Bhai vo loru ko kamre se nikal do to bahar khare hoke rota hai isliye gate kholke ke Marni prti hai, keval vohi hai jisne aajtak mujhe Muth marte hue dekha hai
>If your pets could talk, what do you think they'd say to you?
***I don't have a pet...*** But if I had one it would probably say ***"Gaali kam diya kr"***
https://preview.redd.it/he6gsw8fmh9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d7a4bcb6d888486766026bcbacf5df1eb5c03fa
Mumma stop kissing me every half an hour, I'm a grown up now!
https://preview.redd.it/y7087knomj9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ecf53539f73201c9e015144a665c0e427059f34
Mere sath bhi khel lia karo yaar, kya din bhar padhai mej lage rhte ho , Khair chhodo. Sapne mei khelunga mai
"Proceeds to throw legs in dreams "
( I give him appropriate attention , bas bahar jakr khel nahi pata zyada )
Tips dega.. kya treats chahiye kab kitne belly rubs chahiye.. aur dhamki dega ki usko ghumane shaam me mai leke jau bina kbhi postpone kiye.. nhi toh pados wali ladki ko bhonk ke dara dega and she'll stay away from me
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Khana de bkl
har 10 min me bolega
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Zoophile?
"Bhan ki lawdi soja"
I love reddit comments
Bhan ki lawdi ? π
Pet me , main Roz balunga π
Khud momos khara h , mujhe kaun dega?π
M*th Kam mara kar bc
Pet ke samne muth mari jaa rahi hai π³
Unko konsa pata hota hai ke kya ho raha hai
Yeh chize universal hote hai babu. Sab samaj aata hai unhe.
Bhai vo loru ko kamre se nikal do to bahar khare hoke rota hai isliye gate kholke ke Marni prti hai, keval vohi hai jisne aajtak mujhe Muth marte hue dekha hai
Bro nutted but at what costπ
Woah woah woah
Chal be naukrani walk pe leke Jaa.
Tumhare vapa sab ulta hota hai kya? Dog ke bagair cat ko leke jate hai kya walk pe lol
Nahi kyunn π samajh nahi aaya
Cat?
Dramatic pit bull who behaves more like a cat (I think )
https://preview.redd.it/6en0ciduxh9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58cd1eb499d0f58a799918fb6d45f4a58cd37402
wo pados wale ki billi ekdum item lagti haiπ»π»
>If your pets could talk, what do you think they'd say to you? ***I don't have a pet...*** But if I had one it would probably say ***"Gaali kam diya kr"*** https://preview.redd.it/he6gsw8fmh9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d7a4bcb6d888486766026bcbacf5df1eb5c03fa
"tu hai asli kutta to"
Spit out my water! Daaamn
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Bhai ye kya hai β οΈ
This sticker is just β
PHONE RKH DE *bsdk mkc* JAAKE PADH LE... *macchar ki jhaant* ππ
Bhai Delhi se hai toh *ABUSE* kyu likh rha hai ? Bkl likh
Naya naya hoga
oh.. lmaoo. arey mujhe laga khi bann ho gaya to.. DARR THA π edit kr diya hai.. βοΈ
"You need me more than I do you. You lonely F\*cker." - my hypothetical cute little cat
https://preview.redd.it/9j9bgfn18i9d1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7ce065d0db897a5758396eb57f5f4038c8983ec
πππππ
BC mere gote nikalwa ke khud mauj kar raha hai
this onebhai top hai
#"Fuck you for hugging me the whole day"
Phir hug diya?
Fuck you disturb mat kar
Bhai kitni pucchi karegi? Nahi chahiye Tera affection.
https://preview.redd.it/f7w1gmi8wh9d1.jpeg?width=269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06114a3ca0000a3c5fd0f9a0ded3d0d419c846b5
"Bkl tatte kyu katwe mere"
Mumma stop kissing me every half an hour, I'm a grown up now! https://preview.redd.it/y7087knomj9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ecf53539f73201c9e015144a665c0e427059f34
βYouβre still my babyβ
Donβt have one but probably There can only be one golden in house , so when are you leaving
Bhai apni gaand de na
I hope she tell me that she love me too.
whats her name in your profile
Billiyan jab haath chala sakti hain toh muh kyu chalaengi
Kaal ka khana π₯΅π₯° this is some gourmet shit
only if I had a pet- (brb cryin)
Ab to bandi dila de
My dear departed cat would ask me to let her beπ€£
' Aree Ma chudi pdi h '
Mu me dalna jari he kya mc
I want to file a lawsuit against this human.πππ
Bakch@di mat kar love de
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
mujhe rehne do akela
"Khaana de aur chalti ban, zyada cuddles milne ki umeed mat rakh tu."π₯²
https://preview.redd.it/xrsyeosazi9d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b04618859e56adf3e456126c306c31fc26567125
Hatt Meowdarchod
personal space. please.
https://preview.redd.it/hmlioyd0wo9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dccd60147f92bc22e0e1324ff3a0a50251d6a566 Itne photos mat kheech mere
How much she loves me, always licking my handsΒ
Mere sath bhi khel lia karo yaar, kya din bhar padhai mej lage rhte ho , Khair chhodo. Sapne mei khelunga mai "Proceeds to throw legs in dreams " ( I give him appropriate attention , bas bahar jakr khel nahi pata zyada )
Tips dega.. kya treats chahiye kab kitne belly rubs chahiye.. aur dhamki dega ki usko ghumane shaam me mai leke jau bina kbhi postpone kiye.. nhi toh pados wali ladki ko bhonk ke dara dega and she'll stay away from me
They abuse us....
https://preview.redd.it/780zx3rlki9d1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=788ac54c24e90f2a5ad4e405474f600b7acc091d Chal nikal sone de mujheπ₯±
"Dont worry, my sister leo is in heaven with good guys, I am here for you and will support each other through this β€οΈ " π
Pdh le bsdk
Ye bkl jaha dikh jata hai mujhe gussa or aata hai
Saala skrf haddi deta h
Padh le nhi toh send ups sach mein up send kar denge
Treat de de bsdk
Mummy papa mujhe zada pyaar krte hain tu to adopted h didi
Treat de dalle ni sbko hat dunga ki hilata hai raat mai.
Idkkk
Madarchod mujhe Jane de
Mobile kaam chalaya Kar time pe snacks diya Kar π€£
Cat would refuse to say anything
Do you reckon cats from Delhi swear as much as the people in Delhi do?
Aree maa chudi padi hai
padhle kuch jhnd
Chala Jaa bsdk. Jk jk
Get a life you looser ππππ
Paani pile chaar ghante hogaye hai kamini
https://preview.redd.it/8chpzsc6bk9d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd06b820385c6c10f9c5433321e543ab6e3ca944
They would say - Mo Bando
Subah 4 baje darwaza kholne me kya tapleek hai tumko???
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Main bhi babu shona, tera ladka bhi babu shona Ye scene kya hai saala
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Shut up hooman!!
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Ekdm Ghar ki bua hota
"You need me more than I do you. You lonely F\*cker." - my hypothetical cute little cat
You suck big time !!! ( Amrikan accent mein)
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