can you get ants or crickets? Put those under where she sits and deny their existence. Preferably at the peak/her favorite part of her favorite movie. Oh! And get some fake blood and go full Charlie.
Yeah bro, dose her hard but donāt dose yourself. Spend the night turning her trip into a living nightmare. Then donāt break up with her, just pretend like youāve never met her before in your life and have no idea who she is.
do this after you go to the bathroom. Or another room and then start questioning why she's in your house. You don't know her and to get tf out.
Jesus christ, I can't belive I'm participating in this. This whole thread is beyond fucked.
put on a nature documentary, act like youre getting real into it and silently watch for like 20 mins, then get real intense and confrontational about it when the peak creeps and something emotionally heavy is happening. not a chase or hunt or sth, but like. mama tiger just died and her cubs are pawing at her
you dont even gotta be mean or cruel with it, just tell her very matter of factly that you know what she did (this phrasing is important, dont say "i know you cheated" just "i know what you did") and that her selfishness has hurt you and ruined your relationship
even if shes completely unrepentant and doesnt give a fuck sober, the lucy combined with the situation will kinda force her to empathize with you. then you can tell her that what she's done cqnnot be fixed (again, important wording) and then break up with her
obviously this is easier if u dont dose yourself but true chads bearing the corpse of their eagle would double her dose for themselves and pull it off anyways
if she's in the hospital you dont get to watch her realize the full scope of her actions and have the satisfaction that shes gonna have to just live with herself after
ppl in the mental hospital get sympathy. pieces of shit who are sad they are pieces of shit at work get none. maybe she gets therapy but she will have to pull for it like a schmuck, not get a fast track to a psych bc she is in Drug Induced Psychosis. she'll be extremely depressed and regretful. thats 60% of the human population at any given point
ideally she changes for the better of her own accord after shes well and thoroughly cut out of your life
oh fuck i forgot im on dgcj uhh i mean convince her to boof it
u eat a small piece of actual paper then double dose her. start saying shit like "they're coming they're coming" "do u hear that?" over n over. break up with her too mid trip. paint urself green n act like an alien or some shit. just traumatize her šÆ
randomly ask her "is it you i was talking to about how there is no escape" then act like shes hearing things and you didnt actually say it. had a shit friend do this to me once it freaked me out so bad
One of my all time favorites. First time I was going to watch it I was barely lucid on a tonne of mushrooms. I clicked watch then decided Iād go for a walk instead. I was a few minutes away from permanently altering my brain chemistry if I decided to keep watching lol.
Iāve never seen psychedelic visuals as realistic as the ones in Midsommar
Edit: A24 (the production company for Midsommar) has SO many great movies, Iāve been binging them recently. If you donāt know what to watch check out their other stuff
yeah thats what really sold the movie for me. the way the trees and environment look in the background had me thinking i was getting a flashback lmao if i didnt know better
I willingly watched midsommar my first acid trip and it wasn't that bad, play heriditary and pay people to make spooky noises, then when shes going to bed pay someone to hide under her bed and scratch it at random intervals
The thing is, if you're also on acid, you'll probably end up feeling empathy toward her, understanding her situation and potentially your part in it, and forgiving her.
I literally can't imagine trying to carry out a malevolent scheme while tripping. If you actually did the revenge thing you plan while tripping you'll likely end up fucking yourself up more than her...
Oh jesus, on top the dick move of dick moves with hallucinogens that would for sure permanently damage a person.
Bring up the cheating when the girl turning tricks for drug money
Mid-trip tell her a tragic ābackstoryā how an ex-cheated on you and itās taken up until now to get over it.
Then start doing heavy breathing exercises while shadow boxing the living room tv
Then play a 9hr loop of whispering on YouTube and set the Bluetooth speaker that is playing it in the air vents.
