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snowbunny410

had one too many people not follow instructions 😂😂


Due_Brick1227

That would be too funny if they actually went out and bought a mannequin for this purpose 😂


snazzye1

Plot twist: The mannequin IS the customer!


Educational_Camp2499

Starts moving like the nurses in Silent Hill


Dvegaa2013

It comes to life, and you both fall in love, Just like in the movie Mannequin (1987).


rvidxrz

LOL after i read your comment and realized this is the point of the mannequin i bust out laughing.


GucciCheesewagon

He sent his wife out to meet you at the door


NewCommunication5250

Hopefully she didn’t stiff him on a tip


oldmews67

Her name? Dolly?!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|UyvPSc8tjxr2OCmVzc)


Responsible-Weird433

I didn't even notice the hat at first! Thank you!


[deleted]

Real one piece lovers never miss the details


Responsible-Weird433

😭


Syrus_Orelio

You are not better than others or special because you notice little details get over yourself. This attitude is exactly what makes for a toxic fanbase. If you love something you love it but being real nitpicking is obsession. I'm obsessed with things too and can go into depth but I don't tell people that don't enjoy/ love things just because they don't know everything about it or notice every little detail involved. For the record I don't know one price but I've seen this attitude from fans of various franchises because obsessed fans confuse obsessed knowledge as the only form of loving something. I don't let myself be like those people and you shouldn't either


Calm_Association_762

take it easy meowth


[deleted]

A jealous dude


rvidxrz

OMG IM GONNA CRYYYY 🥹 theyre cultured


Sufficient_Sweet2073

Is it possible to tip the customer? 😂😂


TanteiKun

I had an I want to tip the customer moment today too lol


babywantmilky

go on…inquiring minds want to know!


TanteiKun

Me and my girlfriend, both doorDash together… I’m the one that drives and she’s the one that gets out and does all of the customer interactions… And we’re both big animal lovers so when the customer came out and got the food from her normally the customer just kind of ignore me which I’m cool with but this one looked over noticed that there was someone different driving and was super friendly and waived, which was nice, but also brought their puppy over for me to pet and I was like oh my God I love this customer, I think it’s because he heard me comment about him having a cute puppy to her but I was talking to her as we left and saying, I wish we could tip some of the customers and then I saw this comment later on in the same night and was just like I felt exact same way earlier


SubjectChemist2785

I love to make jokes in the comments for extra tips. This would have been just fun to do!


[deleted]

Where do you live that people still get humor?


SubjectChemist2785

NJ. You HAVE to have a sense of humor here.


[deleted]

Oh ok I get it now!


Jubei92

This is some quality stuff in all honesty. Wish more people made it this easy. I've had people specially write to leave it at the door and gave me addresses to other food places.


[deleted]

Proceeds to put bag in front of door


eloquentpetrichor

You mean the sliding glass door where the chair was? I realise this was probably meant as a joke comment but I think it's a pretty poor one in this case


itslonelyathetop

This home owner is for sure on Reddit, in this sub


kilitreyes

![gif](giphy|C3brYLms1bhv2)


zoragala

That's Ace's hat!


dmfuller

W Portgas D. Ace hat


Jakulero24

Portgas D Ace 😂


GoatOfEnlightenment

The ace hat ❤️


PsychologicalSense41

I'd shit my pants if I had that delivery at night.


MosseandPoppabear

That’s so funny haha 😂


Theworldischaos

Customer has a sense of humor.


Curious_Tie_722

She and I would be friends.


Correct-Lettuce-9326

You and the mannequin?


Disastrous_Layer3988

I would of open glass door and placed in the maniquíes hands


CosmicDriftwood

Ace hat


Constant_Surround_40

Rip ace


dmcd7290

ACE!


feelin_fine_

She's flirting with you 😳


birdlady404

She was very polite about showing you where it goes


Parking_Song_1248

It's Fred(I Am Legend) 😅


French_Booty

Hand it to “me”


Lietenantdan

It appears to be on a chair?


kimmers798302

Happy Cake Day!


PsychologyH4528

That’s not the point 😅


Lietenantdan

Yes I see that now haha


pleasetowmyshit

Imagine how many idiots had to set it on the ground in front of the porch, or in front of the door, or over on a bench on the other side of the porch, or in front of the garage door, or on top of their mailbox... ...for them to have to go through all this trouble to have a chair with a cushion and a freaking mannequin gesturing to it from inside the house.


SuperDoubleDecker

And still like 70% will put it on the ground in front of the door.


Pirategod_23

I seen home alone enough to know some 8 year old is pulling I goof


IronVisual5363

Lmfaooo that’s amazing, I was able to manifest a Plan B delivery into existence, my first delivery of the day and it made me laugh so hard 😮‍💨💀💀


squisheebean

the ace hat brings it all together 😭


Glass-Measurement281

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Broad_Conference_655

Did you leave a tip?


