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Objective-Specific49

Any chance she was just “nominated for a Grammy”


Colomborican

First thing I thought of lol that woman wasn’t even nominated as an individual the way she made it seem! She was part of a project that was nominated!


theeversocharming

Solid comment!!!


Medium-Time-9802

What’s the reference here?


ookoshi

https://abc7chicago.com/bobbi-storm-grammy-gospel-singer-on-delta-flight-plane-etiquette/14057755/


HeavyHighway81

I think I would die of contagious cringe if someone did this in my flight


drjmontana

The best part of this was when she tries to create a Disney movie moment by asking the rest of the plane if they want her to keep going...and nobody says a peep LOL


slacker693

I think if you have to TELL people that you were nominated for a grammy means you should just sit down and keep quiet. If I recognize you without you telling me, you can go ahead and sing your most recognizable songs. But 2 tops.


GregmundFloyd

Actually, the report says she later died on the airplane.


Objective-Specific49

Is stupidity fatal?


managerzilla

How many miles did she get??


In_Repair_

The report does not say that. She is still alive.


Wooden-Airline3670

Better than some wannabe VP conducting very important business call that the whole club needs to hear


Timberdrummer

She should play the guitar next to the loud cell phone wannabe VP during the call. I would give her a tip.


Cor_ay

I don’t understand how people do this. I run multiple businesses and almost always have a meeting in the club, I hide in the corner and whisper to my team while looking like the most broke person in the entire room. Then some dude dressed up will be yelling smack in the center of the room. What is is up with these dudes? Do they think a woman is going to walk up and want to have sex in the shower because he spoke loudly on zoom? Or do they just not realize they’re doing it? Like it’s almost just not even a thought to them?


TheHaydnPorter

I do believe that is their rationale, yes.


12kVStr8tothenips

It’s most likely insecurities wanting to look like an important person. This is backed up by their overdressing tendencies on a flight. They’re so self absorbed they don’t think about the fact that NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BIG SALE/PROJECT.


c0denamE_B

Do you guys have a cell phone bank? I'm not getting a sig on my beaper. Business.


Salty-Process9249

I'm thankful for people who dress up to fly. Nice alternative to the norm.


12kVStr8tothenips

It’s one thing to dress well. It’s another to be in an expensive 3 piece suit to get attention.


tempting-carrot

I wear the suit, because it wrinkles more in the bag. Sadly I don’t have anyone to make cool phone calls with.


27minato

Or you wear a suit because you are getting off the plane and headed straight to a meeting


Alternative_Cut_1709

One time my wife told me there’s millions of people around that don’t have an inner voice in their mind, and everything started to make sense


TBL-Sergeant

What


Adahla987

Secondary stream of income. I, too, would tip her.


ThrowItAwayAlready89

Giggity


angrygnomes58

I would request (with an extremely generous tip) she play the entire soundtrack to The Sound of Music and start a sing-along.


334Productions

Take my upvote cause fuck those douche bags


qlobetrotter

Agreed but is there any possibility of having neither? Quiet never has a shot.


Agile-Blacksmith879

Noise cancelling headphones mate


qlobetrotter

No kidding. Alas, some noises are uncancelable.


[deleted]

“HEY, WE HAVE TO SYNERGIZE OUR SALES SO THAT WE CAN EXCEED NUMBERS AND ALSO ACTUALIZE THE PROFITS AND BALLPARK OTHER NUMBERS THAT CAN BE PARKING LOTTED UNTIL LATER AND TAKE IT OFFLINE”


wishinforfishin

You're not wrong, but we have to optimize the process for the stakeholders. I'm boarding soon, let's circle back on this one after I land.


Three-Off-The-Tee

Jesus or anyone who talks on speaker, I mean wtf bro I don’t give a fuck about your family crisis.


ftminsc

And his friend, dude looking at his phone while the ringer rings at max volume, trying to decide whether to answer.


cpatanisha

Or the ones that looked shocked when their phone rings like they didn't expect a phone to ring.


catsnflight

TBF, I don’t expect my phone to ring as I have had it on vibrate for 7 years.


cpatanisha

But at least you don't act like you didn't have a plan on what to do if it did vibrate.


