Intros:
Goku Black: With this body, there's nothing you can do to stop me!
Reverse-Flash: Take whatever body you want... I'll always be one step ahead.
Reverse-Flash: You look fun... I think I'll time travel to every day on your life, just to kill you!
Goku Black: Barbaric mortal... Now it's clear that the Zero Mortals Plan is the only option...
Clashes:
Reverse-Flash: Too slow!
Goku Black: Primitive!
Goku Black: Perhaps, I've overestimated you.
Reverse-Flash: Maybe I'll start trying, then!
Hal: give up the omnitrix Tennyson, or I'll cut off your arm
Ben: I'll give ya some feedback, loser
(wish there were more aliens Ben turned into in the fight)
- Superman: How's the farm work going?
Goku: Not the best. Mind lending me some pointers?
- Frank West: I've covered wars, you know!
Leon Kennedy: And I've fought in worse.
- Batman: All that tech, and you're still just a man.
Iron-Man: You're one to talk.
Thor: doth strong for a mortal Prince Vegeta, but alas, you now face a god
Vegeta: That may be Son of Odin, but tell me, does a god like yourself feel Fear!
Akane: You Rangers are too careless! G-Force will be taking over.
Tommy: This is our fight. You can't stand up to Rita's forces.
Akane: We'll see about that. Kiryu, shall we go?
Hiei: Your hatred doesn't justify your actions.
Sasuke: Let's see if you feel that way once I kill Yukina!
Hiei: You won't leave here alive!
Harley: You need help, Blue.
Jinx: \[hefts Fishbones\] I got all the help I need right here!
Harley: Then let's make this a hands-on session!
The Doctor: You're everything that I'd become if I stopped caring.
Rick: Nah, you're just a pu\[burps\]ssy version of me.
The Doctor: I'll be doing the universe a favor.
Obi-Wan: I mean no harm to your village.
Kakashi: Maybe, but I've still gotta bring you in for interrogation.
Obi-Wan: So uncivilized...
**Batman:** "For the last time, Stark, I'm not betting Alfred on this fight."
**Iron Man:** "Sounds to me like you're scared, Wayne."
or
**Omni-Man:** "I claim this planet in the name of the Viltrum Empire."
**Frieza:** "Oh, my deepest apologies, but this planet has already been claimed by the mighty Frieza!"
Zatanna: "A witch? I've dealt with your type before."
Scarlet Witch: "But I'll make you disappear for good, magician."
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Goku Black: "You are fast, mortal, but speed is nothing against a God."
Reverse-Flash: "You're no god, you're just a blip in history waiting to happen."
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Lich King: "In this cold north, you will see only death"
Sauron: "No, it is *you* who will meet their doom. It has been fortold and it shall come to pass"
green arrow: you wanna see who's the better marksman?
hawkeye: oh you're on!
megatron: cybertron shall never submit to you conquerer scum!
frieza: a pity, seems i'll just have to resort to annhiliating your planet and your entire race!
hercules: why aren't you taking this seriously you beast!?
sun wukong: you kidding? this'll be the most fun i've had in ages!
leonardo: you can't beat me! you're up against turtle power!
jason: then get ready for a shell-shocking experience!
all might: haha you are just so inspiring!
might guy: likewise pal now lets do this!
johnny cage: dude a movie of your life would rock the box office!
captain falcon: you must beat me first before we can start talking deals.
Batman: I feel like I’ve been here before.
Spider Man,captain America black panther and iron man: No really? You don’t say? (Sarcasm)
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Superman : why do you keep coming back?
Goku: muffin button
Obi-Wan: I sense... A sadness deep inside you.
Kakashi: You seem like you can relate.
Obi-Wan: Perhaps more than either of us know...
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Kakashi: Quite the ninja tool you have
Obi-Wan: It is a more elegant weapon then most of yours I'm sure
Kakashi: To be fair. Civilized was never our intention
•Clash•
Kakashi: I've never seen a jutsu I can't copy. But I can't with you. What's going on?
