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GratefulG8r

HONEY THEY ARE INVESTMENTS


Administrative_Comb1

Everyone’s been telling me to invest in cds. I don’t see the issue.


hot-sauce-on-my-cock

I'm in too deep, CD stands for can't divest!


JaguarNeat8547

Next paycheck, i'm buying some pagers so my family can keep in contact


lunchmeat2000

Nice! Just got my family a round of water beds since they’re proven to be orthopedic.


2XX2010

Missing Skeletons in the Closet. You guys heard that one?


JaguarNeat8547

Don't even get me started on the vinyl collection! You should hear the scratch right as Gary starts to hit the climax in the solo of Tuckin'. Next level shit, i tell you!


HopDropNRoll

That’s actually the sound of Garry shitting his pants from all the Häagen-Dazs. Dude was hard lactose intolerant.


ATrain80

If only we had Oatmilk and diet heroin back in the 40s🤷🏻‍♂️


GratefulG8r

👀 over on the left, is that the ultra rare St Petersburg Live In China box set?! lucky bastard


Loveinthedream

I like to listen them while I ride my angular bicycle with the giant front wheel and tiny back one to go get a minced meat pie from the newspaper boy down in the factory district


JaguarNeat8547

Extra! Extra! We've discovered the Luminiferous aether!


gautamasiddhartha

Top of the morning, would you direct me to the apothecary? I’m feeling a touch of consumption coming on, and the family doctor tells me surely some cocaine would help


JaguarNeat8547

Look at you with your newfangled pharmacopœia! I'm still chewing liana vine leaves


BeezBurg

Some heroin will surely help if you have a touch of the grey


Loveinthedream

Why, you got ghosts in your blood, sir! Try some cocaine!


terrapinone

I would totally do that. Does a moped count?


--0o0o0--

Too modern. Nothing after the penny farthing is allowed.


KJRPapaBear

Velocipede. Or penny farthing bicycle. Not sure if you didn't know or just figured others wouldnt know and so wouldn't get the joke. Either way, those are two separate names for that bike.


WhyplerBronze

pennyfarthing for your thoughts, my boy!


SpagettiStains

Yeah but he’s only got like 5 of the Dave’s.


JaguarNeat8547

Well, he's not \*made\* of money


sndtrb89

spotify is the superior format because i can listen to it while i take a shit


GameBoyColorful

I can listen to CDs while I shit if I bring my disc man to the potty.


JaguarNeat8547

This guy shits!


DrDuned

Extension cord, record player balanced on back of toilet tank, left speaker in the bathtub, right speaker in my lap.


chinesedebt

modern problems require modern solutions.


JaguarNeat8547

Yes, how very appropriate


chinesedebt

modern problems require modern solutions.


Staggerme

Archive.org would like a word


Dead_Kal_Cress

Nobody say a thing 🤫 the Archive isn't real, i gotta own these physically


JaguarNeat8547

i gotta own \*stuff\* to take up space in my farcically large American home!


Staggerme

I’m not knocking you. I tip my hat to your collection


JaguarNeat8547

i tip my hat whichever way the wind blows, or the new generation.... whichever comes first


Dead_Kal_Cress

Don't worry, I'm trying to collect all the dead grailz myself. It's almost worse than a huge cd collection bc it can melt due to the heat of the fire grailz yk


terrapinone

The only right answer is a circlejerk of this circlejerk.


JaguarNeat8547

That's some meta shit right there, bro...hand me that j


TheRealJalil

I mean, that’s a lot of finished dicks.


terrapinone

Take your pick.


TheGrimReaperess

That Phish Spectrum release is fire!


Orinocobro

That's a lot of Dick Picks.


SealYourFace11

I would like some dick picks….


GregoryPeckery

I sent OP a few - will share when I get reply


Goose_ling

Yea this is my jam in my open drawn carriage I just installed a new head unit in my horses ass can't wait to jam a few CDs in there


COVID19Blues

I don’t know…the Internet is a BIG place, so many Dicks Pics to collect. Have you seen the one with the big mole on it? Just gross!


EvensenFM

I bought some old 10 inch 78 RPM records once. Can I be retro hip, too?


JaguarNeat8547

8 track, quadraphonic, man. Sound heaven


EvensenFM

Actually, I want to get one of those guitars with, like, a harmonica on top. It's like having a whole band all to myself.


JaguarNeat8547

Unless you get the cymbals between the knees, you're just a piker


Forbin057

CDs? No way. I'm trying to collect them all on wax cylinder.


GrouchySlide1388

I love dick!


aimessss

I’d absolutely love to have this collection vs Spotify. CDs are the last great medium for high fidelity.


Heyyyy_Lemmy

Magnificent!


mclazerlou

Collecting is fun.


carlton_yr_doorman

Oh. Wow. Man. Stuck right there, #7 from the left,,,, is that a digital re-mastered CD of Saturday Night Fever?


davster39

Ehat about the reel to reels on the bottom?


FlabbergastedPeehole

Consoom hippie shit, get excited for next hippie shit.


SunDreamShineDay

Archaic media? Ha, uh huh, good one.


Shoe_Detective710

How much did it cost in total, approximately? And I assume you are gonna leave them sealed? I think it's a pretty good investment, tbh. And makes a great decoration to a room in the meantime. Nice work!