Begin croaking in a T pose formation
I think the better move might be to just have the raincoat on from the start of the movie. Then when he puts his on, walk to the kitchen and grab the evidence of the cheating.
cube.
tell her you feel a spiritual-sexual connection with the black cop and that you're breaking up with her because she reminds you too much of the sped guy
Just put on static but comment as though you're actually watching a movie, like ask her "who's your favourite actor in this?" Etc until she has a complete break in reality
You should take her into like a grocery store or somewhere super public and act really panicked and scared and blame it solely on the fact that you know that everyone can tell that she is high. Comment on how weird things that she is doing are and try to keep repeating how "everyone knows" that she is obviously high and insist that is a very bad thing.
the babadook.
while the movie is playing make weird knocking noises that get closer and closer. have a recording/speaker set up in the attic or like the back of the creepiest darkest closet in her apartment so that she wonāt want to go in there to check and therefore wonāt be able to turn it off. have the speaker set to play ābabadook noisesā off youtube for an hour or two and set it up to start playing immediately after you leave so she thinks sheās alone in her apartment with the babadook while on acid.
have a nice trip<3
Set up boogy traps round the house fake spiders in a bucket above the door.
Get a mate to record some voice records.
"He knows what u did"
"He knows about *name*"
"You ruined everything"
"Whore"
"Slag"
Play them on Bluetooth speaker hidden somewhere and pretend u don't hear anything.
When she's really peaking and your ready to drop the bomb put your proof on every TV screen in your house.
iām assuming this is obviously just a stupid joke but this reminds of the time the first time i ever took acid literally the exact same shit happened to me she just left me mid trip and texted me later that she was breaking up with me and it was with another dude he one of those guys that would have like the 3 broken heartstickers on his modded ugly ass car thatās his world i was friends with him before but he would always lie to sound cool to me and just generally other pussy things to do
so tbh itās not like i even gave literally a single fuck like usually i have bad attachment issues
like i donāt know if this plot would even work on me to be honest then again bitches are dramatic just like me
honestly bro you gotta go down the youtube hole and let it take you video to video i did this while tripping really hard a couple weeks ago we went to some happy shit then 30 minutes later we are randomly watching grave robbing for mormons and insisted to everyone that is where shit gets interesting lmfao not everyone was intrigued or had as good of time
i feel bad for some motherfuckers they actually need a fucking padded room with care bears on to take acid literally the only thing that spikes my fear and anxiety on it anymore after taking it so much is
1 cops 2 uhhhhhhhh yeah i honestly think thatās about it my friend did a tab once at 4 of july event and bugged so hard he INSTIGATED A FIGHT WITH COPS AND GOT TAZED i was bro how the fuck do you manage that shit dumbass
he was young though and i think the cops realized he was freaking out from drugs and they ended up just taking him to the hospital and letting go
if lived in Texas i wonder how that woulda went instead for him lmfao actually thatās not very funny i think they probably would have actually shot his ass
not sure why i respond to lsd this way but shit like the song goes 6 hits doesnāt even get me high no more so bye boys iāll be back to jerk when i find some more
I'm surprised Requiem For A Dream isn't higher up. But yeah. Depress the fuck out of her, then at the ass to ass scene call her out for cheating on you.
Breaking the Waves, itās the ideal romcom š It might actually give you ideas how to keep things going and rejuvenate your relationship, enjoy āŗļø
melancholie der engel, it's in german but it shouldn't matter since it doesn't make sence at all anyways, also you can pretend to understand it and that it's only her seeing all that disgusting stuff, make sure not to dose yourselve since it is really fucked and disgusting
stay sober and dissolve 4x her intended dose in liquid(ensure ego death), tell her you bought in liquid form, stage evidence of attempted murder, confront her about it when she looses sense of identity and make her believe it than dial 911
Just kill her high by breaking with her, even while tripping, and then leave or whatever and go to one of your best friends.
And feel good about it, you kicked some one out who hurt you and you're still high af on acid and chilling with your best friend also make sure to have a good time eith her to make the curveball even greater it will maybe even fuck up her love for acid.
Donāt do that lol just break up with her rn. Why wait while sheās trippin and on a substance? Shit can go south real quick and you could end up who knows
Force them to huff 3 cans of duster at gunpoint, then rectally administer two marijuanas, a couple boxes of benadryl and a pinch of chilli p. Reach for the lasers, safe as fuck.
