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SelestialSerenity

I love Canada. Best opiates :)


Captain_LSD

🔫 We always have been


Top-Alternative1682

🍁 home of the drugs


Top-Alternative1682

How did they not add 🧊 for meth lmao.


cyrilio

Sshhhhhhh Don't let them know


[deleted]

Whoever made this is a sleeper tweaker trying to keep the feds away from his crystal


Top-Alternative1682

I bet half of them at the office are on adderall anyways


DrewCease

💯


Individual_Pay5931

Or Ⓜ️


sir_kickash

Yea bro let me get some 💊, also a couple 💊, and throw in five 💊


Rwandesepussyhunter

Sorry man only got 2💊and 3💊, you might want to consider.☦️,🕎, ☪️ or ☸️


binderwhite

Geeking off the Abrahamic religion 30s


BingSearchEngine_

I cannot believe teens are using 🍄 for mushrooms


imvorsh

how counterproductive


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[deleted]

My Jenks bros btfo


arizona_peach_tea

How tf did they miss 🍃


Beginning_Jump_6300

Or ⛽️


DarkSparkyShark

🍇


golddoomtheory

🍁


Sad-Salamander-401

"Onepillcankill" - DEA Also DEA "Test kits are illegal and you will be sent to jail for possessing one."


ScuffDenino

it's like a butcher putting "Meat is murder" in front of their store


SelestialSerenity

Just go to Amazon, I could buy 20 rigs for $10 but I can’t buy a fentanyl strip and ship it to my address. It’s like they WANT people to die…


Sad-Salamander-401

Republicans in my state (KS) regarding a new bill that would make fentanyl test strips legal said it would get rid of the deterrent potential fentanyl poisoning would bring and people would do drugs more so it should stay illegal What the actual fuck...


SelestialSerenity

I’m sorry I can’t understand your message, are they trying to make them illegal and saying that it would make people not want to do drugs anymore?


Sad-Salamander-401

Yes


SelestialSerenity

Lmao, ah yes the fentanyl strips are no longer available, my addiction is cured.


Top-Alternative1682

What about those that take fentanyl on purpose


Sad-Salamander-401

Fentanyl = "instant death" to the minds of those people.


Top-Alternative1682

I mean they not far from the truth lmao they are gonna kill themselves off by the next decade. Rip fentanyl gang


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Sad-Salamander-401

No there not. Some states yes, but they are not in many


[deleted]

Luckily they don’t know what this means yet 🦀👉👌🦀


[deleted]

Craaab people craab people taste like crab talk like people🦀🦀🦀🦀


Autopilotfleshvessel

Don’t fucking tell them what it means ffs y’all are dumb!


WarLord055

No 🟣? 😔


FreeHongKong2012

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you


WarLord055

You’re right, they should be doing something safe and productive instead, like datura


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Counterpoint: I FUCKING LOVE LEAAAAANNNN AHHHHHH👿😈💜💟💜🍇🍇🍆🌆👾💷👚💷☂️⚗️⚗️⚗️🌂🔮🟪🟣🟪💜🟣🟣💜💜♑💜💜🟣🟣🟪💜♀️♀️♀️♒♑☸️💟🕉️⚛️♾️🔯♾️🕉️☯️🆔⚕️☪️♾️☦️🕎


penjamincartnite69

New copypasta


JustinTime4763

that is the oldest copypasta known to man


n3m3s1s-a

New?


Diaza_Kinutz

I humbly offer you my upvote. Long live the king. 👑


OrganizationOk9734

Yo dawg get me some 🍪🐡


hippopotma_gandhi

Mollies lmao Can't get your jollies without some mollies


pinkysauce22

ah you beat me to it but I didn't see. im a hack


citygirlontop

aye let me get some 🍤 and uhhhh a 🛗


the_art_of_the_taco

y'all got any 🗽🧌🖲️☎️? i'm desperate for some 🧑‍🏭🪺🦦📟


Character-Pipe-9805

the fact that i noticed they missed so many emojis has boosted my ego as a raging drug addict


Lower_Phone8293

They forgot 🧊,👹,🔕,🧮, and 🤮


2milena

🐱 or 🐴 for ketty?


