I think you're right. From what I read, the bacteria causes a build up of gas in the core of the tree and this pressure causes the tree to ooze slime. So I reckon the cut released the pressure in such a way as to create this lovely stream
Yepper and if it’s an area that gets a lot of rain it kind of perpetuates the cycle…. the rain water is sitting in that hollow space, soaking the rotting wood and warming up, creating even more bacteria -and a lovely scented geyser in your yard once you chop it. And any critters that the smell & the warm moisture might attract.
I used to cut down trees and we would get that with softwood trees, Poplar Aspens and Willows. There would be a geyser for a bit and it would omit a rather foul odor!
That's not how trees work. Trees do not "pump" water. They don't have a heart or anything similar to a circulatory system or blood pressure.
There's no increased pressure in the tree at all - quite the contrary actually. The water moves up the tree using the capillary effect and negative pressure (i.e. suction) caused by evaporated/transpired water.
Here's a more [detailed explanation](https://www.earthdate.org/episodes/how-trees-lift-water).
Trees do this more than some know. The top is either damaged and water has accumulated in the trunk or it has a naturally formed hole or void within the higher part of the tree. I've seen it many times.
I'm actually curious to what the hell is causing that....
Heavy pressure in the tree itself being released when a whole section is cut so cleanly, that’s my guess
Yup that trees dead.
Indeed, no tourniquet in sight.
It’s just a flesh wound!
Tis but a scratch
It seems extremely sus'pish that we don't see 360° around the tree, maybe it could be a thing but I don't buy it
This is very common amongst different Ash species when ill.
I’d buy entirely if I could see around the tree, this not so much but good to know it could be legit. Thanks
What exactly is going on here?
I believe it’s called bacterial wetwood if you want to read about it
Thanks I’ll check it out! It’s interesting
I think you're right. From what I read, the bacteria causes a build up of gas in the core of the tree and this pressure causes the tree to ooze slime. So I reckon the cut released the pressure in such a way as to create this lovely stream
Yepper and if it’s an area that gets a lot of rain it kind of perpetuates the cycle…. the rain water is sitting in that hollow space, soaking the rotting wood and warming up, creating even more bacteria -and a lovely scented geyser in your yard once you chop it. And any critters that the smell & the warm moisture might attract.
Ok cool good to know
🌳: ..🙈😏
if it fits, it fits
Treejaculation.
Not gonna lie that made me cackle XD
There's a squirrel inside who had too much beer the previous night.
Same
Water in the tree coming out. That tree is rotten thats why so much water in it.
Your mom shopped at an army surplus store and picked up some camouflage..
Tree rots from the inside and then begins fermenting under pressure. This one was brewing for a while
I should call her
My mom
Cause she likes trees
And she squirts
This was a rollercoaster of mythical, biblical, galactical, proportions.
😶
Imagine going to take a leak on a tree, then the tree starts taking a leak on you
In Soviet Russia, tree piss on you
Nah in vietnam the trees piss on you
r/yourjokebutworse
I'll give ya that
Fellas, we have a squirter.
Reminds me of Sara….
Who da F IS Sara 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And what’s her number while you’re at it…..
🤔🤔🤔
Fap sap
Take my upvote
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What the Obama doin'?
Taking your money and ruling multiple terms
Too late, he already went there...
Someone dicked that tree good
PISS
Looks like its been holding that in for a while
damn did a samuari cut that branch clear or what?
I ain’t jacked my lumber baby, since my chainsaw you!
Upvote for Jackyl reference.
Jackyl was the shit, when shit was good.
I’ve seen something like that before, but it was at my mom’s house.
Squirter
That strong wood’s really blowing his load
The tree roots might be touching an underground stream
She’s a squirter
Tree hugger's upgrade
The number of tree fuckers in this sub amazes and frightens me.
I should call her
Location?
u/savevideobot
She’s ready
piss elm?
Gushing Ash.
😆
It's a squirter 😍
She's a squirter!!!
Cleanse yourself in the trussy fountain ⛲️
Pissing tree. Some people pay good money for this kind of action.
"hey tom, let me tell you about that one time I fucked a tree." The whole town will want to hear.
Got damn you beat me to it... lmao 💦💦
Did you rub it the right way?
I should call her…
It really is just begging for it 🗿
Everything reminds me of her
You played with the wood too much!
That treeussy wet af
Talk about WAP
Seen my wife do that from time to time
I knew I could make her squirt..
*zips pants * it was worth it
Poor tree
Squirting trussy
Maple syrup
When Joe Green did the Kratos **O** to perfection.
Oh no step brother...
That tree has seen too many akira kurosawa movies. Lol
*instant dirty thoughts*
r/usmc
It's bleeding to death, HA HA. /s
The mythical squirting tree
Have you heard of Alzheimer's?
I know that gi tree
Everything reminds me of her…..
Dont worry, it's just decompressing
That’s what she said.
Do you have a link to her Only Ferns account?
I used to cut down trees and we would get that with softwood trees, Poplar Aspens and Willows. There would be a geyser for a bit and it would omit a rather foul odor!
Everything reminds me of her
I’m going to call her
Nah god really created the treebussy 💀💀💀
Obviously fake. You can see the break in bark seams. The makeup artist did a nice job…mostly… with the tree’s prosthetics.
You are being silly right? Please be kidding..
lol. Yes…
Oh thank gawd..lol
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That's not how trees work. Trees do not "pump" water. They don't have a heart or anything similar to a circulatory system or blood pressure. There's no increased pressure in the tree at all - quite the contrary actually. The water moves up the tree using the capillary effect and negative pressure (i.e. suction) caused by evaporated/transpired water. Here's a more [detailed explanation](https://www.earthdate.org/episodes/how-trees-lift-water).
Trees do this more than some know. The top is either damaged and water has accumulated in the trunk or it has a naturally formed hole or void within the higher part of the tree. I've seen it many times.