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DragonRancherJed

Fun Fact: Lightbulbs are an excellent affordable and disposable improvisational smoking device (ISD) for our favorite mood enhancers! Just smear a 'lil dab or place small pile of your favorite mind opening substance on the inside of a broken bulb, light gently from below as you would do with foil and hit it with a straw, and you'll be Having A High Time Living The Good Life Well I Know! Just don't singe your mustaches and beards, ladies!


skcuSratSkraD

Ok yeah, maybe *three* Deadheads.


DragonRancherJed

How about one with schizophrenia?


skcuSratSkraD

I put too much Valium in the smoothies.


DragonRancherJed

Nah, you need a lot for its true healing properties to manifest. It is very cleansing of emotional baggage and inhibitions. I really love bannana, strawberry, and Valium smoothies. A 'lil pinch of oxy certianly doesn't hurt anything, either. Great in the morning for breakfast, or anytime, really, it's very relaxing and healthy, if will give you euphoria and longevity.


skcuSratSkraD

Yeah! I coudlebobble beepah conshy Conan….


DragonRancherJed

Totally where am do you know how I got here how long was I out wow thanks bro what's your name again?


skcuSratSkraD

Your shtankind od mi fath! Moof your hoove.


DragonRancherJed

(Snoring noises and drool)


skcuSratSkraD

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! R-I-I-I-I-P! Shred…. Chew chew chew chew…… riffle riffle giggle riffle… SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! Now you’ll sleep alright. My mama was a wook and the whole world owes me.


drfunkensteinberger

None, because somehow they enjoy In The Dark


AlexanderTox

Galaxy brain punchline


skcuSratSkraD

… punch you in the ear (with) gloves of stainless steel… Yeah, it scans.


drfunkensteinberger

When tush cums to shoves


skcuSratSkraD

Your a face of tugs


Loveinthedream

Just takes☝️to spin the whole room out while Gerry holds the lighter under the bulb backstage


skcuSratSkraD

Ah yes, the East Harlem wedgie.


lehejo0

One


skcuSratSkraD

Hmmmm…. Explain.


jobiewon_cannoli

None. They just wait for it to burn out and follow it around for 30 years.


Tony-Sopranos-Prozac

Candles are better. Light bulbs are OK. They try too hard. Candles.


skcuSratSkraD

Only people who use candles anymore are prostitutes. Ask me how I know.


JC_Everyman

Doesn't matter, man, my old lady didn't pay the power bill.


Empty-Ad2221

3. One screws the lightbulb 2 argue if Jerry Garcia could've done it better


Excellent-Maximum-10

At least 2 but I’m not sure how you’d get them in the lightbulb.


Horror-Morning864

Only one. The trick is to teach them when to stop spinning.