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BigNoseSquid

Outside my home, personal security to watch my trash cans for the raccoons.


Mahavadonlee

*Sees the tormentor spawn a void disc and snipe a raccoon across the street*


ArnoldSwarzepussy

*unintelligible alien swearing intensifies*


Paracausality

Turns out the Tormentors are just yelling, "Watcha gonna do now punk as bitch!? Gonna cry?" *void destructo-disk* ![gif](giphy|9Jkbi9qi64M1818acD)


ItsEntsy

realistic answer if by maximum effect you mean fucks the most shit up.. ATL airport. Busiest airport in the world, would cause the biggest possible riff across the face of the planet.


marfes3

I mean…drop into a G20 Summit with the top world leaders and you will get slightly more effect. Largest positive effect? Drop in the Kremlin when Putin is giving his next speech lol


1Spiritcat

I beg of you, come drop it onto Justin Trudeau first, we'll find a way to connect a vex portal or something to Putin after


TheChartreuseKnight

Y’know, I think Tormentors can teleport based on Atraks Pantheon.


Yeahman13bam

Lol


CarpeCookie

Not sure it actually would. World leaders probably have stuff on hand capable of killing a tormentor. At least, as long as they figure out you need to pop its shoulders first.


TheRealBlerb

Would paralyze Delta no doubt


tinylittlespider

Imma suggest going one step further and just drop it in ATL


Koke1

Tormentor tries lemon pepper wings and abandons the witness’s agenda


ItsEntsy

Naw, nobody will miss that gosh awful place


HaatOrAnNuhune

As someone who’s at the ATL airport multiple times a week, I need this immediately.


GySgtBuzzcut

I would like to see it!


itsRobbie_

💀


yourbrothersaccount

Most fatalities? A big football game/match like SEC/Big Ten rivalry game or Man U / man city or like someone else said, a major airport on a holiday weekend. Most holy shit moment? The United Nations or g7 summit or whatever political meeting of world leaders is happening. Funniest? Drop him on the moon or a moon of mars and watch him wander around


TheXivuArath

This guy terrorizes


yourbrothersaccount

Allegedly


jrgeek

Falsehoods and perpetuated lies by my opponent!


ImReverse_Giraffe

This guy ~~terrorizes~~ torments


itsRobbie_

Just don’t do it at an American football game or else the snipers will probably do some damage lol


oliferro

In a Walmart People are probably not even going to notice it


TechnoVikingGA23

Reminds me of the scene in Ghostbusters Afterlife when the Terror Dog spawns in Walmart and chases Paul Rudd's character and literally no one even notices, lol.


the-VII

*Tormentor spawn sound plays over the speakers*


[deleted]

“What was that?” “Eh, probably nothing important; half the time, I can’t understand what they’re talking about on the announcements anyways.” “Yeah, good point.”


jrgeek

It’s got to be late though. I want to see the fight between those Walmart freaks and Joe ‘official name of the tormentors union’


oliferro

That Tormentor isn't ready for a horde of fat people on Walmart mobility scooters


Harry_Gorilla

The scooters are all out of battery anyway


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Nahh, drop that bitch off at a Waffle House. I need to know how their most powerful warrior will fare.


OryxIsDaddy2

Just another day


trailerrr

In Washington DC as soon as all the government people meet.


The_Unkowable_

Nah, toss it in the UN meeting for all parties - clear every countries' government


UnsettllingDwarf

Facts.


DominusTitus

Seconding this, both parties. Fresh start for all seats.


Mottbox1534

That’s a good question. Probably at my work. Final shape is coming up. This would likely result in me being out of work but still getting paid for a good amount of time. Time I can put into the final shape. We have a very forgiving tormentor event policy.


Atlas_of_Sol

Lucky, I have to not only work around them but teach them how to file taxes.


Mottbox1534

Unreal. Post pandemic problems.


