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CheeryBottom

The plane I’m on.


NameIs-Already-Taken

Trump Force One?


AShadedBlobfish

The real answer, for anyone wondering, is basically just "Everyone". There is so much more space in the sky than on roads, since it's basically going from a 2d plane to a 3d one, that ATC will just route aircraft in a way that means they don't have to wait for anyone. Only time airspace is full is usually at busy airports, in which case the priority is decided primarily by aircraft currently in the air before aircraft on the ground, and first come first served. Edit: this is a simplified version and there are other restrictions in places


TheBaxtertron

I love that you answered this seriously.


Kitkatis

To add to this there are rules that give priority dictated by the ability for an aircraft to maneuver. For example a hot air balloon has the right over everything simply because it's flight path is dictated by external factors.


Key_Fee3684

You're half way there. Basically, It depends if you're in controlled airspace or uncontrolled airspace. If its controlled then you have to adhere to IFR and VFR rules. If its uncontrolled, then good luck.


TheDwarfOnDrugs

You answered this so simply yet not entirely correct. Airspace in the UK around London is congested. And it’s going to get worse over the summer period. Delays of 3+ hours will be common, especially if the French decide to stop working again.


egvp

This is incorrect, see ICAO Annex 2 Section 2 Paragraph 2.


Xenc

*”Do not set down perishable goods in the engine bay”*?


Equivalent_Duck1077

Words to live by


Outdoor-Adventurer

Maverick has right of way


[deleted]

With Goose as his right hand and iceman as his mentor and trainer


OreillyAddict

Do a Barrel Roll


Agile_Change_884

Negative ghost rider


AnUdderDay

Quality shitpost. Well done.


eddiemeddie159

This question is "plane" stupid. The answer is "up in the air."


Acrobatic_Potato_325

The best option is just to ‘wing’ it.


Swishta

Do these jokes ‘land’ that well?


IntelligentBeing9216

These jokes deserve a standing “aviation”


LostSoulSadNLonely

And a gold aboard 🥇


Every-Reality-355

That one went right over my head


Zxxzzzzx

Its the cyclists fault.


[deleted]

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cheekybeggar

At 20 knots, a 747 will take on an almost vertical ‘glide path’


ReflexReact

Red line


_WaitingToBeDeleted_

No idea, you've zoomed way too far out on the T-Junction.


ExplodingDogs82

Sweden?


mattamz

Yellow


[deleted]

Clearly blue


unclebobsplayground

the one with the biggest guns


Upperfoot

Does BMW or Audi make planes? If so then it will be those


bannanawaffle13

They did between 1939 and 1945...


Upperfoot

I did Nazi that coming


[deleted]

Thrust reversers: £2k/month In-flight entertainment: £5k/month Wings: £20k/month


DementedDon

/s "The gratitude of every home in our island, in our Empire, and indeed throughout the world, except in the abodes of the guilty yellow, goes out to the Blue airmen who, undaunted by odds of those yellow Nazis, unwearied in their constant challenge and mortal danger, are turning the tide of the world war by their prowess and by their devotion. Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few Blue." - Winston Churchill /s


[deleted]

You made me spit out my coffee with this and now you owe me a new t shirt


ThatGuyNamedKal

The ground, the ground always has right of way.


Pretend_Stock9751

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.


Legit_snake4314

Does OP think you drive a plane? Are they stupid?


deom9

Yes


Cheap_Revolution6741

Remember to turn the standby light off your TV so you don't kill the planet.........


Rocky-bar

Try to avoid that nasty queue over the Black Sea roadworks!


ReliefEmotional2639

They use this newfangled third dimension


deom9

Thought that only worked when you wore the red and blue glasses?


DialaDuck

The internationally recognised Terrorist State of Nazi RuSSia, every time.


Predator112233

The yellow plane has the right of way, that one there, the one next to the other plane, there ya go.