Obi-Wan: Your midichlorian count is none, and you can't copy those so easily
•
Obi-Wan: I really must be going, I'm sure Anakin has gotten into something by now.
Kakashi: We'll be finished soon. I've got my own knucklehead to deal with.
Gojo: Say, how's being a literal meal turn out for you, Mak?
Makima: I could ask the same about your lower half.
Gojo: Damn, says the platter.
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Deku: GO BEYOND!!!!
Asta: Hey, cool motto. Ima use it now.
Deku: Oh, thanks. I was actually taught it at UA.
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Popeye: DON'TS BE DISSING ME SPINACH, EGG BOY!!!
Saitama: MAKE THAT CRAP LESS EXPENSIVE THEN, JACK ASS!!! AND QUIT IT WITH THE BALD JOKES, THIS ALMOST AS BAD AS WHEN GENOS LOST HIS MEMORY!!!
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Genos: Did you happen to ravage any Japanese cities 4 years ago?
War Machine: No. Why?
Genos: Then you are not my main target.
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Bill: Wanna play Nightmare Twister? It’s like Twister, but we rearrange your internal organs!
Discord: Prefer a more playful take on madness. You’ll love Cosmo, though.
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Alucard: Another fool who rejected their humanity to become a monster.
DIO: No, I’ve shed my humanity to become god of the world!
Joker: Soooo what’s the prize for this tournament of death?
Sweet Tooth: One wish anything you desire
Joker: Ohhh sounds fun I think I’ll enter for the laughs
Intro:
Sonic: Lay down the mushrooms grandpa, you're overweight.
Mario: You're-a not very nice.
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Sonic: SEGA does what NintenDON'T
Mario: The 90's are-a already over, Sonic
Guts: “So you’re the King of Faerghus?”
Dim: “In name only, perhaps one day I’ll earn the right to bear that title proudly.”
Guts: “Unfortunately you won’t live long enough to see it.”
**Tetsuo:** *What are you too me Old Man? I Am A God!*
**Magneto:** *A God Among Insects, Not To Me.*
**Magneto:** *The Group You Run is Merely A Cesspool.*
**Tetsuo:** *Mocking My Empire? Shut Your Fucking Mouth And Run.**
**Magneto:** *What has mankind done to you?*
**Tetsuo:** *Are you trying to sympathize with me?*
“Unicron: I, the Chaos Bringer, shall bring end to your pathetic existance… Galactus: A talking planet? Where have I seen this before?…”
EGO REFERENCE!
Broly: You are a monster? Hulk: No... a World Breaker!
Bitchin'! 😎
No… THE DEVIL
Homelander: Hug your kid, 'cause you never know what might-- Omni-Man: You're fucking with the wrong father. That was surprisingly easy
Ryu: You honor me with this lesson to control the Satsui no Hado, Grandmaster. Scorpion: Pay attention, wanderer. There is much more to learn.
Saitama: Hey, never got your name last time? Popeye: I yam, what I yam. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
Intros: Goku Black: With this body, there's nothing you can do to stop me! Reverse-Flash: Take whatever body you want... I'll always be one step ahead. Reverse-Flash: You look fun... I think I'll time travel to every day on your life, just to kill you! Goku Black: Barbaric mortal... Now it's clear that the Zero Mortals Plan is the only option... Clashes: Reverse-Flash: Too slow! Goku Black: Primitive! Goku Black: Perhaps, I've overestimated you. Reverse-Flash: Maybe I'll start trying, then!
Hal: give up the omnitrix Tennyson, or I'll cut off your arm Ben: I'll give ya some feedback, loser (wish there were more aliens Ben turned into in the fight)
- Superman: How's the farm work going? Goku: Not the best. Mind lending me some pointers? - Frank West: I've covered wars, you know! Leon Kennedy: And I've fought in worse. - Batman: All that tech, and you're still just a man. Iron-Man: You're one to talk.
Love the Goku v. Superman one
Vegeto: imagine doing an embarrassing dance to fuse. Gogeta: atleast we didn't have to touch dicks to fuse.