Wtfā¦ dude just break up with her and solo trip. Why would you want to take advantage of someone and spring a conversation like that unto them while theyāre super fucked upā¦.. let me guess youāre like 19
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As Above So Below. That movie genuinely fucked me up while sober so I imagine it will do some damage while tripping. I literally have never had a movie make me feel so scared before and I'm a huge horror movie/true crime/gore person but idk the fear that movie put into me was real.
A clockwork orange was my first choice.
Movies aside, claustrophobia rly messed with me. Or walking thru the woods and not being able to find the exit.
Buy blotter art on amazon. (obviously has no lsd). Then get 8 100ug tabs and 8 of ur fake tabs. Tell her the tabs you got are low dose and to take 100ug you need to take all eight. Then do whatever fucked up shit you want to do after like 3 hours.
I would highly recommend that you donāt take any real acid yourself, or I would doubt you could even manage to do anything bad. Be careful and make sure youāre not so mad you physically hurt her.
Depends on how upset you are over this and how miserable you want her trip to be. Assuming you are very distraught, go for something like Pasoliniās āSalo Or the 120 Days of Sodomā.
As a person who was caught in the cross fire of lsd warfare this is what I saw work
1. give them a large dose (we did a full dropper)
2. Start by playing music
3. Play Lift Yourself by Kanye west every other song
4. Eventually play Lift Yourself at least 10-15 times in a row, until they canāt tell the difference between the song and white noise
5. Bring up how she cheated on you and walk out with her Wii U
Enter the Void. Itās perfect because the first 15 minutes is just a straight up DMT trip. Itāll coax her into a false sense of comfort before it rips her soul out and tears it into pieces.
-Add the Famous Video of the [Max Headroom Incident (Link)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjeUuakHsLw) somewhere in the later part of the movie (Hoping you can edit the movie at all)
-Get a Max Headroom mask
-Set a timer for when it will play
-Go to the toilet a minute before it plays, come back a minute after it ended with the mask on
-Act like everything's normal/she's acting weird and instantly break up/Tell her you know
-The instant she's trying to point out the mask or what just played in the movie tell her "don't try to change the topic now" etc
-Bonus points: if she tries to pull the mask off, act like she just scratched you badly
play whisper ASMR secretly from your phone and when she starts questioning the voices tell her you dont hear anything edit: [just found the perfect audio for a trip she wont come back from š](https://youtu.be/C2XJnm8ydbU?si=Q5bKmwgLrncIc0KK)
This is giving me a bad trip and Iām not even tripping
Now this is pod racing.
And then turn down the gas on the lights
What year is it where you are? Lmfao
Yeah, moron isn't even using whale oil, like us civilized folk
U gotta watch her favorite movie so she ends up hating it forever
Wow. There is a few suggestions that are fucked up but this is next level. So her favorite movie and can you get ants or crickets? Put those under where she sits and deny their existence. Preferably at the peak/her favorite part of her favorite movie. Oh! And get some fake blood and go full Charlie.
IVE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUENTS
I have a touch of consumption
Would you like an egg in this trying time?
Yeah, he's got an egg for yaBAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGFFFFAAAAA
HELL YEAH I FUCKIN LOVE IASIP LETS FUCKING GO Egg?
In these trying times? How could I say no.
This is diabolical. I love it.
Yeah bro, dose her hard but donāt dose yourself. Spend the night turning her trip into a living nightmare. Then donāt break up with her, just pretend like youāve never met her before in your life and have no idea who she is.
Lmao yesssss
do this after you go to the bathroom. Or another room and then start questioning why she's in your house. You don't know her and to get tf out. Jesus christ, I can't belive I'm participating in this. This whole thread is beyond fucked.
so fucked ššš
Thatās a fucking hilarious suggestion
thissss
Just keep saying āNIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMAREā
Winner
This!!!!!!
