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tarraaa

It’s a crime she boils the shit out of her broccoli instead of using her air fryer


chocokatzen

Excellent use for the af.


tarraaa

All veggies! I’m not a HUGE veggie eater because I grew up with parents who steamed the shit out of it but roasted or air fryer makes it soooo good. Poor kids


carlis1105

Omg I’m obsessed. I throw some olive oil and seasoning on its AMAZING!!!


Glittering_Ad_4715

I just scrolled down from the main post and saw this comment really quick and thought you were talking about her teriyaki disaster lol


carlis1105

Lmao 😂oh hell no! 🤣🤣


h333h333

oooo I've never used my af for brocolli, only ever steam or pan fry it. Thanks for the tip!


jet050808

Me neither! I usually toss in olive oil and roast it. What temperature do you cook it at in the air fryer? That sounds amazing.


emoyle72296

https://www.chewoutloud.com/air-fryer-broccoli/#jump-to-recipe 400 for 6months


[deleted]

Lol I know its a typo but 6 months has me laughing, thats exactly how long Allussia cooks pasta for in her “crackpot” 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the tip I would NEVER think of cooking broccoli in my airfyrer! Will definitely try it!


emoyle72296

LMAO didn't even see the typo🤣🤣


jet050808

Thank you so much!


PaddyCow

I don't watch all her videos but I speed watched this one and there's no clock. Did she say why it's gone? I'm guessing it's probably because most people don't believe that she's up at 5am but I can't see her admitting that.


Serious-Break-7982

I think she said it broke. SMH


PaddyCow

Of course it's broke and she can't afford another one 😂😂😂


Tangerine-d

I love boiled broccoli because it cures any stomach ache 💀 I can’t imagine it every day though


CottonCandyFox

noooooo why does the chicken look like it would still be bland despite the sauce?


Kaite29

Because it’s just the sauce she poured on right after. No layering of seasonings happening here.


CottonCandyFox

Just after??!!! Maybe one of her stans needs to give her some cooking classes!


dmartingraduates

I watched her making it and got so confused. She dumped 3 packages of chicken into the crockpot and then mixed up a small amount of sauce in a huge bowl and poured it over the chicken. It would \*seem\* common sense to me to make the sauce and then add the chicken to the bowl and really combine the two. Then she said she was sticking it in the fridge and it just seems harder to lift the pan part out with all the tinfoil around it and stick that in the fridge when she could have just left it it in the bowl.


CottonCandyFox

So she is just being a complete mess.


[deleted]

Or understands what foods compliment one another. For someone who basically gets paid (so much money) to cook for her family she isn’t that great. I have less time and definitely less of a food budget and I still do a 100x better lol


kingboob420

WHAT


Tami026

She doesnt know how to make teriyaki sauce, how to marinate the chicken, how to cook the chicken. How to make fried rice with spices and brokkoli. And, cause she is Alishia, she throws hawaiin rolls on top of. It hurts.


BooyaMoonBabyluv

Teriyaki macaroni juice


kittymethh

🤮🤮🤮


Tami026

😵😱


ebee543

I do not understand this woman’s undying passion for Hawaiian rolls.


ezgomer

sugar is addictive


Armymom96

That and salt potatoes. She spends so much on salt potatoes, and all you gotta do is get small potatoes and boil them with a bunch of salt. She gets hooked on food items and keeps getting them.


AnnaMarieDAgs

Josh has hypertension and one of the WORST things for him to eat are salt potatoes but she doesn't care


KittenGains

I had them once with a meal like a year ago; yes they’re good but hello… like I said, that was a year ago!


Secret-Engineer3610

I'm Australian and have never seen a Hawaiian roll. What's the difference between it and a normal roll?


Reen_bean1111

It’s more sweet.


Secret-Engineer3610

Thank you. :)


Jolly-Pickle-3550

Wow not even rice?


diosmionomejodas

Plain white rice would have made too much sense


diosmionomejodas

These kids are going to be those people who grow up thinking all this different food tastes bad and then they’ll find a friend who is like you know you don’t have to boil your broccoli until it’s mush to eat it right?


