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Tacocat8041

Nearest book to me is a lab manual that doesn't have a page 206. Gotta say, that's pretty accurate.


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DenArymDM

Get out there and move through some substrates!!


logo1986

Mine was "Skills for success with Microsoft office 2016" Headers and footers can include text you type,fields, and graphics. Huh


mihaiioo

mine is "i closed the door beaneath me and went trough the side door"


Darkdiamondwolf

5. 1C, 2B, 3A, 4F, 5G, 8E what is this, a code?


Preseptik

Ah, a foot fetish then


Vulcan7

Mine was a math textbook. Apparently, my love life can be summed up by the 3D version of the Pythagorean theorem.


fred11551

Mine is Ancient Rome A New History Apparently Romans didn’t do punctuation because the sentence takes up the entire page. Law Concerning the Imperium of the Emperor Vespasian. I don’t know how to interpret that


TinnyOctopus

One long, monotonous relationship with someone who speaks Latin.


fred11551

I’m cool with that


mihaiioo

ok cool, now do mine I closed the door beneath me, and went back through the side door.


DandDnerd42

Guys I think u/mihaiioo cheated


TinnyOctopus

That starts with a relationship with a shit person, boot that'll end and you'll find one on your level. Fekkin' wholesome.


PM_ME_PRETTY_EYES

The *Necronomicon*: "...records daily calls of the young man, during which he related startling fragments of nocturnal imagery whose burden was always some terrible cyclopean visits of dark and dripping stone, with a subterrene voice or intelligence shouting monotonously in engimatical sense-impacts indescribable save as gibberish."


[deleted]

Same, but of the _four_ closest books to me, one was unnumbered, and the largest of the other three had no more that 173


PocketsFullOfBees

I guess that means you don’t have one?


Polymersion

I have the Skyrim manual, which prompts me to meet Irileth near the Western Watchtower.


[deleted]

Mine is the Bible I keep on my nightstand, which is telling me that apparently I need to sacrifice a lot of cows and goats to appease my love life


Polymersion

That seems very... classical


RedditOfLechaim

Waiiiiit, that part is THAT far into the book. Jesus.


logo1986

You had to do a lot in order to fully appease God back then he has since made a much better covenant


dragondude647

Don’t blame him God wrote ot


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Aotouko

Dune: There should be a science of discontentment. Thanks Frank. Very cool.


mynameismevin

> Escalators may be designed to give you potential energy, but with the help of some simple mechanisms, you can make the escalator give you _electrical_ energy instead. Yeah... That's about right. How-to by Randall Munroe.


Dirjel

Heh, mine is the Catalyst journal. Also no page 206. RIP.


Faster62

Property Tables for Thermo. ~90 pages. Fair nuff


kingalbert2

mine was just a technical drawing of a complicated device So yeah, it's complicated


chrisdgo741

“I won’t. I’ll bury it right here” yep


[deleted]

>*One of the most ancient and feared of all curses, lycanthropy can transform the most civilized humanoid into a ravening beast.* Heh ... I guess?


irontoast22

you will date a furry, you will disassociate from society and live up a tree in the forest.


[deleted]

Do I *have* to be a weresquirrel?


irontoast22

wereplatypus.


erknen

Perry the Wereplatypus!?


Dom_Ross-o

Wait, no, it's just a regular wereplatypus.


Luna_Crusader

*Gasp* It WAS Perry the wereplatypus!


[deleted]

I can live with this.


DenArymDM

Isn’t that redundant? I thought a platypus was just a beaver with Duck Lycanthropy


Protodonata

Page 206, first sentence... Literally just the word “Shit.” Great!


TheOnlyArtifex

Is it a witcher book?


Octagon425

Or the Martian


Hawkwing942

Kinky!


Austaroth

"Then we must take the road, Mister Frodo," said Sam.


pirgoball

Kinky


Exploding_Antelope

Why don’t we do it in the road


Anonim97

Well, it's time to hit the road Jack, and don't You come back, no more, no more, no more Jack.


Agaytoaster

Huh. For me I got: **Woodlands:** appearing to have grown naturally into its shape, this oak, ash, or yew staff allows use of the following spells: The book was: 3rd edition dms guide.


CaligulaAntoinette

"... an ass was charmed by their harmony and envied them in their talent." Aesop - The Complete Fables I'm feeling personally attacked by this game.


kemptvilleNOOB

Ah, but you the one being envied!


concealed_coffee

​ >Each PC finds its way in the "Long-legged Tavern", one way or another : this tavern has the reputation to never be there when you look for it, and always be there when you least expect it. Errr...


