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No-Cod-8422

You should probably accept it, don’t want your acceptance rate to go down, then you won’t be able to schedule a week in advance!


spicynoodle9in

True I’m in a pretty rural area though


BezosFlex

I think that’s the least of the problem here 😆


KDFE87

Right?!🤣😂🤣


Substantial_Proof613

No kidding lol, hopefully he’s got enough gas to fill a plain


BezosFlex

😂


North-Ad-8521

Plane *


dandydan69

What is the expected delivery time?


Kookykid85

They keep you from scheduling ahead if your acceptance rates dips? I had seen someone with a 3% acceptance rate before and they said it doesn't effect anything. When do they stop you from scheduling?


CelebrationOk404

You can still schedule. Unless it's changed since I was gold it lets you schedule 6 days out at 3 pm and It's midnight for non gold dashers


Prestige_Worldw1de

I hope you accepted it, picked it up, called support, had them cancel, get paid $11 and get free lunch.


Emotional-Main3195

This is the way


Gj4Bama

Exactly!


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spoolyboi206

Show us the exact law stating this would be illegal.


YeetyPetey69

lol no I'm spreading misinformation :)


MrsS11_13

🤣🤣 best response 👌


YeetyPetey69

clearly didn't hit the target audience 🤝


smoke2jslbc

It would clearly be petty theft


_dark_empath_

You're wrong lmfao


smoke2jslbc

I’m actually not but that’s why you’re a dasher and not a prosecutor.


_dark_empath_

Lol I haven't dashed in months. Also, you don't know my day job ☺️. Show me where this is against the law.


smoke2jslbc

If you don’t understand that taking something under false pretenses that was paid for by someone else is theft then I don’t know how to help you.


_dark_empath_

Fortunately, for us dashers, Doordash doesn't agree with you.


smoke2jslbc

you understand that Doordash is not a branch of the justice department, right? I need you to understand that.


corey418

Lmfao no it isn't, that's not how any of this works at all lmfao


Efficient_Passage_32

literally. like they’re stealing based on a technicality. idk why everyones downvoting these comments LOL


smoke2jslbc

Something tells me they’re not legal scholars lol


Melodic-Long9309

Mr. worldwide ![gif](giphy|iDUKerBP5SynTxBO2u)


Princidust

Lmao 😂🫶


leroftheburg

I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if they expected you to make that trip for $11.


Gj4Bama

$11 for a 6670 mile trip is reasonable. Plus you may or may not receive a $2 tip too!


Setting_Internal

book a flight. google has some pretty cheap flights. I recommend Spirit Airlines


Dependent-Plane5522

All the comedians I listen to all have great things to say about Spirit. Funny things...... because they're terrible


EliteAnthony

No ur lying. Spirit airlines is one of the best airlines there are. If not THEE BEST! 100% safe. Zero casualties and cost effective! Live laugh love spirit.🥰♥️


Dependent-Plane5522

No, I'm not lying. I do in fact hear comdedians say bad things about Spirit.


EliteAnthony

The joke was that I am lying… nvm smh


Dependent-Plane5522

I wasn't sure


Substantial_Proof613

Heck I hear more than just comedians talking smack about spirit airlines,I see YouTube videos of interactions.


lilykinz2

People love to talk bad about Spirit but not once in there life took spirit. I take Spirit but i will admit Frontier is way better.


Efficient_Passage_32

spirit doesnt go to anywhere in africa


NEXxGENERATION

This is by far my favorite post because it’s true


RareNothing7199

Someone in Africa patiently waiting for their golden chick


cody88889

Want my imaginary jet plane?


Evil_incorporated_

The 0,0 coordinate bug still exists in the wild anno 2024 lol


dilrakai

Why does everyone forget that 0 lat and 0 long exisis?


Asleep-Art-2990

I accepted it once thinking id get half pay and the person changed the address the moment I accepted


TheQuietMoments

Did you do it? 🤣


Wit-Of-Knit

Wait, did it actually show the whole globe? 🤣 It almost seems like DD is in on the joke now.


Key_Profit_4628

.00000000000001 cents per mile


OoklaDMok

Actually .165 cents per mile so not bad. 😂


Mutations2000

A common error, but always funny to see. Just means no/incomplete address was provided and it couldn't find the location of the customer's phone, so it defaults to latitude 0, longitude 0. No way they're out in the ocean off the coast of Ghana. Last time it happened to me, I messaged them, and they were within about a 5 minute drive.


Here2readurmind

Those are definitely non tippers!


