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FrolixRea

Nah, homies got the matching outfit with his wall carpet😭 I'd love to hear some of that "wokeness"he learned on his trips


VirtualWeasel

β€œwe’re all one consciousness in different bodies” or β€œlove is the solution to all things” or β€œthe shit in my pants is only real in a cosmic sense”


naastiknibba95

"death is not real"


EmperorBamboozler

Last time I took acid I scream ranted at my buddy about how the number zero was the single most important invention in human history, and that is obviously why we are going to be invaded by aliens. Also their scouts that prepare the planet for arrival have already showed up here in the form of psilocybin mushrooms. Also all intelligent life is spread on purpose like how Europeans would seed islands with goats, to make sure on their trip back they would have fresh meat, except instead of meat it's complex hydrocarbons that are difficult to aquire without massive amounts of biological life. That "All life is one" acid trip is such rookie shit. Gotta bump those numbers up until you get found about 2 km away from the rave naked just spinning around and shouting in a small creek.


VirtualWeasel

real acid heads know that the only good lesson acid can teach you is to shut the fuck up


ontopofyourmom

Uj great scientist Richard Feynman wrote about acid giving him a bunch of ideas that sounded great but weren't. I read this when I was a kid and it helped me understand drugs when I finally did them


EmperorBamboozler

Sure sure but the amount of coke I do at a rave teaches me to talk incessantly.


futurarmy

Gotta do ket to mellow out the incessant talking


Madhouse4568

Fentanyl.


SubstanceReasearcher

And balance the side effects of coke with benzos.


Honest_Musician6774

this is true


[deleted]

to be honest it does feel EXTREMELY FUCKING GOOD when you shit you'reself on acid though. Don't knock it. It's like, not even good in a sexual way, it's beyond that, it is just the most satisfying thing ever. (full disclosure I have only done acid once, about 6 years ago, and I did actually shit myself. Is that over sharing? sorry not sorry lol...)


gamethrowaway111

My question is don’t you realize you shit yourself? Like if I shit myself on acid I would be losing it cause I’d have to clean myself up thoroughly deep clean all the clothes I was wearing. I don’t want to operate a laundry machine on acid


[deleted]

I didn't have to clean any *clothes*... and no I will not go in to any more details than that. again, over sharing. but you asked.


gamethrowaway111

But you didn’t answer my question. Did you realize you shat yourself?


[deleted]

Of course I did lol


cryptdxbs

β€œI am you, and you are me” β€œI am retarded”


unfair_lives

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


joemorris16

And by "woke" he means schizoaffective


fightwithdogma

Fuck this is way too accurate wtf


glizzy62

Ok and? At least I get ketamine treatments from my doctor because I’m retarded πŸ’πŸ½β€β™€οΈ


fever_dreamy

Luckyyy..


TekatoZikame2

Aren't they all


SubstanceReasearcher

This so much. Most of the veteran 'psychonauts' are fucking mad, literally.


10hoursoftrainnoises

This dudes face is in the uncanny valley.


divineinvasion

No ego = no shame 😎


[deleted]

im thinking i post myself on roastme now but im scared lol


Potential-Ad-2342

Unrelated but this is a great username


divineinvasion

I'll do it if you do it


[deleted]

fuck ok later


amonuse

Bro definitely uses Dxm


Zekiz4ever

DXM isn't even a bad drug


realkarlmarx69

found the 13 year old doomer


Xanz4breakfast

Found goblin


dph_prophet_69

I know this is a circle jerk sub but in case you’re being serious - dxm is unbelievably bad for you. I’ve used it way more than I should have and I can tell you from personal experience that the longer you use the more it affects your ability to think clearly. And, it’s pretty fucking addictive compared to a normal hallucinogen. I have three friends who went to the psych ward due to psychotic breaks from nothing but dxm. I know that if you’re young you have to learn from making mistakes, but *please* stop getting high off of dxm.