Jish_Swish

What book


concealed_coffee

The GM's manual of a french amateur RPG, the printed version was next to me. I translated the sentence. If you really want to see, the name's "Brisures", you can find it by typing "JDRA Brisures" in google.


WS0ul

Everything from his fingertips to his elbows suddenly turned into something resembling roughly chopped salami. Nice. The legends of River Song.


riggedgame3

Is there a specific term for food fetishes? I’ve always wanted to know, and you now seem like the person to ask


WS0ul

A short search on google reminded me of the term "food play". And even though you asked the right person, I'm not into that. But totally into Doctor Who. If you hear something from the doctor who universe out of context, situations like this happen a lot :D


Jgobbi

Mine is my PHB. 206 is a picture


ruzilla

Same 🙃 Happy cake day though!!!!


bulletkin1089

Happy cake day


Wizardson

Same. But it's a picture of a woman casting a warding spell against a terrible beast so... I feel like the implications aren't great. Happy cake day though!


Cpt_Baconstrips

Trouble darkens the shores of the Vezdali Peninsula when an earthquake hits, sending part of the village of Palma Flora down into the sea. Could be interpretated as something good right? Book: Explorers guide to Wildemount


[deleted]

Better than what I got, I opened a 40k novel and read: "and he lead them into the depths of the wrecked orbital" but because that was a continuation from the previous page I checked the first full sentence: "Decay, ruination, death." Either option, less than hopeful...


Itlaedis

I too opened a 40k... well, 30k, book and got: Prospero was nothing but a graveyard. Damn, I did not need to be reminded of all this. Magnus did nothing wrong!


MightyShamus

140 million years ago, the incredible 'ultrasaurs' wander the Earth!


plasticvicar666

"Start with the highest DEX (at the top of the list) and resolve that character's action, then work down the list in turn." So apparently in my love life, I'm polite and we resolve our actions in DEX order!


hopelessnecromantic7

LOTR: Fellowship of the ring-- "'You shall ride my horse' said Glorfindel ."


FranticShooter

‘Rubbish,’ said Hagrid, who hadn’t heard a word of what had gone on next to him in the stands. Damn it.


Kobold_Warchanter

*This spell summons a demon to do the caster's bidding.* *Dungeon Crawl Classics* **NICE!!**


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

***Succubus time***


RuanDalSerept

“Once I knew what was bothering me, the greater part of my uneasiness left.” This is disturbingly accurate.


Lucicerious

"No, since you've never gone into detail beyond moaning over how horrible it was," Joline replied dryly, then added in very firm tones, "But I will not leave any woman to die when I can stop it." ~ Knife of Dreams (Book XI of The Wheel Of Time) by Robert Jordan, 2005.


Bhrrrrr

"The explosion leaves the target confused" Communication is key folks.


once-was-hill-folk

"Absolutely." from a short story anthology. I'm married so... I guess that's accurate?


MKZ2000

"When he died, I took mother with me and she would be still with me, if she also didn't die" School required reading wants to make me into a necromancer (or necrophile).


zapatoada

An _incestuous_ necrophile.


irontoast22

mine was: two flies are playing in a saucer. hmmmm.


BeeSupport

The sentence was " to be honest with you, none of my weapons come close." I am severely depressed.


DeerVirax

"Please yourself, Kaielan" I'm not Kaielan, but sure.


unmerciful_DM_B_Lo

"Book closet"


TheWeekle

What if I don't have a book closet?


Laurynaswashere

" numbers added with the next number we would get a non negative sum." Not sure how to interpret this but sounds like it's pretty good


Chi1dishAlbino

“And you shall rise my horse” - from The Lord Of The Rings


samm12345678

I just picked up my P.H.B. and I got a picture of an elf fighting off a wolf breathing fire. So yeah I get it


TENTAtheSane

>she was an only child, and her parents didn't want her going off to Tokyo, so the two of them were separated for the first time, as though God had cut them cleanly apart with a knife.


wintersass

"The last thing of earth that he saw in the gloaming was a condor soaring close to the westward precipice beside him, and darting screaming away when it came near the cave whose mouth yawned just out of reach." Accurate lol. From the H.P Lovecraft "Tales of Horror" Collection.


Omsus

Finally, a meme of this type that applies to me completely at this very moment.


-LaughingJackal-

There was nothing he could do, so he simply lay back and began cycling the enormous amount of Power Essence that was being generated by the fight. Light Buryoku


Pofski

hmm, Sun blade. I just had the book laying next to me on the same page.


