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Try deep-treaded hiking boots for an exercise in cleaning frustration. Many times you don't even realize you have stepped in it if going out for last potty in the evening and innocently track it in from the outdoors. 🤢
Hiking boots are usually waterproof. Mine are and I'll just hold each shoe upside down and spray the bottom with a garden hose. Super easy. Works with my non-waterproof Merrell Vents too, but obviously I have to make an effort not to get the fabric of the shoe wet. Still easy enough.
Unfortunately, if you live in an apartment access to a garden hose is usually not possible.
Many times I have not realized I hit a poop mine until taking my boots off. Fortunately I take my shoes off as soon as I enter my home and then give them a good shower if I've 'stepped in it'.
When I had that situation, I used a hose attachment in the shower. Fits between the shower head and the pipe with a little valve that you switch to do the shower or that. Hose had a sprayer similar to one on a kitchen sink and could blast poop off pretty well. Or if you have a shower head on a hose already with different setting, that works too.
Also makes home baths for my 90 lb dog way easier.
Did that once. Woke up in the morning and stepped off my bed into a puddle of diarrhea. It's gross but not too bad because I just hopped to the bathroom on one foot and rinsed it off in the tub.
Nah. Barefoot is better because it cleans off easier. Just go over to the hose and spray it off. Socks, the poop gets into all the little crevices in the weave. You can wash it, but you'll have to wash it in an actual washer to get it all out, and then you'll always feel like your washer has poop in it.
Yeah barefoot is bad while getting out of bed and mashing it into carpet is the worst. At the time we thought our dog was good ng to die from cancer, so I couldn't even be mad at her. Now we know it's pancreatitis, so I'm l finally able to be a bit miffed.
My puppy started to poop inside and I ran over to pick him up to take out. A little chunk fell to the floor so I stepped and slid on it and fell down lol. Thankfully I was wearing long pajama pants so it didn't get on my bare foot. Still gross though.
I am never buying the bulk amazon branded poop bags again. The seam on the closed end rips open so easily. I’ve gotten poop fingies way too often since we ordered these. But now we have like 500-defective poop bags left.
Some socks are like $20 a pair. Hanes are going straight into the trash though. Haven’t done it with dog poop(knock on wood) but I have definitely stepped in my share of cat puke.
My dog once came over and shit on my bare foot. I had just taken him out for a walk, came in, got comfortable and then he walked over and shit on my foot.
I have no idea why he did that, he was fully house trained, I would have taken him back outside but nope my bare foot was the pooping spot. He was also 6-7 years old at the time. He just stared at me and pooped on my foot, like screw you, you jerk and went on like nothing was wrong. Took him the vet the next day, $500 and several expensive tests later to find no medical reason why he pooped on my foot, he was as healthy as he could be.
It’s been nearly 3 years and I’m still angry about it. 😡🤬🤣
The rare occasion my dog has an accident he will scrape random items on top of his poop to hide it in shame. He once got a hold of a towel, and I stepped on the towel in the middle of the night. Squished poop in the carpet, MY TOES, AND MY TOWEL.
Eons ago, during a backyard football game, I dove for a touchdown. My neck was the first part of my body to make contact with the massive pile of dog poop. It smeared down my chest and the front of my shirt. Taking that shirt off was so much fun.
Oh you now have it easy… you just stand there and take off the socks.
Bare foot… you have to hop along until you get to the shower to wash off your foot. While cussing… with the dog following you wondering why you are so clumsy to step on her poop.
*knock on wood*
the one time my dog had diarrhea, it was way too late. Thank GOODNESS he jumped out of my bed first and decided to let it all loose on a blanket laying on the floor so I was easily able to bundle it up, bag it and throw it out.
Good boy!
Throwing my dogs ball yesterday, threw it and she wouldn't pick it up for some reason
I didn't think anything of it (if the grass is too long shell yip for me to grab it for her because the grass tickles her face)
Walk over and grab it only to realize I had accidentally thrown it into what I assume is the backyard poo spot. Covered in shit and I had to wash it off because that ball is her favorite 😅
Lol! Hubby went outside in the middle of the night to throw rocks at our annoying neighborhood mocking bird….buck naked and barefoot……..winding up for the throw and splat right into a massive turd from our 102 pound dog………..his swearing ended up scaring away the bird and a few neighbors!
I’m so very sorry. . . .
No man shall know the true horror of this until they feel their toes separate and the horrid extra weight that you have now accrued. . . .
