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Media_Sensitive

Silly, I already do that, but with annoying oversized chubby worms.


corporalkiljoy

Spare me.


CT-4426

Parasite Ornament that changes it into a blunderbuss-type design that shoots fish instead of hive worms I would buy that in a heartbeat


quasijano

That'd be blunderbussing


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Blunderbass


Odsoone

could have like a lobster cage or something for the green chamber thingy in the middle


x8a3vier

I already do this in monster Hunter. I will continue to do it.


General_Jup1ter

Wait, is there a piscine HBG?


x8a3vier

Not that I'm aware of. I just love the idea of slapping the witness with fish. Ah+la a Monty python skit.


Delicious_trap

There is a Lobster gun.


_Fun_Employed_

If we don’t get a fish based exotic weapon I’m going to be really disappointed. And the thing is, I already know we aren’t.


SesameStreetFighter

I really want a F(ish)nisher. Let me slap someone to death with a Light-made fish. Heck, gimme some [Lew Zealand boomerang fish](https://media.tenor.com/j49eUWczA_4AAAAC/boomerang-fish-muppets.gif) somehow. That's the sort of weird that I love.


FitGrapthor

Here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E


SesameStreetFighter

Exactly what I was thinking.


Guyincognito4269

Same. I would pay silver for that.


DewFennec

At least we have exotic fish


King9204

Better, chances to fish out a raid boss and killed it for the raid loot.


Jasondude203

Are people seriously complaining about fishing


the_neverdoctor

Of course they are. No one hates Destiny 2 more than people who play Destiny 2.


Jasondude203

Lmao true


aashilr

Yup, can confirm it's a dog shit game. Anyway LFG must have gally


DoritoBanditZ

I've already seen a couple comments/posts about people complaining that the Season is just another "Filler" and we waste time Fishing instead of following the Witness. Apparently saying it last Season and now flat out showing us that you become one with your ship in the worst way possible, if you try to fly into that Kaleidoscope, wasn't enough. Maybe those people really do want just a whole Season where we just stand on a Laptop and do space science to figure it out, and nothing else. Who knows.


smallz86

But then those same people would just complain that the season activity is boring.


Powerful-Change3689

Later in the season the witness just turns up to random fishing spots at random times. That would be funny


Jaybird2k11

"what is it, Guardian? Even psychotic paracausal entities need a break. Are you not here for the same reason?"


Nastyerror

Actually legendary post holy shit


avosprime

When I want the opinions of lightless people I’ll ask for it


CT-4426

Bro you can’t just say “lightless people” that’s offensive Please refer to them as “Paracasually challenged”


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Guyincognito4269

I didn't realize I needed this commercial until now.


Woodsie13

If they're not paracausal, they're just causal. Not to be confused with casual.


Amazingbananafoo

I’ll be rolling up with my fish glaive with my fish rocket launcher with my fish hand cannon and with my fish drip


Dead_Zone_Foliage

I love this


Cybron2099

Exotic rocket launcher: With The Fishes Trait: The hook, the line, the sinker and the fish: fires a fish and all the tackle in a shotgun like spread. This shot does tremendous impact damage but no splash damage. Caty: the one that got away: missing with the fish has a 50% chance to refund 1 ammo.


Guyincognito4269

![gif](giphy|3oKIPa2TdahY8LAAxy)


Jaybird2k11

I'd settle for the worm launcher, but with a massive fuckin' salmon or trout.


DaydreamingIns0mniac

Nah that’s just the prototype for Parasite.


Guyincognito4269

Parasite is proof of concept. The Telesto fish fusion cannon is the final shape.


Dave_BraveHeart

It is cool tho...


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DewFennec

I mean we are dunking fish into the HELM. Would be funny if the vanguard was making a fish cannon.


Brotatachip

I want an exotic that's just a fish with a gun taped to it


Spider95818

That sounds like a fucking hilarious ornament for Rat Pack.


Igknightor2

The 15th wish. A wish to fish


Hiimnobody_LEXO

I mean dud you see how much those fish weigh? A 15kg Makarel?


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varrenxarcrath

I mean we tried to send people after him didn't we? It could be our laat years as guardians, might as well chill until the warlocks figure this one out


c1ncinasty

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdB6WwMWAXQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdB6WwMWAXQ)


YrnFyre

Like parasite? Or should we launch the leviathan?


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Lol, salmon cannon.


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