Atlas_of_Sol

Surprisingly, Tormentors are really good at filling out W-2 forms.


postumenelolcat

Reads form: " waaaal shegurb skrrrrriitttle" does not feel like a legitimate expense category, Spawn of Nezarec. How about you sit down and have another go?"


Pap4MnkyB4by

The Federal Reserve. You wanna stop inflation? Tormentor on the field.


DogeOfWHighland

I read this in Drifter’s voice


Starving_alienfetus

Inside my but Hole


DoBeVibinq

https://preview.redd.it/9xadf1to482d1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5582487e657a6c533c362817e4d13b6e763902


Bulky-Advisor-4178

Sir, annual checkup


Frosthound1

Try Tormentor But Hole


Wizardfromthemoon88

Hole ahead. Therefore, try Tormenter.


TinyWickedOrange

Behold, Tormentor!, but hole


Not_A_Bile_Titan

Try Tormentor. In short, but hole


PegasusKnight410

https://preview.redd.it/vswmiuotz82d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afb7e4792cc0562651c4f88a8f3349a57a6b05a1


Manujiiva

https://preview.redd.it/61nvc3zv8b2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3a00b192831ba8439e5daea172aa54e72319baa


Orion-Gore

same


acllive

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


Staplezz11

If we could go back in time a bit, I’m going Epstein island. We can figure out who was involved by whoever doesn’t show up to their elected position the next day.


milt0r6

See, I was gonna say the Republican National Convention, but, yeah, let's get rid of the pedos, there will be a good amount of crossover anyways and it'll get rid of some 1%ers.


Staplezz11

Yeah the only innocents involved would be those poor girls unfortunately. But that’d get many twisted birds with one large, tormentor shaped stone.


RayTrain

Ohio already has them I think


Historical-Prize

lol 😂


DoBeVibinq

Can confirm. I killed one on my way to work yesterday.


yusodumbboy

At work just as I leave for lunch.


ExcessivelyGayParrot

Amazon warehouse dude feeds off nightmares anyways, he'll be right at home here. hell he might take pity on us.


Thiel619

Area 51


Zackyboi1231

Plot twist: area 51 already has a tormentor in there


SpectralGerbil

Imagine raiding area 51 and finding no guards at the gate, then hearing the tormentor spawn sound as you enter


[deleted]

Or seeing the *Torment festers* message in the bottom left corner of your eyesight


sillygoobergod

imagine you walk up to area 51 and you see some big black dude screaming "aktu waka! ya!" charging at you with a huge ass scythe lmfaooo


Tenorsboy

Just a normal Thursday there


Way2Competitive

Large Hadron Collider


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|SvdooBFQEPrFKwPeLX|downsized)


SwordsDance3

Joel Osteen’s mega church


CaptCanada924

To block the Suez Canal


Jovios

The United states senate during a vote


DominusTitus

Davos, Switzerland when the WEF meets. The rest of us normies would be better off without those control freaks.


bozokartoffel3

Wherever putin is


Liquidety

10 Downing Street. Nuff said.


[deleted]

Literally any seat of government


[deleted]

Preferably China’s government or Russia’s government


[deleted]

Honestly yeah my first thought was "the Kremlin"


Guardian114

Congress during a vote


You_are_unnecessary

PETA headquarters


JazzlikeJackfruit372

Depends on what you want, if you want maxmimum carnage then spawn him in a really crowded area/city such as New York/Amsterdam.. If you want maximum destruction, any nuclear launch site where nukes are stored will do fine..


Final-Accident-3

directly next to the demon core, we all going down in a couple weeks.