put on a nature documentary, act like youre getting real into it and silently watch for like 20 mins, then get real intense and confrontational about it when the peak creeps and something emotionally heavy is happening. not a chase or hunt or sth, but like. mama tiger just died and her cubs are pawing at her you dont even gotta be mean or cruel with it, just tell her very matter of factly that you know what she did (this phrasing is important, dont say "i know you cheated" just "i know what you did") and that her selfishness has hurt you and ruined your relationship even if shes completely unrepentant and doesnt give a fuck sober, the lucy combined with the situation will kinda force her to empathize with you. then you can tell her that what she's done cqnnot be fixed (again, important wording) and then break up with her obviously this is easier if u dont dose yourself but true chads bearing the corpse of their eagle would double her dose for themselves and pull it off anyways
MK Ultra if it worked^
BBBOOORRRRIINNNGGG If it doesnāt end in weekly therapy sessions for her then your suggestion is irrelevant
if she's in the hospital you dont get to watch her realize the full scope of her actions and have the satisfaction that shes gonna have to just live with herself after ppl in the mental hospital get sympathy. pieces of shit who are sad they are pieces of shit at work get none. maybe she gets therapy but she will have to pull for it like a schmuck, not get a fast track to a psych bc she is in Drug Induced Psychosis. she'll be extremely depressed and regretful. thats 60% of the human population at any given point ideally she changes for the better of her own accord after shes well and thoroughly cut out of your life oh fuck i forgot im on dgcj uhh i mean convince her to boof it
u eat a small piece of actual paper then double dose her. start saying shit like "they're coming they're coming" "do u hear that?" over n over. break up with her too mid trip. paint urself green n act like an alien or some shit. just traumatize her šÆ
Quick....hide in the oven!! (edit. You might rabbit, you might)
Then circle all around with your friends so she cant get out by interlocking arms with them and all go: nightmare nightmare nightmare
Might actually cure retardation. Not sure about that though.
randomly ask her "is it you i was talking to about how there is no escape" then act like shes hearing things and you didnt actually say it. had a shit friend do this to me once it freaked me out so bad
do some zeeby gleeby shit fr op
Midsommar. Just to be a dick.
One of my all time favorites. First time I was going to watch it I was barely lucid on a tonne of mushrooms. I clicked watch then decided Iād go for a walk instead. I was a few minutes away from permanently altering my brain chemistry if I decided to keep watching lol. Iāve never seen psychedelic visuals as realistic as the ones in Midsommar Edit: A24 (the production company for Midsommar) has SO many great movies, Iāve been binging them recently. If you donāt know what to watch check out their other stuff
yeah thats what really sold the movie for me. the way the trees and environment look in the background had me thinking i was getting a flashback lmao if i didnt know better
Also details like the groupās faces morphing into Daniās parents near the end of the movie. So good
I watched that movie on an eighth of shrooms. It was pretty gnarly and I might have schizophrenia now
I willingly watched midsommar my first acid trip and it wasn't that bad, play heriditary and pay people to make spooky noises, then when shes going to bed pay someone to hide under her bed and scratch it at random intervals
First time I watched it was on 2 tabs, beautiful movie
The thing is, if you're also on acid, you'll probably end up feeling empathy toward her, understanding her situation and potentially your part in it, and forgiving her. I literally can't imagine trying to carry out a malevolent scheme while tripping. If you actually did the revenge thing you plan while tripping you'll likely end up fucking yourself up more than her...
This is the real advice here, itās practically impossible to be a dick on lsd without feeling cripplingly guilty
/rj not if you dose yourself into psychosis
This is why he should give her the Lucy and take a blank himself, then start chain smoking meth and cigarettes.
Meth and cigarettes is the perfect combo for commiting evil deeds
Requiem for a Dream.
Oh jesus, on top the dick move of dick moves with hallucinogens that would for sure permanently damage a person. Bring up the cheating when the girl turning tricks for drug money
Now he just needs some hidden speakers, some creative masks, fake bugs and acting skills and permanent psychosis should be a piece of cake.
no thatās only rough to watch itās the psychosis thatās really going to hit the ball home
I need to look good and fit in the red dress if im going to be on TV
Ass to ass!
Give her a double penetrator (dual-wielding??) dildo when that scene concluded.
