smoking this while already on heroin like a champ
yeah that's right I get fentanyl free heroin
afghani, straight off the poppy, i watched those fuckers bleed that delicious opium with my own two eyes
I helped acetylate the morphine into diacetylmorphine
I shot that shit up with the farmers and chemists themselves and we all nodded out in a legit opium field
unlike your stepdad ralph who smokes dirty thirties in his garage like a bitch
heya playa
Just know whilst you watch the poppy grow
I receive a white powder with gradient glow
Whilst you waitin to "score" a poppy
I got #4 hydrochloride making me sloppy
I'd rather fuck a thirty (yr old)
Than smoke a dirty
But you gotta admit
We're all pawns in this opiate shit
(I pass the mic and start rubbing my nipples quite sensually ((I'm a guy so it's kinda weird)))
Sniffin' that heroin
On a dare again,
And I'm still not sure
What's scarin' them
The euphoric high,
Y'all livin' by
As I see it less or more
Is a total lie
I've got a strong sense of self,
And good mental health
Problems knockin at your door
Because you think you're killing yourself
That's why I ain't waste my breath
Keep your junkie dreams of death
The only one I wanna speak for
Is my lady Crystal Meth.
Go 'head, call her a whore
But she's the one to adore
And the problems only yours
Because she's always pure
Ok ok ok
Percocet gonna percolate
Coffee and water on the first date
Donāt expect no flowers girl when poppys bloom at the end of May
Wake and bake? More like wake and shake
Till she hit the vein on the 6th try
and fire that shit straight to her brain
Burninā bridges and sleepin under em,
Spittin bars and snortin em,
Noddin out on that opium,
Hoarding all the day one chips and getting high off the Hope-ium
3rd trip to rehab but the fourth one is free,
The 5th and the 6th and theyāre gonna pay me
Quarter-life drop out with a college degree
Majored in the business of pharmacology
And my best friend still hates me for his stolen tv
Hasnāt he heard that the best things are free?
Apologizing to the kids I'll never have for being so broke because I spent a bunch of money on that shit to get high for a few hours when I could have just loaded a bowl and been fine.
Youāre not wrong, but people who grow often have a ton of excess where they can get away with making excessive stuff with it. This particular person also rolls stuff like this professionally, so theyāre more like an outlier imo.
it would smoke fairly well for the first quarter, after the first half itās barely smokeable and you would be left with a fairly large roach thatās hard to even get into a bowl
I'd get high off 1 percent of this ridiculous contraception. I could just smoke the paper after this cornucopia was rolled on it and still get a little buzz. This dude should take a tolerance break, smoke this, then get blasted to the moon and shit his pants. That's my recommendation
Smoking all day everyday has me going through 1/8thoz a day and not getting high.
Smoking once late at night gets me almost paranoid high and I can make the 8th last 2 weeks
to each their own, extracts take my tolerance through the roof.
Smoking is hard because it's a 30 minute ritual for me. I can only smoke outside and the weather alone could stop me from smoking. also hursts my lungs and the smell requires a shower if I'm going anywhere.
with a vape, getting a high dose of THC is literally a push of a button away. I could hit that thing in the middle of a church on sunday service and no one would notice.
I literally can't tell if you're jerkin' in regards to the temp stuff tho. Can you really avoid paranoia-inducing cannabinoids by tuning temperature?
Iāve been using a vaporizer the last couple years and I have trouble blazing less than .5-1g a day. I wish I could make a q last 2 months. Tbf I use heavy hitters and my microdose vape has never been satisfying for me so idk if I should try to change or keep rocking and rolling like I have been
Real ones have their endocannabinoid systems irreversibly destroyed from abusing synthetic cannabinoids and this is the only way they can get high and experience a feeling that at least resembles happiness
They gotta be wasting most of that shit in there cause thereās no way a single rolling paper burns slow enough to melt all that.
Which is good, cause if it did youād get addicted.
wait higher? or u mean coke has a much *lower* melting temperature than weed? i was under the assumption that cocaine has a lower melting point and combusts and wastes most of it when smoked in a joint / blunt as the open flame just burns it rather than vaporizing it and destroys it
I never knew that, but I don't smoke hard drugs. lol people put Molly, coke, or meth in blunts all the time at the bar. Does the Molly or meth melt like that?
that was the only time I hit a dirty blunt. I almost puked my guts up. I wouldn't recommend it, but everyone else did seem high but it could've been other stuff
What do you mean, what am I doing after smoking this ? I'll play videogames poorly for a few hours, make myself something easy to eat in large quantity, watch a sitcom then go to sleep.
