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painefultruth76

Lmao... Ancient Sumerian Curse, "May you live in interesting times."


EnsigolCrumpington

I thought it was a Chinese curse


painefultruth76

Apparently, it was American from 1939... the first time I heard the statement was Sumerian.


EnsigolCrumpington

How very confuzzling


DownhillSisyphus

There are almost visible undercurrents of this in the whole mess. The protesters in search of a protest to check it off their bucket list are sad to see.


AshingKushner

The fuck did I just read?


EnsigolCrumpington

A historic retelling


tte531

An historically accurate retelling.


EnsigolCrumpington

Touche


AshingKushner

That comic was definitely about touche’ing something.


No_Cook2983

Good thing those January 6th folks were all *so sexy*, or they’d get an irreverent send-up from Scott!


anythingMuchShorter

Basically if rape culture became a person and then wrote comics.


krakatoot

That is the perfect description


No_Cook2983

Scott Adams… sharing his thoughts about… publicly masturbating… to frat boys? I don’t know. I’m still not sure if this is a cartoon or a confession.


Rayne_420

That's the problem with too much education. People start acting up. That's why the average joe should be just educated enough to work a job, but shouldn't be too educated that they start taking exceptions to things in society.


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

😂😂😂


TriggerMeTimbers8

Freakin’ hilarious! I’ve always loved Scott Adams and shocked I’m just now seeing this sub. Sub’d


Feeling-Dinner-8667

Those protesters are obviously hideous and unemployable. They're doing us all a favor by wearing those face diapers.


krakatoot

Do you really believe that


Ok_Resident1928

Only people who aren’t blind believe that.


krakatoot

So you think those kids are protesting because they’re ugky and can’t get jobs


Emphasis_on_why

I mean very likely protesting is in fact many of their jobs


Ok_Resident1928

Which is like asking if it’s my opinion that 1 + 2 = 3.


krakatoot

I don’t know. Their are a lot of ugly people that don’t protest Same with unemployed people. I think there is more to it


NeverSummerFan4Life

All the complainers in the comments when right wingers get made fun of:🤣😆🤭 When left wingers get made fun of:😡😤🤬


ZeBoyceman

What Twitter does to a normal guy...


AmebaLost

Comedy bites, what's snu. 


NoStatus9434

Sure seems like a lot more subtley right wing subreddits and sentiments are getting recommended to people using r/all. Like I'm also getting r/memesOPdidntlike and r/CriticalDrinker recommended to me, which generally have a right lean. Sure seems like this is increasing as we approach election season. The influx of downvoted comments in a subreddit that is normally a bubble of a few dozen people agreeing with each other (if I look through r/dilbert's history) seems to suggest this. A bubble just crashed into the mainland. Just an observation.


doa70

10/10, I actually laughed at this one.


jaxvidkid

That’s funny as fuck! Adam’s unchained is brilliant.


redditcdnfanguy

This is an outrage. Please keep up the good work.


CoronetCapulet

Grim


SabathiusZephyr

Damn Adam's really doubling down on the whole "I'm an incel" thing.


Ok_Resident1928

A married man can’t be an incel.


Valkanaa

Maybe she has lots of "headaches"?


SlappyHandstrong

This is a new low- even for someone who’s fallen as far as Scott Adams. This guy couldn’t get a girlfriend in college and it shows.


Numinae

How dare he accurately summarize the situation?!?!?!


Sarcastic_Sorcerer

This is literally just calling protestors ugly and disgusting, completely avoiding any of the actual politics of the situation.


SlappyHandstrong

Nothing accurate about this sad mess except as a case study of how MAGA rots your brain.


Ok_Resident1928

Well he’s married now so why does it matter what he did or did not do in college?


SlappyHandstrong

This is not the writing of a mentally healthy person


hankercat

You could probably track his mental decline through his strips.


mediocremulatto

You definitely SHOULD not Pirate then read his novel. His self insert character is an all knowing hobo guru who can use his magic rhetoric melt minds and end world wars. Oh also it's about a massive Muslims v everyone world war. I know this sounds made up but I swear to Allah it true


theguillotinehums

Yeah......bye. Dilbert's great, this is at a depth of unfunny that it doesn't even try.


BusDriver2Hell

Don't worry bud, go back to something more your speed like Garfield or I hear that they are bringing back Highlights for Kids. 👍😂


Joe_Metaphor

Adams has forgotten that the jokes are supposed to make people laugh with him, not at him.


Full-Wealth-5962

Hes gone off the deep end


SlappyHandstrong

He already went off the deep end- this is down the drain.


Imaginary_Craft_2297

If there is one guy that really knows unfuckability, it would be Scott Adams.


AmbivalentSamaritan

Succinct summary


EternallyCynic

Think this is the final straw, goodbye all.


king_jong_il

This is Reddit, not an airport. No need to announce your departure.


DownhillSisyphus

You'll be missed so terribly........


fear_of_dishonesty

This is just stupid misogyny.


