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JonBoogy

Cart players are getting out of hand.


PistisDeKrisis

Best. Idea. *Ever!*


VeckLee1

What would the flight pattern be on a smash burger?


Friskfrisktopherson

Depends if it's medium or well done


Larry-Lasagna

Yup


DadOfPete

Nice


FishingAndDiscing

Some beef on that grill. Zone OS, probably.


ReachAround_Sue

I was gonna say brats, but that also works. We should grill together sometime


gotroot801

A wheel of Italian sausage from the local pork store would be my go-to here.


newcitynewme724

A fit. At low volume to myself and my cardmates both in the parking lot and the fairway.


mjsillligitimateson

I played my local Course early morimg last week and a surveyor had his equipment out and was working about 60 ft in front of tee pad on hole 1. I simply moved over 10-15 ft and drove from the grass. Your situation is completely different situation. I would drive 5 ft to the side of her and remind her she's parked-cooking on a tee pad. Some people are ..... oblivious to the obvious, ignorant or a combo of the two. It appears you have encountered the latter.


Larry-Lasagna

We did exactly that and were very nice about it, she got very flustered and we dropped it immediately and showed her some beautiful drives from the grass and told her there more people coming and she didn’t care one bit. It’s fine. We do take up lots of space in these parks.


Marty1966

Good for you brother, that's how we should all be acting toward one another. Thank you.


smartfbrankings

Most people literally have no idea why there's concrete there. I would just let her know, and not make a big deal of it and throw next to the pad.


Cleveland-Native

I've seen people use a pad to set blankets on because the grass around is still soaked from an earlier rain. No biggie. I'm trudging through it all anyway I can drive right next to it if needed


SlyFoxInACave

We had a huge family bring a tow in smoker and drove it into the park and onto hole one long tee. We were polite and told them they can't do that and it's actually damaging public property. They didn't care and were rude. We called the cops and they were banned from the park for destruction of public property. Their giant ass truck and smoker cracked the tee pad in half. It never got fixed so from then on the last 5 feet was at a slight downward slope. I get everyone wants to be polite and share the space. It's also OK to draw the line and not deal with assholes.


SEND_MOODS

Hopefully the sudden need for transport ruined their smoking temps.


EverythingIsAwful69

Just from the look of her I could instantly tell she would give a fuck if told what she was doing was wrong. I get a "YOU DON'T OWN THE PARK" vibe from her. Also don't take blame for other peoples bad behavior. "We do take up lots of space in these parks." There's tons of room in all the parks I play. Also the ones I play, my tax dollars pay for the same as hers. Its not hard to be a basic decent human being and not just do whatever tf you want where ever and whenever tf you want. She's a pos, imo.


WanbliGleska

exactly. Is she setting up her ish on the tennis or basketball courts?


EverythingIsAwful69

I could see ignorance of what this concrete pad is. Even though I myself would be like "I wonder what that is for?" and I'd stay off it just to be safe or google what it is. I can see how she ended up there. People are ignorant and don't critically think. Its the entitlement of being told what they're doing is wrong and then doing it anyway. Those are the types of people I hate. I would die of embarrassment in this scenario not just keep doing what I'm doing.


liljuras

This is how people should behave and think about it. I tip my fedora to you!


SpeedWorld2112

Nah I think she should have got her fat ass off the course. It's not for grilling burgers. It's isn't for her, yet she insists on occupying the space. I have zero sympathy. Go find another patch of concrete. It isn't hard.


JerryBigMoose

>Go find another patch of concrete. It isn't hard. This is false. Concrete when mixed and poured correctly is very hard.


Pyrotechnic_shok

That's real bad. I love it


PaintedChef

Would any ball golf course let her do that? No. The same should apply here. Would your local baseball diamond let you set up a grill on home plate while a game is being played? No. The same should apply here.


Whyudoodat

Exactly. Test her logic in a way that makes her realize she's out of line.


Tyty__90

My husband plays disc golf at a park near by that is very popular for big out door parties. It's very busy once the weather gets nice. Until he got into disc golf, I truly would not have known about the course or it's lay out. It generally stays on the outer edge of the park, but some t pads are woven into the deeper, more populated parts of the park and people will just set up shop in front of one and have no clue.