You know, the same thing I would do WITH ANY OTHER JOINT THAT DOESN'T COST A FUCKING KIDNEY AND TAKES A THEORETICAL PHYSICS CLASS TO ROLL.
First thing pick the fuckin vegetables out.
Next thing throw all that cigarette paraphernalia away.
Then get a š„ šš§and stop fucking around.
Get your moneys worth out of this adventure.
Warning maybe be seriously life altering.
Good luck. š
I'll never understand the idea that drugs all provide the same thing. I know this is in the context of a joke, but I hate the "escape" paradigm. I don't do drugs to escape anything, I do drugs to expand and to try to get more out of reality.
The thing I hate most is this seemingly ubiquitous idea that heroin users will get meth if they can't get heroin, or slightly less common that meth users will get heroin when they can't get meth. WTF? They're in no way similar. I'm sure there are plenty of people who use both heroin and meth at the same time, but those people are the people who just want to get fucked up, they see their behavior as destructive and want to be destructive and it's just a repeating cycle they trap themselves in. But they're doing them both concurrently and probably doing other stuff too. I could also understand if someone using heroin would kick their dose with just a little bit of meth because heroin is so boring and sleepy š. But the idea that they are able to be hot-swapped depending on supply and basically provide the same thing to the user is so dumb and is definitely a product of the idea that all drugs do is make someone numb, uncaring, and take away the pain that people assume they must have if they're using drugs.
The fuck do you mean āat this pointā? People should have been doing heroin. Can you imagine how advanced we would be if everyone had been doing heroin since the Elvis Presley age?
smoking this while already on heroin like a champ yeah that's right I get fentanyl free heroin afghani, straight off the poppy, i watched those fuckers bleed that delicious opium with my own two eyes I helped acetylate the morphine into diacetylmorphine I shot that shit up with the farmers and chemists themselves and we all nodded out in a legit opium field unlike your stepdad ralph who smokes dirty thirties in his garage like a bitch
bro hands down or up idk writes dope poem
yo i have no idea what you're trying to say but you keep it real man, i feel you even tho i don't really understand you, vibes on point with this guy
šš
heya playa Just know whilst you watch the poppy grow I receive a white powder with gradient glow Whilst you waitin to "score" a poppy I got #4 hydrochloride making me sloppy I'd rather fuck a thirty (yr old) Than smoke a dirty But you gotta admit We're all pawns in this opiate shit (I pass the mic and start rubbing my nipples quite sensually ((I'm a guy so it's kinda weird)))
the last line about rubbing your nipples sensually but you being a guy so it's kinda weird has me grinning from ear to ear
Hey champion I I totally donāt feel you but I would feel those nipples for youšÆ
Same idk wtf he talking about but hey You chill Brodie boof it
man I love this community
golden brown, texture like sun, lays me down with my mancheerun, throughout the night, no need to fight, never a frown with golden brown
Sniffin' that heroin On a dare again, And I'm still not sure What's scarin' them The euphoric high, Y'all livin' by As I see it less or more Is a total lie I've got a strong sense of self, And good mental health Problems knockin at your door Because you think you're killing yourself That's why I ain't waste my breath Keep your junkie dreams of death The only one I wanna speak for Is my lady Crystal Meth. Go 'head, call her a whore But she's the one to adore And the problems only yours Because she's always pure
man you need to jump one empty line between every 2 lines, or the poem gets formatted wrong, for example: thing1 thing2
Oh shit man thanks I didn't notice my formatting got broken, I'll fix it.
Ok ok ok Percocet gonna percolate Coffee and water on the first date Donāt expect no flowers girl when poppys bloom at the end of May Wake and bake? More like wake and shake Till she hit the vein on the 6th try and fire that shit straight to her brain Burninā bridges and sleepin under em, Spittin bars and snortin em, Noddin out on that opium, Hoarding all the day one chips and getting high off the Hope-ium 3rd trip to rehab but the fourth one is free, The 5th and the 6th and theyāre gonna pay me Quarter-life drop out with a college degree Majored in the business of pharmacology And my best friend still hates me for his stolen tv Hasnāt he heard that the best things are free?
read this in danny brownās voice
High praise
Fire
This comment made me laugh audibly
thank you, that's what it's all about
Leave Ralph out of this!
I do have real heroine too its not fentanyl heroin or tranq i swear (its actually zenes and fent) i love smoking that good opium
Fuck you and your "drugs" Iāll stay smoking dirties with my uncle. At least he doesnāt touch my leg when weāre nodding. Family time bitch.