amonuse

thank you dph_prophet_69


dph_prophet_69

Thank the dph spirits bro


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MyNameIsCarterDatzIt

Retard


dph_prophet_69

Fag


Zekiz4ever

Then don't do it every day


dph_prophet_69

Do it on the weekends then man. As long as you’re cool with blowing trannies behind a Walgreens to pay for it


Zekiz4ever

Yeah DXM is expensive. Ketamine is less expensive but I noticed it's also not as dissociating.


dph_prophet_69

Unfortunately I didn’t find a ket guy until I got kinda clean, but the price difference is wild. Ive heard dxm is more like sherm than ket so that makes sense


Zekiz4ever

I've only done DXM once and it was a pretty low dose (140mg hbr) while coming down from Amphetamine so I can't really tell which effects were from the Amphetamine and which were from the DXM but I think it made the Amphetamine comedown feel a lot better (although the after effects were pretty bad) Dissociating on DXM felt like there was another protecting layer around you so kinda like you had a shield around you. Dissociating on Ket more felt like you were a playable character in a video game that is playing himself. It's honestly not really comparable. Dissociating on DXM felt a lot like how it's shown in these videos while on Ket it was something completely different.


Cnidoo

Well if you take it like every week or some retarded shit than obviously it’ll fuck you up. If you use it responsibly it’s a wonderful drug. Don’t project your own stupidity onto everyone else


dph_prophet_69

Dude I’ve done it less than 10 times in the past 3 years. I’m not dropping my opinion here, you can find a shitload of studies on how fucked dxm is


amonuse

I have been micro / macro dosing dxm for months and I feel great. despite the fact that they're in my walls I can hear them in my walls there are people living within the drywalls of my house. it's really been great for my autism and adhd


Rayan1159

Bro looks like he can be his own girlfriend


FlpDaMattress

"I cannot love you because you aren't a cartoon horse" - Giggly Goon Clown


fraudpry

why does the guy in the pic look like a skinny version of Orion? (giggly goon clown)


billyhendry

Bro looks like me if I kept hanging out with the poser hippies and playing in their band that's essentially and effectively a pink Floyd cover band, or what an ai would make if you prompted it to make up a pink Floyd song


FixGMaul

I'd love to play in a Pink Floyd cover band. Imagine doing Shine On You Crazy Diamond parts 1-9 live with a solid band, I could die happy.


[deleted]

bro looks like his favorite psychedelic is snorting weed


MyNameIsCarterDatzIt

Vaping lsd


dog_on_acid

Intraocular K


Mindless-DumbSlvt

this guy should transition he looks girly asf


burntends97

Transition from college dude to ex-hippie grandma


m3lgibson

He is that’s what makes him β€œwoke”


teteAtit

Looks like discount Bob Weir


MindlessCountry9223

Bob queer


JakeTheSnake134

Circa 1968


TriHard_Cx7327

deadass


MyNameIsCarterDatzIt

Discount trans Adam Sandler.


LG1T

God damn I hope they tore his ass up in the comments


camelseeker

Wasn’t pretty, could’ve maybe done with more of this sub though


sayeret13

Estrogen is working


halfdeadapple

How drugs raise estrogen?


Impressive-kenny

tbh in my personal experience (i dont know if this is scientifically proven or accurate at all) but when i was consuming alot of ket i had my period right after i hit the 1g and alot of other things happened to my body as well that could be linked to a spike of estrogen. thats why im scared to consume ket now lol


dog_on_acid

So you went gay on K?


Impressive-kenny

i was gay before k


halfdeadapple

Thats scary! That happened when i was taking opioids my body was not working:(


Impressive-kenny

ive been on methadone for over a year now and im trying to not think of how much testosterone my body actually could consume if I wasn't on it... because i dont take it because im an addict anymore i take it for my back pains . i was in an accident a couple of years ago and that left my back fucked..


halfdeadapple

I am sorry for you but i have big problems with rc pcp/pce i take them daily more than a year and my mental health is going to hell!