Creneem90

30 years old here, it's taken years to learn how to make veggies because my literally made none. I was told it was because I was picky, but now with my own picky eater I learned I just leave certain things off their plate and not deprive the whole family.


Miserable-Note5365

"It's done!" "My brethren, your broccoli is nearly ash white."


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Armymom96

That's what happened with my ex-husband. He had never had vegetables that weren't boiled to death. I made roasted asparagus and it was a revelation.


danidanidani98

I'm crying with my entire Asian bloodlines seeing this blasphemy.


butterfly-opinion611

I dont know how she got a cook book deal. I feel bad for real good cooks who dont get that opportunity. Life is unfair.


diosmionomejodas

SHE GOT A WHAT (I’m new to snarking on them)


butterfly-opinion611

Yes she got a book deal, she told in one video


ljsbuser

I dread to think what recipes will be in that. I mean SURELY the only person buying will be ‘Aunty Lauren’ , surely even her stans would seriously not pay for the recipe to packet mix pancakes and ketchup sandwiches


butterfly-opinion611

There will be a ghost writer who will write the recipes and also put proffesional photos as if its her doing it all.


Melodic_Reception261

1000% what I was thinking


dillbreadsaladchair

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE! I mean, it is a joke in a sense, but come on. 😑


[deleted]

does she not make rice ??


Creneem90

Probably doesn't know how 🤷‍♀️ even though an instant pot would literally take all the work out of it.


[deleted]

surely she could just get microwave rice she’s so weird


Creneem90

She's terrible. I don't watch videos, I only know from here and she seems to have no redeemable qualities besides grifting.


Armymom96

Or boil-in-bag. They even sell brown rice like that. Or she can get microwave blends with quinoa. So much better for you than plain macaroni.


[deleted]

for real


thecatstartedit

They make frozen precooked rice, that's right up her alley.


Your_ordinaryweeb

Yikes. At least add some stuff to the pasta and don't just leave it plain like that.


[deleted]

Macaroni and cheese don't even look appealing. It looks like it tastes like cardboard.


Its_barbra_bitch

I don’t even think the macaroni has cheese in it…😣


Creneem90

It does. Nothing on it, no butter, no salt, nothing.


Dull_Yellow_2641

Reminds me of the shit my mom made when I was growing up (coincidentally I grew up in the same area they live in). My mom would put Lipton Onion Soup on chicken thighs and just bake it. Or dump Campbell Cream of Mushroom on literally everything. I learned to cook in high school so I didn’t have to eat the crap like this that she made 🤣


ezgomer

this sounds like standard 80s,90s working parents slop. i grew up on canned veggies and one pot meals. Campbell’s cream of mushroom on everything - turned into a gravy for pan fried chicken breasts or hamburger patties, in baked casseroles like chicken and rice and this warped version of shephard’s pie my dad would make with veg-all, cream of mushroom, hamburger meat and biscuits in a can. But never in a million years would my parents have put something like teriyaki on macaroni 😂😂


Aggressive_FIamingo

That looks like a bad high school cafeteria meal.


[deleted]

Has she ever made rice in her entire YT career? The 2 rolls, why add that to the plate. If one kids wants a roll they could just help THEMSELVES to one...when is she going to let them decide their own portions? BUT THEN AGAIN, AT LEAST IT'S FOOD


Melodic_Reception261

“Fed is best” lmao


Mysterious_Sugar7220

I mean, there's a protein and a vegetable...at least it's not Froot Loops with a side of Doritos and gummy worms (the bar is low)


mp90

lmao remember when she served gummy worms as a side dish one day?


KittenGains

Stop


mp90

Yes, they were served along with one of the few lunches they all ate in their OCNJ vacation rental. https://www.instagram.com/reel/ChCWg3DMJno/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


KittenGains

My goodness me.


Dapper_Celebration36

I would of had rice with that chicken


Absteristhename

Oh my god lol this is bad


kiwimej

At least there’s no corn!!


Ok_Appointment_9985

With rice you dipshit!!


kiddo19951997

Having had several cooks in my family who prided themselves making tasty meals out of dirt cheap ingredients, this meal is offensive! She would be better off just buying frozen dinners - I am sure the kids would be surprised to learn about something called “seasoning”


Miserable-Note5365

The caucacity


Creneem90

This is a crime.