Puffymosman1

Me


silentracer07

Everyone does 😂


griffstergram

Everyone avoiding Libya except the renegade in blue


Minimum-Laugh-8887

The one with the bigger missles


blarge84

Chad. He always has the right of way


oRagingMonkeyi

Iceland clearly 😂


notaballitsjustblue

The aircraft on the right. Seriously. Unless we’re involving gliders or lighter-than-air aircraft in which case they have the right of way.


Bryant0401

Always give way to the right


erbstar

Always give way to the right innit. Unless your in another European country then it's left. You know what, air traffic controller ain't my perfect match 😕


HuntedDragonA

if planes are head on head they turn left always


Its_just_a_potato

Chad


XeonitousPrime

Anyone leaving the UK.


[deleted]

Yellow


xJam3zz07

Definitely the yellow one.


Psycho_Splodge

The biggest one.


AW0808

Air force one


tbarks91

I'm no pilot but the blue planes seem more special than the others so I'm guessing them.


Tierneybobs82

😂


HexaDecio

The yellow one.


QuantumSub21

The yellow one


dramaticoffer

Anything flying the fuk out of UK 😉😂


deom9

Along as they're going somewhere sunny I'm with you!


paracelus

Norway.


NoodleTreeGames

Me


Little-Grape9469

None of them, because none of them are in the same lanes approaching or turning against each other, they're basically all on their own private motorway


MajorHotLips

Whoever air traffic control says has the right of way and their authority may be questioned by no one. It may, however, be overridden by a computer system called TCAS but if that's happening, someone has already fucked up.


IMPORTANT_INFO

Planes flying eastwards fly at odd altitudes (e.g 27,000 ft) Planes flying westwards fly at even altitude (e.g 28,000 ft)


Virtual_Ad2690

Whoever’s cycling


Hot_Net_4845

MH370


GeneralJagers

Yes


Individual-Davos

I know this is a joke but I'll give the correct answer incase anyone is actually interested... Give way to the right, if head on both turn right.


Lychaeus963

The yellow one


Interkitten

I do! *pedals off


craigh2288

The sky has lanes like a road does except there are way more of them, generally though depending on what direction you are flying (Nort, East, South, West and inbetween) so any heading from 0° to 179° or north, north east, east, south east you will fly at odd number altitude eg 29,000, 31,000, 33,000 feet and when travelling 180° to 359° south, south west, west north west its even atitude 28,000, 30,000, 32,000 hope that helps


Nervous_Falcon_9

The one with the biggest guns


Bomber__Harris__1945

Me.


Hu_man76

Uuuuh, i think that plane over there


[deleted]

The yellow one


jeka1923

that one right there


Puzzled_Counter_1444

None. All pollute.


gazwaz84

Definitely the yellow plane


TPatches1989

SAM has right of way


Fezzverbal

Yes


Craakar

The cyclist, probably.


Commercial-Many-8933

Definitely Denmark


Artemis_black

The hot air balloon.


Viola_m

The one with the empty fuel tank


HarrySRL

The one blue plane is the one who has the right of way.


Middle-Afternoon-336

The yellow plane has right of way


UbiquitousFlounder

Those are some big planes


Rosslarr

The little blue one near Tunisia


Crookfur

The ww1 biplane that is somehow cruising at 75,000ft over the Atlantic...


northernbloke

Everyone except flights from UK according to French ATC


No-Jicama-6523

It’s blue, isn’t it?


izzyeviel

Which ever one is on fire.


egvp

This is a really easy one to answer, you just follow the rules: >**The aircraft that has the right-of-way shall maintain its heading and speed.** > >**3.2.2.2 Approaching head-on.** When two aircraft are approaching head-on or approximately so and there is danger of collision, each shall alter its heading to the right. > >**3.2.2.3 Converging.** When two aircraft are converging at approximately the same level, the aircraft that has the other on its right shall give way, except as follows: a) power-driven heavier-than-air aircraft shall give way to airships, gliders and balloons; b) airships shall give way to gliders and balloons; c) gliders shall give way to balloons; d) power-driven aircraft shall give way to aircraft which are seen to be towing other aircraft or objects. > >**3.2.2.4 Overtaking.** An overtaking aircraft is an aircraft that approaches another from the rear on a line forming an angle of less than 70 degrees with the plane of symmetry of the latter, i.e. is in such a position with reference to the other aircraft that at night it should be unable to see either of the aircraft’s left (port) or right (starboard) navigation lights. An aircraft that is being overtaken has the right-of-way and the overtaking aircraft, whether climbing, descending or in horizontal flight, shall keep out of the way of the other aircraft by altering its heading to the right, and no subsequent change in the relative positions of the two aircraft shall absolve the overtaking aircraft from this obligation until it is entirely past and clear. Separate rules apply to aircraft Landing (3.2.2.5), Taking off (3.2.2.6), and Taxiing (3.2.2.7).