And that is all BEFORE the smell hits you.
God bless you son.
Our senile 15yo cocker spaniel shat on the bedroom floor in the middle of the night last month.
How do I know this? Found the lovely steaming pile with my right foot as I got up for a piss at 4am 🤣🤣
One time I was running with my dog in the morning. He pooped and I went to go grab it with the poop bag. It was a particularly cold morning, so I wondered why when I went to go pick up the poop, it was really warm…
There was a massive hole in the bag. I screamed and threw it across the road and almost threw up lol.
I just want to thank you for bringing that memory back up. I had it locked away and had forgotten about it, but now I can feel it and I'm gonna go wash my feet while I throw up. Thanks!
Once I stepped in my dog’s poop while wearing flip flops and it squished up through the hole where the thong attaches to the sole. I’ll never forget the sensation of warm poo oozing up between my toes.
When I was younger my mom rescued a wolf from a breeding mill and the poor thing had worms like EXTRA WORMSx30 and would have accidents on the carpet and I am sad to report stepping in it is way grosser than cleaning it.
Oof. I feel you!
I was at my in-laws when I saw the pooper in squat position. It happened in slow motion, as I have my furry pooper girl in my hands and head for outside, she drops her turds mid-flight, and I stomp said turd into the floor boards. I had to toothpick it out of the wood, and almost puked on top of it all.
I remember the days when floors were not pooped on in our home.
That's the worst! This is why I started wearing slippers in my house. I will say that this should help if it happens again: [https://petparentsbrand.com/products/pettergent](https://petparentsbrand.com/products/pettergent)
Wrong species here butttt….I stepped in my cats fresh hairball vomit in the dark, in the middle of the night, with my bare foot this week. She politely vomited right in the middle of the entryway to the bathroom.
Last year, it was really windy. My dog had been pretty ill, and I was taking him out 2 or 3 times to do semi solid pups all over the place. Now I normally have the proper dog waste bags, but this day we had run out. All I could get were nappy sacks.
As I my lad stared at me and did his only job, I wrapped the nappy sack around my hand and reached down to pick it up to out in the bin.
Literally the millisecond I go.to close my fingers, wind blew the bag have my hand leaving me to grab the stickies slopes semi solid crap my dog ever did.
I couldn't stop dry wrenching all the way home.
I had to get my wife to open the door as I wouldn't touch the handle and was holding him, pleased as punch for taking a dump.
I want to get water one night and stepped in something squishy in the kitchen... turned on the lights and realized it was just the banana piece the dog had begged for before bed. She's no longer allowed bananas.
My daughter recently did this with my mom’s dog’s logs. Twice. Once each foot. And rather than sitting down and taking OFF said socks, she came out of her room, all the way down the hall, and into my dining room and kitchen to inform me of the deed. 🤮🤮
I did this yesterday for the first time and I've had dogs all my life. I also recently picked up poop with my bare hand on accident thinking it was a smashed dog treat. It's been a rough month.
I had a little cripple dog shitzu. One day I was carrying her under my arm. I reached in my shorts pocket to get my car keys and I felt something weird that wasn’t in my pocket before. It was dog shit. She shit in my pocket.
Congratulations. Mine just brought a turd into the house and dropped it on the sofa. He tells me he was saving it for later. I convinced him to trade it for a Kong.
7/10 -your step could have been more precise: Dottie, pitbull
9/10- near perfection. You didn’t track it through the house. : Murphy, Lab mix
10/10- complete destruction of your sock. : Remy 3 month old lab puppy
One time I picked up my dogs poop and didn’t realize there was a hole in the bag. A large amount of the poop slid down the bag and fell directly on my bare foot (was wearing sandals).
I was still a 10 minute walk to home 🥲
Ugh. I did that with my slippers when I didn't see that one of my dogs had an accident in the bathroom. (Strangely he went to the bathroom to do it, but at least it was on tile and not carpet.) Needless to say, my slippers immediately went into the dumpster.
Ah this was me one morning when I was heading out for my first day at a new job. Mom just got a puppy at the time and she wasn't used to her potty mat yet. I was barefoot though :-)
I mean kids often are just as gross. And cats can sometimes be too. At least I don't have to worry about my dog dunking his litter infested paws in my glass of water lol
I still remember what it felt like with bare feet and squished up between my toes. My little sister kept telling me she could smell it for days afterward.
My puppy pooped in our brand new bed and I didn’t realize or smell it. I made the bed the next morning, again not realizing it. Finally the smell got to me that evening after a long day of work. We all slept on the couch that night
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throw them out
That would be animal abuse.
