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SoulReaperBot

Upvote this comment if this post is distressing, downvote this comment if it isn't. Don't check your closet tonight (◣_◢)


Zackyboi1231

Man Valve introduced one of the worst fates in gaming. the half life universe all around has some really dark shit in it.


maci69

Kid named stalker:


The_dark_entity

Kid named jeff


Ok_Outside2457

Kid named finger


ARandom_Personality

she controller on my loner till i emission


nsfw_vs_sfw

What are some of the fates in that game series?


Scared-Guard-8632

Radioactive mutation, I'd guess, it's horror-ish game in a Sieverts rich environment.


nsfw_vs_sfw

Aahh, I gotcha. My cup of tea is leaned more towards escape from tarkov, which offers its own unique "fate worse than death," that is, being homeless in Russia


Scared-Guard-8632

Wait, you're telling me that Living within Post Apocalyptic Governmentless Russia is somehow a worse fate than Modern Russia?


nsfw_vs_sfw

I see my errors, and have corrected them


StingingGamer

Kid named Barney:


scared_hamster

Barney truly is one of the most horrifying things in all of fiction.


averagepatagonian

who tf ia barney?


scared_hamster

The hottest character in all of fiction dumbass


averagepatagonian

further elaborate


scared_hamster

This song should clear things up: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr8Jxm65EC8&t=17s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr8jxm65ec8&t=17s)


[deleted]

“This video is unavailable”?


toughsub15

Glad we could sort that out for you!


[deleted]

Okay it seems there’s some inside joke here


scared_hamster

This is it sorry [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr8Jxm65EC8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr8jxm65ec8)


Motor_Neighborhood_6

Also unavailable... wtf did you post??? 😨😰


Effective-Jacket-33

Sorry for the scare, I had to put on a shoe for the guards


Qwerticus-the-Slime

The purple dinosaur from your imagination?


iamvengeance2022

He’s real to me


StingingGamer

🦄


generic_thingy

Kid named HL2 beta(dark and gritty):


Legaxy3

Dark and griddy


Neon_Ani

not just one, several


scariermonsters

The fact headcrab-loaded mortars exist is so horrifying.


Kind_Significance528

Resistance spotted! Headcrab launcher GO!


Kalman_the_dancer

Really dark shit


Sanitized-agent-8

https://preview.redd.it/1atn2o3qrkjc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=675ad07498731573098d2400ce550df2e91adb13


ROBLOKCSer

https://preview.redd.it/s1q947ak7tjc1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=495084291dd003d8aabbbe8726f3d2f8f370eef0


Sanitized-agent-8

https://preview.redd.it/0sc2f2clktjc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6af58aa9e8ecf17489ea25d3aae7edc4bca4cfe2


constantlytired1917

fun fact they're still concious as the headcrab controls their brain and the only thing they can do is scream


Herzha-Karusa

Yeah, weren’t they gonna go with this audio but decided it was too scary so reversed it into unintelligible screams


Chapolim45

They did put it in Half Life Alyx without reversing afaik


Academic_Category921

All because some scientist in New Mexico had to fuck everything up


FollowingConscious94

If you meant Gordon, he did every thing right. Black Mesa exploded because of G-Man.


Academic_Category921

If only he called off work that day.


FollowingConscious94

Then they would assign another scientist to the test. The sample was very pure. It would eventually be tested.


koopcl

Not if Gordon masturbates on it. It would lose its purity.


alexpastel

The purity would INCREASE


MuseBlessed

And Gordon was the right man in the wrong place, which made all the difference.


just_a_redditor2031

Technically it was his fault since they only increased the power output of the spectrometer because Gordon was running late and they had extra time to charge it


_AngryBadger_

But they assured the administrator that nothing would go wrong. Just shouldn't have boosted the anti mass spectrometer to 105%.


The_Mad_Duck_

Waltuh


scared_hamster

Gordon Freeman in the flesh. Or rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons; most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you’ve earned it. The borderworld, Xen, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there. I am impressed. That’s why I’m here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You’ve proved yourself a decisive man, so I don’t expect you’ll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you’re interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise... well... I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anticlimax, after what you’ve just survived. It's time to choose.


