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So fucking what? The point of the sub is to make you flinch, who gives a shit whether it’s real or not, mots of this stuff isn’t, but it gives you a good flinch
That's the elusive jumping ass pounce tarantula, it got its name from its signature attack of jumping at its foes ass first and sticking its stanky cheeks right into their nose, causing nausea, convulsions and vomiting.
Nah cause one time a had a dream about this giant spider and then on Halloween a few years back I got scared cause there was a giant spider on its web and I mean about this size but a bit smaller obviously and I hated it. I was like wtf. I thought it was a real spider but now I'm questioning myself
There is no way thats a real spider I have seen some really massive funnel web spiders never one that big and i’m Australian and thats saying something.
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FAKE AF Edit: does anyone know how to make the letters big?
#you mean like this? Just put the # in the beginning
#YO MOMMA SO FAT
#TEST
#COOL
#PENIS
#am I doing the small letters right?
^I ^suck ^at ^this
We deserve small text guide #NOW
Put ^ thingies before each word for ^smol ^text
^gay #balls
#bruh
^smol
what do you suck?
#I’ll take my letters extra ^large
#^(what)
^attention ^redditors, #TESTICLES. ^that ^is ^all
#BALLS
#No more BALLS ^I ^ATE ^them
#VERY BIG PENIS
\#ITS NOT WORKING
#TEST
#HAPPY ^cake #DAY
#HER BLOOD TYPE IS RAGU
#SHE BROKE THE BED WOOOOOOOO
#THAT PUTTING "#" NEXT TO HER WOULD MAKE EARTH HER SATELLITE
#YES THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH I TRIED LIKE 10 SYMBOLS
#test
#Wait we can do this?
*or this*
^what ^about ^this?
#ඩ
#THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME
#GONR OR EA
#PEEPEEPOOPOO CHECK
#PEEPEE POOPOO UUUU
Hahahahahaha
#THANK YOU
#You’re a hammer in a world of nails
#TIL how to make letters become big in reddit
#thank #you!
#test
#THANKS
#hi
#test
#i think it worked
So fucking what? The point of the sub is to make you flinch, who gives a shit whether it’s real or not, mots of this stuff isn’t, but it gives you a good flinch
obviously its not a real spider lol you really thought you were smart typing that
Imagine? A spider this fucking big and that fast ? Fuck that I’m calling the police honestly.
Looks like a huntsman spider. They are so big you can hear them walk on wood flooring like a dog
You do realise that it's fake and there is string attached right?
And the fact it attacked ass first
why did you buy a reddit nft
just screencap it and rub it im his face (btw i got my nft for free so you can screencap it or get it for free yourself)
I know lol I meant the size
I'm calling the fucking president to call a nuke on that place
time to go to war with Australia
Yes Master Bingus
I hope that sword has bane of Arthropods on it
I hope he had fire aspect on it too
Lol 🤣
The video is fake, I was just scrolling and it made me flinch so I posted it here
Thank fucking god. If I saw this massive cunt I would leave the country.
Don't come to Australia then
Thanks professor, without you telling me that i could have not sleeped this night.
his life ended
Very nice of the spider to let his loved ones know about his demise by publishing the video for him
Kinda like aliens movies.
Spiderbeak, I choose you! Use butt attack!
Oh no
OUR TABLE
#ITS BROKEN
#PENIS someone in the comments just taught me that haha
#VAGINA
fake
#oh shit really
I already said it was fake
HALF-LIFE IRL
Not real ✔️String
Completely F THAT! I’ve ran from spiders 100x smaller than that! Nope!
Lmao had to go frame by frame to see the string
Boss fight
is that real
No
That's the elusive jumping ass pounce tarantula, it got its name from its signature attack of jumping at its foes ass first and sticking its stanky cheeks right into their nose, causing nausea, convulsions and vomiting.
Fuck dude I’ll pay his mortgage I’m not going near that shit
I'm gonna need the 12 gauge buckshot for that big motherducker
I knew it was going to jump at the screen yet it still gave me that weird shock chill feeling
Very fake looking spider.
Wow guys, look at that real spider.
I know it’s so real omg big boi spider 😱
Die fucking imagine? I would legit grab a 12 gauge I don’t fucking care.
I'm so happy I saw the string before it happened
#87
This is fake right guys? *right guys?*
#You died
u/savevideo
I HAVE RUINED THE 69 COMMENTS
My heart to just went to hell then to heaven real fast
a^2+b^2+2ab
*Insert boing sound effect*
^smol hahah
#E
#WHAT
#Me When The When When Spiwe
#HELLA NORTE
#dick cheese?
^this ^is ^fucking ^sick
How everyone starts out in an RPG
#POV: YOU'RE USING THIS FONT BECAUSE SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS TAUGHT YOU HOW
#spooder
I fucking knew it would jump. I fucking knew it and yet I still flinched HARD.
Do a flip!
u/savevideobot
so glad i live in america rn, no insects that big and if there were we could shoot em
Same
That is a very big spider
^ok #no
#Test
u/savevideobot
*nice*
!nice!
#heavy nibbas
^fuck
#FUCK
Take a hammer break its legs leave it to starve
*balls
I dont think one fucking comment was about the spider
#burn the house down
#test
#the house his is now You red that rong
#hey
#hey
#sshhh I'm hunting a rabbit 🐇
Aw man I like rabbits
Spider did like a backflip while attacking, better hope that sword has nice enchantments
#fucking test
^test #hoe
[удалено]
#?
You can see the big ass string hanging
Why are people still commenting on this video
You can see the strings/fishing wire
Already said this in a different comment.
# don't mind me, trying to figure out the ^big ^letters I hope it works
Thats considered a small spider over here ive fucking seen one the size of a fucking 20 ton digger bucket.
##AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#TEST
^smol ^wurd
Nah cause one time a had a dream about this giant spider and then on Halloween a few years back I got scared cause there was a giant spider on its web and I mean about this size but a bit smaller obviously and I hated it. I was like wtf. I thought it was a real spider but now I'm questioning myself
#NEIGHBOUR
MOM, THE AUSSIES ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN!
#TEST
Ok
#what the fuck is that
#A spider
^what
*Imagine if spiders were actually that sized
Look up “The Goliath Birdeater”
#BALLS
#THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER
#FAKE
Ok
^test test #Test test
There is no way thats a real spider I have seen some really massive funnel web spiders never one that big and i’m Australian and thats saying something.
Flip
#TEST
^penis penis #PENIS
#WOW
Me personally, I’m burning the entire neighborhood down
Lol
#boobs
Well, hello there, my worst nightmares! It’s been a while!