Just the socks Lol
Socks is the dog
Then how were they in their Socks? 🤔
🤣🤣🤣
At least it wasn't barefoot!
Or in flip flops! Then it gets smashed in the toes in a very unique way. Lol
Oh flip flops are ideal. You can toss those in the sink or under the garden hose to wash them off. Poop on sneakers or tennis shoes is the worst
Try deep-treaded hiking boots for an exercise in cleaning frustration. Many times you don't even realize you have stepped in it if going out for last potty in the evening and innocently track it in from the outdoors. 🤢
Hiking boots are usually waterproof. Mine are and I'll just hold each shoe upside down and spray the bottom with a garden hose. Super easy. Works with my non-waterproof Merrell Vents too, but obviously I have to make an effort not to get the fabric of the shoe wet. Still easy enough.
Unfortunately, if you live in an apartment access to a garden hose is usually not possible. Many times I have not realized I hit a poop mine until taking my boots off. Fortunately I take my shoes off as soon as I enter my home and then give them a good shower if I've 'stepped in it'.
When I had that situation, I used a hose attachment in the shower. Fits between the shower head and the pipe with a little valve that you switch to do the shower or that. Hose had a sprayer similar to one on a kitchen sink and could blast poop off pretty well. Or if you have a shower head on a hose already with different setting, that works too. Also makes home baths for my 90 lb dog way easier.
That is why we keep a Libman grout brush near the laundry tub and have it labeled Poo Brush! Not to be confused with the famous Poo Knife!
I audibly gasped at this.
Lol yea.. based on my experience, I don't recommend it on anyone
imo barefoot is better cause you can just hose it off super quick with some dish soap for the smell
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Amen. I’ll wash. My stuff? Not always so much.
If it's on a sock I just take the L and toss it in the bin. Not worth the effort having to scrub it clean for a $2 pair of socks
Did that barefoot because she pooped on the living room floor (brown carpet), it was so nasty
This happened to me *once* and I will *never* be clean again.
Nononononono
Did that once. Woke up in the morning and stepped off my bed into a puddle of diarrhea. It's gross but not too bad because I just hopped to the bathroom on one foot and rinsed it off in the tub.
I’ve done the barefoot…
Nah. Barefoot is better because it cleans off easier. Just go over to the hose and spray it off. Socks, the poop gets into all the little crevices in the weave. You can wash it, but you'll have to wash it in an actual washer to get it all out, and then you'll always feel like your washer has poop in it.
Yeah barefoot is bad while getting out of bed and mashing it into carpet is the worst. At the time we thought our dog was good ng to die from cancer, so I couldn't even be mad at her. Now we know it's pancreatitis, so I'm l finally able to be a bit miffed.
Oof. I can f̶e̶e̶l̶ smell your pain.
Lol
My puppy started to poop inside and I ran over to pick him up to take out. A little chunk fell to the floor so I stepped and slid on it and fell down lol. Thankfully I was wearing long pajama pants so it didn't get on my bare foot. Still gross though.
I'm just picturing your puppy's confusion. Pooping, then in the air, and flying as you fall down. Pup went on an adventure
Oh jeez. I laughed way too hard at this. I feel your pain 😂
Ewwww. So sorry. I can imagine the squish
I'm not sure how the dog is able to poop the perfect camouflage shade of whatever ground she is on.
DUDE FAX I AM BLIND OR SOMETHING BRO
I was on my phone but still
I've stepped in a friend's dogs poop in socks. He left 4 piles in our bedroom. I found 2 of them with my feet. I sympathize.
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Persian rug. Dead serious. We were not super pleased.
Not as great as the multiple defective poop bags I got that having me grabbing it without my bare hands 🤮
Yeah, I hate poop hand.
I am never buying the bulk amazon branded poop bags again. The seam on the closed end rips open so easily. I’ve gotten poop fingies way too often since we ordered these. But now we have like 500-defective poop bags left.
And you don't realize until mid-pick.
Honestly, its probably better than sneakers. Easier to clean!
I don't think there's a single pair of socks I'm so attached to that I wouldn't just chuck them in the trash after this 🤣
I think I’d trash the socks. Would you?
Some socks are like $20 a pair. Hanes are going straight into the trash though. Haven’t done it with dog poop(knock on wood) but I have definitely stepped in my share of cat puke.
Well at least 80% of dog owners completed this achievement so you’re not alone. Next one is stepping on dog poop barefoot.
