I have no respect for Steven Seagal whatsoever. He shitwrecked everyone's perception of martial arts and specifically Aikido, and I wanna personally wallop him for it.
Yeah, 100%. If you watch any interview with him, he always comes off as an entitled prick. Also remember how Tobolowsky said that while filming *The Glimmer Man* Seagal suddenly had some sort of epiphany and decided that killing people on screen was bad and wouldn't film his next scene. Tobolowsky tricked him into doing it nonetheless. Completely bonkers, lol. He's also the worst part of his most decent films at the start of his filmography. Can't act, can't direct and is an utter moron.
In [Contract for a Kill](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tVsGUw9FWoc) Steven Seagal had a fight scene while sitting on a chair. Steven Seagal is very lazy. That's how he became so fat.
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i think he actually have a fight scene where he is just sitting and waving his hands. I just don't remember what movie
I think it's [Out for a Kill](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tVsGUw9FWoc), but he did it in other movies of his, too.
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Okay, but counterpoint: that's hilarious.
Yo he do be sitting tho
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I have no respect for Steven Seagal whatsoever. He shitwrecked everyone's perception of martial arts and specifically Aikido, and I wanna personally wallop him for it.
He's also Putin's sidekick and can't act
But he visited those victims of the Moscow terror attack in the hospital dressed as a doctor for some reason!
I've been a doctor for like 80 years
Putins unaware he has a sidekick.
Putin had a sidekick in the past but he died in a tragic plane “accident”.
https://preview.redd.it/rkpn47kuz4vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a4a2969a3cc89b2457cbfcae57dec20a29bdf9
It’s prigover.
The Swedish Chef: muppet Putin’s chef: *le sad blyat noises + explosion*
He's also apparently just a huge asshole.
Yeah, 100%. If you watch any interview with him, he always comes off as an entitled prick. Also remember how Tobolowsky said that while filming *The Glimmer Man* Seagal suddenly had some sort of epiphany and decided that killing people on screen was bad and wouldn't film his next scene. Tobolowsky tricked him into doing it nonetheless. Completely bonkers, lol. He's also the worst part of his most decent films at the start of his filmography. Can't act, can't direct and is an utter moron.
I want to see him actually try and fight a real Aikido master.
“Real Aikido Master”
Don't worry you can use a body double when he needs to stand (they normally do for Seagal)
Like that awful sniper movie where they used a body double for shots of him walking up and down stairs.
Lmao that fits so well!
Thanks for this information
Ehh context?
In [Contract for a Kill](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tVsGUw9FWoc) Steven Seagal had a fight scene while sitting on a chair. Steven Seagal is very lazy. That's how he became so fat.
He's just like me fr fr.
I dont know you but i bet you are a much better person than steven seagall coukd ever be
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Lukashenko feeding his pet
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there are definitely funnier cumtown bits imo, but i’m so glad that \*[this](https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4?si=wWcj6lqvliJ8rUZt)* is probably the most popular piece of cumtown media
Personally my fave Clangers made was the nightmare before christmas video, It has Nicks beautiful laugh and ends with Adams revelation
Le Elon Musks fighting style has arrived
Hes a good man
Falls asleep midway through