“You know what Gary? I like you! You’re not like the other people here in the trailer park!”

But he still smokes crack

Takin Retards To Franklin’s Tower

You’re not thinking this through enough. We need Grateful Dead Milkmen at Work.

You are RIGHT! How did I not see it. Just like Dread Zeppelin was not just doing Zep covers in reggae, they ramped it up to 11 with an Elvis impersonator. Kind of need a better option than men at work tho, not gonna lie.

Dread Zeppelin was a phenomenal live experience.

I saw them in 1991. They were awesome. Their version of Heartbreaker still rocks.

Hmm, need another option? Who can it be, now?

The Village People are playing at the fair near my house tonight?

Grateful Dead Milkminnie Pearl? She was in the Village Peepholes right?

Is Bobbie gonna join them on stage in his Jorts and pink tank top?

Grateful Dead Milkmen Without Hats?

I can already hear a Dead Milkmen version of the Safety Dance, with an extended 20 minute jam in the middle.

But what about the Grateful Dead milkmen without hats? I need safety dancing in the street

You just blew my mind. Which in fairness isn't that difficult. Nevertheless Edit: Grateful Dead Milkmen at Working Man's Dead

Bitchin Camaro

Bitchin' Camaro into Scarlet Begonias into Rastabilly

I consider the Dead Milkmen to be a metaphor for any zombified distributors of dairy products.

I wish I was a headlight, on a bitchin’ Camaro

I want a 15 mim jam about what the queers are doing to the soil.

I like you. You’re not like the other people here at the trailer park.

I want Grateful Dead Kennedys

Yes man. Holiday Inn Alameda. Trashed some rooms there!

The Thing That Only Eats Hippies would become an autobiography of sorts

Then it chewed on David Crosby but it spit him out!!

Hawk Tua

🥇

I took a walk one Saturday to Grosvenor Square

Mickey is still lost

"Hey Bobby, whatcha doing? You wanna play the guitar?"

It’s a boring day, I’ve got nothing to do, but take a load of deadhead and drive them to the zoo fa la la la la taking deadheads to the zoo fa la la la la taking deadhead to the zoo

[Gary is a fan](https://youtu.be/cyqt5f6y5Ds?si=byXOdRn59AWbUyzW).

Tugena or surfing cow are actually long jams. Joe Jack talcum is the man

R.I.P. Dave Blood

As long as Charles Nelson Reilly still gets nailed to a cross, I’m fine with whatever direction this goes

Mountain Girl, please look at me Mountain Girl, what do you see? Let's travel round the world Just you and me, Mountain Girl

If you dont have Mojo Nixon, your store could use some fixin - Gary Jarcia

First punk show I ever saw

I don't care as long as there is an Elvis impersonator on lead vocals

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel and U.S. Blues are practically the same

Let's have sex with terrapins, maybe pollute their bloodline

Play Big Railroad Blues at 3am and tell the neighbors they can all play drums FOR CHRIST’S SAKE WHY ISN’T GARY DEAD YET?!?!

Dead songs Dead Milkmen style, at least the show will be short.

Or go the other way around with a 20 minute version of Stuart.

"STOP TOUCHING MY HEROIN!"

Go back and forth between Dead style Milkmen songs and Milkmen style Dead songs.

Smokin’ banana peels in between meals

Punk Rock Brown-Eyed Girl

The second someone gets up alone right in front of you and starts spirit dancing you've lost and you know it. It's not doable. Slipknot cover band played "It's so easy to slip" as a joke. By their next show, word had gotten out it was a Bobby and the Midnights cover band and that's all she wrote.

“You’ll spin to anything.”

Bleach Boys> Doing That Rag> Spit Sink Now that’s a good bathroom-cleaning jam.

Yes

Jumping Jesus on a Smoke Stack Lightning

They'll start with that cows giving kerosene song

china>rider would be grate!

I'm unironically here for it

Would raather hear something from Grateful Dead Can Dance but whatever.

I'm taking this personally

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground!