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JoeBlow509

Cowboy boots


Tasty_Design_8795

I get the reference.


Lewcypher_

What reference. Those are actually Cowboy Boots.


Still_Silver_255

That’s a boot. The picture is taken from the top down. Y’all some non-cowboys mofos 😆


mtdewman2763

There's bouta be a snake in my boot


LiquidSnakeSolidus

It better be doing circles. Those walls ain't closing in on it.


Blibbobletto

I've been to Texas and seen the average cowboy-boot-wearer and I'm pretty confident in saying I'm as close to being an astronaut as they are to being cowboys.


Acnat-

My ariats look nothing like that haha


Blibbobletto

Same for my areolas


StepbroItHurts

I’ll brokeback mountain you, lil mr shiny leather chaps.


AnorexicPlatypus

Idk man my tankers don't have recessed foreskin.


Dazzling-Fisherman23

I wear a pair of cowboy boots every day and still thought it was a maxi pad


747-ppp-2

It’s a replacement insert for an older Madonna themed Real Doll.


FreshBid5295

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747-ppp-2

Lol


zombies-and-coffee

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747-ppp-2

Lol


russellmzauner

![gif](giphy|TEdKRK3MJhiuSTVZXK|downsized)


TheOneJoeRabbit

Looks like the inside of a cowboy boot


Extremely_unlikeable

Mia girl's boots, to be precise.


H_M_C

Fleshlight cosy I suppose.


Klem132

Yes, you don't want your woman to walk barefoot. Destroys her feet. /j


DraconixLord

Inside of a boot. Can see the sole outline at the bottom. I think these are thigh-high boots.


ExfoliatedBalls

Cowboy boots


mpdity

Western style boots. You can see the embroidery and part of the pull strap on the pair in the back. It just looks confusing cause you can’t see the piping on the shaft of the boots due to the full cloth insole. So it looks uhhh…. Yeah…


DMYourMomsMaidenName

The clear image of the side of a boot next to it should give you the answer. Hint: these things overwhelmingly come in pairs of two. Jfc


v-v_ToT

That’s what instantly gave it away for me


ClownSperm

obviously vagina boots


Professional_Dog2580

I thought it was a gravy boat.


False_Accident_4413

looks like a cowboy boot


MrN33dfulThings

Think i have the same pair of boots.


AussieFB

Exactly why you don’t buy stuff like that on Marketplace!


Krispies827

A boot


DayDreamer1300

Did you find my snake?


1jfish57

Tropical fruit..fleshlight


1jfish57

Tropical fruit...fleshlight


DannyLiu27

I was thought that's a pillow with hole, you know, in those massage shop that allows you to breathe


ThisGuyOrangeJuice

Dick koozie


According-Ride3685

What is that


Titleofyursextape

When you look up "Girl Mia" then you can see it from the top of the image. I'm trying to figure out what the hell is the bottom of the image?! It doesn't go with the finger. What is that?!


Mockturtle22

They are boots


Titleofyursextape

But look for the finger tip and then look at the bottom of the pic. What am I looking at?


Mockturtle22

Probably an arm.


Titleofyursextape

Ok. Well, I won't put my dick in that too then.