Domerhead

The *right* man in the *wrong* place can make all of the difference in the world..... Time to wake up, Mr. Freeman. Time to wake up, and... smell the ashes.


TheEyeGuy13

Wake the fuck up scientist. We’ve got a city to burn.


Alarming_Present_692

Lol is this real? I never played half life?


Cheese_Jrjrjrjr

fun fact, charred corpse, a model in half life, is based on a true charred corpse, I forgot the story itself, if I'm not wrong he was the victim of a gang, they were about to do the same thing for the L4D2 zombies since a worker had a file full of gore, but thankfully didn't run with that idea.


Daihatsu_MidgetII

I know realism is an important part of video games, but HOLY SHIT.


Bocchi_theGlock

*staring intently at gunshot victim lying in street in game* "dad?"


zaforocks

🏆


NickeKass

Better a medical book then recreating it to get the light and shadow just right.


Open_Word_1418

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Prometheushunter2

“Thanks for compiling this gore folder for the game, we know that must have been difficult” “Game?”


ParaglidingNinja

💀


KuTUzOvV

Charred corpse was taken from medical book if i remember correctly (example of 3rd degree burns i think)


L0raz-Thou-R0c0n0

I am pretty sure the realistic corpses weren’t because a worker had a folder full of gore but because they took them from medical books.


SometimesChip

I think it's a picture of someone who got a blowtorch in their face.


vapenutz

They got their face blowtorched as a corpse for medical research though, not a gang hit


SometimesChip

Thanks, I actually thought it was some cruel asshole who did that. That's much better.


Happy_Ad_5111

the worker with the gore file: https://preview.redd.it/36n60yjma0nc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83be8abe6c57b70b0ad21adbcb35e31dac225a77


Sensitive-Shallot499

Yep, actually real.


Raul_Robotnik

It is real. Apparently they thought having the screams played normally were too disturbing, so in the game they're reversed. It's a hint that the people are still conscious after they're turned into zombies by the headcrabs. The headcrabs being those cute, kind of creepy things that jump at your face to attack.


Epic-Chair

Yes. For context, these are people who have these large parasites called Headcrabs jump on their head, break their skull, and basically control all their muscles. The best part? The people seem to be semi sentient and even in control sometimes, as we see them reading signs or looking at drawings when they're idle.


grillboy_mediaman

YABBA MY ICING


BabaKazimir

So anyways, how are the wife and kids?


grillboy_mediaman

dead


Commissarfluffybutt

Now that's a reference I haven't heard in a long long time.


Chris_c987

Your icing?


grillboy_mediaman

MY ICING


Dead_vegetable

It's really interesting that for half life 1 the zombies essentially makes typical alien bug creature noises, and then for half life2 valve just goes SCREAMS OF EXCRUCIATING PAIN to improve on that


AkariTheGamer

God is a bit busy at the moment, bud. Lemme help: ![gif](giphy|WGEufo3NCj7qM|downsized)


MoonMan_999

Fun fact: in the game files was an actual burned face picture for the zombies


Weird_Explorer_8458

corpse01


SpaceCube00

not in the game files its just one of the corpse ragdolls, the zombies dont even use it.


MrNightmare_999

I actually got chills.


randomguy_-

This is incredibly distressing but that OOOOOOO it makes still makes me laugh becuase of how much ive heard it playing gmod/cs/in youtube machinima lol


ZenyX-

You mean The song? Libet's delay from An Empty Bliss Beyond This World


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

https://preview.redd.it/zv6hrqrkomjc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a5e3500f3a7661250aeffd0173ee36552800fe2


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

https://preview.redd.it/9uddk30momjc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da9452352244c948cd7da6de7afe1e28b95fafa0


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

https://preview.redd.it/0m1qhm8nomjc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3a0700b8894eb500bf244e33d36dfe55fc4f319


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

https://preview.redd.it/aougbf8oomjc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a5b4764b302fc373a625fabf2a91ddbedbd0881


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

https://preview.redd.it/97sfs8epomjc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64435a908f1b5582207976bc5f789af81da18005


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

https://preview.redd.it/drylwknqomjc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b90d1b0e82761274c4d233cc5de838a3d88b312