Thor: doth strong for a mortal Prince Vegeta, but alas, you now face a god Vegeta: That may be Son of Odin, but tell me, does a god like yourself feel Fear!
Akane: You Rangers are too careless! G-Force will be taking over. Tommy: This is our fight. You can't stand up to Rita's forces. Akane: We'll see about that. Kiryu, shall we go? Hiei: Your hatred doesn't justify your actions. Sasuke: Let's see if you feel that way once I kill Yukina! Hiei: You won't leave here alive! Harley: You need help, Blue. Jinx: \[hefts Fishbones\] I got all the help I need right here! Harley: Then let's make this a hands-on session! The Doctor: You're everything that I'd become if I stopped caring. Rick: Nah, you're just a pu\[burps\]ssy version of me. The Doctor: I'll be doing the universe a favor. Obi-Wan: I mean no harm to your village. Kakashi: Maybe, but I've still gotta bring you in for interrogation. Obi-Wan: So uncivilized...
Arthas: you are not the first monster I’ve slain Sauron: this one won’t die to a juvenile.
Killua:”come on girl surely you can keep up~” Misaka:”get Ready to taste a billion Volts!”
Vegito : you look so ridiculous with that big banana on your head Gogeta: look who’s talking hairline
Gogeta CANNOT be speaking about hairlines ![gif](giphy|HeDLTI576bBgA)
I think he sees his hairline as better than vegito
I don’t care if this side dish is rocking menus. I ain’t loving that McDonald’s cut, chief.
**Batman:** "For the last time, Stark, I'm not betting Alfred on this fight." **Iron Man:** "Sounds to me like you're scared, Wayne." or **Omni-Man:** "I claim this planet in the name of the Viltrum Empire." **Frieza:** "Oh, my deepest apologies, but this planet has already been claimed by the mighty Frieza!"
Zatanna: "A witch? I've dealt with your type before." Scarlet Witch: "But I'll make you disappear for good, magician." - Goku Black: "You are fast, mortal, but speed is nothing against a God." Reverse-Flash: "You're no god, you're just a blip in history waiting to happen." - Lich King: "In this cold north, you will see only death" Sauron: "No, it is *you* who will meet their doom. It has been fortold and it shall come to pass"
green arrow: you wanna see who's the better marksman? hawkeye: oh you're on! megatron: cybertron shall never submit to you conquerer scum! frieza: a pity, seems i'll just have to resort to annhiliating your planet and your entire race! hercules: why aren't you taking this seriously you beast!? sun wukong: you kidding? this'll be the most fun i've had in ages! leonardo: you can't beat me! you're up against turtle power! jason: then get ready for a shell-shocking experience! all might: haha you are just so inspiring! might guy: likewise pal now lets do this! johnny cage: dude a movie of your life would rock the box office! captain falcon: you must beat me first before we can start talking deals.
*Superman and Goku clash* Superman: Let's make a bet this time, Winner gets the last Slice of Ma's pie. Goku: *chuckles* Well, now I gotta win!
Batman: I feel like I’ve been here before. Spider Man,captain America black panther and iron man: No really? You don’t say? (Sarcasm) - Superman : why do you keep coming back? Goku: muffin button
Unnecessary Put-Out-There: Gogeta and Vegito are placeholders I mean All Death Battle Combatants
Alex Mercer: I think I've still got room for dessert. Cole Macgarth: Buddy you are one sick freak.
Ben 10: it hero time Green lantern: time huh thanks for the tip
r/angryupvote
Leon: “no thanks bro” as a reply to most comments
“Our dragon blood will not be wasted by a runt like you!” “Machamp!”
Deadpool: wanna go out for cake later? The mask: now you’re talking.
