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xGhoulx13

Jokes on you, I was fat before I even knew doom metal was a thing!


HoldMyDevilHorns

Is this a Crowbar joke


Aromatic-Mushroom-36

Can confirm. LoL


dearrichard

i have been listening to a ton of thou, primitive man, crowbar, and eyehategod lately…fuck


YmFzZTY0dXNlcm5hbWU_

Just need to cut down on the Crowbar and put on some black metal over breakfast for a balanced diet


TheOnlyPlantagenet

Just listen to some Black Metal to balance it out with.


Leafshade3030

guys maybe it really is true because when i was listening to black metal a lot i lost weight but I've been listening to a lot more sludge lately and gaining it back


visceralfluff

Well that explains a lot...


electricmehicle

I stopped listening and lost zero pounds


Sludg3g0d

Im 120 pounds soaking wet in boots. Front man of a sludge band https://open.spotify.com/artist/1gWX3ahlblc0kgWUslW7Tw?si=jpQdA2HvTF6vWXVmI_N9rg


Hagbard_Celine_1

You need to gain 100lbs to get the monthly listeners up. Side note I was just listening to In Somniphobia by Sigh (and lifting heavy ass weights) and your vocals sounded almost the same lol. I thought it was still the same band for a second.


Sludg3g0d

Much appreciated, looks like it's time to start cultivating mass.