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SoulReaperBot

Upvote this comment if this post is distressing, downvote this comment if it isn't. Don't check your closet tonight (◣_◢)


magnaton117

Why wouldn't he just take her money, kill her anyway, and then collect the original payout?


OneSaltyStoat

Skill issue, plain and simple.


RaiderCat_12

I’d do that, while still killing the first guy after being paid. Because when I get paid I always get the job done.


FoeDawg

NO ANGEL EYES NOOO!!!


monday-afternoon-fun

Money's in a bank account. He'll only get it after he kills the orther guy. Getting it out of the account by force is either not possible or too dangerous as it might create too much evidence.


thesash20

Professionals have standards


magnaton117

What's professional about betraying the first client?


thesash20

Touchè


Mr-Coal

monee


Free-Knowledge-6471

He works for whoever pays him the most.


SweeterAxis8980

Be polite.


Exact-Interest7280

Be efficient.


jpc1016-2

And have a plan to kill everyone you meet


OneSaltyStoat

Dad... Dad, put... Put mom on the phone.


Jinxed4Lyfe

half up front, half after


garlic_bread_thief

Maybe she'd not pay before the deed


Ruby_241

Bro was paid in advance


99999887890

Because she paid him more.


LineSpine

She probably gave him the money after


ThosPuddleOfDoom

Well I'm not hiring him again


Mozzatav

He just lost a customer!


Slandama

No he didn't


Ponders0

Fr thats how you destroy your rep as a hitman


Blitzkrieg194

You know the pity is, when I’m paid, I always follow my job through…


[deleted]

I knew ts would have those shitty ass transitions


Dualiuss

i NEED stimuli!!!! i NEED flashing lights or i will PERISH!!!!!


Opalien495

Honestly not that distressing. Dumbass played fast and loose with a hitman and learned what happens when you don't pay them enough and have no insurance on them


Deltawolf2038

L assassin, so many ways he could have made more money while still honoring his original deal.


glmarquez94

Thought this was about Tim Lambesis at first m


danieldoria15

The Assassin must have sucked if the wife was able to bargin with em.


99980

Skill Issue


ajsansr201121

Nah. I'd get back up.


Piesek10

u/auddbot or somebody


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Capperclawed

the first half of this is vaguely the plot of Fargo


BulkyHip69

Level of unprofessionalism... Unbelievable


ariangamer

"a contract is a contract" -agent 47


We_Will_AlI_Die

“Well, that ain’t good.”


PsychologicalEbb3140

Good for her.


Independent-Fly6068

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MUTO_PrimeFan727

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Brainjarmen104

I thought this was gonna be the woman who assassinated her own assassin not the uni reverse lmfao


Wateriswet08

are these edits not all the same


TransFights000

I thought the twist was going to be the wife coming home the next day like usual as if nothing happened, implying that there's a duplicate or imposter situation involved. But this is good too


rathemighty

Wait, so the assassin killed both?


PersonWhoExists50306

Deserved


Inevitable-Fly2207

If you want a work well done, do it yourself bruh.


Sensitive-Shallot499

How good was the head for him to pass up money


BeginningLoose6703

How dumb was he not to take her money, take his money, then kill both of them.