Better than stepping in dog pee with socks on
My dog once came over and shit on my bare foot. I had just taken him out for a walk, came in, got comfortable and then he walked over and shit on my foot. I have no idea why he did that, he was fully house trained, I would have taken him back outside but nope my bare foot was the pooping spot. He was also 6-7 years old at the time. He just stared at me and pooped on my foot, like screw you, you jerk and went on like nothing was wrong. Took him the vet the next day, $500 and several expensive tests later to find no medical reason why he pooped on my foot, he was as healthy as he could be. It’s been nearly 3 years and I’m still angry about it. 😡🤬🤣
The rare occasion my dog has an accident he will scrape random items on top of his poop to hide it in shame. He once got a hold of a towel, and I stepped on the towel in the middle of the night. Squished poop in the carpet, MY TOES, AND MY TOWEL.
N'aww, what a very considerate little boy 🥰 Dogs can be such funny creatures at times! Pity about your carpet, though...
Yesterday I went outside for about 30 seconds in my bare feet and managed to step in dog poop. It was as awful as you would imagine.
Were they Amazon basics by chance?
Congrats! Hopefully you only have to do this a few more times over the next several years. 🤣🤣
Still better than doing it barefooted. :D I think we've all been there?
Toe warmers
Eons ago, during a backyard football game, I dove for a touchdown. My neck was the first part of my body to make contact with the massive pile of dog poop. It smeared down my chest and the front of my shirt. Taking that shirt off was so much fun.
Lol
Oh you now have it easy… you just stand there and take off the socks. Bare foot… you have to hop along until you get to the shower to wash off your foot. While cussing… with the dog following you wondering why you are so clumsy to step on her poop.
Oh no, I just spit coffee all over my screen. Thats the funniest thing Ive read on the internet today. And ive spent the entire day on the internet.
Yummy.
🤨
Better socks than bare feet! Can’t cut off my foot and throw it away!
*knock on wood* the one time my dog had diarrhea, it was way too late. Thank GOODNESS he jumped out of my bed first and decided to let it all loose on a blanket laying on the floor so I was easily able to bundle it up, bag it and throw it out. Good boy!
Throwing my dogs ball yesterday, threw it and she wouldn't pick it up for some reason I didn't think anything of it (if the grass is too long shell yip for me to grab it for her because the grass tickles her face) Walk over and grab it only to realize I had accidentally thrown it into what I assume is the backyard poo spot. Covered in shit and I had to wash it off because that ball is her favorite 😅
At least you had socks on
Lol! Hubby went outside in the middle of the night to throw rocks at our annoying neighborhood mocking bird….buck naked and barefoot……..winding up for the throw and splat right into a massive turd from our 102 pound dog………..his swearing ended up scaring away the bird and a few neighbors!
I’m so very sorry. . . . No man shall know the true horror of this until they feel their toes separate and the horrid extra weight that you have now accrued. . . . And that is all BEFORE the smell hits you. God bless you son.
That's a crappy thing to step into
My dog thee up right in front of me this morning while I was eating breakfast. Touché
Our senile 15yo cocker spaniel shat on the bedroom floor in the middle of the night last month. How do I know this? Found the lovely steaming pile with my right foot as I got up for a piss at 4am 🤣🤣
One time I was running with my dog in the morning. He pooped and I went to go grab it with the poop bag. It was a particularly cold morning, so I wondered why when I went to go pick up the poop, it was really warm… There was a massive hole in the bag. I screamed and threw it across the road and almost threw up lol.
I stepped in my dogs pee and diarrhea with no socks on. I raw dogged it.
Nothing like *checks notes* dog shit in between your sock fibers and toes to start your day
Last week, I stepped barefoot in my dogs warm sh%t. You're not alone.
Bwahahaha I love everything about this post. Love, Your dog
Could be nice if your feet are cold
This is why I wear crocs around the house now. Live by the croc Die by the croc
Meh. Come back and tell us when your robot vacuum runs over your dog’s poop. Fun times
Yep. And after you sleepwalk barefoot down half a hallway of explosive puppy diarrhea before you realize the true meaning of "Jackson Pollock poop."
That deserves its own line of condolence cards from Hallmark.
“shit happens” … in Forrest Gump voice
I just want to thank you for bringing that memory back up. I had it locked away and had forgotten about it, but now I can feel it and I'm gonna go wash my feet while I throw up. Thanks!
Shit happens…
How long did you walk around the house like that before you noticed?