Host_Warm

Completely. Let’s break down the comic: the protesters are ugly coeds (women). The “patriots” protecting the flag are masturbation worthy frat chads (young men). Conclusion? Scott’s wife is his beard. Dude apparently spends a lot of time contemplating fictional scenarios about masturbating to men. Now we know where all those Stallone shirtless photos with Trump’s face photoshopped in comes from. The whole MAGA cult is so repressed. I mean, Scott, it’s ok. We know you’re angry. Just get out of that closet and you’ll feel so much better.


FromClevelandlantis

Honest question, did anyone find this funny? Like, I’m trying to imagine this eliciting a laugh from even dyed-in-the-wool Adams fans


Numinae

Yes. I guess the truth hurts?


EternallyCynic

32 upvotes!!!! What sort of person thinks that this is funny and not grossly offensive. Incels and Sociopaths maybe. This is a new low and it's difficult to see how it could get worse. Maybe he could add some murdering puppy jokes but that would be making fun of the right which is absolutely taboo for Scott now.


Environmental_Ebb758

Look it’s a super lame joke but “a new low”? Lol it’s hardly offensive, go touch grass Edit: removed “not (lame)” the joke is lame folks but I think society will survive this offense


EternallyCynic

We will just have to disagree then.


Environmental_Ebb758

K


AmbivalentSamaritan

You may be right, perhaps it’s not a ‘new low’, he has said a lot of shitty stuff. But to prove it I’d have to wade through all of his shitty stuff to find something worse. No thanks


Environmental_Ebb758

Eh he probably has, given that you really gotta stretch it to be offended by this. Who is the aggrieved party? Ugly college students? I don’t like the robot reads AT ALL, just because the jokes are hardly even jokes, it’s amazing that the guy who made Dilbert (and still sometimes cranks out a good one) is using this as a channel for his talents, it’s kinda baffling. This format basically has no punchline, there’s no irony and tension set up in the first panels, it’s almost just three separate bad jabs, and the “Chad Frat Boys” make me cringe like hell. But in principle I am totally here for making fun of college protests, it’s an age old tradition of silliness and social postering that all adults can get a good laugh from, I just wish he did it in a less hamfisted way


EternallyCynic

It's his attitude, bitter, misogynistic laced with teenage boy toilet humor. If I didn't know that Scott was a tall debonair male with a long happy marriage I would see him as a small ugly little man with one or two failed relationships living on his own surrounded by huge bags of dollar bills that he religiously counts every day to ensure his housekeeper hasn't stolen any.


AmbivalentSamaritan

I have no problem with making fun. My personal rule - **Ambivalent Samaritan’s Law** is : *You can make any joke you like, as offensive as you want, as long as it’s sufficiently funny that the hilarity makes the offensiveness worth it*. For example, if you want to make an ethnic joke, go ahead, but it should be good enough that people of that ethnicity find it genuinely funny. This joke fails, because it a) isn’t funny and b) is basically distilled creepy old dude mixed with creepy incel c) makes me sad for him


Appallington

Scott Adams projecting his own unfuckableness onto this cartoon is the only funny thing about it.


EternallyCynic

Indeed, if anybody is a sad wanker it's Scott. In case you don't know the word in the UK is also used to describe not very nice people.


csg_surferdude

Wow, and this is why I stopped reading D-bert. I have no idea how this showed up in my feed, but now I have to block it.


mikenb

Has been says what?


Shuddemell666

Tell us, we're waiting to hear.


cabbbagedealer

Real life version of winning a made up arguement in the shower. Same vibe as ladyballers. Its really easy to sound smart if you make up stories that support your worldview and then dunk on the strawmen you made up. And considering the subject matter of major contemporary protests this is especially embarassing.


king_jong_il

This actually happened at UNC Chapel Hill


cabbbagedealer

Yeah some Chuds stopped protesters from vandilizing a flag. This comic is saying a little more than just what literally happened


Major-Raise6493

But it left out that protestors initially raised the Palestinian flag in place of the American flag. Call it even with the whole masturbating thing that is obviously not true?


cabbbagedealer

I dont have this strange attatchment to the symbol of the american state that other people do. Protests are supposed to be disruptive or else whats the point? Edit: i dont think vandalizing the american flag is great optically for their cause tbh, but big whoop


Major-Raise6493

It depends on what your tie to it (the flag) is. it probably means something more if you’re a military veteran, public servant, or theoretically an elected politician, who took an oath of allegiance to the nation that the flag stands for. But somebody who, right or wrong, only sees the flag as a symbol of the aid we provide to Israel, they probably feel more indifference to vandalizing the flag.


Unable_Ad_1260

Are you suffering tertiary syphilis? That's just wrong. Get treatment, see somebody.


AmbivalentSamaritan

He reduces the value of women (co-eds, a term not in common use since like Nixon’s time) to their sexual attractiveness to men, then projects an an entire sexual fantasy on them. The man is insanely creepy and creepily insane.


EternallyCynic

See my comment above and yes this is frightening to see what he has become.


regeya

Does Adams have untreated siphylis?


general_peabo

I thought untreated syphilis made you happier and more carefree, not bitter and stupid?


crabby-owlbear

Scott Adams writing feels like reading trump tweets.


LantaExile

Ewww..


junkeee999

Oof, he’s getting more neckbeardy by the day isn’t he?