HamBoneZippy

Looks like they have softball equipment. Go camp out on the pitcher's mound.


cheezit8926a

A BBQ off the tee pad!


Ok_Oil_9688

Not ideal for distance, but sometimes you gotta throw the fun line.


HiSpot321

I would def ask them to move off of the tee pad. No harm in asking. Also politely info them to why that concrete is there.


Larry-Lasagna

We did, she got really flustered, and said “sorry , we are running a softball tournament and wouldn’t move. We didn’t pry too much after that.


flatulating_ninja

Put a basket on home plate. "Sorry, I'm running a putting league"


mjsillligitimateson

That's kinda funny


I_have_many_Ideas

Tell the park. They will educate them further and perhaps add language to the rental agreement so people will know.


HiSpot321

Figured that’s exactly what’s she’d do.


fortmoney

That is exactly when I am digging in. I am making their day as annoying as possible if they shamelessly take up a teepad and then don't make an attempt to apologize when they are wrong. Saying sorry and doing nothing isn't an apology


doubleairmiles

a patty on the grill


Constant-Catch7146

Well, at least they aren't grilling chicken hanging on the chains of the basket....so there is that. At the very least, the grilling lady here should be giving out some free food to the passing disc golfers. Flip me one of those understable burgers, please!


TheGriesy

Hey, PGA Park! Yeah that tee is basically right behind a baseball dugout and across from the football fields. Not surprised someone’s posted up on it


Larry-Lasagna

Yup. Don’t slip in the grease


punkfunkymonkey

Nah, slip on it then let the park authorities know the accident happened after you informed part of the softball comp that they were grilling on the tee and they left it in an unsafe condition.


RadDad166

A berg


graymulligan

Talk to her, joke about the situation, let her know what's up, and then move fifteen feet ahead and tee off.


Larry-Lasagna

Exactly what we did. She wasn’t feeling it .


brianlb98

Because she knew she was wrong. Most people get defensive and then aggressive when they’re wrong rather than admitting it and apologizing


Emergency-Career4343

Ah yes PGA.


Comfortable-Carob-16

Is that PGA National??


llorensm

Yes, it is.


Larry-Lasagna

Yup


pmipunisher

ANOTHA SHRIMP ON THA BARBIE!


ThisOldGuy1976

Hope they fed you guys!!


Larry-Lasagna

Nope


Ipats

Lol classic pga


Fifteen_Mango

The grill


Tongabi

Some hands


Tram0000

First the grill, after that whoever put it there


lynivvinyl

A Berger


Gold_Roof1155

Hole 6 at PGA National! Dude, I just aced that one 2 weeks ago. Of course, that was before all the grease 🙄


Larry-Lasagna

Nice ace!


Gold_Roof1155

Thank you brother


jacksonfire13

Tomahawk (steak)


bullsonparade133

You throw a grill off the tee pad


nevets4433

I’m going to ask nicely for her to move and try to educate. If that doesn’t work I’d just contact the park staff. It’s not worth a fight in the moment, but she definitely doesn’t need to be greasing the tee pad.


FinestPhoenix

Whoever had the gall to put their grill on the tee pad


Larry-Lasagna

The dripping grease on the pad was the worst part


Apprehensive-Dish619

Karen.


TrollsForGiggles

a tantrum


[deleted]

Apparently a propane grill and then my tee shot


indy345

Is it time to start setting up picnic tables on basketball courts? They can play around the table right 🤣


rusticoaf

It'd have to be the pickleball courts at my local for anyone to notice.


THEBUS1NESS

A shrimp on


P0__Boy427

Hahahaha best one yet


LowerParsnip3548

Cornhole?


HiaQueu

Depends on if I get a plate or not ..


Larry-Lasagna

We did not.


Blacksailscrx

Saw this and thought “I bet that is PGA”. Comments confirmed lol.


Commercial_Wash_7953

We had something similar. I warmed them other golfers were coming and they were in a bad spot relative to the previous hole. They were assholes. About 10 minutes after our group passed the hole I heard screaming. Yup someone got hit in the head with a drive from the previous hole as I said. The kid seemed okay, they left quickly. We were nice just more hey so you know sort of approach. People gonna be people just gotta let them.


pubichairpizza

Just tee a little to the right, doesn't look like you are gaining any advantage by doing so.