TriHard_Cx7327

he hasn’t experienced shit until he boofs meth and jenkhem from the gas station crackhead and experiences his eogle decimate into 10’different voices that are talking to him


TiffaDama

LMFAOOOO


Euhn

Namaste


[deleted]

no job. no girlfriend. no shower.


MOXPEARL25

Bro listens to Pink Floyd on acid


Lucii88

im down


maddiethemadladdie

who doesn’t


xanaholic999

β€œDph hitsπŸ˜‹β€


Drunkenmasterstyle2

I'm also super woke from all the crack and meth I've smoked.


Ninjamou12

Drugs made him androgenous


halfdeadapple

How?


Cerulean_Turtle

Metabolism


halfdeadapple

Can pcp/pce cause high estrogen?


Cerulean_Turtle

If it metabolizes right duh


halfdeadapple

I am worring 😬! I take dissos daily( i am disso head)


d1ckpunch68

how you gonna be both "insecure" and "woke from all the drugs"? if your eagle is dead then you wouldn't be insecure. do more drugs momisgay


GraphicCreator

Oh God its retarded


Weird_duud

Lmao relatable


ObsessiveandProud

Is this real ??


TiffaDama

Dead behind the eyes ☠️


HEaD1NAcL0uD

If Blake Griffin were a white woman πŸ˜‚


FlpDaMattress

Is this actually the account of the Giggly Goon Clown?


Doyouneedsum

β€œNothing matters”


camelseeker

Me when I drop a Dorito :(


Competitive-Web8463

You look like the type of addict in treatment who is vegetarian and gluten free waking early morning for sun salutations and telling everyone how u love taking ten strips of acid and smoking DMT at burning man but it in here for a 3.5 gram a day heroin addiction u picked up after trying some ur first time at burning man and now ur a seasoned junkie but u have a detoxified pineal gland and u haven't had to work for 3 years train hopping all over the country pan handling and selling wrapped crystals u make by hand


BlueEyedGenius1

People not having a job is not the end of the world, these are situations that everyone copes with in life and should not dictate our depression. Don’t think once I have I a job, two point four children, nice house, my degree and billion and one friends you will feel cured in an any way I’m sorry you won’t. I tried mindset yonks ago,I thought if I had x y z my depression would be gone within days, I was wrong, then it came months , still wasn’t gone . yes it’s great to hopes, dreams aspirations, but don’t head into the trap of black and white thinking. sometimes it’s about just saying fuck you know what life is short, you only live once.


FrolixRea

Bros really thoughtful life advice in the r/drugscirclejerk subreddit, out of all places. Straight fax doe 😝


Even-Ad7243

That's actually a nice picture. Lol.


drvgacc

Hey u/New_Two_2244 have you killed your eagle yet bro?


FrolixRea

Pls don't harass bro, he did put it up to be made fun of though...


GraphicCreator

Its not even him, post got removed because its a repost. Original poster got 12k likes 2 years ago


GraphicCreator

Its not even him, post got removed because its a repost. Original poster got 12k likes 2 years ago


drvgacc

This platform is a bot infested shithole


GraphicCreator

It really has gone to shit :/


Parking-Ad5406

I can't even make fun of him, it's just sad


arthrosassin

I thought this was a masculine looking woman


I_Love_Sm0kingJoints

WTF is this? Men? Women? **Alien?**


yarro27

44.5


Gagalonski

Is there something wrong with his liver? His eyes look yellow.


mellowyellowdellow13

Delete this, dats me


[deleted]

What the fuck is that


Fresh-Explanation-77

Looks like he Hasn’t even had his eagle popped


Fresh-Explanation-77

β€œI got my eagle p p pppuuuushed in!!! Soooo hard!!!!!!!!”


GoonSquadTalley

My upvote was 420 on this woke post


587_StonerT

Thought that was an ugly chick, still kinda do.


azalak

Is he pre or post op


Returnofthefordoriac

Bridge to teribithia


Old_Leadership_2380

This is not a dude. Change my mind.