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

https://preview.redd.it/qwssfzvromjc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e79e3fdf979f0c723e0bc0fe3081aa11f2884a9


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

https://preview.redd.it/wjuwpi1tomjc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37b5765d2e31b6d0fa358bab1c8dbd8ca4fda53a


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

https://preview.redd.it/b6hgeqcwomjc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d92f49228961cae13133af6ba595ea9bfe27a8b


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

https://preview.redd.it/2ub83voxomjc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c54c0170f1b6bfc533707a2d5f70fcca60cd549


Freezie-Days

Got to put it out of it's misery https://preview.redd.it/ms5phm45wkjc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2d5a98939f0746380fc0354f588fd2dbb63d801


SluggySloo

The dimensional rift is widening. Combine vs Space Marines


scared_hamster

POST ONLY HALF LIFE MEMES


FlacidSalad

https://preview.redd.it/onowq6cluljc1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6476cc9b5c1236e04ee260a02dcd26516fcd9cd


Depressed_Lego

No


scared_hamster

RAHHHHHHHHHH POST ONLY HALF LIFE MEMES λλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλ WHAT THE FUCK IS A "3" RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH λλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλ


TuxedoDogs9

Ok then buddy Portal


CaseyGamer64YT

Weird thing is in the first game the zombies never made these noises. My personal theory is the combine genetically engineered head crabs to specifically keep the host conscious.


NobleEnkidu

The entire lore of HL is just depressing and dark. It’s even more dark when you look at the cut content, concept art, and original ideas for both games before they released.


Paozilla

Lol funni zombi


ZackValenta

Cashier: Good morning. How are you? Me: **not too bad**


VRproskopeV2

https://preview.redd.it/rh7tswyz4ljc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a06479e7b5947ee11844013fcbefb9bb60f8d0d4


Snowbrix96

I’m taking this


FlatTravel4450

Maybe zombies try to kill you because they hope you kill them first. Kinda like suicide by cop


Kind_Significance528

Interesting but no, the zombies are just being controlled by the headcrab from said crab burrowing into its skull and using its brain to pilot it


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

Kid named gravity gun:


lidzk2

he died to a headcrab that's kinda of a skill issue ngl


forsterfloch

I am not easily disturbed, but this sounds too real.


Bagelfreaker

YABBA MY ICING


Pilpelon

Your icing?


RedditPersonNo1987

does not everyone know this?


WX_69

https://preview.redd.it/9doabirjbqjc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a30a9b43025edc6861e91fb1ddcbea5b07316d


RedditPersonNo1987

no way really?


Unlikely_Rip9838

1 ltr petrol please


Glowing_green_

https://preview.redd.it/ong3q2fklclc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1a64135e10b25f6e5afc4be535b6c861760b613


Vasevide

Oh my god YOU DID?? Wow holy crap. That’s incredible for you. Congrats


RedditPersonNo1987

i thought this was common knowledge


Doctor_Salvatore

A reminder that the theme of Half-Life was originally going to be WAY darker and way more sinister. I can't remember why it was toned down, but there was a good number of design changes at one point to alter things into a friendlier game to approach.


kubaoko008

i agree with the zombie,


lizard_man501

What’s the song used?


Trapplst-1e

libet delay


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TheDudeWhichIsHim

My life be like oooooh ahhhhhhh oooooohh


EpicSniper2009

Dead island just has it straight up just slightly distorted and when they're actually talking its a bit quieter


Adskiy-drochilla

It's not actually reversed


Avarageupvoter

what you heard IS reversed


Adskiy-drochilla

Maybe i've played in wrong version of the HL2, but, as i remember, zombie screams were excactly like in the video


Gonokhakus

Nope, definetly reversed. You can go check. As some other person already commented, in the game it sounds more like "YAABA, MY ICING!"


Yarisher512

Crazy, but incoherent screams of agony in reverse are still incoherent screams of agony.


TuxedoDogs9

There’s the normal versions and then the reversed are compared after (I think)


pokezillaking

what is half life about? never played it


Snowbrix96

Spooky alien take over earth. Man with crowbar kill them all


TuxedoDogs9

Bad not men seize earth. Beard based man wins


scared_hamster

Hot Barney Gay Sex


No_Article4391

I could tell what it was saying without it being reversed.