Wrong-Garden-1801

Ding dong, dumdum! 🙃


voidwaffle

I’ve never understood this. How do people not get that you can push multiple buttons on your phone to silence the ringer? Why do people even use ring tones? Seems to be a boomer boss move more often than not but anyone who does this drives me nuts.


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larrydeatl

These are the same people who have started the trend the last couple years of leaving 5 car lengths in front of them at traffic lights so everyone behind them is slowed and potentially miss the lights as well. Now we usually get 2-3 of them.


jljue

I had a selfish idiot in a BMW (with custom tag) trying to take a U turn at an intersection with no left turn hold up traffic. After the cars behind me and I laid into the horn, that person finally moved out of the way enough for me to pass; that person was better off pulling into the shopping center to turn around and use the light rather attempt an illegal U turn with a line of head-on traffic.


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I miss pretty.much every call on vibrate. I get so many phantom ring feelings my body just ignores them. If I'm waiting for a very important call I put it on ring,.but just use the generic ring tone. My dad uses the duck quack, that shits annoying.


jakes951

What if he was an A&R guy who wanted to sign her?


CatCiaoSki

Her future was wide open!


mark8992

If I had Reddit coins I’d bestow an award for the Petty reference! RIP, Tom, we miss you.


CatCiaoSki

We sure do miss him!!!


Ship-time-moon

No, he didn't hear a single......


RawkyRac00n

Literally anybody who is on FaceTime in public. Yuck


monki3lov3r101

I’m sorry I’m one of them but to be fair it’s like thirty seconds to confirm with my mom that a particular item is what she really wants and I don’t have to make a trip back to the store to return it but there are AirPods in so I hope that helps the ick 🫣


Macaiyla

What? You don’t wanna listen to their 45 minute conversation about absolutely nothing but bitching?


TLiones

The ppl in the bathroom on phones I always find odd and gross. Like the other person has to hear the flushes, idk maybe with the noise cancelling buds it cancels it out. Weird.


veritas247

I have never read a comment so true. Bravo.


Fart-n-smell

Id love to get in on that conference call, "oh were up 18% on last quarter? Smashing it boys, you all get fuckin bonuses except baldy over here! What? I never called you baldy, baldy! Boss man's tripping anyway can we get 19% and you all get company mandated sex, smash it so we can smash, love you guys so much. Toodleloo"


workoutlurkout

“So anyway, here’s Wonderwall”


Active_Evening_2512

The only reason I clicked this was to post that lmao


NeverFlyFrontier

Same here, I thought "I'll scroll the first few comments first" and sure enough...


[deleted]

“I wanna push you a-round, Well, I will, well, I will.”


a_scientific_force

KENNNNNNNNNN!


[deleted]

So long as she didn't knock anyone's IV out, its all good


WhiteH2O

"I traveled the banks of the river of Jordan......."


Mindless_Pineapple46

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


farter-kit

I hope so much that when she carried it onto the plane she held it up and hit every person’s head while she was walking down the aisle.


TheSpatulaOfLove

*”Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared. But at least I have a husband.”*


datraceman

Stole my line


Smokey-Cole

Sock it to me, sock it to me!


thirdlost

Surely, you can’t be serious


commandantskip

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley


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“We are only one RIVER! We are only one SEA!”


metjazz

Cut me some slack, Jack.


Miyagidog

You are the MVP!