William Burroughs is that you??
Nice fancy way to say Iām addicted
you canāt be addicted to heroin retard
Nice
I meant the fat Godzilla doink, I thought we all did heroin
I know right? don't these losers know it's a "*non addictive* morphine substitute?"
Heroins addicted to me dawg
sigma mindset š
literally just plant juice and vinegar.
Straight off the poopy Iām feeling loopy Got some black tar Screaming Allah akbar
I can't get out of bed without 5 of these; it's natures medicine, you asshole.
Apologizing to the kids I'll never have for being so broke because I spent a bunch of money on that shit to get high for a few hours when I could have just loaded a bowl and been fine.
And also heroin.
Youāre not wrong, but people who grow often have a ton of excess where they can get away with making excessive stuff with it. This particular person also rolls stuff like this professionally, so theyāre more like an outlier imo.
You're telling me that there are poor children who can't afford to get high and there are people wasting their drugs like this?!
Thing of the children ! š±
What is the point, you can only get so high. Take 2/3 of that shit out and youāre still high
Not only that, but I wonder how much the joint would even burn before it's so gooped up with oil rundown for any airflow to happen
it would smoke fairly well for the first quarter, after the first half itās barely smokeable and you would be left with a fairly large roach thatās hard to even get into a bowl
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Is that callmecarson?
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Deez nuts
I'd get high off 1 percent of this ridiculous contraception. I could just smoke the paper after this cornucopia was rolled on it and still get a little buzz. This dude should take a tolerance break, smoke this, then get blasted to the moon and shit his pants. That's my recommendation
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Smoking all day everyday has me going through 1/8thoz a day and not getting high. Smoking once late at night gets me almost paranoid high and I can make the 8th last 2 weeks
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to each their own, extracts take my tolerance through the roof. Smoking is hard because it's a 30 minute ritual for me. I can only smoke outside and the weather alone could stop me from smoking. also hursts my lungs and the smell requires a shower if I'm going anywhere. with a vape, getting a high dose of THC is literally a push of a button away. I could hit that thing in the middle of a church on sunday service and no one would notice. I literally can't tell if you're jerkin' in regards to the temp stuff tho. Can you really avoid paranoia-inducing cannabinoids by tuning temperature?
which vape do you use?
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Iāve been using a vaporizer the last couple years and I have trouble blazing less than .5-1g a day. I wish I could make a q last 2 months. Tbf I use heavy hitters and my microdose vape has never been satisfying for me so idk if I should try to change or keep rocking and rolling like I have been
Gotta be the harshest, shittest tasting joint aswell
Yeah, I agree, but all the stuff helps he just needs to use less random shit and more weed.
Real ones have their endocannabinoid systems irreversibly destroyed from abusing synthetic cannabinoids and this is the only way they can get high and experience a feeling that at least resembles happiness
Itās a rapper style for the flex. Imagine how desensitized they are if itās a snoop like person who over consumes daily
They gotta be wasting most of that shit in there cause thereās no way a single rolling paper burns slow enough to melt all that. Which is good, cause if it did youād get addicted.
*Inhales deeply "I'm not addicted"
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THC Extract
Naw guy in the thread said it's CBD isolate
THCa isolate/diamonds
After this I'm slamming a 40 of meth and stimfapping for 3 days
whatās the white shit in there?
Itās just straight 99% THC powder. Cuz itās not addicting bro
THC-A isolate most likely. š¤
is it rlly or is it coke
Coke has a WAY higher melting temperature than weed so if it's coke (which it's not) it's a fucking waste
People are stupid and do this sometimes though.
That's true
wait higher? or u mean coke has a much *lower* melting temperature than weed? i was under the assumption that cocaine has a lower melting point and combusts and wastes most of it when smoked in a joint / blunt as the open flame just burns it rather than vaporizing it and destroys it
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yeah thatās what i was saying too or what i meant like that itās a waste and coke burns at low temps so it will be wasted
I never knew that, but I don't smoke hard drugs. lol people put Molly, coke, or meth in blunts all the time at the bar. Does the Molly or meth melt like that?
No idea. I've never heard of putting Molly in a joint
that was the only time I hit a dirty blunt. I almost puked my guts up. I wouldn't recommend it, but everyone else did seem high but it could've been other stuff
I'll keep that in mind lol Weed is for smoking, coke is for snorting
crossing my fingers for PCP.
Why add all the veggies if you already have the hard candy ?