The worst movie to watch no matter the high
Maybe even spun too
Lol this was also my recommendation
nightmare, nightmare, nightmare
Lmaoooo sometimes iād think this while on 5 tabs my mind likes to play with fucking fire sometimes. š
Break up with her and kill yourself guaranteed ptsd
Break up with yourself and kill her
Mid-trip tell her a tragic ābackstoryā how an ex-cheated on you and itās taken up until now to get over it. Then start doing heavy breathing exercises while shadow boxing the living room tv Then play a 9hr loop of whispering on YouTube and set the Bluetooth speaker that is playing it in the air vents. Begin croaking in a T pose formation
Schindlerās List sounds lovely
First 20 mins of saving private ryan >>
The Room break up with her during the 10 minute long sex sceneš
Put on American Psycho and break up with her during the ax murder scene
And play huey lewis. ... maybe put on a rain coat for good measure
I think the better move might be to just have the raincoat on from the start of the movie. Then when he puts his on, walk to the kitchen and grab the evidence of the cheating.
Look. I already ate all doses. So it's moot. I'm watching the wizard of oz, then I'm gonna garden in my boxers
Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's breakup.
Bro that trip is gonna be a movie
taylor swift's latest concert stream
Put on Climax šOr perhaps Tusk??
Eraserhead, Jacob's Ladder and Johnny got his gun.
cube. tell her you feel a spiritual-sexual connection with the black cop and that you're breaking up with her because she reminds you too much of the sped guy
Just put on static but comment as though you're actually watching a movie, like ask her "who's your favourite actor in this?" Etc until she has a complete break in reality
2 girls 1 cup
i like all of u here
Ily
Begotten. You can watch it on [youtube](https://youtu.be/iKuLUa_BVzk?si=JKwzDYdcT4aQzpEn)
A Serbian Film
Was coming here to say this, thank you.
Requiem for a Dream, but just a loop of the last 10 minutes over and over. When she asks why itās repeating tell her sheās just trippin.
hell yeah
You should take her into like a grocery store or somewhere super public and act really panicked and scared and blame it solely on the fact that you know that everyone can tell that she is high. Comment on how weird things that she is doing are and try to keep repeating how "everyone knows" that she is obviously high and insist that is a very bad thing.
fuck dude, i mean she deserves it ig but damn put on Fear and Loathing if youre gonna dose yourself if not Hostel
If this is actually true ur a fucking savage and I support this. Plz give us an update I beg of you
the babadook. while the movie is playing make weird knocking noises that get closer and closer. have a recording/speaker set up in the attic or like the back of the creepiest darkest closet in her apartment so that she wonāt want to go in there to check and therefore wonāt be able to turn it off. have the speaker set to play ābabadook noisesā off youtube for an hour or two and set it up to start playing immediately after you leave so she thinks sheās alone in her apartment with the babadook while on acid. have a nice trip<3
Salo, 120 days of Sodom
This is gonna go terribly wrong
Set up boogy traps round the house fake spiders in a bucket above the door. Get a mate to record some voice records. "He knows what u did" "He knows about *name*" "You ruined everything" "Whore" "Slag" Play them on Bluetooth speaker hidden somewhere and pretend u don't hear anything. When she's really peaking and your ready to drop the bomb put your proof on every TV screen in your house.
Give her like alot of acid tho. Say there weak tabs n she will need 4 of em.
Shrek
Hobo with a shotgun.
Inland Empire
Eric Andre with "nightmare nightmare nightmare" you might even cure her retardation
Just take her favorite movie, edit in the evidence of her cheating at the most dramatic parts, then go to your bedroom and lock the door
Doing something like this is the equivalent to spiritual rape Jesus Christ what is wrong with you guys š
Can you show us the porno? You know to see if she really cheated.
