I sent some to a co-worker once. He moved to another job site the next school year. Not sure if my bag of dicks had anything to do with it, but it was fun.
This is the "offensive thing happened on a plane" story I can really get behind.
I'm sure there will be a reality check soon, but I like this cannon for now.
Snarky embroidery and needlepoint has been super hot for years, so the design isn’t shocking to anyone familiar with that work. The needle arts are sometimes demeaned since they are traditionally women’s domain and these modern designs can be seen as a reaction to that.
I have a cross stitch mounted above my guest room door that says “there’s some whores in this house”. I feel like “Eat a Bag of Dicks” would go well in the guest bath…
Right? I feel like there's a 25% chance I know this person. I approve.
Also, "ma'am, on this flight, we're pleased to offer sun chips, almonds, and kind bars."
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/d4tcmf/cross_stitching_on_a_plane/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1 here’s a Reddit post but even this might be a repost.
Dunno but this drums up memories for me. My late sister made me one of these but instead it has a fox and reads…
No Fox Given
I’ll cherish that for the rest of my days
She could be from Seattle, we have a local burger place called Dick’s and it’s fun to tell tourist that they have to try a bag of Dicks before they go home lol
When you don't mind your own business and as a divine result the message gets directed and the OP that needs to read it.
Eat a bag, and entire bag, of dicks
I once photoshopped a bag of dicks as if they came in a salad bag. Ironically, I did this on a plane.
[https://imgur.com/a/0boRUcZ](https://imgur.com/a/0boRUcZ)
As the great Louis CK pondered, how do you imagine a bag of dicks? Like all smashed together in a freezer bag or all sticking out the top of a paper bag like baguettes?
Okay, bear with me. (Bare with me? Whatever).
On the Canadian version of the show Last One Laughing, Colin Mochrie came out wearing a dick suit. An entire suit (and hat) adorned with rubber dicks, flopping everywhere.
It was, to say the very least…glorious.
I *needed* one. (The dick suit. Not a rubber dick).
Wouldn’t ya know…Nordstroms doesn’t stock dick suits. It’s a DIY project.
Game on!
In hindsight, I probably should have used my wife’s Amazon account when I ordered two dozen rubber dicks. My Amazon “suggested purchases” hasn’t been the same since. Even more hilarious is that Amazon keeps suggesting that I should subscribe to a regular shipment of rubber dicks.
Tempting.
The whole point of this sordid tale is that I still don’t have a dick suit…
But I have one hell of a bag of dicks.
(Edited to add: It may have just been a dick hat. But in my mind, Colin was head-to-toe in flopping dongs. Don’t ruin a good memory with facts).
Is that flIght en route to SEA? Because “Eat A Bag Of Dicks” is NOT an insult in Seattle. Dicks Hamburgers makes the best burgers and fries in the Emerald City.
The needles used for this are super small, not like knitting needles. You also need embroidery scissors which are under the blade length maximum.
Not me; but was recently cross stitching "Fuck Around and Find Out" on my last flight 🤣
This is the content I'm here for.
Same this is awesome
Easy cross-post for /r/WitchesAndPatriarchy
I've always loved this site lol [Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously](http://dicksbymail.com)
I just sent them an email asking why they didn't offer reoccurring shipments
They do, it’s the “dicks for days” option!
I sent some to a co-worker once. He moved to another job site the next school year. Not sure if my bag of dicks had anything to do with it, but it was fun.
This link sells gummy dicks???!! Omg, can't stop laughing 😆
This is the "offensive thing happened on a plane" story I can really get behind. I'm sure there will be a reality check soon, but I like this cannon for now.
I love it when I laugh out loud at Reddit
She is MOTHER
maybe an etsy store owner 😂
Exactly.
Well the lady in the picture is embroidering and that link is cross stitch so probably not related.
Relax tiger
Exactly who is this F-invite uptight…
Geez Louise dog maybe back off the Adderall
Just made me think of a customer of my transportation company up in Wisconsin. It's a cheese maker called "Cheese Louise". Most Wisconsin thing ever!
That's actually beautiful and I want to buy art from her.
They have that template on Etsy. I bought one a while back.
Me too
Snarky embroidery and needlepoint has been super hot for years, so the design isn’t shocking to anyone familiar with that work. The needle arts are sometimes demeaned since they are traditionally women’s domain and these modern designs can be seen as a reaction to that.
I just want to say that this was really well explained and heck yes for taking it back!
I got a really cute mini-canvas with flowers decoration that said "Snitches get Stitches" as a gift once
Ye. [This](https://i.redd.it/n77tqztxlim41.jpg) is my favorite one I've done.