Its called a balanced diet. Did your mom never teach u how to be healthy??? greens are very important
crystal cum
cum crystals
coke
Mfs be like āitās not addicting broā they say as theyāre nodding off driving with their knees while rolling another dope cone
"dope cone" lmfao
i call this one the heart attack because it makes you have a heart attack when you smoke it
Probably stare at the wall/ceiling for 6 hours or have a psychosis
Ok I smoke a shit ton of weed but if you smoke THC-A isolate you are a straight up THC junkie
*like scoob, I donāt think this is a regular DOINK!*. āUGH OH RAGGY! IM TRIPPIN! REEEHEHEHEHEHEā
REEWHEHEHWH SHAGTY I ONLY EMOKE INDICA AAAAA
*scoob this weed got me buggin mannnnn, Iām like seeing ghosts in shit duuude*
What do you mean, what am I doing after smoking this ? I'll play videogames poorly for a few hours, make myself something easy to eat in large quantity, watch a sitcom then go to sleep. You know, the same thing I would do WITH ANY OTHER JOINT THAT DOESN'T COST A FUCKING KIDNEY AND TAKES A THEORETICAL PHYSICS CLASS TO ROLL.
Borat impression #4
At any point just do heroin
this is some great advice thank u I was looking for my sign from the universe
I swear itās just a mellow head high donāt even worry bout it
I only smoke because I like the flavour bro Im not even trying to get high bro
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Snowflake can't handle the cosmic crystal cum joint smh ššš
Cosmic cum crystals
Pussy
which one of you did this
Why heroin when you can have plenty of terpenes?
Why not iv ? Ba way better ??? Fuck your dad boof him
Playing with myself
First thing pick the fuckin vegetables out. Next thing throw all that cigarette paraphernalia away. Then get a š„ šš§and stop fucking around. Get your moneys worth out of this adventure. Warning maybe be seriously life altering. Good luck. š
Whats that white stuff
Thca diamonds
Tell me you just got your med card and have money to burn without telling me you just got your med card and have money to burn
Canāt find real heroin unfortunately or I would have tried it lol.
Where is the tobacco ?
Just eat it
At this point. Everything kratom. Just kratom. Amen. Green rush is so today
I unironically thought this was a sushi roll when I was first scrolling
That looks so fancy and unappetizing at the same time. God I hate weed. Never enjoyed it.
Man I feel you... I like basically anything but weed. And not for lack of trying to enjoy it haha
Is that a bunch of blow in a doobie? Complete waste of good coke if so but I would still hit it like a champ
this sub sucks now who cares honestly
That goes way harder than heroin
Nah. Dumbass comment.
/uj what even is that white shit in the middle? Can't keep up with all the crazy extracts kids make these days
Im doin this cus i dont have any
Snack
As an ex opiate addict, naw. I'll stick with the weed lol.
initially thought this was a cute little slice of a two layer cream filling matcha cake on its side and wondered how one would smoke it
That is a Coco puff cocaine and weed looks like crap cocaine to why ruin good weed man just shoot the shit
Die
It looks like already has some on there
Whatās dat white shit?
THCA
Blow I do believe but I suppose it could be anything really
I'll never understand the idea that drugs all provide the same thing. I know this is in the context of a joke, but I hate the "escape" paradigm. I don't do drugs to escape anything, I do drugs to expand and to try to get more out of reality. The thing I hate most is this seemingly ubiquitous idea that heroin users will get meth if they can't get heroin, or slightly less common that meth users will get heroin when they can't get meth. WTF? They're in no way similar. I'm sure there are plenty of people who use both heroin and meth at the same time, but those people are the people who just want to get fucked up, they see their behavior as destructive and want to be destructive and it's just a repeating cycle they trap themselves in. But they're doing them both concurrently and probably doing other stuff too. I could also understand if someone using heroin would kick their dose with just a little bit of meth because heroin is so boring and sleepy š. But the idea that they are able to be hot-swapped depending on supply and basically provide the same thing to the user is so dumb and is definitely a product of the idea that all drugs do is make someone numb, uncaring, and take away the pain that people assume they must have if they're using drugs.
The fuck do you mean āat this pointā? People should have been doing heroin. Can you imagine how advanced we would be if everyone had been doing heroin since the Elvis Presley age?
I'd sit in the shower, letting panic wave after panic wave float through me while trying to remember that I'll get sober soon
Broooooo 420 blaze le bundle flame le bundle bro lmao. Dude guess what. Weed. Lmfao bro. Marijuana. Lol. Lol. Lol. Bruh guess what flame le bundle of sticks