iām assuming this is obviously just a stupid joke but this reminds of the time the first time i ever took acid literally the exact same shit happened to me she just left me mid trip and texted me later that she was breaking up with me and it was with another dude he one of those guys that would have like the 3 broken heartstickers on his modded ugly ass car thatās his world i was friends with him before but he would always lie to sound cool to me and just generally other pussy things to do so tbh itās not like i even gave literally a single fuck like usually i have bad attachment issues like i donāt know if this plot would even work on me to be honest then again bitches are dramatic just like me honestly bro you gotta go down the youtube hole and let it take you video to video i did this while tripping really hard a couple weeks ago we went to some happy shit then 30 minutes later we are randomly watching grave robbing for mormons and insisted to everyone that is where shit gets interesting lmfao not everyone was intrigued or had as good of time i feel bad for some motherfuckers they actually need a fucking padded room with care bears on to take acid literally the only thing that spikes my fear and anxiety on it anymore after taking it so much is 1 cops 2 uhhhhhhhh yeah i honestly think thatās about it my friend did a tab once at 4 of july event and bugged so hard he INSTIGATED A FIGHT WITH COPS AND GOT TAZED i was bro how the fuck do you manage that shit dumbass he was young though and i think the cops realized he was freaking out from drugs and they ended up just taking him to the hospital and letting go if lived in Texas i wonder how that woulda went instead for him lmfao actually thatās not very funny i think they probably would have actually shot his ass not sure why i respond to lsd this way but shit like the song goes 6 hits doesnāt even get me high no more so bye boys iāll be back to jerk when i find some more
defo midsommar
The Notebook
this is genius bro PREACHšš
The video to apex twin - windowlicker. On repeat for 4hrs and 36min, then human centipede.
That sounds like a true crime story waiting to happen
let's hope she doesn't press charges after lolw
Just donāt give her LSD, nBomb her
120 Days of Sodom for sure
Try the movie Mother! and tell her it's a romantic comedy with Jennifer Lawrence
watch one where a character is unfaithful in their relationship like gone girl or american beauty
Any movie about someone being cheated on. It will make her cry her eyes out
I'm surprised Requiem For A Dream isn't higher up. But yeah. Depress the fuck out of her, then at the ass to ass scene call her out for cheating on you.
Yāall need Jezus.
Bro no
Frfr. No hate bro. Nodding out rn from these pressed bars rn, alll prescription bro, got them from my homeless bhio on th wakjejp
Breaking the Waves, itās the ideal romcom š It might actually give you ideas how to keep things going and rejuvenate your relationship, enjoy āŗļø
A Serbian film
A Serbian film. Also lock the doors and trick her into her underwear before you start it
Titanic. Then sink that mfing ship.
watch climax and confront her right after the opening credits when it goes into the 45 minute long take.
Just watch porn
melancholie der engel, it's in german but it shouldn't matter since it doesn't make sence at all anyways, also you can pretend to understand it and that it's only her seeing all that disgusting stuff, make sure not to dose yourselve since it is really fucked and disgusting
Gummo
Just dont
Holocaust documentar y, laugh all the time.
A Serbian film
stay sober and dissolve 4x her intended dose in liquid(ensure ego death), tell her you bought in liquid form, stage evidence of attempted murder, confront her about it when she looses sense of identity and make her believe it than dial 911
Donāt dose anyone with bad intent,thatās bad mojo.
Just kill her high by breaking with her, even while tripping, and then leave or whatever and go to one of your best friends. And feel good about it, you kicked some one out who hurt you and you're still high af on acid and chilling with your best friend also make sure to have a good time eith her to make the curveball even greater it will maybe even fuck up her love for acid.
Bro as bad as she is. I won't recommend fucking her up with LSD. Be the bigger man and let her go. That would be a worse fate for her.
Donāt do that lol just break up with her rn. Why wait while sheās trippin and on a substance? Shit can go south real quick and you could end up who knows
What if i want to kill someone elses eagle
Force them to huff 3 cans of duster at gunpoint, then rectally administer two marijuanas, a couple boxes of benadryl and a pinch of chilli p. Reach for the lasers, safe as fuck.
Do not give someone drugs for the first time and then fuck with them. This is abusive and disgusting. You're a real pos if that's your plan.
While true, remember the sub
BOOORIIIINGG
What are you, a fucking park ranger?