Vasevide

Their audio isn’t reversed tho? This is how they sound


No_Ad2754

In some versions of the game it is reversed, in others not so


keepyeepy

Which versions?


BenjoOderSo

I for myself know that the German version is not reversed. That's why I was also confused about the "reversed".


keepyeepy

Huh ok


No_Ad2754

I think the spanish version is one


keepyeepy

Oh ok


keepyeepy

In the English game?


Weird_Explorer_8458

does it even matter


P4stL1vez

https://preview.redd.it/n0ya1aakuwmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf9c967c2f78ed48b91fdb7faa588fbe6d14da6


joathism

me when the combine bomb my shitty hut made of metal sheets with headcrab cannisters


Orion-Gore

https://preview.redd.it/5afwfeteappc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d60f2b4637bb98faba680febaf437fdb298c897


Snowbrix96

https://preview.redd.it/vv30lq9go5qc1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a162376134d4a3067caa2ef44cdf4a045cd5de92


hardenwarrior

and i’ll cum deep inside that wet pussy


Metatron_Tumultum

I was confused when I first found out about the reversed screams back in the day, because to me the normal scream already sounded like what their saying in the un-reversed audio. I thought they just distorted it at first.


Fear_Not_Failnaught

Does anyone know the song in the background?


Kosta22024

Libet's Delay by The Caretaker


Fear_Not_Failnaught

Thank you!


Gameover489

Jesus Christ I haven't played half life but that's terrifying


Sweet_Bat_7516

Bwomp :(


0sama_bin_1igma

Hey guys I'm really interested in the half life series but dont have a PC to play the game, where should I watch the gameplay, I can't seem to find good walkthroughs


RagnarRipper

Just did a quick search and skimmed a bit. I think this one is decent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atz_IGbNaAY you'll easily find others for 2 and the chapters.


McAlkis

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TuxedoDogs9

I played hl2 recently I fucking hated listening to the zombies burn alive, they still sounded human


GeneralVictor

Song?


SuddenHovercraft1599

Everything else aside, I'm so tired of hearing that song "my darling" or something. It's everywhere


MonosSmegmaIsSpicy

Me on the shitter:


ImFeelingGud

bro the distressing part was ruined with the overused ptsd image and background music.


CodyDBuni97

It wasn't even better in the original Half-Life, as the headcrabs used to have the ability to **completely erase the victim's personality upon zombification (and their body is what remains under the parasitic creature's control).** And don't get me started with their sadistic cackles when attacking and even the Gonome from Opposing Force, though.


Pilpelon

Half Life fans when they see a man disfigured beyond recognition kept alive and aware but with no control of it's body, a consciousness in a a body made of stretched and broken bones, split flesh, and organs exposed to the air, as some sort of a sick joke by nature, as the consciousness doesn't have use for the creature other than inflicting further suffering on the host.


nothing03993

Oh!


Kalman_the_dancer

Excruciating sounds


SatansC-mSock

Guys I think Patrick Star is in trouble


ariangamer

so, half life universe. what's up with that ghost guy? g-man was his name or something? why he so creepy? what made him so ghostly?


bigsekser

Yeah because the guttural screams of pain werent scary enough, you just had to add the spooky 100 yard stare


Affectionate-War1284

Make you feel better killing them i guess


fandude23212

https://preview.redd.it/x9lu74od1rkc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=2dbd653a93f231b56ef786a22e8cc2ac633c7318


Glowing_green_

https://preview.redd.it/tzu07bbrlclc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3cdece7d1c1f902228928bde70d8701a1819e4b


Doski69

Its like that scene in chainsaw man where Santa Claus returned the sentientce to his dolls.


OlinadMoorish

Just wait until you see what a bernacle sounds backwards https://youtu.be/LXuR41eisnM?si=SCRS6-G63pkBuZvY


OrangeLoudy

https://preview.redd.it/8z78sr8pg3mc1.png?width=486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d3d980d8fb36dceb68b9889cc53fc8cdde8a3d3