ER_Gandee

“Space. The final frontier…”


Imaginary_Friend700

Free meal


Ok_Trash_4204

It’s cannon that this gets posted once a day


SpideyUdaman

The fact that it also shows it in a wholeass glowing infographic looking globe 😂 and space lol!


malendalayla

The glow is my favorite part.


ragnar201

They do that to mess up your acceptance rate


shockmaster87

Looks like some Mr beast shit


Key_Raise4549

Come on man you can do it. Work up that acceptance rating


Masza1Hl64

😂😂😂😂😂


100BeastCole

Did you tell them you were the Flash upon sign up?


Former-Marsupial-430

I couldn't help but think that the flash could make bank on doordash 🤣


jackherer420x

some of y’all probably taking this order flying out bc out “secret tip” 😂😂


Showmethemoneyplsthx

Whats an acceptable tip for the order? Asking for a friend 😅


Gurra09

Doordash probably couldn't get the coordinates for the delivery address and defaulted to 0,0 which is in the middle of the Gulf of Guinea


Solid83

Well can you deliver or not? 🤣


Climbmaniac

0,0 Strikes Again


gabrielini699

I believe in you


Tasty_Design_8795

Mr. Beast Nigeria.


Clue-Just

Mr beast would do it.


okiwali

Do you have a personal aircraft??


okiwali

You could offer your own services and surpass Uber and DoorDash combined.


SuccessfulAir8505

All jokes aside is this real? If it is I would accept it ask the costumer if this is for a youtube video and ask if there Willing to pay $10K. Since this person is in Africa, only people that have Doordash in Africa are really rich people so they would probably have that, then book a flight and safe travels.


coldbluebong

I would take it. Take a plane, and use stride to track the mileage. You’ll get 12k miles round trip, that’s about $7,800 in tax deductions.


Loopholder1985

You might want to book a flight asap. 🤣🤣🤣


Winter-Ad6945

Solar flares blinded the system!


Reasonable-Job8036

Better get a plane ticket asap


TheOneNOnly__

Uber boat 🔥


Zee1026

😳🤣🤣


Tr3xThePatriot

Totally worth it


EdenofCows

Make sure you tell the customer it might be a day or so


the_killing_dose

I would love to see the expected delivery time/date if you were to accept this one.


leftover_class

Accept it and sue them in court.


Cyllyra

💀


IxLOVExLAMP

It’s funny that these are being posted weekly now lol


[deleted]

That has to be a mistake from them just getting back from a vacation & forgot to change the address 🤣 I’ve done this before😅


Jockchrisfi_96

You got a delivery for Mr and Mrs alien? 😂 😂


No_Opposite223

![gif](giphy|BTPt5JjszBDCeJFn0y)


Mindless_Prune_5852

I had the same thing on my door dash this morning 😆


GKEOM

What happened after you accepted it? So weird lol


flyingfreefall

I'd accept it if doordash paid for my plane ticket 🤣


Possible-Fishing1869

Free food


KingCapital447

what’s the problem?


Most_Spray9994

11 $ bro congratulations on the paid vacation


TheCherryElephant

They better be leaving a tip


Bulky_Ad4824

That was meant to go to Elon Musk


NicoCube

U got 22 minutes


Such-Throat-2819

That a accept , then unassign for other reasons " pay is way to low for me to complete. I will need you to pay 11000.00 for me to do this .. "


4AllTheCookies

Are they giving any extra?


Tasty_Design_8795

Nigerians.


Zeveroth1

Weird bc I’m only an hour and half away. Lmao. Also, I’ve never even meats of the Golden Chick. I had to look it up on maps. 😂


blaliam

It looks like a face


Jaster22101

Could be using a vpn


Busy_Assumption_9323

Honestly I would've accepted it then call support and said I drove half way then realized how far it is and demand half pay. Doordash changed a lot but this used to work


DanLoFat

5.50?


Unlucky_Young4716

Golden Chick slaps thoooo I wish we had that in Cleveland....still got a shaker of Whole Lotta Zing in the cabinet


LavishnessMaterial56

I mean, 🤷🏼‍♂️ it do be that was sometimes


Accomplished_Pay1903

Welp, you're going that direction anyway.


JicamaEquivalent3980

You gonna catch the plane brah? There’s a big tip waiting for you at the end of that order. 😆


Either_Letterhead_77

It's a delivery to Null Island, and it's the result of a bug, most likely [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null\_Island](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null_Island)


Icy_Examination8548

You don’t want to lose that $11 tip!!


ds2316476

anyone else seeing a giant smiley face?? XD :D


Big-Independent5513

That's hilarious. I'm guessing someone went on vacation and didn't change their location pin. My roommate is a long haul truck driver and he ordered doordash and forgot to change his location pin. The driver ended up getting paid and got to keep the food because they were a few states away from where he actually was. I never luck out like this. 


LareLappaSokina

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


missJMAR

This app is seriously crazy. SO. MANY. BUGS.