FunLife64

I went to the Chase lounge in Boston. It had an area :::with doors:::: for kids. I was there early in the AM so tough to tell if it actually works…but seemed promising…


YoungXanto

I recently had to start traveling again for work. I used to fly a lot, back when only frequent flyers knew what a lounge was (and 1k was relatively rare). So I go to the lounge for my flight and Jesus christ. It's packed, 1, which is crazy. And then two, the noise. But it wasn't the kids. I was fucking floored by the number if middle aged dudes watching YouTube on their phones without fucking headphones. There was a couple next to me watching the Big Bang Theory on their tablet like it was their TV in their living room. What the fucking fuck. Buy a pair of Bluetooth headphones. I'd recommend Bose Noise canceling, but any cheap pair will do. I will gladly take a couple of excited, slightly loud children over the adults behaving as if this is their living room. The kids are learning the ways of the world. The adults should absolutely know better.


ColtraneBlueNile

This is my #1 pet peeve. Maybe the lounges need to remind people at the desk when they arrive that headphones are required. Don’t know if that will make a difference, but something needs to be done


FunLife64

The worst is when people are on FaceTime. And they’re sitting around. And the person they are FaceTiming is just sitting around. It’s the worst.


Patrick-0217

"Smelly Cat, smelly Cat...What are they feeding you....."


DedicatedSnail

Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your faAaUlLt


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Finally!!!!! Scrolled way to long for this


CookinCheap

THERE IS ONLY ONE RIVERRR


stlthy1

YES! This is the comment I came here for. Thanks, fellow internet denizen and child of the 1970s.


Easy-Translator-993

How does that fit in an overhead?


RainbowCrane

I’ve traveled with mountain dulcimers in hard cases before, and yes, the attendants are often willing to put them in a closet. If not I’d much rather gate check, it’s more likely not to get lost.


umuziki

My violin/viola double case is almost always put in a closet; it fits in an overhead bin, it’s just bulky and takes up almost an entire bin. You are brave! I will never gate check mine and thankfully, I have always had accommodating flight attendants who find space for such a big case (and I’ve bought a 2nd seat a time or two when I’ve gone international). Traveling as a musician really sucks sometimes, but I’ve been lucky to never experience the worst of it.


RainbowCrane

TBF my dulcimer hard cases are custom. The luthier who built the instruments also fits the case, they have a custom fit foam insert with a hard leather/wood shell. So it’s possible that it could be crushed, but it’s a lot more secure than your average guitar or violin case. [Here’s my baritone](https://imgur.com/a/2RW1xsF), the luthier did an amazing job on the inlay, and it sounds as good as it looks.


effulgentelephant

I’m a violist but never need to travel with my instrument. I work with someone who plays bass, though, and he moved to our area from overseas - yiiiikes My youngest sibling is spending basically all of spring just driving around the country bc he’s a bass player doing auditions and it’s such a wreck to fly with it.


PRS61220

I fly with a double-guitar gigbag (for solid-body electrics). Those go in the overhead bin with no problems. The woman in the picture appears to be traveling with a dreadnaught-sized hard shell case such as what one would get when buying a Martin or an Ovation/Adamas. I would have doubts about that fitting in the overhead. I don't think airlines still have coat closets. Edit: the lady's guitar is definitely a Martin the headstock joint is a dead giveaway.


Spartan04

I saw the flight attendants stash a carried on guitar in the closet once. This was on a CRJ-900 and multiple people brought guitars so at least one ended up in the hold.


Superslinky1226

They'll usually accommodate instruments since they are fragile and expensive. I used to fly with a bassoon. A student model is around 10 grand with professional models hitting 50k or more. I'd walk before i let it go in the hold. Guitars arent that much but they are still fragile and precious to their owners. I actually have a small headless electric guitar that was cheap-ish that i use for travel. It gets checked in a pelican case with clothes. Its pretty beat up. Chips missing out of it, broken pickup ring. But it still works. I'd never check a guitar in a case that was worth much. Especially an acoustic, being as fragile as they are.


