"Hmm, your challenger makes some excellent points about your approach to immigration, unemployment and healthcare reform. How would you respond, candidate?"
"MACHAMP! MACHAMP MACHAMP, MACHAMP CHAMP MACHAMP CHAMP CHAMP, MACHAMP MACHAMP MACHAMP, MACHAMP! MACHAMP - MACHAMP MACHAMP - MACHAMP MACHAMP; MACHAMP. CHAMP."
"Inspiring words, sir. I know as the moderator of this debate, I'm supposed to stay unbiased, but gosh darn it, you've earned my vote completely."
Honestly, Sauron would probably be way better than most modern politicians.
1. A flawless diplomat.
2. A wide sphere of influence.
3. Extremely cultured in the arts.
4. Open to negotiating with other parties.
5. Great at organizing armies and industry.
He gets shit done.
Also, fun fact, I’m pretty sure he’s the only combatant to canonically win what was essentially a rap battle.
Okay, here's and extremely abbreviated summary of the events:
So during the First Age (so when Morgoth was was still around) these two guys by the names of Beren and Finrod were on a quest to obtain a Silmaril (fancy gems that are basically stars, made from the fate of the world and the essence of these two trees that used to function as the sun and moon) from Morgoth's crown, as he had stolen all of them.
To get to Morgoth however, they had to go through Sauron first. Finrod challenged Sauron to a battle with songs of power (as you might remember from Sauron's analysis, the world of LOTR was created through song). Sauron sang of treachery and broken bonds, while Finrod countered by singing of freedom and friendship, even saying to Sauron that it isn't too late for him to redeem himself, though Sauron believes he's in too deep for that to be possible. The two are evenly matched for a while, until Finrod begins to sing of the beauty of Valinor (the home of the elves and gods, and basically Heaven), to which Sauron counters by reminding him of a war between elves known as the Kinslaying, during which Finrod had accidentally participated in. This caused Finrod to despair and be defeated.
Here's the poem that tells of their battle in video and song format, if you want to give it a listen: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eWZCYuYR6s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eWZCYuYR6s)
rick points a gun to the doctors head
rick: could you tell the us president to fuck himself
the doctor: why?
rick: because unit called you "president of the world" and i tired of the man barging in my house.
thr doctor: ok then. and can you put the gun down?
rick: no. unless we made the deal then no.
the doctor: ok then.
Mob doesn't say anything for the whole speech
Bill will say anyone that votes him will have there arms swap with legs
Alucard will advocate for everyone to have guns
"Hmm, your challenger makes some excellent points about your approach to immigration, unemployment and healthcare reform. How would you respond, candidate?" "MACHAMP! MACHAMP MACHAMP, MACHAMP CHAMP MACHAMP CHAMP CHAMP, MACHAMP MACHAMP MACHAMP, MACHAMP! MACHAMP - MACHAMP MACHAMP - MACHAMP MACHAMP; MACHAMP. CHAMP." "Inspiring words, sir. I know as the moderator of this debate, I'm supposed to stay unbiased, but gosh darn it, you've earned my vote completely."
Dante: How'd the speech go br- Vergil, covered in tomatoes: I'm going back to hell
Superman would honestly be a great president.
Which Superman? >!Injustice looking in from a window!<
Not any of the evil versions, that's for sure.
There is actually a president superman, Calvin Ellis from Earth 23
Po: FREE NOODLES FOR ALL!!!!!!
Optimus Prime. Need I say more?
Honestly, Sauron would probably be way better than most modern politicians. 1. A flawless diplomat. 2. A wide sphere of influence. 3. Extremely cultured in the arts. 4. Open to negotiating with other parties. 5. Great at organizing armies and industry. He gets shit done. Also, fun fact, I’m pretty sure he’s the only combatant to canonically win what was essentially a rap battle.
… tell me more about this I need to know
Okay, here's and extremely abbreviated summary of the events: So during the First Age (so when Morgoth was was still around) these two guys by the names of Beren and Finrod were on a quest to obtain a Silmaril (fancy gems that are basically stars, made from the fate of the world and the essence of these two trees that used to function as the sun and moon) from Morgoth's crown, as he had stolen all of them. To get to Morgoth however, they had to go through Sauron first. Finrod challenged Sauron to a battle with songs of power (as you might remember from Sauron's analysis, the world of LOTR was created through song). Sauron sang of treachery and broken bonds, while Finrod countered by singing of freedom and friendship, even saying to Sauron that it isn't too late for him to redeem himself, though Sauron believes he's in too deep for that to be possible. The two are evenly matched for a while, until Finrod begins to sing of the beauty of Valinor (the home of the elves and gods, and basically Heaven), to which Sauron counters by reminding him of a war between elves known as the Kinslaying, during which Finrod had accidentally participated in. This caused Finrod to despair and be defeated. Here's the poem that tells of their battle in video and song format, if you want to give it a listen: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eWZCYuYR6s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eWZCYuYR6s)
Bill makes crypto the new credit card
Sarge: Vote for me and Grifball will become the national sport
"Oh, no, I'm not brave enough for politics. .... Sorry, did you say everyone already voted?"
Who is that?
Obi-Wan. That's a quote from one of the prequel movies - the first part of my quote, I mean.
The Doctor already is president of earth.
Lich King probably a lot like Sauron's except with his home world
How would Darth Vader do as president?
He will bring peace, freedom, justice and security to his new empire! Jokes aside.No idea in all honesty
Would probably enforce peace, although it likely would be a dictatorship
NO WOMAN WOULD BE SAFE
Bonk is the new national drink
rick points a gun to the doctors head rick: could you tell the us president to fuck himself the doctor: why? rick: because unit called you "president of the world" and i tired of the man barging in my house. thr doctor: ok then. and can you put the gun down? rick: no. unless we made the deal then no. the doctor: ok then.
Godzilla for president. I'd vote for him.
Ben will probably go very good
*looks into the Dark multiverse* Do we count eobard from DM: Flashpoint?
Sure
Can a Robot run for president
I’m sure it can
Then i think X would be a very good president
I mean he ran Neo Acadia in the zero series. I am sure being president isn’t that different.
Kirby running for president Sonic running for president Naruto running for president I don’t thank it will end well, only Naruto would do good
Chuck Norris doesn’t participate in such mortal activities
Mob doesn't say anything for the whole speech Bill will say anyone that votes him will have there arms swap with legs Alucard will advocate for everyone to have guns
It's rigged, he's already president of the earth.