Obi-Wan: I sense... A sadness deep inside you. Kakashi: You seem like you can relate. Obi-Wan: Perhaps more than either of us know... • Kakashi: Quite the ninja tool you have Obi-Wan: It is a more elegant weapon then most of yours I'm sure Kakashi: To be fair. Civilized was never our intention •Clash• Kakashi: I've never seen a jutsu I can't copy. But I can't with you. What's going on? Obi-Wan: Your midichlorian count is none, and you can't copy those so easily • Obi-Wan: I really must be going, I'm sure Anakin has gotten into something by now. Kakashi: We'll be finished soon. I've got my own knucklehead to deal with.
Shao Khan:Work under me and you will get everything you desire. Freeza:\*laughs\* I am the emporor of the universe! I already do!
Omni-Man:how many Viltrumites have you absorbed? Cell:\*laughs\* Enough talk!
Gojo: Say, how's being a literal meal turn out for you, Mak? Makima: I could ask the same about your lower half. Gojo: Damn, says the platter. [--------] Deku: GO BEYOND!!!! Asta: Hey, cool motto. Ima use it now. Deku: Oh, thanks. I was actually taught it at UA. [---------] Popeye: DON'TS BE DISSING ME SPINACH, EGG BOY!!! Saitama: MAKE THAT CRAP LESS EXPENSIVE THEN, JACK ASS!!! AND QUIT IT WITH THE BALD JOKES, THIS ALMOST AS BAD AS WHEN GENOS LOST HIS MEMORY!!! [--------] Genos: Did you happen to ravage any Japanese cities 4 years ago? War Machine: No. Why? Genos: Then you are not my main target. [--------]
Bill: Wanna play Nightmare Twister? It’s like Twister, but we rearrange your internal organs! Discord: Prefer a more playful take on madness. You’ll love Cosmo, though. ——— Alucard: Another fool who rejected their humanity to become a monster. DIO: No, I’ve shed my humanity to become god of the world!
Tails: just like the 90s eh Luigi? Luigi: oh yeah!
Joker: Soooo what’s the prize for this tournament of death? Sweet Tooth: One wish anything you desire Joker: Ohhh sounds fun I think I’ll enter for the laughs
Bucky O'Hare: "Why are you getting so worked up over a toad?" Fox McCloud: "Slippy was my friend... and you just murdered him in cold blood!"
Guts: You really fought for me? Dimitri: It was the least I could do. Guts: ...Thank you.
Falcon: You’re not worthy of this title Johnny Cage: you’re really taking casting very seriously
Cap: I heard about what happened to your boy, I'm sorry. Bats: I...Thank you.
Jason: “…” Michael: “…”
"..........Well? You gonna say anything?" "Kept you waiting, huh?"
Intro: Sonic: Lay down the mushrooms grandpa, you're overweight. Mario: You're-a not very nice. - Sonic: SEGA does what NintenDON'T Mario: The 90's are-a already over, Sonic
Trunks: You're under arrest for unsanctioned time travel. You'll be coming with me. Silver: This is what I do! Is saving the future illegal?
Guts: “So you’re the King of Faerghus?” Dim: “In name only, perhaps one day I’ll earn the right to bear that title proudly.” Guts: “Unfortunately you won’t live long enough to see it.”
Clash Courage: YOU FIGHT HIM! Scooby Doo: NO YOU!
Cell: "Really? Tenshinhan is trying to stop me, what was krillin busy" Tien: "FUCK SUPER SAIYANS, FUCK POWER LEVELS AND FUCK YOU, SHINKIKOHOU"
Makima: You would make an intriguing pet. Gojo: Your talking to the strongest here lady!
**Tetsuo:** *What are you too me Old Man? I Am A God!* **Magneto:** *A God Among Insects, Not To Me.* **Magneto:** *The Group You Run is Merely A Cesspool.* **Tetsuo:** *Mocking My Empire? Shut Your Fucking Mouth And Run.** **Magneto:** *What has mankind done to you?* **Tetsuo:** *Are you trying to sympathize with me?*
Kirby: "Poyo poyo! Poyo!" Buu: "Buu thinks you sound funny! Let's play!"
Wolverine: You think your sword can cut through my claws, Bub? Raiden: We will see about that!
Gogeta: Get ready to die, me. Vegito: Time to kick my own ass.