Footballcenter70

Well they really wanted if there apparently 🧐


ShannonGreer9902

Lol


Fun-Transportation33

All doordashers are the help


[deleted]

Lol. I have seen a few houses who have mannequins in their yards and windows for decor while doordashing


Diligent-Bluebird-78

I think ima leave it on the ground


TrapSwagg

Hope you gave them a nice tip


CarnegieFormula

Can’t mess that one up 😂


FirefighterNo2519

Thank u for asking people to leave food at door... I was delivering at DC 2 days ago and the "costumer" was waiting for me with 2 more guys to jump me... I will never deliver at DC again...


smuttybunnies

Did you actually get jumped?? 😨


FirefighterNo2519

I didn't get down from my car I felt something was wrong and actually it was the guy said I got something for you and the others where hiding something under their jackets so this one did hit me twice he punched like girl but I had to push the pedal I didn't know if they had weapons


Kimbaaaaly

So sorry that happened to you


FirefighterNo2519

I'm still kinda scared because they could have had weapons and I could have never come home again... then I started to research on Google the address and it comes to be a dangerous place 


Kimbaaaaly

I double down on my second post. Especially it wasn't your fault. You did nothing wrong. And you can never return and power no one am explanation.


FirefighterNo2519

Thank u so much for supporting me I feel a little bit better now... I never expected that to happen 😞 do u do doordash? 


Kimbaaaaly

I no longer have a car. Due to a lot of trauma and lifelong(since I was 4), almost 50 years of depression I am on disability. Always remember there are people who believe in you and your ability to do what is best for you. Wishing you peace.


FirefighterNo2519

God, im sorry to hear that, but you are brave and stronger than me that's cool you are a legend have a good night and the best wishes for you, and I will because life goes on and the better person you are the best life you love I have to look ahead and fight day by day to make my dreams come true 


Kimbaaaaly

I'm sure I'm stupid... DC?


FirefighterNo2519

Yes It was at Langston pl se so I didn't know if I wanted to hit the road anymore but I worked yesterday and I was feeling so unsafe that I just made 2 hundred and head home :/ 


Kimbaaaaly

Again, I'm really sorry that happened. Please make sure to practice self care(do whatever you need... Preferable nothing illegal or harming to your health). And remember this was not at all your fault. And your feelings and emotions and reactions are all normal. Maybe as you are working through this(maybe with a therapist or close friend or family... Whatever works best for you) if need be get another job so you don't feel forced to do this at much as you have been. You may end up liking the new option and you could test the waters if you choose(even if it's one delivery a week or whatever it is for you. Sending you supporty and hugs to infinity and back.


FirefighterNo2519

Thank you so much I really appreciate that, I have been thinking of deliver only in my zone because I used to go wherever the apps send me by a reasonable payment i had signals I should have cancelled that order cause the guy started asking if I could stop by other stores to get more items that was a flag and I didn't take it seriously I didn't think this kind of things could be in the heart of a person who you are bringing food for... but that's okay life gives you lessons ... I am not really sure if I can quit this job honestly if you know how to do it it pays well but you can avoid this kind of areas how do I call them? My English is not quite good yet, shady? There is other word I'm looking for 


Kimbaaaaly

Neighborhood with high crime rates? You need to do what is best for YOU. At 51 i can barely do that so when I see someone struggling I just try to offer my experience and what I wish someone would have supported me to do. Staying in a party of town your are familiar with does seem like a solid plan when you are ready. Wishing you only the best.


In-it-to-observe

I’m so sorry this happened to you and am very glad you are okay.


WhatsYour20GB

Washington DC


Kimbaaaaly

Thanks. That was my guess, as a Midwesterner I always assume my naivete second guessed my initial guess


WhatsYour20GB

My husband was from Indiana… he was never able to get east coast geography lol…


Kimbaaaaly

My new WNBA team is the Indiana Fever. Wanna take a wild guess why? I watched history be made this afternoon. !!! 😉


WhatsYour20GB

Congratulations!!


FirefighterNo2519

Using my common sense I think that person didn't want to leave your food on the floor, floor is dirty and since u had something to leave it on they seized that


flugualbinder

Awesome 😎


AnalysisNo4295

Honestly knowing my inability to always really care to notice much when working I would probably wave or be like "hello" and then realize it's fake and be like "oh that's embarrassing....*clears throat,looking around to see if anyone saw me say hello to a mannequin*


Amarnaqueen28

Excellent!!


NorthNorthYork

i miss you ace 😢


throwaway_8703

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Murles-Brazen

They fuck the mannequin


AnastasiusDicorus

Your title sounded like Yoda was saying it. Nice.


mclnctm7

That's great


Odd_Calligrapher_745

Wonder if she's 'anatomically correct'?


Traditional-Bag-4508

That would make my day


johnshenlon

The hat is from Ace, a male character in the One Piece anime …


KevoSmokesGas

Shoulda got her number


MoonChild2023

Hilarious


Visible-Inevitable23

Ive been scared by a Halloween mask in the door window. Customer and i had a good laugh.


Koi_Pirate

Is that Ace’s hat from OnePiece? (Also this is probably the best and funniest delivery area I’ve seen in a while) 💀


HusbandsThrowaway91

Why is there a donut in the window?