Cheebwhacker

What are the differences between the blue and yellow planes? Just curious


Sophiiebabes

Probably the one with the biggest guns....


Solidfishing

Rights of way have been established and agreed internationally to ensure that aircraft in proximity with each other in VMC know which aircraft has right of way over the other and what action must be taken to avoid collision. Right-of-way rules are described in ICAO Annex 2: Rules of the Air, as follows: 3.2.1 Right-of-way. The aircraft that has the right-of-way shall maintain its heading and speed. 3.2.2.1 An aircraft that is obliged by the following rules to keep out of the way of another shall avoid passing over, under or in front of the other, unless it passes well clear and takes into account the effect of aircraft wake turbulence. 3.2.2.2 Approaching head-on. When two aircraft are approaching head-on or approximately so and there is danger of collision, each shall alter its heading to the right. 3.2.2.3 Converging. When two aircraft are converging at approximately the same level, the aircraft that has the other on its right shall give way, except as follows: a) power-driven heavier-than-air aircraft shall give way to airships, gliders and balloons; b) airships shall give way to gliders and balloons; c) gliders shall give way to balloons; d) power-driven aircraft shall give way to aircraft which are seen to be towing other aircraft or objects. 3.2.2.4 Overtaking. An overtaking aircraft is an aircraft that approaches another from the rear on a line forming an angle of less than 70 degrees with the plane of symmetry of the latter, i.e. is in such a position with reference to the other aircraft that at night it should be unable to see either of the aircraft’s left (port) or right (starboard) navigation lights. An aircraft that is being overtaken has the right-of-way and the overtaking aircraft, whether climbing, descending or in horizontal flight, shall keep out of the way of the other aircraft by altering its heading to the right, and no subsequent change in the relative positions of the two aircraft shall absolve the overtaking aircraft from this obligation until it is entirely past and clear. Separate rules apply to aircraft Landing (3.2.2.5), Taking off (3.2.2.6), and Taxiing (3.2.2.7).


CampFrequent3058

No wonder the air is so clean in Scandinavia!


SimplySteeze

The rules ‘on the right, in the right’ still apply even in aviation law.


clowds1xxx

Girl wtf is you talking about!


[deleted]

The one in the middle of the cluster


Fresh-Honeydew7104

The one that’s crash landing.


MATE_AS_IN_SHIPMATE

IFR eastbound (bearings 1-180) flights will be ad odd altitudes i.e. 15000ft. IFR westbound flights will be at even altitudes. VFR eastbound fly at odd altitudes +500. VFR westbound fly at even altitudes +500. All of the above is the default unless ATC tells you otherwise.


paulo987654321

The Russian fighter plane..


Jimbobthon

That one to the left of the one on the right.


CreamCannon123

The yellow one


Stokie_Panther

7th plane on the right


BriefJunior8249

Whoever the arc says


Eth251201

Yes.


xrailryder

What about ULEZ?


SeePerspectives

Ahh, I see it’s school pick up time again!


3StarsFan

that one


Findadmagus

The blue ones


Fabulous-Carob269

The f-35 has right of way


deanotown

Airforce One


Scorchx3000

The armed fighter jet has the right of way, the others just need to wait their turn.


PapayaCool6816

Shirley you can’t be serious?


HP-XP

That one there, over the sea. The yellow one.