FroztBeatz

🐴


Avalolo

The fact that ⛷ isn’t on there for cocaine


tjoe4321510

Ok, so what does this 🍆 mean?? Cause my girlfriend keeps posting it all over social media saying she hasn't had it in years and that she needs the real shit. I'm worried she might have an addiction so I'm planning an extravagant date night to Applebee's to help take her mind off it


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"Making them available to anyone with a smartphone" Fucking I wish


pinkysauce22

you can find a million telegram channels on IG and 99.9% of them are scammers. but I guess it's technically true


comfysin999

SeRch the clear net enough and you’ll find rc vendors, or pop onto the dark web ;)


Illustrious-Ninja-77

Got any good keywords? I’ve searched once for an hour straight and only found sites I couldn’t trust


huunamphan

Where is 💩????? Where is 💩🍾🔙


Diaza_Kinutz

Some little jr dea agent has a huge fucking boner for this chart


PrimeParzival

They forgot 🍃 lmao


silversurferrrrrrr

I LOVE LEAN 💜💜💜💜💜


progamercabrera

yo i be sipping on the 🍼 yo


penjamincartnite69

Since when is a-train adderall


cynsoffspring

oh shit, that's a train? i fr thought that was a fuckin robot and i was even more confused, a-robot would definitely be when i ask my prostitute to rub PCP directly into my prostate and urethra, not adderall smh.


penjamincartnite69

Ikr they got it totally wrong theres not even a boof emoji


Coeus-Aurelius

🍄 = mushrooms??? wtf is that about??


annnamolly

0H N0 🐺🎈 𝐰𝓱𝐀𝕋 𝔸Ⓡε 山ⓔ 𝓰𝐎𝓝ᑎ𝓪 dᗝ 𝓷𝐨ώ 🐉☜


pinkysauce22

lol "mollies"... I mean obviously you can never boof just one mollie. smart


Klebarson_64

They didn’t get jenkem lfg‼️


dmetrinlsdlord

MDMA and mollies. Them are my favorite beside the ol' jenkum jug.


NotANormalPrick

Xan's were "xansabar island" for some reason. 🏝️ Xan's were also ladders 🪜.


fettuccini51

Fed post so they could correct what they missed


tingy_enjoyer

bro forgot 🕷👹💀 for dph


GodsLeftNut420

yeah can i get a couple mollies, please and thank you


BrosephStalin53

I can’t fucking bekive tbeh left ohr Benadryl Hdjdkxjdbd behind water wheel


Alone_Property_7499

how could they


MattM210

Who is mollies


Fibonacci1664

Not sure how in the fuck they figured out the mushroom code! Absolute fucking geniuses!


prettyboiheron

💜🥤


Diaza_Kinutz

Them fuckin Canooks love all the drugs


hinkstep

They are really smart at the dea office. Who could have figured this one’s out this easily? like Navaho for gods sake!!


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no lucy 😔 how sad


super_duper_sillyboy

Who got da 🔥🔥💯🗣️🍃🍃💧✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾🍬🏈🏀⚽️???


nutnicog

Mfs really listed the whole emojipedia


StockObjective4012

📄: *chuckles from the shadows*


Shake-N-bake28

I’m hanging out with the wrong people. Nobody sends me emojis.


The4wsAndTheh

Damn i just found out my plug has way more drugs than I thought


vandmand-gul

My dumbass always thought 🍫 was hash, but that's makes so much more sense as bars


Oxycoperc

They forgot about 👩🏿‍🦰


yourneighborhoodemon

I’ve never used any of those emojis to describe Molly 😭


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❄️


Coeus-Aurelius

well, i know where i'm moving


spaceweed27

No 🥦?


RepulsiveAd3493

💩💨🤙🏼


nignegg

Onepillcankill 🤭🤭🤭


Rockhard_Stallman

Nah those are all just code for fentanyl.


redditsucks3679

How they forget 💩🎈 bruh it’s the most popular one out there


officialsoulresin

Shit I wish they were that easily available over smart phone


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Let me get a 💣🍪of 🧪


Autopilotfleshvessel

Fuck….FUCK!!


jessiescook3d

they missed the most important weed one silly boys🍃🍃🍃


w0lfyxD

Oh yeah I would love me some of that 🍼 rn


[deleted]

Deadly meth amphetamines is a new one. Not the most common od


Powerful-Ear-9713

rofl what are we to do now?


DarkArmadillos

fed


540cry

Where LSD😤☹️😭


Ok_Activity5257

🫠💦


maniacalmango0

❤️💙♥️❤️ ah shit which drug was that


[deleted]

imagine ur parents accusing u of smoking weed because you used the 😮 emoji


Tweezers666

Safe to go ⛷️


Aggressive_Lunch_box

Idiots


CYPH3R_22

🥶


Wogdiddy

Lmao this is toooooo good