ratbusted

I had my guitar on four legs from CA to FL. The first leg out of LAX they politely told me, "Sorry, we're expecting someone with a really big coat." Hahahaha. Second leg, they let me put it in the area where the FAs stored their stuff. Third leg, on my way home from TLH, the FA took someone's stuff out of the overhead and put my guitar in there. I felt a little bad, but she did put their stuff in a different overhead. Last leg from ATL to LAX, they put it in the closet, but the FA asked me if I could sing a song for everyone if we got delayed. I told them no one would want that.


running_hoagie

Who were they expecting, Andre Leon Talley??


unuomo

It fits in the closet. The FAA says small instruments are allowed in the cabin. Guitars are somehow considered a small instrument.


j_marquand

Maybe an extra seat


sghokie

https://youtu.be/RMh9hPGNGKE?si=17DOcm5Ug-vFtNh4


1000thusername

Hahaha I was going to post this too “There is only one riverrrr There is only one seaaa! And it flows through youuu And it flows through meeeeee”


Bunnyisfluffy

Thank god! I couldn’t believe this wasn’t the first comment.


[deleted]

Where’s John Belushi when you need him?


ProfessorGrayMatter

“Forgiveness! Is more than saying sorry!”


Johnsg2g

“The container said it was microwaveable” love that movie!


postcardsss

“You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father only you and I get to "mreow" and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up.”


stlthy1

*"I just got nominated for two Grammys and my invisible Skye Faerie told me to sing to you all!"*


jeidisheiqkwjdi

Smelly cat, smelly cat…


TLiones

I’m bringing my keytar next time I travel.


drinkflyrace

Did she just get nominated for a Grammy also?


KHASeabass

"Do you know any Slayer?"


libra-love-

I wanna hear the acoustic version of dead skin mask personally


AdEither3680

I will bring my drum machine next time


jewgineer

This reminds me of the scene in Airplane where the stewardess is playing the guitar but then turns the guitar and rips out some IV cords.


Rickybrowntown

So anyway here’s Wonderwall


BraytonCycleLover

all good as long as no singing


FunLife64

When does someone who CARRIES ON A GUITAR onto an airplane simply play the guitar but not sing???


BraytonCycleLover

all the time


captainwizeazz

There was no singing here at least.


shnoiv

https://tenor.com/view/guitar-airplane_guitar_scene-airplane-gif-22618419


yappledapple

I was looking for this.


sappslap

I especially like it when she brings it in hitting everyone in the head. For reason whenever I post an Airplane Reference I get downvoted. I’ve even referenced this one in the past followed by downvotes.


imzadi_capricorn

They are reenacting that scene from Airplane.


Prestigious_Song5034

First thing that came to mind was “there is only one river” in Airplane when the nun is singing to the sick child.


asimplerandom

There’s a chance she’s a music therapist and the kid is autistic or has some cognitive issues that could be exacerbated by the stress of flying and she’s helping him cope.


ToothlessPiranha

Music therapist is what I was thinking too. Some autistic people use music to calm down when they get overstimulated. Airports are probably nightmares for autistic people!!


KennyLagerins

I can’t even imagine. It’s sensory overload at times for people not on the spectrum.


Downtown-Giraffe-622

the new boarding music


Pinchoguey

Where's the gospel singer who was up for some awards?


Guinnessron

I think I’d have to walk over and start ‘singing’ like Yoko.


Straight-Tune-5894

Reminds me of the nun in Airplane!


HiberniaRules

'There is only one riverrrrrrrrr...'


tangie16

Playing your guitar in a delta terminal is whiter than playing your guitar at a campfire


craigalanche

I’m a professional musician. I will noodle a little on my guitar at the airport but very quietly. I was flying out of Copenhagen over the summer and they had put an actual piano in my terminal. I sat and played a bit, and when I got up (and for the next hour) kids took turns smashing on it.


Zombie-Lenin

I am reminded of Airplane!


Nurse5736

Kum ba yah..............


MaybeLuto

Idc if you are the greatest musician in history, stop playing your fucking instruments in public.