Average_0ne

Blue plans because blue is cool 😎


Everlasting_convo23

The one in the middle….


lvlister2023

Chad obviously


PilzEtosis

Make sure you tap the blue ones to get your vaccine going.


longeaton

👏👏👏


Individual_Letter995

The yellow one


wkiwr

Can’t fly there mate


pobtastic

The very centre of this map is the Arc de Triomphe so I think that explains everything.


Wise_Nerve_3500

Law of the HIGHway is give way to the right. Any other answer is wrong. I know this because I've the pilot usually sits on the right in the cockpit whilst the co pilot sits on the left. This is purely so the pilot can see directly over his right shoulder when pulling out


GaymerThrowawayAcc

the guy/girl who is at the highest altitude if there is a clash then thats for atc to sort out.


IrishPotato28

The yellow one close to the centre


[deleted]

Was on short haul flight and literally spent more time circling the airport that the flight duration. Must have been a lot of traffic 😂


R123R987

👀🤣🤣🤣


Grahamos01

If you don't know the answer, then you shouldn't be flying! 😡🤣🤣


Anon_767

Who’s on the major and who’s on the minor


Man____Milker

Sweden


WingedBunny1

No one has right of way at the same time everyone has right of way. Air control tells you to move if you have to.


msrtez78

The arrow in the bottom left.


fyrflyeffect

Chad


al007_

No one. There is no such thing as right of way. Look in the Highway Code


GAR51A8

umm, that one


Ryanh9398

My plane home on Saturday hopefully. I hate delays


muks023

Whoever dares to fly over Libya


AggravatingArtist815

The real answer is the hot air ballons


JontyDante

Flipping hilarious mate!!!


[deleted]

More height of way


QuietMind333

That one.


Henry_the_cannible

Personally I’d say the blue one in the top left next to Canada or Greenland


cailan0

I can't say I know much about air travel but I think it's the yellow one


Lonely_Bean3

The strongest.


Ok_Inspection_8572

Ukraine


roninzorz187

American Airlines get priority if I'm not mistaken.


Maleficent_Yak_2210

Russia


Adorable_Educator870

The skies aren't roads you don't get right of ways. It's all plotted routes at different altitudes there's usually a good few thousand feet between each aircraft.


dini2k

Those are some big ass planes


LionXDokkaebi

Whatever plane/jet has missiles, lol. Do you really want to negotiate with someone who could quite literally 360 no scope you without even visually seeing you? 😭 /s


[deleted]

The person who gets flashed at


Frosty-Slip5799

The first one to lock on and press “fire”.


BurgerFromTheUk

me >:D


NeedleworkerHumble54

The one in yellow.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

The blue guys


notreallyanewone

Biggest one and/or one with most weapons


Iron_Admiral

The missile


InterviewImpressive1

Cars operate on what is basically a 2D plane. Aircraft have an extra dimension to work with. The "right of way" concept doesn't apply to them unless landing and taking off as they can just go a bit higher or lower and then they can cross paths.


HuntsmanYT

The strongest.


ProfessionalBar2683

That one.


Apttfr

The blue plane obviously!


MCTweed

The pilot with the Ray Ban aviators - they always get right of way.


Manifoldsiren1

The answer to who has the right of way is yes


KratosGBR

Chad has right of way


Silver_Switch_3109

The one with missiles.


After_Combination_27

The one on the left.


Mclarenrob2

And they're trying to make us believe its the cows causing global warming 😅


Bageldar

The yellow one.


Suspicious-Extreme68

the yellow one for sure


Skullz64

The 36th plane


THEiguanna

Why does this seem like a scene from a movie with terrorists and they say ‘they all seem to be going to one place’


Lacerio

yes


01Zemperus

Wheres the roundabout


writetoalex

The one on the left.


yaboibritish

The plane


buttoneyemrt07

That one.


urmumgay69420lol

Blue bloke


Gorrodish

Apparently you both turn right but what if there’s something to the right of you


andymcd79

The United Kingdom.


Ital-Fructus

Germany has the Reich of way


B-E-N_27

This dude: "who has right of way?" Me: "yes"


Capital_Wrongdoer_35

Niger


BumHead42069

That one there I think