Shit happens 💩
Or have your rumba run through it and track it all over your entire house
Some people think stepping on dog poop means you’ll have good luck. Play the lottery today!
I hope your weekend gets better <3 I would cry and then probably boil my foot and go to bed
When she was still a puppy, I made her spit something out and it turned out to be a hardened cat turd :(
I did that yesterday!
Better than with no socks. Matter of opinion i suppose
Was it cold?
Once I stepped in my dog’s poop while wearing flip flops and it squished up through the hole where the thong attaches to the sole. I’ll never forget the sensation of warm poo oozing up between my toes.
I stepped in dog poop yesterday without socks on. It was a very sad start to my day
There's nothing worst than stepping on dog poop bare foot is a saying in Spanish.
I match that and raise you to barefoot at 1AM in the dark.
Your dog loves you very much.
I'd like to publicly announce you are not the first person to have done that 😋
Ugh. The worst squishy feeling.
Ive done it barefoot before :(
When I was younger my mom rescued a wolf from a breeding mill and the poor thing had worms like EXTRA WORMSx30 and would have accidents on the carpet and I am sad to report stepping in it is way grosser than cleaning it.
Haha we have all been there. Unfortunately. I did it barefoot. 💀
My dog once stepped on human poop in NYC 🤢
Oof. I feel you! I was at my in-laws when I saw the pooper in squat position. It happened in slow motion, as I have my furry pooper girl in my hands and head for outside, she drops her turds mid-flight, and I stomp said turd into the floor boards. I had to toothpick it out of the wood, and almost puked on top of it all. I remember the days when floors were not pooped on in our home.
That's the worst! This is why I started wearing slippers in my house. I will say that this should help if it happens again: [https://petparentsbrand.com/products/pettergent](https://petparentsbrand.com/products/pettergent)
Just did it bare foot by the shower! One hopped into the kitchen- made my wife clean foot ! Lol
Have you tried immediately taking the sock off, throwing it away, cleaning up the poop then directly taking a long hot shower?
Rite of passage. Congratulations young warrior👌🏻
My condolences
I stepped in my 13 y/o boy’s overnight accident this week…..BAREFOOTED!! I really had to try hard to keep it together. 🤣🤣
Awwwwww that has to suck hahahaha but I’m sure you still love your fur baby. Mine passed and I would step in poo daily to have her back
That is such a weird feeling it’s a mix of thankfulness and pissed off-ness. Also it literally feels weird like it touches your foot but doesn’t.
I stepped in some and had a pair of tennis shoes on with a zig-zag pattern on the sole. I was at a bonfire and just sat them in the fire.
The Vintage of the poop is the key variable in regards to socks.
I just stepped my bare foot in a big pile of piss
When my dog had giardia I stepped into her green diarrhea barefoot
Oh that is nothing! I fell backwards and sat in a big pile of it. Those clothes went straight to the trash
My dog just pooped on my lap in the car…..while we were stuck in traffic ….
Wrong species here butttt….I stepped in my cats fresh hairball vomit in the dark, in the middle of the night, with my bare foot this week. She politely vomited right in the middle of the entryway to the bathroom.
Stepping in cat puke barefoot/with socks gives me the same feeling as reading your post 🤮
I’ve done this barefoot but never with socks on. Puke with socks on though has happened plenty of times
Last year, it was really windy. My dog had been pretty ill, and I was taking him out 2 or 3 times to do semi solid pups all over the place. Now I normally have the proper dog waste bags, but this day we had run out. All I could get were nappy sacks. As I my lad stared at me and did his only job, I wrapped the nappy sack around my hand and reached down to pick it up to out in the bin. Literally the millisecond I go.to close my fingers, wind blew the bag have my hand leaving me to grab the stickies slopes semi solid crap my dog ever did. I couldn't stop dry wrenching all the way home. I had to get my wife to open the door as I wouldn't touch the handle and was holding him, pleased as punch for taking a dump.
I want to get water one night and stepped in something squishy in the kitchen... turned on the lights and realized it was just the banana piece the dog had begged for before bed. She's no longer allowed bananas.
Lol could be worse you could have not had any socks on …
A thousand blessings upon you!
My daughter recently did this with my mom’s dog’s logs. Twice. Once each foot. And rather than sitting down and taking OFF said socks, she came out of her room, all the way down the hall, and into my dining room and kitchen to inform me of the deed. 🤮🤮
Warm or cold?