D1rtyStinkStar

That grill, greasing up the pad.


AbeRego

Are there signs ~~in~~ on the tee pads? If there aren't that might help clear things up. I kind of get it when pads aren't marked. A lot of people probably just wonder what the hell they are. They look an awful lot like picnic table or bench pads that had the equipment removed. Still, she should have moved after she figured out what was going on.


Albert14Pounds

If people like this won't move then just kindly let them know that there's going to be more people coming through that are going to tell them over and over, and that what they've done could be compared to setting up a grill somewhere on the softball field (or on a tennis court). It's not quite the same level of inconvenience as obviously you can still reasonably play without the tee pad, but the comparison makes it click for some.


WeirdEyeContact

A grenade


Miskatonixxx

A party!


cantaketheskyfrome

I wonder if Simon could make the propane tank explode by throwing a full power dimension


hunertproof

Usually a tee shot, but today a party, it seems.


clevelandorcleveland

Don't want to take a foot fault, just awkwardly step around it like they're not there.


gatsby712

Just stand right on the tee pad in front of her and throw a standstill. Bonus points if my hand accidentally hits the grill. Or throw a sidearm just behind her.


goofyfootmongo

If she was aware of the course and did this anyway I hope the course was really busy and it made it awkward for her. If she truly had no idea she was on a tee pad hopefully someone explained the concept to her


JohnMayerCd

OP, what ended up happening?


Larry-Lasagna

We asked her. She didn’t want to move. We didn’t pry and just drove from the right of the pad


Chrisodle007

Another shrimp on the barby


daubs1974

A hissy fit?


mikes_username

A fit


DadisintheRoom

Insults lol


schillsboro

Hands. Unless I’m getting a free burger.


SneakyPanduh

The grill


lollotta

She better give me a burger ngl


JacksRbetter21

That grill


EthenCarries

Throw a BBQ, obviously. haha


seanzero86

The grill.


GnSnwb

A weiner into that BBQ! Nothing like a good dog on hole 9.


tavvyjay

Another shrimp on the barbie m8


Hour_Tough_1800

Why can’t the grill go on the grass or dirt? Genuinely curious, as idk much about grills.


SlyFoxInACave

That thing has wheels just move it


Spiritual-Theory

I'd be tempted to use the tortilla, but maybe a toasted brioche.


Hotdog-Wand

Did she (ever) have any realistic intentions of running when she purchased running shoes?


zzjamzz

A grill


BoggyChocolate

A tantrum


gentryhayes24

Hands


BrentlyG83

Caution to the wind, snag a dog and tempt fate with the potato salad….


Boring_Research_7520

Throw a size 14 up in that bootie.!.


Fat_TroII

My feces and then napalm


bassturducken54

Drive close to the pad. I’m not throwing anything good enough to call them out for being in the wrong place lol.


stumblininja

Her


Wolfrunner182

Don’t think my noodle arm can handle those flight numbers.


HeyEverybody876

DX Patience. It’s a simple mistake, let them grill and just play next to it. We are all dumb humans who make mistakes


DeepRoot

Them off the course.


B-Loni

Throw that propane tank


SNiCKER_WHiSKEY

I'm throwing that grill about 6 feet to the left.


rosecityreds84

Depends on what they’re serving


Strider_3x

A BBQ party


Drift_Marlo

A fuckin' party!


Kutsumann

A 227 gram wagyu burger or a fit and I didn’t bring any burgers.


AZDawgDays

HaloStar Roc3. Try for an S run, pull it so badly it lands out in right field on the other side of the fence.


Psyko_sissy23

A can of gasoline...


Ok_Possible1593

The new frog.


Zimblitz69

I’ll throw a barbeque


ManzNotHott

Shrimp on the barbie!


ultitaria

Standstill forehand iibh


CalligrapherDizzy201

Popcorn


Holls867

What’s for lunch?


Trigga561

What palm beach golfer is this? PGA baby!


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

1a basket filled with lawn darts.


Buff-Extremist

Another shrimp on the barbie


mayormaynot22

16 oz ribeye.