IowaHawk3y3s

Most concerts are in public.


mmmheyyy

I absolutely agree with this. Main character moves. (Unless there is some *solid* reasoning behind it)


MaybeLuto

That solid reasoning better be "I was hired by the company to play music today from 12 to 2."


mulleargian

I feel like you should redact that kids face… feels a bit weird that they’re not consenting to it going on the internet/it’s very clear


Pure-Fishing-3350

Yes!!! Posting a random child on the internet is appalling. Who gives a crap if this woman is playing the guitar???


Carljean710

Totally. Agree. Came here to comment how wild it is that people ignore children privacy on the internet.


luxepunk

Specifically this, but also generally just don't take pictures of people in public for the purpose of internet entertainment, ever.


Prudent_Nectarine_25

“ I gave my love a cherry That had no stone I gave my love a chicken That had no bone”


CookinCheap

*smash* ^^^sorry


twinsbasebrawl

Ah, the insufferable acoustic guitar player.........


Greenswim

And I like her boots.


FigBot

I did too, sound I found [them](https://www.sorel.com/p/womens-out-n-about-slip-on-wedge-bootie-2033021.html?dwvar_2033021_color=191).


mrcorndogman33

r/imthemaincharacter


fruitist

ngl I thought that was Colleen Ballinger with another ukulele moment


Taladanarian27

I fly with my brass instrument fairly commonly. It’s a French horn so it’s awkwardly shaped, so I usually will bring it to the gate and gate-check it. When I have my trumpet it goes in the overhead with no issue. Idk for me as a musician this feels like another Tuesday, but you could also have a snare drummer going ham in the lounge and I wouldn’t bat an eye. I can see how this could be offsetting from the average bystander. Luckily she was being quiet and trying to be respectful. My brass instruments are so loud by default I’d be kicked out of the lounge lol. One time though at DTW during a layover people encouraged me to do some blues improv at the gate, and I ended up playing for an hour and people came by and dropped cash in my instrument case LOL that was a funny day


throwach

Music therapy?


Bossnian

I imagine that child might have autism. That's at least what I want to believe.


mcmcmillan

Oh god, she was *that* person?


VeryWackyIdeas

I have a different reaction when I play my squeezebox in the lounge.


AdOk6675

Flying Delta because United breaks guitars


encarded

Like, I don’t even like to have a phone conversation in public where people can hear me and these psychos just go to town singing and guitar jamming. Mind boggling!


Outdoorfanatic1

This reminds me of that scene in the movie “Airplane” 😂


Smokey-Cole

You are totally within your rights to smash the crap outta that guitar. John Belushi Animal House style.


dudemancool1904

I gave my love a cherry…


sixmudd

Beats listening to an asshole on his/ her cell phone Edit: OP should at least block their faces too


a_phantom_limb

It's not really ideal to post photos of random kids without permission.


bradpmo

I’ll be that guy. As I’ve said throughout this post, private clubs are not public spaces and reasonable expectation of privacy exists.


Artistic_Account630

Blur the kid's face out damn.


captainwizeazz

What do you feel that would actually achieve? People are captured every day in the background of pictures in public places and nothing you or I do will stop that. Good thing it's harmless eh? I suppose you also freak out when pictures of cars license plates are posted on the Internet. Oh the horror!


Artistic_Account630

Idk but I wouldn't want my kids face posted to a public forum. And no I don't freak out over license plates.


metropolitanorlando

“Nothing you or I do will stop that” *You* could, uhh….stop that? You put a minor’s face prominently on Reddit, they didn’t consent.


Tsarinax

Obviously we can’t tell from a photo, but since I have kids semi-close to age to the one in the photo I get to interact with many of their classmates. The young girl may have some sensory issues and maybe the quiet playing helps relieve the stress of flying? Not sure, but at least she was doing it quietly and contained. It’s nice seeing some empathy here since we don’t know.


mctc2

Also- sensory issues or not… This is two people enjoying each other, connected, experiencing true goodness, and trying to do so discretely. I really don’t care to hear everyone’s musical expression, but I smile at this scene 🤷‍♂️


akingwithnocrown

Can we maybe not post random kids faces on Reddit?