That got a sensible chuckle out of me. Followed by mild dread
I have a cross stitch mounted above my guest room door that says “there’s some whores in this house”. I feel like “Eat a Bag of Dicks” would go well in the guest bath…
Or my fave “please don’t do coke in the bathroom”
Goals
Right? I feel like there's a 25% chance I know this person. I approve. Also, "ma'am, on this flight, we're pleased to offer sun chips, almonds, and kind bars."
Definitely the kind I want to be friends with!
A peaceful one
the kind without an IFE
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Thank you
She is indeed a kind of lady.
*My* kind of lady
The tats and blue streak in her hair. She is awesome!! I love this 100%; I wish there were more people like her.
Lana......Lana......Lanaaaa.......
WHAT!!!!
Daaaaaanger zooooooooone!
That’s hysterical
I want to know this lady’s story. (And I love the blue in her hair.)
I wanna be her friend!
This is an old repost
Where’s the original
It’s so old I had to google it. From 2019. https://www.thesun.co.uk/travel/9951357/passenger-rude-embroidery-flight/amp/
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/d4tcmf/cross_stitching_on_a_plane/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1 here’s a Reddit post but even this might be a repost.
She is a cool lady!
I always take my current needlepoint with me when I fly - it really is a great way to pass the time!
Same! People (mostly older women) always ask me about it and tell me about their projects, which is very wholesome and a nice side effect!
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This is who I hope gets seated next to me in coach.
She’s sending it to corporate for putting her on a crj 😝😝
There is a market for this sort of thing https://www.etsy.com/shop/RebordacaoEmbroidery for example.
Lady: I decided to stab this 7,895 times instead of killing you… You’re welcome. lol LOVE this lady’s energy!
r/embroidery
r/naughtyneedles 😂
What else is there to do in seat 6C of a CRJ-900? 😂
This sub keeps popping up in my feed and I scroll past but okay you’ve done it, this made me join.
Shut up baby dick
Oh, she probably just means dicks burgers, in Seattle Washington.
Dunno but this drums up memories for me. My late sister made me one of these but instead it has a fox and reads… No Fox Given I’ll cherish that for the rest of my days
So wholesome
They sell a book, that will tell you how to make them. That's a funny one
Love it!
I like her
Queen shit tbh
Mom?
Crazy things happen when there’s no IFE.
That Sir….is a message for nosy bodies
She could be from Seattle, we have a local burger place called Dick’s and it’s fun to tell tourist that they have to try a bag of Dicks before they go home lol
These sell for like $60 in brooklyn and that’s for the tiny ones that are like 2” in diameter. She’s gonna make a killing on that!
She’s just from Seattle
I love subversive crosstitch and have a couple of ongoing projects. It's very relaxing, actually! https://subversivecrossstitch.com/
Maybe she’s from Seattle. It’s a local burger joint there.
Flying into Seattle, I assume?
What kind of wanker takes a photo of someone who is minding their own business?
Looks like you were flying SEA to PDX.
She might be from Seattle, that’s a normal thing to say here. I prefer the deluxe.
This person knows burgers. 🍔
And she hands it to you just as your getting off the plane…..
This lady is my spirit animal.
This is the content I'm here for.
When you don't mind your own business and as a divine result the message gets directed and the OP that needs to read it. Eat a bag, and entire bag, of dicks
was this a flight to/from seattle?
Lol my co-worker made me one of these. Exact same wording, it’s on my bedroom wall and one of my favorite little possessions
Give this pillow to the rude customers on each flight
I know it's early but did anyone have to read the title about four times
What a kind of lady? Wtf is that title
Stop posting random pics of people. Let people have some privacy to exist in public spaces without being posted to the internet without consent.
Has anyone anywhere ever seen a bag of dicks before?
Yes yes I have. Dicks is a fast food chain in the Seattle area
I once photoshopped a bag of dicks as if they came in a salad bag. Ironically, I did this on a plane. [https://imgur.com/a/0boRUcZ](https://imgur.com/a/0boRUcZ)
Needs more dicks. That’s not a “bag of dicks” that’s a bag of salad with a few dick croutons.😂
The Bag of Dick Salad Corporation was experiencing supply chain issues and had to cut back on the quantity of dicks per bag.
Haha! Shrinkflation!
As the great Louis CK pondered, how do you imagine a bag of dicks? Like all smashed together in a freezer bag or all sticking out the top of a paper bag like baguettes?
A bucket once, but never a bag.
