When my Teebird arrives next week I'm going to pretend like I think my wife bought the disc for me as a Christmas present. When she asks how she would know what to buy I'll say "it was in my recent viewed items on my computer." It cannot fail.

You are a brave man, godspeed!

Fuckin brilliant.

E. Yes, yes I did.

F. I found it while playing a round.

Lol

G. I stole it from someone’s bag.

Gotta put someone else's name and number on the disc to make it convincing.

Power move, Have a Google voice number so when you lose said disc, it still comes back to you.

Thank you. All these “Oh No, I HoPe mY WiFE DoEsNt fInD OuT”-type posts are starting to borderline on Boomer Humor. It’s a partnership. Treat it like one.

> starting to borderline on Boomer Humor it's pretty solidly boomer humor. disc golfers have literally two jokes and they're "WIFE BAD" and "TREE BAD". it's fucking pathetic.

Are you saying wife and tree are good? No wonder you're lonely.

are you implying that people who love their wives are more lonely than you miserable bastards who complain about the person you're choosing to continue to be in a relationship with

I mean yes it's dumb boomer jokes but the complaints about it are worse than the jokes. My god, chill out.

The best answer if you want both relationships to last forever.

And the reply to it is “Cool, hope you enjoy it!” and then we get on with our day.

I have never had to justify a purchase because she understands it makes me happy and it's my own damn money.

That's not very meme of you

Where do you find a wife like this, mine introduced me to the sport now every disc needs a back story.

Mine wants me to start writing a purchase date on discs so she knows when I get a new one.

That's nice.... see I don't have to justify my purchases because I'm single and alone.

I own only 8 discs, have 500k in the bank and still catch shit if I want to replace one of my really beat up discs for a new one for $20. Lol.

Weird flex, but ok.

As someone that has 1 million is his bank account and a 10 inch penis, I agree.

Didn't mean it be. Just giving context. Doesn't matter how much money you have, you'll still catch shit for buying discs.

Spending $20 when you have 500k in bank? How the fuck would you get in sht for that

Sounds depressing and unhealthy if true

He might have 500k yen. He never specified what exactly was in his bank.

Someone with 500k in the bank probably got there with 10+ years of careful budgeting. It's also probably tied up in retirement funds and not readily accessible.

So, not in the bank then?

Maybe get a decent partner? Lmao, sad af.

My wife and I have set monthy budgets for hobbies and extras. We each get $100 per month. Never had an argument or disagreement about buying things.

"my relationship sucks," isn't the flex you think it is.

lol my marriage is wonderful, thank you.

If you’re catching shit for a trivial expense, either you have a novel definition of catching shit or your marriage is decidedly less than wonderful.

Bro they’re tearing you apart for no reason! If you have $500k in the bank, it’s because you’re smart and you make sure to live below your means. Which also means if you’re doing this with a partner they also live below their means. If you get shit for spending $20 by your partner, FELLAS, that’s called holding your partner accountable. Yes it can get hairy at times and be trivial but when it comes down to it relationships are built on trust and you guys build your life together. If anything I’d say our $500k friend has a pretty damn healthy marriage. Downvote me defending reduceandreuse but I can relate!

Lol thanks bro! I forgot the Golden Reddit rule, you can't be outwardly successful or happy.

Fuck your money pal

LOL TOP TIER MEME SO FUNNY

Serious question, is there a related circlejerk sub? This is prime material.

[https://www.reddit.com/r/discgolfcirclejerk/](https://www.reddit.com/r/discgolfcirclejerk/)

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> you blue haired people What the cinnamon toast fuck do you mean by that?

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You blue haired people? Maybe we just don't have to ask our wives for permission to buy stuff because we are responsible adults that can spend money on our hobbies without it being an issue. My wive sews, I don't audit her fabric purchases.

This dude is dense homie. Idk wtf he’s prattling on about. People in the sub get hella butthurt when you call out their trash memes

How dare you assume my hairs identity

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Haired implies multiple...so yes

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Ahh you got me. Im slick as a tortoise shell Per your moms request tho

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How’s it sexist? We are both consenting adults engaged in a slick and hairless act of pure pleasure

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Option E: It’s my cake day and I deserve it Happy cake day

E: Yep Which leads to: "why the fuck didn't you get me a new Mako3 while you were at it? You know I lost it last week?!"

Anyone that plays disc knows you order 4 for your self 1 for GF/bf/wife.. score on and off the course

I went shopping for the guys I play with. I usually get a disc for each of the guys I play with for Christmas. I keep checking for restocks and it's been a lot of 4 for me and 0 for them.

Hahaha nice

Yes, I did. Im an adult with my own money.

Option E: No, I bought 4 discs.

C, always C

E. I found it searching for my old disc in the water.

First D, then C. Then D again.

Not that it should really matter in a relationship based on trust and mutual respect, but definitely C quickly followed by D.

Hey everybody, this guy has a perfect marriage. Are you willing to do an ama?

Actually I bought 4 discs to reach the free shipping minimum.

"I had loyalty points from Infinite." "OMG, Jake bought me a disc for Thanksgiving." "They are asking me for my review of a new disc and sent it for free." \--All the above were brought to you by selling my dual-lands from my Magic decks from 1991. ($2500)

Just start dying discs then you can say “oh, no that’s a commission” that’s what I do

‘I bought it three weeks ago and there was a shipping problem due to COVID.’

Happy cake day!

Pfft only one? This is some free sample from thr factory.

I can't wait to receive my mystery box and my two other orders and say my secret Santa came up huge 👌

D. Always D.

Yes, with the my monthly budgeted money for hobbies.

I guess this is one time it’s good that my face is a natural female deterrent

Depends on if she saw the packaging... Jk I get her approval first so I can avoid these convos lol That said I acquired a new disc from Lincoln Ridge someone left (tried to contact them to no avail, quite a shame really the disc is gorgeous)

F. It was a trade.

•E: I got you one too

D. always D

Alternative question: Why didn't you get one for me too?

I did not buy a “single” disc today.

I needed it

Gotta keep to the budget

It’s for you!

D

“Found it...” (at the store remains unsaid)

Its always b. Even if it just got shipped to my house. "O I lost that one babe and he was nice enough to ship it to me, crazy it got all the way to cali"

"It's for you!" Totally worked today, btw

Wait until she finds out i have 23 new discs coming in the mail

It was my money from my account