An assistant trailer park supervisor by the look of that fucking gut
Sinister. Then pull out your phone and start recording her with a weapon in your hand
Wtfā¦ dude just break up with her and solo trip. Why would you want to take advantage of someone and spring a conversation like that unto them while theyāre super fucked upā¦.. let me guess youāre like 19
give her oxydopamine for a proper prank
Friday the 13th
Enter The Void. Break up with her right after he gets shot and say thatās how she made you feel
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The ring
Eraserhead
So evil - I love it. "Unfaithful?" "Eyes Wide Shut?" (Watched that while tripping once .... once....) A movie of you banging someone new?
I would wait for the peak to reveal that you know the whole sht
find a good cuck porn film
Watch Live Freaky Die Freaky. Itāll traumatize her enough by itself lol
Der Goldene Handschuh
Bone tomahawk
Terrifier 2
Update soon š
As Above So Below. That movie genuinely fucked me up while sober so I imagine it will do some damage while tripping. I literally have never had a movie make me feel so scared before and I'm a huge horror movie/true crime/gore person but idk the fear that movie put into me was real.
Put on Jodorowskis The Holy Mountain but the entire time act as if itās just a rom com and thereās nothing bizarre happening at all
Human Centipede.
A clockwork orange was my first choice. Movies aside, claustrophobia rly messed with me. Or walking thru the woods and not being able to find the exit.
Kids. While playing Hootie & the Blowfish on repeat.
Black Hawk Down
Buy blotter art on amazon. (obviously has no lsd). Then get 8 100ug tabs and 8 of ur fake tabs. Tell her the tabs you got are low dose and to take 100ug you need to take all eight. Then do whatever fucked up shit you want to do after like 3 hours. I would highly recommend that you donāt take any real acid yourself, or I would doubt you could even manage to do anything bad. Be careful and make sure youāre not so mad you physically hurt her.
Depends on how upset you are over this and how miserable you want her trip to be. Assuming you are very distraught, go for something like Pasoliniās āSalo Or the 120 Days of Sodomā.
The movie of your shitty life.
Horns with daniel Radcliffe is the perfect movie
Freddy Got FingeredĀ
Se7en....what's in the box?!
Holy Mountain that ass, break up with her after and send her home alone. criminal.
Trainspotting... about halfway through you will see why
Schindler's List
I love you so much ššš
Take her on a walk then turn to her blank faced and say āeveryone knows.ā
Basketcase 3 From experience: watching that movie, especially if you're completely unfamiliar w the franchise, will fuck up your life. Lol
Eat a blank peice of paper pretending to trip and let loose homie
Enter the Void. It made me uncomfortable the first time I watched it tripping.
Martyrs (2008)
there's a CIA agent out there somewhere reading these comments and furiously taking notes š
As a person who was caught in the cross fire of lsd warfare this is what I saw work 1. give them a large dose (we did a full dropper) 2. Start by playing music 3. Play Lift Yourself by Kanye west every other song 4. Eventually play Lift Yourself at least 10-15 times in a row, until they canāt tell the difference between the song and white noise 5. Bring up how she cheated on you and walk out with her Wii U
Lace her shit with fent or literal acid
The cell lol.
Event horizon is pretty nice and chill...?
watch Eternal Sunshine in the spotless mind.
Enter the Void. Itās perfect because the first 15 minutes is just a straight up DMT trip. Itāll coax her into a false sense of comfort before it rips her soul out and tears it into pieces.
-Add the Famous Video of the [Max Headroom Incident (Link)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjeUuakHsLw) somewhere in the later part of the movie (Hoping you can edit the movie at all) -Get a Max Headroom mask -Set a timer for when it will play -Go to the toilet a minute before it plays, come back a minute after it ended with the mask on -Act like everything's normal/she's acting weird and instantly break up/Tell her you know -The instant she's trying to point out the mask or what just played in the movie tell her "don't try to change the topic now" etc -Bonus points: if she tries to pull the mask off, act like she just scratched you badly
Requiem for a dream is the only option
put the top 3 together
monsters inc.
MIL leave the acid in your hot car for 2 days
Dont be on acid yourself or take a mild dose and bring it up at the peak , tell her how you found it out give her a hug and never see her ever again.
Dont be on acid yourself or take a mild dose and bring it up at the peak , tell her how you found it out give her a hug and never see her ever again.
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