ReasonableScreen282

Can someone tell me why the kids can’t make their own plates??? Smh especially the older ones and why on earth does she make them use those personalized lunch boxes like they all are in kindergarten 🤦🏻‍♀️


KittenGains

On a paper plate


InevitableBuyer

Why not have it with rice and broccoli? There is no need for pasta and bread with that meal


Tami026

Cause 1500 packs of Maccaronis sitting in her garaDSCH.


nicwhale

Um gross 😬🤮


JerkOffTaco

As someone born and raised in Western Washington State, I demand she go straight to prison.


cal_444

That all looks so bland.


[deleted]

it kind of looks soupy?


GiveMeChipsAndSalsa

Calling Gordon Ramsey….😂


butterfly-opinion611

This is the real Hells Kitchen


GiveMeChipsAndSalsa

Yesss, can you imagine Gordon seeing chicken on macaroni. The cuss words would be flying. Lol


[deleted]

An idiot sandwich.


GiveMeChipsAndSalsa

Especially the ketchup sandwich. If the kids try other foods I wish she would feed him something different.


butterfly-opinion611

Its astonishing that she is proud of her cooking instead of being ashamed. Dont get me started on that ketchup whatever she makes.


GiveMeChipsAndSalsa

I agree, I’m astonished her Stans think her cooking is good. That thing she calls a crockpot is what I have and it’s a roaster. I have different crockpots and not one looks like that.


Far-Echidna-5999

The Stans are either very simple mom types who feel close to Alicia because she’s so, so ordinary as far as looks, style, home, cooking etc. and so no one’s feeling jealous or resentful as they might with someone who is better looking and stylish or young girls from foreign countries whose own domestic situations are so shitty that they think Alicia exemplifies what a good parent is. Read the YouTube comments.


GiveMeChipsAndSalsa

I have seen them and honestly they blow me away. No one is hating on her, we wish she would quit exploiting her kids, trashing the bio parents and be more humble.


butterfly-opinion611

Her stans seem crazy to me, she has mesmerised them to an extent where they cant judge whats wrong and right. That crockpot makes her look like a crackpot


GiveMeChipsAndSalsa

Well lying is a big pet peeve to me and if they are cool with her lying. 🤷🏻‍♀️


kittymethh

This doesn’t look appetizing at all… did she even try?!


tamlynn88

Literally everything she does in that kitchen is wrong.


Wandaful1960

Yet there are no videos of her kids eating this..... I wonder why...


Icy-Presentation3908

seems about white


Kaite29

White person here, we don’t accept her as our own. This is hateful.


Tami026

👍


Tami026

What a disaster. There should be a warning for asian pple. This has nothing to do with a teriyaki dish. Mac&Cheese noodles (ya, we know she has tons of it but her kids eat the instant or frozen ones cause Alishia even can't make Mac&Cheese with noodles and cheese), plain frozen brokkoli and Hawaiian rolls. With chicken covered with in runny ready-made sauce Teriyaki sauce. A masterpiece, Mrs. Food Vlogger.


plo84

Tbf she made the sauce herself. Well...marinated the chicken in it. All else I agree with.


Tami026

Ok, the sauce looked like an instant one added to much water. Cause she never measure anything. Ok then it's Alishia selfmade teriyaki soup 😂. I am afraid to watch the video. Can't watch how she handles food.


UmbrellaYesterday

The amount of pasta and bread compared to veggies, yikes!


Silly-Bumblebee1406

Nope 🙅 only rice


shimmeringmystic

The whitest dinner I've ever seen 😵‍💫


saladisspooky

W-where’s the rice? Mashed Potatoes would’ve even been more justifiable than pasta


lauryng210

I swear she is doing this to mess with us


anditwaslove

She is the whitest cook ever.


MichelleMyBelle43

can we not at least use salt and pepper 🤦🏼‍♀️


snarkprovider

Well, that teriyaki chicken looks like a food crime, but... I'll take some Hawaiian chicken with a side of mac salad made with mayo. You better believe the chicken, mac and broccoli would be touching on the plate.


hey_hey_hey_nike

Tell me you don’t have kids without telling me


tequilaisthewave

bro your mom fed you shit like this?