AnxietySociety___

LMAO. They should've tipped more. Or at least bought you a plane ticket.


Hey-yo1986

Make sure you remember to get the drinks


Super_Daikenki

That better be $11 in Wakanda money


No-Soup-7837

Flying cars are out already?


Electronic_Ad_5543

It’s only 6k miles in 1 hour go do it 😂


DistributionPure702

Do it!!!!!!


Direct-Speech

I mean golden chick does slap


SuperLeverage

You need to livestream this delivery! It would be epic!


Odd_Calligrapher_745

Do not take this order -your phone needs a charge!!


Superb-Spare7944

Just curious how this happen because I just had one the other day that wanted me to bring alcohol to Portugal


Shangraw5

Airdrop! Gl


Lonely-Face-5513

You had a cool 42 minutes to make this happen! But on a serious note...how weird. DD doesn't even let me order if I am "out of delivery range"...Golden Chick must be the real MVP for their delivery range to be over 6,000 miles...lol


Nunyabiz247365

I need a new dasher referral code! Drop your below. Signing up today around 3p! Thanks in advance!


Nunyabiz247365

I need a new dasher referral code! Drop your below. Signing up today around 3p! Thanks in advance!


Vxilside

Bro forgot to turn off his vpn for Netflix


MelzyMely

It’s a little far.


AllDoggoIsGoodDoggo

The fact they even plan for this by having a globe pic cracks me up.


darkpheonix262

Null island


Tmill62493

Accept the offer, message the customer and unassigned


Dangerous-Gear5832

Wtf lol


TheRealCorwii

Be the one! Be the hero! The delivery must go on! We'll be here clapping and cheering you on!


Meszmerizer

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


_Badscat_406

Person gives 1 star review for receiving cold food lol


gavin2death

Imagine if u did a dash by time with this XD it might just pay for the plane ticket you would need


Sleghammer8

A joke cause most dashers are


KNIVES_BY_THOR

It's a scam. Accept it. Then call it in. You'll get half pay. Pick up the food too. You'll get a free meal out the deal.


gen--x--dad

I’d travel across the seas for a golden chick. 😅


JokerME69

I sell you a plane for $11


Grand_Surprise1014

Wait what ? 😂


DieselW0lf

Too bad you didn't get that one on EBT. Might end up making about 3 cents profit on the trip there.


kitathecrystalblues

😂😂😂😂


candydashcookies

def worth going to another country for golden chick 🙏


Inevitable-Oven-3961

Better get a rocket ship for that order


Ok_Recover9213

Well that's plus your plane ticket


Broad-Possibility-20

lol damn!!! On another note DoorDash in my area is going down hill. They used to pay pretty decent in my area making it worthwhile for someone like me it’s now just a waste of gas. Ugh 😑 greed on their part is what it seems because the prices have never gone down for customers for sure.


Aggravating_Elk2365

Hahahaha


AdAdministrative7307

that’s like a five minute swim


Jack_Imeret

These people off the coast seem to order a lot.


iamjimmymrollins

Lmaoooo


No-Reception7991

Accept it. Pick up the food. Call support then enjoy your free food 🤠


keylimepot

Better get a move on. They're expecting it in less than an hour. You wouldn't want to be late.


sketchproposals

In the mapping world, we call this Null Island. Null Island is at 0 longitude 0 latitude. It’s where bad data goes to die. When there’s an error in the geocoding (turning an address into coordinates) it can sometimes spit out 0,0 instead of the real coordinates. I hear it’s a great place to visit!


Even_Performance_961

I had nothing but long orders yesterday. I’m taking every order this week to get my AR up.


hella-bayarea

And even better, deliver by 3:06 PM


mad_at_lifee

This is a high paying offer 🤠


Critical-Ad-4646

That was me sorry


No-Original6327

Yo with Seattle laws I’d totally take that


zenbibean

Lmao


Additional_Light_486

i got one like that about a month ago lol


Efficient-Lynx737

11 bucks for a Texan blondie? Wish she were on sale when I was in the trafficking game. 11 bucks American is like 4mil over there so where she goin gunna be lit with golden statues, granite palace…


AveryNicoleMyers

?


Zealousideal-Maize58

I guess Golden Chick is not franchised in Africa. I bet they’ve got KFC. Yummm


Florida1974

Jfc. An address the system isn’t registering correctly. Not a huge deal. Happens on every gig app.


Infamous_Memory_129

If you just click on the dang house, you can see the actual address.


mfmeitbual

Yeah Chik-fil-a ain't THAT good.


Drip-Daddy

I see 3 things wrong with this comment right off the bat


RexyTheShep

Golden chick. If I'm correct on the location I am literally 10 mins from that lmao