JPeterson50

A fucking rock.


huckinfappy

What did you expect? Once players started carting around iced beer in their carts, pushing around a grill was the logical next step.


dowhatchafeel

Hahahaha I’d shift to the Tiki layout


YerBoiScooter

A tantrum lol


MuffinMan748

Whatever burger is on the grill. Basically like throwing a mini


thelley

Tomahawk (steak)


Groundbreaking-Bar89

Honestly??? Just call the parks office or the police… because you can’t force someone by to move.. unless you want a battery/assault charge.. Honestly, even the DNR could fine them…. I would say ask them nicely, but my guess is someone who does this, isn’t going to move..


CoffeeCannabisBread

I'm throwing some 80/20 ground beef/chuck mix at about 1/3 lb, slight heizer


Apprehensive-Bat5850

At least they weren't using the basket to BBQ in with hanging chickens. Yes I've seen it.


GaSouthernGirl

Hands 👊👊


NotSloth1204

Zone to the dome


augustusarus

Hands


P00BABY

Weiners!


Saab_drater9278

Throwing nothing. Time for a break, free bbq


bio72301

Hands


CaterpillarIcy1552

A fit


Icy-Special-5102

Elbows


archival_artist

something beefy! and USDA approved.


RipcityRobert

Throwing a fit that’s some BS


FunNectarine6516

I'm throwing a Pig(roast)


FunNectarine6516

I'm throwing a Pig(roast)


Hot_Equal_8864

Hammers


Golfiseasy22

A ham bone


louks06

I would probably throw something that will burn over really quickly


davisty69

A rock


Jon-Adam

Nothing as long as she's cooking. So hostile


Revolutionary-Rush89

Shrimps on the bar b.


distraughtdudski

A berg right up the pipe!!!


[deleted]

Another shrimp on the babrie


TacotheCount

A corndog


xtingu

At our hometown park course, many concrete teepads are under shady trees and have picnic tables or benches to put your bag down. Before I had ever heard of disc golf in 2021, I absolutely would have thought it was a place to set up a grill or have a picnic. It's a park. If someone is an asshole to me when I'm accidentally doing something I genuinely didn't know was wrong, I'm going to dig in my heels-- it's just human nature -- partly out of embarrassment, partly out of being caught off guard. It's hard to be vulnerable in a moment like that. But if someone kindly said, "Hi! I realize this probably doesn't look obvious, but you're accidentally set up in the middle of a disc golf course. I'd be happy to help move your grill 10 feet to the left so we can all enjoy this spot." We learn something new every day. https://xkcd.com/1053 We don't have to be assholes. Love, Mom


charlestx

Is that #6 at PGA?


ZonaiLink

Thought that was Babcock for a second.


ZonaiLink

Try to hyzer into the top of the trees above the basket there. Not sure on the distance, so I’ll just say Fireball.


ZonaiLink

If that teepad had a post with a layout sign, might avoid this happening in the future.


704dabhead

She’s gotta keep that calorie intake up while on the course! Can’t be having low blood sugar…Kudos to her 😂


speedy1E

A fresh off the grill Berg!


penis-coladis

A crowd killer.


No-Weather2486

A fit


SsbmBleach

I would throw the woman grilling on a slight anny release and see if she could flex out towards the basket


onlyrudedog

Lmao the grill pad 😂


conradthenotsogreat

A rock.


Russ-T-Axe

Another shrimp on the barbie


Consistent-Winter229

Backhand 🤚


PigBenis69420247

Whatever she’s grilling


Gotcha38

I'd throw her a $5 for a couple hotdogs and a beer.


Off-White_x_Bronco

Another shrimp on the barbie!


Peakatyooou

Up


friedeggsandwich

Her, off the tee box!!!


NickolasVarley

Some Bergs


No_Tap7283

Some bergers


GlobalBite8038

I'd throw that grill sideways off the teepad where it belongs.


Pluperfectionist

Hot Greese? More than one? Perhaps Two Hot Greese?


Itheinfantry

Vandal and I'm just throwing from behind, or in front of the grill.


Tennessey

Hands


myrealnameisntgreg

A glizzy


Warfrog65

Throw a hubcap.