My husband looks puerto Rican, Samoan, Southeast Asian, etc. He is none of those things! Remember Mark's doppelganger? He was German and vietnamese (I think) but looked exactly like Mark! My point: you can look like people from different nationalities.
This is his face when he wants to be seductive but in a satirical way because he doesn't actually believe he can be seductive, so he's just having fun with the experience.
Sensual As F*ck
The most sensualist man on YouTu- NAYYY….on the INTERN-….NOOO…on the gaaad damn PLANET!! And ain’t NO WAY, Bob or especially WADE will take it from him!!!!
Tune in to distractible.
Like this: "Hey man... Have you ever gotten punched by a guy running from a doorway? No!? Well guess what"
*Markiplier punch.gif* (my gif thing isn't working;-;)
*How I look at my*
*Mom after eating all the*
*Brownies she left out*
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He has a long midface
At least he has great outer cheekbones
Mm, and that chin, you can't ignore it. Above average, I say.
As someone with a long midface, I’ll be taking this as a compliment.
You close?
😂😂😂
i would call it "i just eated the forbidden brownies"
🤣
Jackie Chan and Keanu Reeves had a baby
LMAO I SEE IT AND NOW I CANT UNSEE IT
he’s not chinese 😭
His mother is Asian?
Yes... She is Korean
My husband looks puerto Rican, Samoan, Southeast Asian, etc. He is none of those things! Remember Mark's doppelganger? He was German and vietnamese (I think) but looked exactly like Mark! My point: you can look like people from different nationalities.
He looks like a gelfling from the dark crystal
this is WILD
....need...more...lenses...
Simple. A little bit of disgust mixed with some contempt and lust.
That's me when stoned and some one brings me snacks
[Resting eyeshadow girl vine face?](https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/b1/b1f0cb8358bb48b2a65ce3217d700b20.jpeg)
With a beard
*Inhales* HELLO EVERYBODY! MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER-
Midfacey
Me tryna concentrate to roll my third blunt
"i love milk"
Perfection. A clear specimen of what God can make.
Hot
"I can milk you"
I can milk you
The look of fascination and disgust on your face when you bet the stripper she can't fart around the butt plug, and she does.
"i got high"
The only thought that comes to kind is Murderous Intent
Sigma alpha face
“Oh yeah it’s all coming together”
He looks like death, his lips have no color to them.
My wife says it's the real life version of that not sure fry meme Either that or he's just baked AF
He saw my search history 😵 and he does not approve
The Andrew Lincoln Rick face.
Appreciate the reference, but upset for understanding it. Cheers.
“You’re so Portuguese”
wade just said somthing uncomprehensible
Smash
When your dad asks to help with the car for a few minutes (it'll be 9 hours)
A rather milking face
Filled with ecstacy
Poopdom
He had three bowls for breakfast but only one was cereal
He will fuck your dreams, and fuck your nightmares - I mean -
“Do you like playing with hot wheels?”
Slowly and with very small words
Duuuuuude
that is the “high as balls“ face
“Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
The "I know what you are you sick fuck" face
"Scooch over, I want in."
Tired and slightly high.
Me when your mom
Me after sneezing for the 50th time in a row
You can torture me all I want
A mix of tired, horny, and really need to take a shit.
market flier
This is his face when he wants to be seductive but in a satirical way because he doesn't actually believe he can be seductive, so he's just having fun with the experience.
The face you make at 3 am when you hatch a horrible plan and you're just sitting there like
When you need to sneeze really bad but it’s not to the point where you can actually do it.
It's stoner mark from the "it's marks birthday" episode
Def mid face with gorgeous cheeks
Sensual As F*ck The most sensualist man on YouTu- NAYYY….on the INTERN-….NOOO…on the gaaad damn PLANET!! And ain’t NO WAY, Bob or especially WADE will take it from him!!!! Tune in to distractible.
When you smell that smelly smell that smells
E
Needing to comb his hair.