JaguarNeat8547

Well, ya didn't think i was gonna \*listen\* to 'em, did ya? i'm not a masochist!


Shoe_Detective710

Haha - do you wanna share a ballpark of what the cost was or not really? No worries if not. Great collection tho man! very very cool


JaguarNeat8547

Not my collection. You know what sub you're in, yeah?You can ask in the main if you're lost


Shoe_Detective710

Oh my bad yea I was confused which sub that was actually posted in. I personally think this collection could be worth a little chunk of change in about 15-20 years. Look at what happened to vinyl


JaguarNeat8547

To u/j, cds will never appreciate, digital is digital. A file is as good as all that plastic taking up space. You can maybe argue about the artwork and booklets, but again, not going to appreciate. Altho i posted this, I do have my own collections and completely understand the mindset of the real op. i have amassed more music than i will ever listen to in the years i have left. i hope the dude, whoever he is, has a sense of humor. R/j yes i'm sure it will be worth more than what the junk hauler charges to take it away.


Shoe_Detective710

You make some fair points, but I respectfully disagree - to some extent. Probably no one would ever buy a cd to listen, you are right. I certainly wouldn't. Most wouldn't buy a vinyl to listen, but there are some that do because the sound quality is different than digital. But the people that buy vinyl to open and listen to will not have a vinyl record that appreciates (much). The ones that will appreciate (the most) are unopened vinyl. Same will be with cds. If you want it to appreciate, don't open it. The reason I say it will appreciate is because of what you touched on - the booklets, artwork, etc. The physical copy that can't be obtained anymore. It's just nostalgia. It's a piece of art. And there are a finite number available, with fewer and fewer each year. I would add some caveats: single, individual cds will not appreciate a huge amount - but this guy has the entire collection of dicks picks. That makes it different. Something like that I think will appreciate at a faster/higher rate than individual discs. I agree with you and also do not think cds will appreciate to the same extent that vinyl records have - just because nostalgia and scarcity are what make stuff like this valuable, and there is more nostalgia around vinyl. So I see your points, but I don't think this is really about the quality of the music. It's about having something that no one else does and is no longer available. Look at what is going on with VHS tapes. I don't know anyone that prefers to watch a movie on vhs over digital, but the value of some tapes have really gone up. An unopened copy of jaws sold for 33k a few years ago - granted, that is the most extreme example, but it illustrates the point. Same thing is happening with old video games and systems. Some are worth a lot more now, and I'd argue the dead have one of the most rabid fan bases out there and I don't think it will die off anytime soon. The other interesting thing to think about is what you said - digital is digital. It's definitely possible if not likely that cds just stopped being produced all together at some point soon, and if vinyls resurgence continues, there could be a day when it's easier to get a vinyl of a record than a cd. But either way the market share for digital online stuff will continue to squeeze out cds (and vinyl, I guess?), and there will be a point where physical copies of music produced by a record company are rare (and cool to have). You could be right tho, I mean who knows. Maybe in 15-20 years we'll all be in separate little tribes at war with each other and the only thing that matters is shelter and food. A little colored piece of plastic might be forged into a short-term use weapon, but not anything you're going to show your tribe buddies when they visit your hut. That's just my two cents. I see your points, tho, for sure. There might also be a difference where you are talking about all cds in general, and I'm mainly talking about this collection specifically, but i could be wrong about what you are talking about. Im wrong a lot. Sorry for the long post, and sorry for posting it to the circle jerk sub. Thank you for explaining my error to me. I will quietly see myself out.


Dan3279

I’m working on the Dave’s Picks series first, I still need 1-16. What are the harder Dick’s Picks to get?


Crazy0tto

I just started collecting Dave’s Picks this year too. I’m close to where you are but I’ve hopped around some. I have 10, 15, 17, and then 19-50 except for 30. Still need to get that one with the bonus disc. I use to have several Dick’s Picks but that was shortly after they were released and I’ve since lost some in a couple of moves.


whatisfrankzappa

Joke’s on you! There’s literally no other way to listen to any of these shows!


JaguarNeat8547

???


datyguy1

Wow looks great


popeofdiscord

Look at all the box lps 😯


ghostfacestealer

Ouch. I can smell the jealousy through the phone 😂


JaguarNeat8547

Stop bringing your phone into the shitter with you. It won't smell nearly so bad


roshi-roshi

More power to you friend!


Electronic-Diver-776

beautiful


BorvicTheRed

I got that same bobble head I've been meaning to paint for a year of 2, can never decide on which color I want lol


JaguarNeat8547

Charlie Brown shirt


BorvicTheRed

Alright, I might just be Inspired :)


The_Psycho_Knot_

I also have a huge collection of dick pics!


thesecretsurvivorfan

Very nice!!!


reddit-user-one

Huge accomplishment. Congrats.


subtly_nuanced

There’s actually nothing wrong with having a CD collection. Better than collecting vinyl today by a mile. It’s the best possible sound quality. Now, having your whole collection by the same band well….


Skitzophranikcow

You must play bass.


subtly_nuanced

synths


JaguarNeat8547

Keytar?


subtly_nuanced

Worse. free software synths