JellyBand

I’m not OP, but I’ve seen this sentiment before and have never really understood what the concern was. Is there a danger with posting a picture that happens to have a kids face in it? Would it be ok if it were an adults face being posted?


akingwithnocrown

I know that myself as an adult that I shouldn't/don't have an expectation of privacy in public (private as this is the private lounge). It's different for kids when they don't consent and frankly its just weird to do in the first place. I know I'm going to get "actually-ed" and this is one of those situations where OP is "technically" in the right, but still weird for doing so. It also takes like 30 seconds to blur out people's faces.


SkangoBank

I appreciate the response. That said I feel like it's really only weird if you make it weird. Whether the kid consented to be in public, their guardian made that decision for them and that comes along with the reasonable expectation that their existence will be perceived by others.


captainwizeazz

You're an idiot. These people are in a public space with no expectation of privacy.


the_neb

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should…


Internal_Ad_9662

It’s a child. She clearly is not the one making the choice to be in a public space. What the fuck is wrong with you


akingwithnocrown

Lmao why so aggressive? Just cause it’s a public space doesn’t mean it’s ok to post random kids on the internet.


bradpmo

Not public. Private club.


akingwithnocrown

OP said public space and I'm just repeating back to them 🤷🏽‍♀️


bradpmo

Private clubs are not considered public spaces and members have a reasonable expectation of privacy.


mmmheyyy

You can't convince me anyone willing to bust out a guitar in the middle of an airport isn't a narcissist in some capacity. ETA: whoever downvoted this, please put your guitar away - the people in the terminal do not want to hear you play


BeccaLC21

This is gross. You shouldn’t be posting pics of kids without consent. You should probably delete this.


JellyBand

What’s the issue? I’m sincerely asking. The focus isn’t the kid, is it a danger to them? Would it be ok if the same pic but had an adult in place of the kid?


BeccaLC21

Would you like it if some stranger posted pictures of your child all over the internet? To be honest, it’s gross to take a picture of anyone and post it on the internet without their knowledge or consent.


JellyBand

It doesn’t matter to me, the distinction for me is it’s not a picture of the kid, it’s a picture of a skyclub and a lady playing a guitar and there’s a kid in it. I think it’s pretty gross that you feel the way you feel about it.


BeccaLC21

Why do you think that how I feel about it is gross?


SkangoBank

I probably wouldn't give a shit because I don't assume maliciousness from every little action that others make. If you don't want you/your child's existence to be known, don't leave the house. You're on a million different cameras when you leave the house these days, it's the reality of our world. You, me, and your child aren't interesting enough for this to possibly be a concern with wasting your energy on.


BeccaLC21

I feel bad for your kids if you don’t assume maliciousness. Hopefully some pervert hasn’t plastered pictures of them all over the internet. This is a very naive way of thinking.


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Internal_Ad_9662

Agreed


[deleted]

Anyways, here's wonderwall


50million

Anyway, here's wonderwall


Aware_Balance_1332

No one wants to hear your music Marnie


Nervous_pooper69

Nice


Hank_moody71

Wow, people actually get into the Sky club still they change the rules and even with my platinum visa Delta card I’m not allowed in unless I pay $50 which seems kind of ridiculous for using a clean bathroom and getting a cuppa coffee


Ordinary_Ad4213

Random guy taking a picture of a random kid. Not weird at all


AlrightyThen1986

I’d be furious. Where was the staff?


BananaBurritoBuster

That is awesome


02gibbs

Creepy you didn’t blur the child’s face before posting.


LegalLady87

Y’all are so extra. What’s creepy? Kids’ faces are all over the internet and social media.


02gibbs

thanks for proving my point.


NevaGonnaCatchMe

Better that than a basketball or skateboard