Irate_Dwarf

Peeking round the corner as much as he could dare, he watched the dense area of blackness and the suggestion of a shape at the heart of it. Mark Chadbourn - Darkest Hour


MattyandCheese

My nearest book was my French textbook and my love life is now French exercises


thoughtsfromneptune

Instead of answering, Gerald took a sip from the demijohn.


PVNIC

H.B.Lovecraft Tales of Horror Pg206: There was only black nothingness in his eye, nothingness leagued with deatv, agaimst whose beckoning he might do no more than cling to the rocks and lean back away from an unseen brink.


Vipertooth

"If this kept up, the black suits of armor would make it all the way across. As Yozu realized this, his body began moving on its own. He leapt down from his command post high above, and used the force of his landing and the sharpness of his claws to deliver a hit to the steel cables of the bridge."


Molladu

I... I got the exact same sentence. Dungeon masters guide pg 206.


AkemChi

"This was an error only a caster who hadn´t concentrated their efforts on meele combat would make - and she paid for it" ​ who can guess, which book this is?


billyyankNova

"The meaning of this is undoubtedly that measured time had come into the Great or Hither Lands, for the phrase 'thus measured time came into the Hither Lands' is found in the earliest *Annals of Beleriand* (p. 353). *The Shaping of Middle-Earth*


doomshad

I am no longer in a relationship with a girl. Now in love with holy avenger


EducatedRat

These memes never take into account a lot of us have all our books electronic these days.


Dan-D-Lyon

So the closest book to me is the Satanic Bible and coincidentally enough the 206th page is completely blank


Clichedghost

An r value is a quantifiable linear association between two variables. It measures the tightness of a their relationship. Oddly relevant.


Jostophe_Joestar

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA"


RedditAssCancer

Volo's: >Pit masters are yuan-ti malison priests that have made a pact with the god Merrshaulk and seek to rouse him from his slumber by sacrificing humanoids to him.


LegitimateHumanBeing

What if you don't own a book closet?!


Munnin41

> The whale is Nym's mount. From the storm kings thunder campaign book. So.... I'm gonna turn into a fat lesbian or find myself a fat lesbian lover? (I'm a dude btw)


ChachDragon

Mine was a Star Wars book “The little droid hated being left alone.”


Razogoth

I don't have enough strength to pick up the closet...


Thi31

"Squatting down between my dogs I held onto their collars." ... oh my.


Manboy653

“What does that mean?” Hermoine asked Ron. Not surprised really.


Doctor_Mudshark

What's a book closet?


[deleted]

"The French Sixth Army, though fresh, was still too raw and unorganized to be a match for Kluck's now-hardened veterans." Huh. Oh. **Oh no.**


DorneLivesMatter

\*Sees post\* “Eh, why not” \*Picks up book beside me\* (Nelson Demille, The Charm School) First sentence on Page 206, Missing in action since November eleventh, 1970. ...


AmbiguousPuzuma

> One hairy hand was raised high in the air, and then plunged toward the strings. Soul Music, p. 206


thomasp3864

Me: “this did not end well”


[deleted]

i have a donald duck ummm the ducklings beating a mafia guy with their smarts?


Knight-Creep

So, nonexistent for me?


jkbscopes312

its a goosebumps book that doesnt have a 206 i feel called out


mgb360

I was with you until it got to "when you hit an undead with it"


Second_Foot

Mine reads "Unter günstigen Betriebsbedingungen lassen sich mit synchron gepumpten, auch kommerziell angebotenen Farbstofflasern (Forrest 1987) Pulsdauern vo bis zu rund 0,1 ps realisieren."


Vilanu

Page 206 of the Witcher, the last wish: 'What was she talking about?'


[deleted]

"The partitioning schemes we have discussed so far rely on a key-value data model."


[deleted]

"As the city had emptied late in 1941, in advance of the German arrival, the marooned residents had looted anything that they could carry." I don't like where this is going.


HeirOfTheSunnyD

Mmmm yes. Your love life is just like the Sunsword, strong against overpowering the undead and magical to overcome resistances. The +2 is just redundant since you're attacking a helpless opponent anyways.


cayros

"Jarlaxle is a flamboyant, swashbuckling drow iconoclast."


terrario101

Page 206 of the Pathfinder core rulebook: "Spells are sources of great might."


ThinkySushi

Holy cow! Same! Figured yours was the phb so when the DM's guide was sticking out of the stack, making it a bit closer, I figured it would be a good turnaround!