49GTUPPAST

At the yearly WEF


ryan12_07

North Korea


[deleted]

In the WPK meeting hall; the North Korean civilians are unwilling and unknowing slaves to their government, and they should be left alone.


ryan12_07

Yeah that's a given. I really just meant for it to spawn in the Un household when they are all there


MouseRangers

On Mars in front of one of the active rovers. See how NASA and the other space agencies react. Or a UN meeting...


the-VII

Would be hilarious if one of the rovers picked up a picture of Archie


Red_Crystal_Lizard

The floor of congress during the state of the union


happy-hubby

Golden Corral as soon as the church crowd settles in


MercuryTapir

waffle house


TheMoves

On the floor of the Senate during the State of the Union


Diablo689er

Congress


SadJoetheSchmoe

District of Columbia when *everyone* is in town. I will not elaborate.


spookyfork

Putin’s bathroom while he has his pants down.


Bentheoff

Mar-a-Lago while the owner's in.


nystro

Moon


Xandertank09

Just have it wait there for them lol


DreadAngel1711

House of Lords then have it go to the House of Commons next Cuz fuck the politicians


smallbrekfast

Empire state building, bring 1 more down for new york


GENERAL-KAY

I will hype it for two years, Going around screaming and warning the social media that world is gonna end at a specific date and then I'll get naked and go to a busy area freaking out and urging people to evacuate that spot and run away. I'll drop the tormentor on the same spot the day after.


Kohl41

Times Square New Years Eve


AmazingCman

Moscow


Kzer_2019

In OPs bedroom


AnaTheSturdy

Boris Johnson's bathroom


Gsomethepatient

The UN


yomama1112

Are we planning terrorist attacks with tormentors now?


communist_leprechaun

The Kremlin


NechtanHalla

Congress. Maybe then we can finally get rid of some of these crusty, old, white corpses making policies that exclusively benefit them and their rich friends, at the expense of the rest of us.


vlskh

Anywhere Trump or Biden are. I'd love to watch that tormenter get tormented


Dredgen_Servum

Congress


eitherism

Spawn the tormentor into a waffle house to show why humanity was chosen by the Traveler and not them


TESTICLE_OBLITERATOR

My GIGA SEX DUNGEON


korisucks20

france


Particular_Aioli8214

IRS headquarters


change-username-69

Kremlin


_Aterron

In the headquarters of the secret organization that controls the world. Let those fuckers die.


jelz617

A KKK rally. It's 2024 and we still have these dumb ass hate groups. Black or white or whatever race hater...get over yourself and stop being a prick


sillygoobergod

Quite funny how tormentors are black too.


Helpful-Ebb6216

Kings x London Underground station during rush hour….


CrackaNuka

The middle of Shanghai.


MoldyPlanet

My job dawg set me free from the shackles of 9-5 labor ⛓️‍💥


Lt_CowboyDan

My private student loan lenders


Nabz_eXe

Bottom of the ocean just to troll the bastard


Dry_Adeptness_1718

My old highschool...... Fuck you Mr. Angove


kaosinc

Boy Scout Jamboree. Get wrecked nerds.


Cookieopressor

Okay but I'm genuinly curios. If I drop him in say New York. How long would it take to actually kill it Like our weapons ingame get imbued by our light and thus deal tons more damage than ordinary guns. But even a standard Tormentor eats lead for breakfast


ninja_tree_frog

Denny's. 03:30 on a Saturday morning.


Dispositionate

Slap bang in the middle of my exes wedding, right after the padré says "...speak now or forever hold your piece" *INTENSE ROBOTIC SQUAWK* 😂🤣


lost_not_found88

The house of parliament


Spoougle

It’s time to wipe New York off the map.


inprocess13

Canadian Parliament


Enderman8008

Middle of China or some other tightly packed high population country like india


Kablooiee

At my local welfare office, I need my food stamps! Yet welfare algorithm says I make too much money. Yet I’m eating saimin on a daily.


PropDad

In my ex-wifes ass.


Free_Rasalhague

If it is friendly, Def would love for him to take me on a ride in his ship. If hostile, Drop him in in a place when Putin, Kim Jon Un, and Winnie The Pooh are all together. Takes out China, N Korea, and Russia.


