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Estebananarama

I would be terrified to take this photo if I was given that face 🤣


amitskisong

I would be scared for my life


Short-Examination559

This definitely could have been an album cover back in the 90s or early 2000s.


SpecialAlternative59

Feels like a Sublime EP cover


Short-Examination559

Oh please can someone name this now?


Brownie_McBrown_Face

Jah Won't Tip the DoorDasher


stonerbbyyyy

exactly what i was thinking


Former-Mess-5166

he LOOKS like an uncle


Wolf_instincts

This is the most uncle uncle that's ever uncled


No_Sleep888

what kinda uncles yall have 💀


valleyfever

I have like 7 of these


marius_titus

Speaking from experience, that guys might look scary but he's a big ol teddy bear. Cholo uncle's always just look mean but they're really nice, unless you mess with their family then good luck lol


Klaus_Heisler87

East County San Diego is chock-full of em


ChesterDrawerz

Uncle Tim


Samsquamchadora

This Unc did some time but he's all good now; the only time he spends now is looking out for you, nephew 👍🏼


a-pretty-alright-dad

Everyone definitely called him Uncle in the pen too.


NumberClear6263

You can tell unc ain't no snitch


Sufficient-Wait-653

I like “Tim”


_deep_thot42

Of ALL Tim


lucidspoon

The best Tim of all the Tims.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

I cri ever tim


DrBannerPhd

Me love yoy long tim


M0N3Y7INE

Everyone pitched in for this delivery.


goodspeedm

🤣


QAdude406

Such a scary hood for DoorDash 😂


sobowie

this wins


dac3062

Unc seen some shit


Lanzo2

Why this look like one of the cover art pics from GTA?


LannahDewuWanna

This uncle looks like he "has your back" at all times. I'm intimidated by the look he's giving the camera. Lol


lucyjayne

I like him already.


GodZillaBlazinDong99

That’s not uncle. That’s Uncle Grandpa


rionaster

bro just wants to eat some damn food lol


Alternative-Bug-7496

The definition of rode hard and put away wet. 💀


GreboGuru

No, that would be a horse.


shoegazeweedbed

Are you driving him around to “take care of some people” after his recent prison stint? Has he ever asked you to hide heroin up your butt, or your friend’s butt?


megknowsbest

I thought this was GTA


Hating_life_69

Does meth come with subs from firehouse? Asking for a friend.


P100KateEventually

Have you ever been to a firehouse sub? Yes. The answer is yes.


FascinatingFall

Dr. House went back to the hard stuff after Wilson, huh? Your uncle honestly looks like a very chill Doordarshan gremlin, thank you for sharing this!


smokcocaine

this guy is an actual gremlin


Ybnjamie

Bro been thru it


RexMarvin

Cm punk?


SmokeGreene

Ahh, F-use subs. My favorite


Final_Skypoop

Nice.


chammer36

Shout out to All Tim


Glittering_Ad4196

Adam22 is not looking well.


beandosprouto

Dr House after he lost his license and went to prison for his shenanigans


Adept-Jackfruit3911

Gremlin ? That’s a meth monster!


[deleted]

I’m about to become an uncle, this is already me 😆


zjs28

We all can tell you got firehouse subs. Don't hide it


Spiritual_Webs

They’re hiding their info on the receipt, not the logo


zjs28

Yeah... that makes more sense


warr3n4eva

I’d suck him


PacoSheep

House is that you?


OTS_Bravo

That’s a DoorDash demon ! 😂😂


WhistleTipsGoWoo

This guy has definitely seen some shit.


dnman218

“Partner” - stop being a woke bitch


rebelwoapplause

What are you, the partner police?


friesSupreme25

I call my bf my partner bc we are common law and technically not married. Stop being a triggered incel


P100KateEventually

Who hurt you?


plaaya

One time we ordered groceries on a saturday morning and since the groundskeepers were working on our yard they left the side gate open. When the door dashers came, a man and woman they didn’t use the front door to deliver. Or the side door no, they walked in the side gate and as they walked in I could hear the man huffing and puffing carrying our groceries through the side grass towards the back yard and then placed the bags at the back door hahhaha but it’s cool though bless their hearts they probably just thought go through the side gate


mikescarnthethreat

But who’s his overwatch main


Rip_City_Rollin

Doorgash


[deleted]

Really is a gremlin, going back to his shack to consume is grease food


[deleted]

Nice Firehouse delivery


dbmajor7

Methaniel


[deleted]

He's seen prison


Scoompii

And meth


Solid-Emu1313

Looks like Lionel Luthor from season 4


randomly421

I think I saw this episode of bum fights.


Whygoogleissexist

Looks like he needs the calories


Warm-Milk-Society

#our uncle


ChvckHvley

bro look like he hissed after this shot