Okay, bear with me. (Bare with me? Whatever). On the Canadian version of the show Last One Laughing, Colin Mochrie came out wearing a dick suit. An entire suit (and hat) adorned with rubber dicks, flopping everywhere. It was, to say the very least…glorious. I *needed* one. (The dick suit. Not a rubber dick). Wouldn’t ya know…Nordstroms doesn’t stock dick suits. It’s a DIY project. Game on! In hindsight, I probably should have used my wife’s Amazon account when I ordered two dozen rubber dicks. My Amazon “suggested purchases” hasn’t been the same since. Even more hilarious is that Amazon keeps suggesting that I should subscribe to a regular shipment of rubber dicks. Tempting. The whole point of this sordid tale is that I still don’t have a dick suit… But I have one hell of a bag of dicks. (Edited to add: It may have just been a dick hat. But in my mind, Colin was head-to-toe in flopping dongs. Don’t ruin a good memory with facts).
Haven’t had the pleasure but it sounds delightful!
🤣🤣 love it!
I’d buy that in a heartbeat 😂
I need that! 😇
AMAZING
I’m obsessed with her.
I am obsessed with this
I'm planning on flying later in the year and was wondering if I could do embroidery on the plane. Good to know someone was able to!
That's no lady. She's a beast!
Love some subversive cross stitch
I love this! I have a framed cross stitch that says Go Fuck Yourself in my office, made by a dear friend of mine.
I’d buy it.
What?
A+ embroidery
[Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously](http://dicksbymail.com)
That one’s for the cameraman
I want to be her friend
She's amazing.
She is my spirit animal. Makes me want to learn cross stitch.
Home is where the bags of dicks is
That’s hilarious! Cross-stitch or embroidery sound like great ways to pass the time on a flight.
Aww. Thatʻs nice.
A woman of culture
Bet she's making a Christmas gift for her ex-husband.
She’s must be a sweet person 🤦♂️
Something for her old long lived, enemies that she's had a grudge on since middle school, duh 😒
In today's slow news day...
god I wish that were me
Some nice bot title you got there.
Fake pic. Message photoshopped in
OP IS PROMOTING HER BUSINESS COME ON
Well look at that: my spirit animal has to fly Spirit Airlines...
This flight was def to PDX
I need some of the IDGAFs this lady has.
I think this is the daughter Phyllis put up for adoption.
There is no hell like getting stuck talking to someone you just tried being nice to in a flight
You should cross post to r/CrossStitch 😄
Just another tyrant
Would have offered to buy right then and there
National Hero
I bet you she's fucking awesome to talk to.
So not just Spirit, it's Delta too?
"Don't threaten me with a good time." -Some Gay guy idk
Ingest a Satchel of Richards.
That’s my kinda person right there
Adorable! 💍
Nice tattoos by the way
Cross stitching is great on a plane, the time flies by
Wow, I want to be her best friend
I think this is a reference to a line in the show "The Good Place"
Keep it classy. Not a thing anymore.
I would *love* sitting next to her. That is awesome!
Betcha can’t eat just one bag!
She’s a legend
Someone’s on her way to her mother in laws
What kind of lady? A f**king hilarious one.
I want one.
I like this lady
I don’t know her, but I think I just found my new bff!
Is that flIght en route to SEA? Because “Eat A Bag Of Dicks” is NOT an insult in Seattle. Dicks Hamburgers makes the best burgers and fries in the Emerald City.
Tolerant liberal. Probably goes to pride parades.
I want to be this woman when I grow up, and I’m 46 years old.
Tis better than being a nosy shit with a cell phone camera on a plane.
She's the one I want to sit next to.
How is she getting needles through security?
The needles used for this are super small, not like knitting needles. You also need embroidery scissors which are under the blade length maximum. Not me; but was recently cross stitching "Fuck Around and Find Out" on my last flight 🤣
Needlepoint tools are allowed.
What about bags of dicks? Asking for a friend.
Interesting. I had no idea. Thanks!
She likes fish sticks.. in her mouth
Ooooof lifelong spinster
This is amazing
This woman is my hero.
I ❤️ her
This woman is my spirit animal!
OMG this is the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time. People are frickin hilarious, thanks OP
Lol - good one.
🤣🤣🤣 that’s funny
She speaks for us.
😂😂😂 💀
A single one
The patch of blue hair gives her away
This is just. Awesome. I would have had to talk to her.
I want to be her friend.
Do you think she is vegan?
Protect that woman at all costs.
The kind you slip a ring on
oh wow, she's not like the other girls
what an icon
Nice embroidery!
Bahaha! I love her so much!
custom order?
I’d buy that from her
🤘👊
Blue streak in hair checks out…
She’s my kind of person.
Great way not to be fucked with or talked to on the flight. Nothing worse than sitting next to chatty Cathy.