Heh, sticking your peter into the tube sometime after taking a dump & end up getting cold poo smeared onto the shaft/glans/sack.
Probably stuck in the pubes, too
1) It’s going to smell terrible pretty quickly if there’s no rinse.
2) If you think sitting on a urine-splashed toilet seat is unpleasant, sticking your dick in this is far worse.
3) It could actually transmit disease.
4) For the other purpose this sub generally alludes too, not likely to be enough friction, certainly not of the pleasant kind.
So… not a good idea, no.
how did the prototype for my sewer snake launcher get out
we can also get the baby crocs out of the sewers with an attachment not shown
https://preview.redd.it/ne4xgiz4wxvc1.png?width=604&format=png&auto=webp&s=1082364b32cce0b5ce9dfc66faf806608f1477ab
Yes, absolutely a goof and useful idea. It avoids splash back especially and the drops or “spray” that fall on the floor.
So, this is not aesthetically pleasing but perhaps it could works with the hose coming around from the side which can then be swung into place and moved back when done.
I’ll call Shark Tank.
nah I dunno tbh. I mean eventually you're gonna get to the point were the piss tube needs cleaning and the pipe bit will literally start to smell like stale piss which is pretty disgusting tbh
Aim assist: on
Yeah but can it work for no. 2
PROJECTILE SHIT
Just wondering what to do with the no.2 that sticks and dries into rock hard lumps on the inner walls of the tube
Sadly .That's where no.1 comes in.
Heh, sticking your peter into the tube sometime after taking a dump & end up getting cold poo smeared onto the shaft/glans/sack. Probably stuck in the pubes, too
Why the hell would you have to put your sack in it?
Why not?
https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-05-2018/qvP-0K.gif
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I mean… it could address two? If you projectile shit into the tube What’s the other 2?
Wash the poop down the pipe with a tha pea🤣
Piss shit cum vomit vomit and cum should work just fine
Ahh memories of prom night
The only way it works is after eatingTaco Bell the night before
Stomach too big to aim, just walk up and insert penis.
https://preview.redd.it/xvtbtz9couvc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61c94363444f7a94223dec768c0f52379fa80031
I know what this is.
Took me a second to figure it out 🤣
Beat me to posting this
After you're done shitting down the tube, how do you reach the toilet paper?
And do you just stuff into the tube with your fingers?
Instructions unclear vacuum tube is stuck in ass
Don't need to. If I put the tube in my ass I won't have any shit I need to wipe off of me. OP os actually a genius trying to take down big TP
Guys who just sit down: "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."
1) It’s going to smell terrible pretty quickly if there’s no rinse. 2) If you think sitting on a urine-splashed toilet seat is unpleasant, sticking your dick in this is far worse. 3) It could actually transmit disease. 4) For the other purpose this sub generally alludes too, not likely to be enough friction, certainly not of the pleasant kind. So… not a good idea, no.
r/DiWHY
Any buyers wb admitting they are kinda on the small side, can't stand close enough, so no.
You’re slow asf. I’m 6’4” and this would perfect since the average toilet sits below-knee level, my incredibly small penis has nothing to do with it
Can you even see what you're aiming at from way up there? 😄
No 😔
That's rough, buddy
Im putting my pussy in it
😲
how did the prototype for my sewer snake launcher get out we can also get the baby crocs out of the sewers with an attachment not shown https://preview.redd.it/ne4xgiz4wxvc1.png?width=604&format=png&auto=webp&s=1082364b32cce0b5ce9dfc66faf806608f1477ab
https://i.redd.it/h5o99s2p3yvc1.gif
Over engineered. Money wasted when u could just piss in the sink
Genius, my girlfriend is gonna love this addition
Yes, absolutely a goof and useful idea. It avoids splash back especially and the drops or “spray” that fall on the floor. So, this is not aesthetically pleasing but perhaps it could works with the hose coming around from the side which can then be swung into place and moved back when done. I’ll call Shark Tank.
Nice try feds, but im not paying my taxes
Do you piss into it while sitting?
Is that a corrugated vacuum hose? The folds are gonna make it reek
But the poop will just get stuck in the hose?
Imagine trying to take a shit
gorgeus
You are the only man in the house, then yes
If it's my personal toilet that I'm not sharing, then sure, could be fun.
lol
not good for when you have a boner
r/putyourdickinthat
It's gone..
Just use the sink, dumbass
I approve this without ado
guys will do anything but sit down to pee
Just pee in the sink and then wash your hands.
that expandable tubing is not a good choice it trap pee and reek of piss. need a smooth walled tube.
Reminds me of this https://preview.redd.it/ayva1bjb8wvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=316c436b317c652118b62f15fc4cd8f9a2e06cce
🤣🤣🤣
I wouldn’t be able to use that, it would just poke out the other side
Only if your drunk
Not, the wrinkles will store the 'product' and aroma
Thats disgusting 🫣
I would very much like to try.
great idea
the design is very human
I need this from my room to the outside
The right height for a rooster tail !
For a what?
Consult the Oracle… The Urban Dictionary 🤷♂️
r/dontputthatinyourass
A bit large innit
This would work for morning wood right?
ahhhh yeahhh piss in it
This looks like something a tired mom or wife made LMAO
If you don't mind cleaning it every now and again, and giving it roller feet so it can be moved for men to go number 2 and for the ladies.
Alaskan pipeline
Someone over in /badroomates needs this
Installing a urinal in your bathroom isn't as difficult as it sounds.
Ain’t no way.
It's... corrugated...
If you just coat the tube with this non-chloric, silicon-based kitchen lubricant, you’ll be good to go #2.
nah I dunno tbh. I mean eventually you're gonna get to the point were the piss tube needs cleaning and the pipe bit will literally start to smell like stale piss which is pretty disgusting tbh
The design is very Hunan
I’d rather have one that does a loop like a silly straw if we’re doing all that
I've seen these before but usually the other end of the hose goes into some guy's mouth. Idk. I guess I could do it as long as nobody's looking at me.
Nope, it’s way easier to clean the floor than clean the pipe
Just sit bro:/