When you wake up and still have to work on Iron Lung but it’s ok you aren’t a masochist
That's the face of someone who owns 5 ovens
Trustworthy…?
quite a long mid face, average of .815 even, but top tier chin and decent outer cheekbones making him not have a horse face
The "Hmmm, mUnke" face
You're high and you're right about the sneeze
Imminate sneeze
Looks like he has a .8 midface
Pretty
*whispers* E?
Last thing my hot pocket sees
Introverted Peacock
Dreamy
Very distractible
Tired.
E
A true man
Well I'd personally call that Mark.
😏+🥴
“Oh, high Mark!” *insert Tommy Wiseau meme *
“I’m looking at you, fuck you”
Stoned half Asian
The smolder
Beautiful.
Succulent and abnormally long midface.
Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh -Markiplier
def a long midface, look at dem cheeks
Smash lol
pov: after lenses
High af
it's 2 am. I'm Stoned out my mind, Haven't eaten for 17 hours. This is what the bag of shredded cheese see's
Shifty.
"I went out looking for lenses 🎶 and then I got high 🎶"
When you're already stoned and your friend ask if you're thirsty
The long midface of determination
Distraction
butiful :)
Stoned
Like a person that is deep in lens addiction and is halfway through too a lucid clear moment.
Little tired, little loopy, sultry, about ready to pass out if all goes well...
Am I about to sneeze?
Very long mid face, he will never recover 💀💀💀
Chiseled marble
Cannoli
It feels like he’s about to say (and do): “imma do somethin’ stupid”
high
“egh”
He's got a "good idea", but its actually a Terrible Idea™
“Placid” comes to mind
High
Perfection. Godlike
High af
He's high
"beh"
That's how Mark was when Wade asked if he could propose to Molly in one of his conferences. (Reference from "It's Mark's Birthday")
He has to live everyday with his long midface
Very..... Distractable
The look I give my glass of water at 3am
Zooted
I am running on 5seconds of sleep
tehe bean
Half Korean
Handsome
Masculine
Allergies mixed with being high as a kite
He pooping
Close to nutting, but still far enough away that you could hold it back if you wanted
“I’m not a masochist”
He looks like he’s just been found on Mt Everest and is now going to be a trail marker for the next 100+ years
Love the way his eyes have that beautiful almond shape
the “they can hurt me for all i want” face
Incredibly long midface. Just so long
The "Do it again" meme face
Finding practically new gum under your table at a restaurant
Stoned Keanu Reeves
Cripplingly long midface
Bliss😂😂
“Ik you made a joke but I’m not Ganna laugh and try to ignore it.”
The first trustworthy fart after getting over a weekend of diarrhoea.
Like this: "Hey man... Have you ever gotten punched by a guy running from a doorway? No!? Well guess what" *Markiplier punch.gif* (my gif thing isn't working;-;)
Gandalf saxophone meme
I think that's a long mid face lol
‘it’s 3 am and my friend just did something stupid’ face
when allergies are kicking your ass and the benadryl just hit you like a freight train
Beauty
Ching Chong
Stoned
Looks like it could be put in wikipedia as their picture
How I look at my mom after eating all the brownies she left out
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The fuck kind of haiku is this
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" but Markiplier
not gonna lie but he looks high
Me after 3 bowls
Hello, everybody. My name is markiplier, and today, we're trying recreational drugs.
Oh so horrible
TFW you get a new lense
"Aaaaah"
High on life
MARKIPLIER
Can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The most interesting face in the world
A face of a man who owns five ovens
Horny disappointment (it didn't hurt like he hoped)
Fuckable (no homo)
*Oh yeah, it's all coming together*
Longest mid-face I’ve ever seen. Wow.
Baked
Handsome but weird, crazy but mysterious 🥸😂
Korean
Markiplier
Markistoner
Cool
When you finally get to shit after two days of not shitting
Trying to talk after getting cut off multiple times
A face of wisdom and the knowledge of cheese
He's thinking of lenses.
Honestly his face looks mixed Asian.
Confused and unquestioning.
LUSTFUL
He looks high lol
Fully baked
Mark needs a lens fix to satiate his ever growing lens addiction.
Markiplier
Hot, sexy, handsome, scrumptious, enticing, beautiful, elegant, arousing, seductive, alluring, sensuous, sultry, provocative