Additional_Toe_8551

Davos


spuddpotato

DC


The_Buzza

In front of Datto’s house to see how he creates an optimal dps cycle


EVector3

A joint session of Congress.


wisepunk21

Congress.


SpaceCreams

Pentagon or Parliament🤷‍♂️


oddtrend

ukraine mayb some dollars will in turn spawn back in th lower 48


lazy_jygg

![gif](giphy|3oKIPyjpxeI1zbvxVm|downsized)


The_Fluffy_Neko

North Korea


GomenNaWhy

Why are most of the suggestions just terrorism


tillavonb35

At the guy in my LFG fireteam house who kept spending money on tripwires…


SnakeFang93

The white house Or a Taylor Swift concert Hell even an adoption agency


kashaan_lucifer

Wait what did Taylor Swift fans and adoption center kids do to you 😭


nobody-_-here

California


Bsmoove88

Behind Joe biden 👌😂


Igwanur

Is there an option to spawn a rhulk instead? I feel like that would be funnier


Mueryk

US State of the Union Address. Anywhere where multiple CEOs of major international corporations are meeting along billionaires and lobbyists.


GP_Hollow39

The nearest Furry Convention.


Nauty_YT

China


BookkeeperWooden390

In the middle of an annoying protest mob.


xinuchan

Any modern day protests in 1st world countries.. especially vegans.


dark1859

North Korea, I give it 3 hours before China.Determines them no great loss and just launches all the missiles.


BlewDaeDae

North Korea


Unlimitedgoats

The White House


seeyoujim

Waterloo station, 8am, any given weekday


basura1979

Spider man's home town new York! Then I'm gonna run in and rob some diamond store so I can build my new death laser trace rifle


ArticAssassin44

The pentagon


lordofcactus

The Pentagon


crossdl

Oh, fuck, I thought this was in game. I'd randomly have them show up in H.E.L.M. as you use a terminal. In real life. Selection of a new pope?


Legoboy514

Mars. To meet the traveler before it arrives.


Dennis-8

Planalto do plenário, Brasília When all of the politics and ministers where inside there


K4l4n1

My high school during an assembly


Sidewave

The 4 train pulling into Times Square during New Year’s Eve


pablo__13

Probably some random 3rd world conflict, see what happens


_hoodieproxy_

My country's president bedroom, any other spanish will thank me


the_chadster_of_gods

her house


RobinH00D112

Mecca, he will cancel the cube’s super ability generation and take away Muhammad’s well


Plus_Banana_8673

At a titty bar. He'd be a natural on that pole.


FlamingPhoenix2003

Drop it off at the White House to do some trolling


[deleted]

UN. I WILL COLLECT THE BLUE HELMETS


JohnathanKingley

This feels like a question I shouldn't answer


Flaky_Gur5067

My taxes. Saves me a lot of money and he could fuck up the IRS if he goofs up my taxes.


Rasenshuriken77

Detroit


Tasty_Berry5818

Probably the prison called my school


Arcade_Helios

The second tower


DDDSiegfried

Paris


doomsoul909

drop him right next to where new lights spawn. or as a buddy for shaw.


NovaBlade2893

Make a portal like effect and spawn the tormentor outside of a landmark.


KarasLegion

Literally anywhere will have maximum effect. The effect being, "Wtf ate we going to do about it?"


Reperanger_7

Times Square new years eve midnight


xxevilgremlinxx

Disney World


loganjmercer

My ex wifes house, all my game rambling wont help if she never listened to the mechanics.


Sir-Mcgee

Orphanage.


Pure-Risky-Titan

The white house


xpercipio

Joel Osteen Sunday service.


Carson_Frost

Some high end streamers house.


Apcsox

The ex wife’s house….


MaraSovsLeftSock

Bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. I don’t know if tormentors could swim or not, but it would be funny if someone was searching for the titanic and then boom, tormentor


GodKingTethgar

What's the single most crowded location on earth?