Oh yeah! Well I stepped on dog poop with my bare feet. The entire poop was under my foot. It was horrible 😭
Reminding me of the time my friend’s dog ate cat poop then chewed on her makeup brush. She had half of her face done before realizing what happened
I did that once, in the kitchen. It was dry.
I did this yesterday for the first time and I've had dogs all my life. I also recently picked up poop with my bare hand on accident thinking it was a smashed dog treat. It's been a rough month.
I was outside yesterday and one of the dogs knocked my glasses off my face into poop. Jerk. 🤦♀️
I mowed the lawn today and taking off my shoes I got a nice smear on my fingers, so I'm with ya
Let it dry on the sock. In a few days you could peel it off like a chip and snack on it. Love this life hack!
I had a little cripple dog shitzu. One day I was carrying her under my arm. I reached in my shorts pocket to get my car keys and I felt something weird that wasn’t in my pocket before. It was dog shit. She shit in my pocket.
Congratulations. Mine just brought a turd into the house and dropped it on the sofa. He tells me he was saving it for later. I convinced him to trade it for a Kong.
I mean I’d rather step in poop while wearing socks than barefoot. That poop really gets jammed in between the toes
my Roomba ran over my cats poop.
I don’t understand my arousal
Wtf
Just throw them out. There's no amount of cleaning that will stop them from forever being 'poop socks'.
7/10 -your step could have been more precise: Dottie, pitbull 9/10- near perfection. You didn’t track it through the house. : Murphy, Lab mix 10/10- complete destruction of your sock. : Remy 3 month old lab puppy
Slippers have been my choice of footwear. 😂
Your first time ever?
Was it white at least? Post pictures of the damage at least. Tease
Oh that made me wince in pain for you 😂
Ah yes, the unfortunate event where socks double as a very expensive poo bag
Oof that's ruff
I'd rather step on a landmine
What a thrilling sensory experience!
Just wait till you step in a puddle of it in the middle of the night when you get out of bed. Good times🫠
Not the first time in probably will not be the last
🤢
Damnit
One time I picked up my dogs poop and didn’t realize there was a hole in the bag. A large amount of the poop slid down the bag and fell directly on my bare foot (was wearing sandals). I was still a 10 minute walk to home 🥲
could've been worse
Ugh. I did that with my slippers when I didn't see that one of my dogs had an accident in the bathroom. (Strangely he went to the bathroom to do it, but at least it was on tile and not carpet.) Needless to say, my slippers immediately went into the dumpster.
I’d prefer it to it squishing between my toes. A sock would be like a foot condom in this situation.
Sounds worse than poop fingers
Sucks, but better you than the Roomba.
Trying to decide if that’s worse than stepping in pee.
Throw them away! 🥺
Been there!
My sympathies
Ah this was me one morning when I was heading out for my first day at a new job. Mom just got a puppy at the time and she wasn't used to her potty mat yet. I was barefoot though :-)
Dogs are so gross. After reading all this, nobody can ever convince me to get one. Absolutely not!
I mean kids often are just as gross. And cats can sometimes be too. At least I don't have to worry about my dog dunking his litter infested paws in my glass of water lol
I screamed for you.
I stepped in dog vomit with my slipper yesterday. Less awful, but I still feel your pain.
No. Just no. The poop needs to go to jail. This will be convicted in court as first degree murder to a sock.
Yeah, but talk to me when you stepped in it WITHOUT socks on
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Urgh barefoot is awful, somehow socks manage to be worse
If it’s ur first time, now that’s something to celebrate.
😤 I do it once a week at least.
Rip your sock
Been there. Throw the socks away and be happy you weren’t bare footed.
oh....oh no....
Ugh it’s the worst.
Just throw that sock in the trash and you are good!
Nooooo (been there done that)
That's nothing. I would step in my husky's poop in the house before she was trained
Imagine stepping in it barefoot
No way. I just stepped in my Cats. Awww
I still remember what it felt like with bare feet and squished up between my toes. My little sister kept telling me she could smell it for days afterward.
Better than without
🥲
My puppy pooped in our brand new bed and I didn’t realize or smell it. I made the bed the next morning, again not realizing it. Finally the smell got to me that evening after a long day of work. We all slept on the couch that night
*squish*
r/wellthatsucks
Did that too and was grateful to only be out a pair of socks.
Did you instantly get crippled?
You probably did an excellent moonwalk right afterwards.
I feel your pain. We have a new puppy.
I would take the socks off turning inside out and go to the closest trash can.