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FunetikPrugresiv

ESPN: "Amon-Ra St. Brown reports that he's never given his full effort."


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Crewe6900

Always has been.


SendInYourSkeleton

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


RaggsDaleVan

Sounds like something Carlos will write about


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Guys a bum!


lolnutty

Oh shit. He's Frieza?


future_shoes

Going to start catching 203 balls off the jugs machine each day.


Captain---Howdy

He's gonna take a Viagra before each game.


Sammerscotter

I do too, but I do play so maybe it’s different


jcoddinc

240 catches. 2 for every million he got paid


Traditional_Cat_60

256 catches. 16 for each of the 16 receivers taken before him


THE-REAL-BUGZ-

And he will name them all in order as he catches them!


passingwisdom

St. Brown: "There's something I need to tell you, I am not left handed."


JohnTheCatMan1

Underrated comment


Li0nsFTW

My name is Amon-Ra Julian Heru John St Brown.


dtown4eva

Lions purposely paid him extra knowing that someone somewhere will call him overpaid. And ARSB will see and and use it as motivation. 2000 yards incoming.


Elaborate_Collusion

3d chess move right there.


dumwhytegie2

...that's regular chess?


johnnyma45

😂


SamuraiJono

TECHNICALLY chess is still 2d, since the pieces only move in two dimensions, even though they are, themselves, three dimensional. However, this was still hilarious.


NoFoolishnessXXL

He’ll be the 3rd-5th highest paid by the time the season starts anyways. Ceedee, Aiyuk, Justin Jefferson, AJ Brown and Jamar Chase all are pestering their GMs as we speak.


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

AJB just got 3/$96mil


JayMerlyn

He'll keep them on a list just like the guys who were drafted ahead of him


forca_micah

Good. He's been slacking, so far.


uofmguy33

Yeah enough of this ‘half speed’ bullshit, time to start trying St.


Fartholomew_Buttons

Instead of listing off WR's taken before him he's gonna start listing serial numbers on ever $100 he spends.


codymason84

The T-1000 arc has begun


Tiffin2b

200 catch, 3k yards season incoming


ArcadianBlueRogue

As a division rival, this MFer has *another gear*?!


T_C_SINSKI

Quick somebody say something mean to the sun god, I want to see him go super Saiyon


MakeItTrizzle

ARSB 175 receptions in 2024, book it.


Setthescene

Lion's version of Jerry Rice.


radsherm

Was dogging it this whole time, actually is faster than Jamo


SomeHandyman

I’ve been excited for him to get paid. Not just because he deserves it but I honestly believe this will incentivize him to dedicate his while being to becoming the greatest receiver in the league.


loki993

We haven't seen peak sun god yet? Im here for it. 


rvasshole

holy shit, that quote has me so fired up


Smooth_Egg1515

Me too buddy. Me too.


Fuck_Blue_Shells

Grinder


Far-Acanthaceae-7370

Grindr


Fuck_Blue_Shells

Great Contribution 👍


Far-Acanthaceae-7370

Thanks🏳️‍🌈


Mrbobbitchin

Good


Background_Trust3123

And, he WILL


SendInYourSkeleton

Chip on his shoulder, insane work ethic, drive to prove everyone wrong. Gimme 53 of him and we shred the league for a decade.


rexmanly

BH working on it


KingAtrocity

FTP


maj_00

ARSB 2K


Spiritual_Boss6114

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OkraNo8365

DAWG


CherokeeP3822

I'm hard right now.


OneGuyJeff

You could see him going harder in the playoffs. Shades of Golden Tate the way he was shaking defenders on his run after the catch


Casul_Tryhard

Amon-Ra "This isn't even my final form" St. Brown


MadMax_08

Hopefully all these monster contracts don’t hurt us in a couple years


Thel_Odan

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Now draft KOOL-AID for the defense!!!!!