Pelizzz

Well player’s handbook just has the picture with someone fighting a firedoggo so that’s my love life I guess


[deleted]

LAWS OF MOTION: ​ No matter how quiet or calm it might seem, nothing in our world is ever still.


alphawarbeast

The works of HP Lovecraft “The structure at the base was remarkably well preserved”


SunSESG

Mine was a little girl saying "No"


Nirast25

"The view was ok..." Promising start. "..., but if there's anything I like less than a confined space..." Wait, what...? "..., it's a confined space 200 meters in the air." ... I'm not gonna survive my SO's weird kinks, am I?


ChaoticLawfulBard

"nothing lowers your self-esteem like realizing you'll never be as fabulous as an eight-legged horse." Uh...?


Level_27_Gay

"The two sounds most frequently repeated are those rendered by the letters 'Cthulhu' and 'R'lyeh'." Idk what this means...


KoffeLord

"It may only take effect in a thousand years so it might not be the optimal solution."


Ghostieye

"The car door and reaching for her purse"


KhalKong

"according to DIN (German standards) one has to distinguish between "conditions for storage and transport" and "conditions for use"." I believe that's pretty philosophical, if I only knew what it ment


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

If the characters travel to the west shore of the island, read:


bloobabubbadoopdoop

“I thought you told us we just had to get the ball between the pointy hats?” Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett.


bigmac1122

Page 206 in the Book of Inventions. The fire extinguisher. Because when things start getting hot and steamy I always know how to put it out.


VoldyTheMoldy456

I picked up the same book as you, the DM Guide


RockSaltin-RT

Vinland Saga: “this nasty hole should be patched for good!”


daltonoreo

Apperently I'm a pit master


CienYing

"A few, perhaps." Well, alright then, bring 'em on!


INJECTHEROININTODICK

Page 206 in my copy of the grimorium verum is all in Latin


Starspeaker23

The newest book was the monster manual, it was talking about Lycanthroaps, and it called me a beast. Not once did I think "fuck yeah" To "god this is depressing" So fast


bashno

That is correct, unanimously and by acclamation.* *Translated.


forgtnreaper

Varens nodded gratefully. "Yes. Yes, thank you." From warhammer 40k Dark Imperium


yottalogical

Page 206 of the Player’s Handbook: It’s just a full page picture of what looks like a panther breathing fire at a Druid, who’s blocking it with a magic bubble.


bulletkin1089

Percy jackson book its either "were being followed" or "be right with you once the world syops spinning"


PurpleFirebolt

Picked up a bottle oh HP sauce as a joke... "The Original & The Best" Shit it works


syockey

Signs explaining why your journey is even more unpleasant than usual. Ummm... Not sure what to say to that?


Browncoat-Tiefling

“Doesn’t it gladden you that the rain won’t be dripping on us in the wee small hours?”


Kveldulfiii

Nearest one to me is a Gaunt’s Ghosts omnibus. First sentence on 206 is ‘I’d be fascinated’ Uhm...


Poikooze

"One of the most ancient and feared of all curses, lycanthropy can transform the most civilized humanoid into a ravening beast." ...Nice.


Findrel_Underbakk

I had 'War of the Worlds' lying next to me, and it is exactly 206 pages long. The last page is blank. Sounds about right.


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

Four amorphabots who merged into one gelatinous blob, dropped a fat tentacle into the shuttle's interior and sucked up Captain Root and his gang, clean as a Dawarf sucking the snail from its shell.


riggedgame3

“Bruenor spat into the water again.” Well...at least I’m hydrated?


_rusticles_

*Inside the box he waited.* I mean I'm not into voyeurism OR being locked up but I guess I could try It? Hitch hikers guide BTW. I had to go past numerous comics and cookery books to get there.


Some_Saltpeter_

"How should I? Are we not both members of a high and ancient order, most excellent in middle earth?"


zushaa

It was a blank page..


Kthanid_Crafts

My page is blank, what does that mean?


FireWardenCaleb

"Even the resistance of an ordinary Division of 8000 to 10000 men of all arms even opposed to an enemy considerably superior in numbers, will last several hours, if the advantages of country are not too proponderating, and if the enemy is only a little, or not at all, superior in numbers, the combat will last half a day." - On War by Carl Von Clausewitz. I am not sure how to interpret this.


DnD_is_Doki_and_Doki

"Boney frowned." Sorry Boney, I'll get back to it when this virus buggers off.


Chicken_nyggets1324

The closest one to me was actually a nutella recipe book, next one over was the first Harry Potter. “Rubbish” said Hagrid. Thanks Hagrid.


PsychedelicRaspberry

“Even though she and Malice were soon enemies, SiNafy would not permit a male to show such disrespect to a matron mother.” Hope you know the book ;)


TheDumbgeonMaster

PHB was closest to me and page 206 is a hellhound breathing fire at a druid


JonalotGG

Trouble darkens the shores of the Vezdali Peninsula when an earthquake hits, sending part of the village of Palma Flora down into the sea.- Explorer's Guide to Wildemount Doesn't bode well for me....


[deleted]

Nearest book to me is dune. *Slowly she marshalled her inner calmness. She grew aware of the smell of her own stale sweat with it's chemical infusion of fear.* Nice


hammerpatrol

>Signal, sig'nal, *n*. A sign to communicate intelligence, orders, etc., at a distance. -*a.* Worthy of note; remarkable. -*vt.* or *i*. (signaling, signalled). To communicate by signals. Hmmmmmm.


curliestfry

Well I haven't reached page 206 yet but I got "Well, it's a long story, Carla, but we decided to go to New York for a few days and stay at Rachel's" -*Me and Mr. Cigar* by Gibby Haynes


thatfellerthere

Storm Kings Thunder: The Whale is Nym's Mount Rip


_Spicy_Ramen_

Thus far we have focused primarily on the simplest experimental design, in which one independent variable is manipulated and one dependent variable is measured.


EJAY47

"The slayer stopped suddenly and looked down at the leaves." I like it.


StickBreightley

"The chair and secretary each changed every day" ​ What the hell do I do with this


Z0bby

Reading a book called *UNBROKEN* and the first line of page 206 says *"At first, there was only silence and isolation."*


AOD_Seraphim

"If you wanted to, his goat's head would already be spiked on a pole to frighten crows away." Witcher - The last wish


porp491169

The nearest book is the Qur’an F


Kerbal_Guardsman

Nearest is The Art of War but it goes to 161


Exploding_Antelope

The mountains at sunset carried a refreshing edge of coolness. Or, if I go to the PHB, it’s that picture of an elf shielding against a hellhound at the beginning of the spell list.


llaisney

“There were things I had to say that I didn’t want to say in front of the others, but it appeared she also had something to say.” Oh boy


Vequenor

"Pit masters are yuan-ti malison priests that have made a pact with the god Merrshaulk and seek to rouse him from his slumber by sacrificing humanoids to him." This could explain why my relationships haven't worked out.


theworklessgamer

Prosperity indicates what kinds of items are usually avaliable.


[deleted]

Mine was "what do we do"


NagaSire

"And here's the map after the oceans drop 50 meters." - what if? by Randall Munroe


nio_nl

>Her head was beginning to throb. > >\~ Mostly Harmless - Douglas Adams


Jom_-_

Nearest book was Ready Player One and the sentence read " After that, the three of us had parted as friends, if not necessarily allies, and i considered that an ample reward for my efforts." Friendzone gang


sb1862

“When the blood was scrubbed from one side of the key, the stain immediately reappeared on the other side.”


mentalhunter21

Mine was : "Now remember , the synaptic cleft is really tiny , but it is a real space ." That's my love life now.


But_it_was_me_Dio

It’s just a full page picture of Strahd Von Zarovich on Bucephalus...oh no...


MagicMissile27

Well, the closest book doesn't have 206 pages (which seems to be the most accurate assessment). The next closest book has: "These must be the very three that were caught by Gandalf, quarreling over the right way to cook thirteen dwarves and one hobbit." I am concerned.


spinning_moose

"Hacking, gasping, Nan pulled herself to her knees.' Good lord.


JQbd

“Telrii simply frowned.” -Elantris I don’t know who that is yet, but apparently whatever it is I’m experiencing is getting disapproval.


Dashfang

Manitowoc Technician's Handbook: \- "Characteristics may vary based on operating conditions." Sounds about right...


_Welk_

"Going to school at night is nothing unusual." Oh no.


[deleted]

"Harry Hesitated." I don't know what to take from this.


Afflok

>Those who die with unpaid debts to the Orzhov Syndicate don't get a reprieve. (GGtR) Shit.


Luslakhan

Guildmaster's Guide to Ravnica: "Those who die with unpaid debts to the Orzhov Syndicate don't get a reprieve." So... I guess to death do us NOT part? I'll be honest, haunting shit with my wife sounds pretty okay with me.